Every day I dream that my dead enemy is flirting with me

"Aren't I just here to light firecrackers? Look at you, if you touch the fire, you will catch fire." After speaking, Tong Yi stretched out his hand and turned on the faucet. After trying it, the water stopped, so he turned his head and went out.

After a while, Tong Yi turned on the flashlight with his mobile phone, held a bottle of mineral water under his arm, unscrewed it, and poured water for Mi Le with one hand: "Use this to wash."

"Well, thanks."

"Thank you, a bottle of water costs two yuan, and I'll give you the money later." Tong Yi said and continued to pour, and couldn't help grinning when he saw Mi Le washing his face.

For some reason, Tong Yi was very happy every time he saw Mi Le in distress.

He intentionally teased Mi Le with a big water flow and a small water flow for a while.

When Mi Le was washing his face, he heard Tong Yi's laughter, and after being teased again, he felt uncomfortable for a while.

After Mi Le finished washing his face, Tong Yi took the initiative to bring a towel for Mi Le, and handed it to Mi Le: "Thank you, little brother Tong Yi."

Mi Le stretched out his hand angrily and snatched away the towel, touching Tong Yi's fingers during his actions, and they separated soon.

After wiping his face, he walked out of the dormitory angrily and took a look, then walked back quickly.

Tong Yi hadn't finished smoking the cigarette just now, when Mi Le came in, Tong Yi was sitting on the window sill with his long legs slung down, with a cigarette butt in his hand, looking at him cynically.

With the backlight like this, only part of Tong Yi's outline can be seen.

I have to say that when Tong Yi is not coquettish, he does have an aggressive and handsome look that makes people unable to look away.

"I didn't lie to you, did I?" Tong Yi asked.

"Why did the power cut off suddenly?" Mi Le asked with a frown.

"The voltage in the new campus is not stable. When we first moved in, the power was cut off at every turn. The most terrifying thing was that the power was cut off for more than two days. The smell in the toilet, don't mention it, I don't even want to recall it."

Mi Le went out and tried to turn on the night light he was charging, but found that there was not much power left.

Their dormitory has never been powered off, and Mi Le has no concept of charging.

Mi Le sighed and said, "I don't like the smell of smoke."

"I smoked it at the window. Besides, you got the light from my cigarette. If you can't use it up, just throw it away."

"..." Mi Le wanted to hit someone.

Tong Yi quickly finished smoking the cigarette, climbed onto the bed and continued playing games.

Mi Le originally came back to memorize his lines, but there was no electricity, and the battery in his phone could only keep turning on and keep in touch with emergencies. In desperation, he could only climb into bed to catch up on sleep.

Mi Le was stunned the moment he saw Tong Yi.

Tong Yi seemed surprised himself, staring at his stomach for a while, with a dull expression, then looked up at Mi Le.

Dreaming again.

Miller is very sure.

Otherwise, he couldn't see Tong Yi with a big belly.

Mi Le stretched out his hand to touch Tong Yi's chubby belly, it was quite firm, obviously not a belly disguised with sofa cushions.

Then I heard Tong Yi say: "You have to be responsible."

"Huh?" Mi Le was too shocked to speak.

"You can't always abandon me and the child." Tong Yi said bitterly.

"Are you pregnant with a cigarette?"

"Cigarette, this is your child!"

"..." Mi Le really didn't want to be responsible, he even felt that he had been betrayed.

If you force him, he won't be able to do this kind of thing.

Especially for Tong Yi.

To Mi Le, Tong Yi's height and solid figure are like a lump of iron.

Men can accept lifting iron, but they cannot accept iron lifting.

Mi Le started to plan to run away, but was chased by Tong Yi for a long time, but he didn't run away.

After a quarter of an hour passed, Tong Yi immediately changed his attitude.

"What's the matter? This is, why do I have a big belly? Don't tell me I'm pregnant, how can I be pregnant!" Tong Yi grabbed Mi Le's clothes and asked Mi Le to explain clearly .

"How do I know, your belly is suddenly big."

"I just eat more, so I won't be fat like this. Is it because of flatulence?"

Mi Le looked at Tong Yi's stomach and shook his head for a while: "You seem to have a huge tumor."

Tong Yi carelessly pulled up his clothes to look at his stomach, only to see that his stomach actually moved, or it seemed to be kicked by something, and his stomach twisted a bit.

Tong Yi's eyes widened instantly: "Fuck, am I really pregnant?"

After Mi Le realized it, he actually found it funny, and immediately laughed like an old hen.

Tong Yi reached out to press the bulging area, the little guy inside seemed to be still interacting with him, and the two clapped their hands across their stomachs.

"I don't think I'm well, take a taxi and take me to the hospital, how can I be pregnant!"

Mi Le still hadn't recovered, his smile was exaggerated, and he looked like he was suffering from epilepsy.

Seeing Mi Le's anger, Tong Yi yelled, "If you smile like an old hen again, I'll kill you and make soup to make up for me."

Seeing that Tong Yi entered the scene so quickly, Mi Le laughed until tears came out: "You have today too!"

"Get out, I'm in a bad mood now, I'm depressed before giving birth! Tell me, what happened to the boy, does he have to have a section? I have such a big belly, can I still get rid of it?"

Mi Le touched his pocket and found that he didn't have a mobile phone, so he took Tong Yi into his car.

"I'll take you to the hospital." Mi Le said.

"You can't do this little broken car. I feel uncomfortable sitting with a big belly. It's not a car for a pregnant person of my height."

