Every day I dream that my dead enemy is flirting with me

Mi Le still wanted to laugh, but stopped when he saw Tong Yi's killing eyes.

It was really unbearable, and the corners of his mouth twitched a little.

Sitting on the chair, Tong Yi had nothing to love, and from time to time he could feel the little guy in his belly doing radio gymnastics lively, which made him feel quite uncomfortable.

Why is he pregnant?

Why did he come to Mi Le's dream to humiliate himself?

After the caller called them, the two of them bit the bullet and entered the consultation room.

After entering, the doctor learned that they did not bring a pregnancy test card, and couldn't help feeling helpless, and asked, "Have you had a routine blood and urine test?"

They both shook their heads.

"Go check it first. It's been this month and you don't know the pattern? There is also fetal heart rate monitoring, and I will come back after I finish it."

Tong Yi sat on the chair without moving, and asked the doctor: "Doctor, can I cut this thing directly?"

"We all have targets for caesarean sections. You are in good shape and everything is fine. Just wait for the baby to move and come to the hospital to give birth."

"No...do I need to be hospitalized and wait for the birth?"

"The hospital wards are limited, so you can't be prepared for a long time. If you don't have contractions for a month, is it possible that you have been living there?"

"If he doesn't plan, how will he live?" Mi Le also asked, Mi Le was so curious.

"It's enough to persevere when the time comes. It's really not possible to give an injection for painless delivery." The doctor replied.

"Fuck me?" Tong Yi was shocked.

"What?!" the doctor frowned.

Tong Yi quickly changed his words and continued: "I'm tall, and my child must be very tall and big, so I don't think it will be easy for me to give birth."

"Then go for a B-ultrasound to see the size of the child."

"Okay." The two of them could only make a list and left the consultation room to do these checks.

After the B-ultrasound was done, I showed it to the doctor, and the doctor directly issued a hospitalization order: "Your child is not big, but the circumference of the head is too big, so it may have to be dissected."

"Oh oh oh." Tong Yi took the list and became a little nervous.

He is about to give birth!

After the two walked out of the ward, Tong Yi said to Mi Le: "I don't think I'm well, I'm not feeling well."

"Shall I hold your hand?"

"Estimated need."

Tong Yi stretched out his hand, and Mi Le held it with a smile. The two of them clasped their fingers together and followed the instructions to the ward.

Fortunately, the two lived in separate wards.

In fact, it is reasonable to suspect that Mi Le has never been in a group ward, so he doesn't know what that kind of ward is like, so he came directly to the single room.

I haven't seen it, so I can't dream it.

Tong Yi took off his shoes and sat on the bed, and said to Mi Le, "Squeeze my feet, I heard that pregnant women's feet are swollen, and you can't even put on your shoes."

Mi Le was quite helpless: "No matter how swollen your 40 feet are, they will be 42 at most. At worst, I will buy you a pair of shoes."

"Look at your scumbag's tone, I shouldn't have given birth to you." Tong Yi was furious.

But Mi Le still went to help Tong Yi pinch his feet.

Tong Yi's feet are really pretty. Not to mention, they are in good shape. If it weren't for the fact that these feet belonged to a person with a height of 198 cm, they would probably be pretty good feet.

Mi Le pinched Tong Yi for a while, and thought it was quite interesting.

After the two sat for a while, someone came in and shouted, "Number 7456, go have a baby."

Tong Yi continued to complain: "Look at this number, 7456! I'm so mad!"

"Hurry up and give birth, why are you so wordy?" Mi Le urged.

"Scumbag, we will fight after I give birth, and we will never end with you."

Then Tong Yi was pushed out.

Sitting in the ward by himself, Mi Le suddenly looked forward to it. He clenched his hands tightly, feeling a little nervous.

A doctor sent a bunch of forms and asked Mi Le to sign them, but he signed them all without reading the contents.

On the other side, Tong Yi found himself pushed into a dark place, and was immediately startled.

Didn't he come to a black hospital to poach children and sell them?

Later, I found out that in Mi Le's dream, if he was far away from Mi Le, he would enter the darkness. After all, it was Mi Le's dream, and everything centered on Mi Le.

He dazedly entered the edge of the dream, and after waiting for a while, someone pushed him out again.

After going out, Tong Yi finally felt the pain.

It fucking hurts!

Isn't it anesthesia?Why is he in so much pain?

Tong Yi's bed was pushed to Mi Le's side, seeing Mi Le hold back a smile and asked him: "I heard you are immune to anesthetics?"

Tong Yi was so angry that he cursed, not like someone who just gave birth: "You shameless old thief, you torment me like this in your dreams!"

"It's okay, there is no anesthetic to recover quickly."

"Why are you so hateful when you make sarcastic remarks? Try it yourself!"

While arguing, the two were pushed back to the ward.

Tong Yi was lying on the bed in excruciating pain, but fortunately he recovered in a while.

This was the case in Mi Le's dream, washing the dishes was over in a while.

After Tong Yi recovered a little, he sat up by himself, showing his tenacious vitality to the fullest.

After looking around, he asked Mi Le: "Where is the child, is it a girl or a kid?"

Mi Le's expression was a bit complicated. He had refrained from saying anything just now, but now he finally couldn't help it.

"Our child's head circumference is indeed a bit big."

"Big boy?" Tong Yi asked.

Mi Le shook his head, got up and walked out. After a while, he pushed a small cart and walked in, holding up a doll with a big white head: "You gave birth to a hellokitty."

Tong Yi's expression was so wonderful that he was about to hit someone.

He even bragged to the doctor before, saying that his child must be tall, but he was short and thick in the end.

He pointed to hellokitty and asked Mi Le: "Is our child so white when he was born?"