"If you really can't, you just stand."

"Did you see that pregnant one standing in a car? Convertibles are great, aren't they?"

"Why are you so bothered?"

"You think I'm annoying? What were you thinking when you made my belly bigger?"

"Did I make you big?" Mi Le was stunned, unable to drive, so he turned around and asked Tong Yi.

"Who isn't you? I didn't have any intimate behavior with anyone else, I just kissed you several times, Mi Le, are you poisonous, you can get pregnant with just one kiss?"

Mi Le looked at Tong Yi, then at Tong Yi's big belly, wanted to laugh but felt angry.

What is this all about?

Even if it is a dream, this dream is too nonsense.

Tong Yi is even more broken than Mi Le. When he came to Mi Le's dream, he didn't get any good treatment. He danced in the square dance, turned into flowers and was hanged and beaten. This time he was pregnant again.

he!

A man with a height of 198 cm, chest muscles and abdominal muscles, and a hard penis, pregnant!pregnant!up!

Mi Le's dream is poisonous!

Really poisonous!

Mi Le didn't refute, and laughed for a long time before starting the car: "Okay, I'll be in charge, let's go to the hospital to see, okay?"

"Otherwise? Hurry up and drive. Every day I see the news of a bus giving birth suddenly, and the train station being surrounded to give birth. It's so scary. I don't want to have such a thing."

"Yes, you are so frightened that you speak Northeast dialect."

"Don't bullshit, I've been speaking Mandarin, hurry up and drive."

"Well, I'll drive quickly."

It is not an exaggeration for Mi Le to drive fast, it is really fast, reaching the racing level.

Sitting in the co-pilot, Tong Yi felt like he was about to vomit, holding on to the car tightly, and looking around in horror.

Fortunately, the hospital will arrive soon.

When the two got out of the car, someone suddenly scolded Mi Le: "How did you become a husband? How can you let a pregnant woman sit in the passenger seat? A pregnant woman should sit in the back seat!"

Miller: "???"

Tong Yi: "What the hell, he is my husband?"

These people didn't seem to think that Tong Yi's big belly was strange, but they were used to it, and they were just angry that Mi Le didn't take good care of Tong Yi.

Similarly, these people don't know whether Mi Le is a big star or not, they are just ordinary people.

Most of the people next to her with big bellies going for the pregnancy test were men.

Tong Yi and Mi Le looked at each other, and they both saw surprise in each other's eyes.

But this is a dream, and it cannot be understood with common sense. They can only walk in.

When Mi Le went to register, he was stumped again. They didn't bring the pregnancy test card.

After thinking about it, Mi Le asked, "Then hang up any one for me, we're going to kill the child."

"That guy in your family is about to be full term, and you actually got kicked out? Your conscience was eaten by a dog?" The head nurse was very angry when she heard Mi Le say that.

Tong Yi was quite pessimistic with a big belly, but when he heard Mi Le being scolded, he couldn't help laughing.

"You're still laughing, such a husband, why do you plan to give birth to him? Your family raised you so much, and you are so wronged?" The head nurse scolded Tong Yi.

Miller: "..."

Tong Yi refused: "I think I'm his husband."

"Crazy!" The head nurse left.

"The people in your dream are a little irritable." Tong Yi complained to Mi Le.

After much difficulty, the two registered and waited for the pregnancy test.

Tong Yi felt uncomfortable sitting in the corridor with his waist propped up. When he met the big belly walking towards him, both of them were stunned.

"Yo, brother, are you pregnant too?" Tong Yi asked friendlyly when he saw the 1.8-meter pregnant belly.

1.8 meters also asked Tong Yi with a smile: "Captain, you are pregnant too."

"My Mi Le's, whose is yours?" Tong Yi pointed to the two people's stomachs and asked 1.8 meters.

1.8 meters was actually asked, and he was stunned for a long time before he said to himself: "Fuck, whose is my child?"

Tong Yi couldn't stand it anymore, turned around and scolded Mi Le: "You say you are immoral or not? Our Si Li has been a single dog for more than [-] years, and you suddenly made him pregnant, but he doesn't even have a date. , how did this child come here, did he come out by himself?"

Mi Le actually laughed out loud at being scolded, and couldn't stop for a long time.

1.8 meters looked at the two of them a little strangely, and couldn't help asking: "Are you two together?"

"Yes, I have a child with him, and I'm pregnant! It's so shameless to dream, and it must be him if you are really pregnant! Bah!" Tong Yi couldn't help complaining.

Even if he has a relationship with Mi Le, it's impossible for him to be the legendary No. 0, right?

No matter how you look at it, Mi Le should be pregnant!

"It's all about..." 1.8 meters was confused.

"Oh, don't mention it, it's hard to say." Tong Yi sighed.

1.8 meters didn't know who his child belonged to, so he continued to go for the pregnancy test with a big heart.

Seeing 1.8 meters leaving with a big belly, Tong Yi couldn't help sighing: "Si Li's personality is quite stable, you know him better and better."

Mi Le began to get down to business: "The problem now is that if you can't kill the child, don't you want to give birth?"

"Now the question is, will you wake up or should I wake up?"

Mi Le began to try to wake up, but this feeling was like entering a nightmare state of ghosts pressing the bed, and he couldn't wake up at all.

Tong Yi is also working hard, but this bizarre dream continues.

"How about...you just try to be born?" Mi Le asked tentatively.

"You didn't give birth to feelings, did you?"