"Indeed, it's still alive."

"Born with a bow tie? Wearing a skirt while still in my womb, isn't it?"

"seems like it."

"I said, why is it so active? So it's making clothes for myself? It's very busy in my stomach."

Tong Yi clutched his chest and tried to calm himself down, and asked unwillingly, "Is hellokitty a girl or a kid?"

"Little girl."

"Why don't you have another Doraemon? Make a pair of dragon and phoenix twins."

Mi Le hugged hellokitty and started laughing wildly, not a serious father at all.

"Stop laughing, I'm going to be pissed to death." Tong Yi beat his heart with his fist, always feeling that his heart couldn't take it anymore.

Pregnancy is fine, what's the matter with giving birth to a hellokitty?

Mi Le hugged hellokitty to Tong Yi's side, and said, "Call me Dad."

hellokitty actually called out childishly: "Dad."

"Our child is quite 6, and he can talk right after he was born." Tong Yi looked at hellokitty and sighed, "You will be called Tong kitty from now on."

"Shouldn't my surname be?" Mi Le asked.

"I gave birth through hard work, and you cut off the beard halfway?"

"But that's how it is in reality."

"Mitong kitty is okay?" Tong Yi bowed his head to realism.

Mi Le nodded after thinking for a while: "Okay."

"Why are you so irritating with your reluctance?"

Mi Le smiled and didn't answer any more. He went out with Mi Tong Kitty in his arms, and then closed the door of the ward.

"Thank you, dear daughter-in-law." Mi Le reached out and rubbed Tong Yi's head.

"What? Wife?" Tong Yi couldn't help asking.

"Yes, if you give birth to a child, you are my wife."

"Impossible, this is just your dream, it's impossible in reality." Tong Yi shook his head happily.

"Yes, it was in a dream, otherwise my eyes would crease when I laughed like that in reality."

"How old are you?"

"I'm tired, it will accelerate aging."

"Oh..." Tong Yi didn't understand this at all.

Mi Le was a little curious about the wound on Tong Yi's body, pulled off the gauze to look at the scar, and couldn't help but sigh: "I didn't expect it to be quite real, but how come you are so alive?"

"I am immune to anesthesia, and I recover quickly." Tong Yi replied angrily.

Miller was amused again.

When you tear it apart like this, you can not only see the scar of the knife, but also Tong Yi's strong abdominal muscles.

Mi Le took advantage of the opportunity, but Tong Yi didn't care, and let Mi Le continue without hesitation.

The feel of the abdominal muscles is not as hard as imagined, but the lines are really good, so Mi Le couldn't help touching it a few more times.

"Do you think it's better for a man to have muscles? If you eat more and practice more, you can also have a figure like mine." Tong Yi can still show off himself.

"I don't take this route, just a little bit." Mi Le pulled up his clothes to show Tong Yi, "I'm not so unexpected, I also have abdominal and chest muscles, but I just look thin."

"Yo! There really are."

Mi Le smiled and sat beside Tong Yi, staring at Tong Yi.

Tong Yi was looked at inexplicably, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I really like your color."

"Yes, admit that I am more handsome than you."

"But you are so tall, what's the use of having this face? You can grow as long as you like like a deep-sea fish."

"Hey, I also have time to sit down."

Mi Le didn't know why, but she was very happy today, leaned up to Tong Yi's side, and kissed Tong Yi's lips.

"Are you so cute?"

"Cute?" Tong Yi was taken aback by the compliment.

Is this what Mi Le can say?

However, she was kissed by Mi Le and succeeded in pleasing Tong Yi.

Didn't it just give birth to a child, it doesn't matter, he still has the strength to give birth to seven gourd babies and three Powerpuff Girls.

"Yeah." After Mi Le answered, he kissed him again.

The meeting of lips and teeth is no longer just a taste.

Tong Yi didn't refuse either, instead he raised his hand and pressed the back of Mi Le's head, not wanting Mi Le to leave.

Not kissed enough.

This is how Tong Yi felt after the last kiss.

What's more... Seeing Mi Le's lips in reality, he would subconsciously swallow his saliva and recall the feeling of kissing.

Now that he can finally kiss this "hate" again, Tong Yi naturally refuses to give up.

Won't wake up, this time he wants to cherish the opportunity.

Tong Yi turned passive into active, pushed Mi Le down on the bed with his backhand, then got up and pressed Mi Le's shoulder, and continued to kiss.

I don't have much experience, and I even feel a little messy.

A little eager, with his own strength, he just wanted to kiss this person regardless.

Soft lips, and a warm kiss with a sweet tongue.

Mi Le didn't care about Tong Yi's savage intrusion, instead he raised his arms around Tong Yi's neck, pressing his fingers against Tong Yi's hair sticking to his scalp, it was a bit prickly, but it felt good.

Tong Yi's shoulders are very broad, which is commensurate with his height, and his excellent figure will feel solid when hugged.

Mi Le's hand ran down Tong Yi's back, as if to comfort him, wanting Tong Yi to stop being so barbaric, the tiger teeth even scratched his lips.

After a long time, Tong Yi was finally satisfied. He licked his lips contentedly, narrowed his eyes and asked Mi Le, "Are you afraid?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"Weren't you scared to death last time?"

Mi Le was still smiling, that kind of wicked, easy-going smile.

Very charming.

"I've been thinking about what I can fancy about you. You're such a sand sculpture, and you're so rough. Today I finally figured it out. It should be because I feel happy when I'm with you. I'm going to laugh like a fool today. "

"Fancy me? Don't tell me you like me."

"A little bit."

Tong Yi was startled, and it took him a long time to answer: "I'm a boy."

"I'm gay." Miller replied.

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