Every day I dream that my dead enemy is flirting with me

In the end, the drama club booked the hotel that Si Li had mentioned.

In order to do a good job in business, this restaurant has some specialties, that is, it only accepts wedding banquets, and does not accept other banquets, even birthday parties.

Therefore, in order to be able to have dinner nearby, the drama club booked a wedding banquet and booked four tables at once, which seemed quite shabby.

When the time is up, everyone will meet at the school gate.

When Mi Le arrived, he found that they each had a bicycle, but he was unprepared, after all, he usually drives.

It is said that their school needs to cross a small road, and it is inconvenient to drive.

"Shall I take you there?" Tong Yi asked aside.

"Why are you here?" Mi Le asked with a frown.

"Si Li said that you are going to eat. In the past, when you booked four tables in a restaurant, people said that the number is not enough. They are particular about it. You must have five tables and one spare table. You don't have that many people. Our volleyball team used to make up the number, and we paid for the table at our own expense. .”

"Why is it so important?"

Tong Yi shrugged: "I've never been married, and I don't know."

After Mi Le looked around, he found Zuo Qiu Mingxu, and Zuo Qiu Mingxu pointed to the beam of his bicycle: "Can you do this?"

Miller shook his head.

Looking at the other people who picked up Kun's car, they finally got on the back seat of Tong Yi's bicycle.

The path here is quite bumpy, and I felt it when I took a disabled car before.

Mi Le was holding on to the bicycle seat at the back, as if he couldn't hold it up at all, and bounced several times so that his body bounced up.

"Is the butt okay?" Tong Yi asked Mi Le.

"not too good."

"I knew it, you have delicate skin and tender flesh, how about I lighten it up?"

"Is there something wrong with our conversation?"

Tong Yi was silent for a while before he understood, and asked Mi Le again: "You look quite serious, why is your head full of little yellow things?"

"It's obvious that you speak strangely."

"I ask normally."

"You're not good at driving."

"puff--"

Tong Yi laughed for a long time before he calmed down, and then asked: "Why don't you come and ride, and I'll see how your driving skills are."

It really stopped after speaking.

Mi Le also got out of the car and rode in front.

Sitting in the back, Tong Yi felt that it was a huge ball, like a parasol, hugging Mi Le's waist carelessly.

"Let go of your hands." Miller warned.

"No, I'm holding the car seat with both hands in this posture. From the side, it looks like an old man pushing a cart."

"..." Mi Le stopped talking.

"Your waist is really thin." Tong Yi sighed.

"Tsk, why are hands so cheap?"

A group of people rode their bicycles to the "wedding" in such a mighty way.

When I arrived at the hotel, I saw a red arched balloon with a banner hanging on it, congratulations to "Huang Tiyu" and "Han Yiyi" for their wedding.

"What's the matter with this word?" Miller asked.

Tong Yi couldn't hold back his joy as he looked at it, and explained: "We are from H University, so that's how our surnames come from. We, the Department of Physical Education, and your Department of Art, have dinner together, so we made an order."

"It's really... very speechless."

Don't look at Mi Le's reputation in the drama club, but no one wants to sit at the table with him when it's time to eat.

Mainly because eating with Mi Le makes the atmosphere a bit depressing.

Mi Le's table was half occupied, and the volleyball team didn't sit down, and a few people came over. Tong Yi took advantage of the opportunity to sit beside Mi Le.

Mi Le was still playing with her mobile phone when she heard Tong Yi chatting with Zuo Qiu Mingxu: "Xiao Ming, you are not from the drama club, why are you here?"

"I have the soul of a drama club." Zuoqiu Mingxu replied.

"He often comes to help." Gong Monan said.

Tong Yi nodded and began to tidy up the tableware. Seeing that Mi Le didn't intend to move, he reached out to help Mi Le do the same.

Mi Le looked up, and then at Tong Yi.

Zuoqiu Mingxu: "It's useless if you do it, he usually seldom eats."

"Oh, yes, I heard that there is no boiled food in the ordered dishes."

When the food was served, the shop owner came over and asked Si Li, "Young man, where are the bride and groom?"

"Ah... regretting the marriage."

"What's going on?" The boss was surprised.

"Originally, the family disagreed, and all the friends of the bride and groom came here, and the family members didn't notify. As a result, the bride's family found out, and the family members took them back to their hometown and refused to let them get married. But the banquet is booked, so we will come have eaten."

The boss seemed to have heard a big melon, and asked a few more words: "Where is the groom, he must be in a bad mood, right?"

"Well, I'm not in the mood to come over."

"Young people nowadays, you still have to listen to your family about this kind of thing. If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes."

Tong Yi also chatted with him: "Yes, it's not that, you have to find a good-tempered partner, otherwise you will fight every day."

"Yes, it's hard to get along with someone with a bad temper." The boss sighed.

Tong Yi turned his head and asked Mi Le: "Do you think you have to marry a Buddha in the future, or ordinary people can't stand you?"

Miller: "..."

The dishes came up one after another, and everyone began to eat and drink.

As expected, Mi Le seldom moved his chopsticks, so he ate two bites of vegetables when he saw them.

Si Li pouted after eating, and kept saying: "The portion is really big, this is delicious, Dad, you have to try it, it's really delicious, I guarantee it with my dog's life."

"Your life is a dog's life, I am your father, am I a dog?" Mi Le asked.

Si Li: "..."

Tong Yi ate for a while, saw Mi Le continue to eat chicken food, got up and went to the back kitchen for a walk, and then came back: "I went to see, the kitchen is clean, eat something, it's okay to have a meal once in a while. "

Mi Le didn't speak after listening. He looked around and found that everyone was eating. After hesitating for a while, he also took a bite, then put down his chopsticks and sat quietly, as if he was afraid of moving his chopsticks again.

After sitting for a while, I found that other people were eating, and it was delicious. Mi Le quietly picked up the chopsticks again and ate a few mouthfuls, then quickly put down the chopsticks.

At this time, someone came over to toast Mi Le.

This person said that on behalf of the freshmen, he wanted to offer a cup to Mi Le.

Mi Le didn't hesitate, poured a cup and drank it directly.

After that, everyone started to drink freely, chatting while drinking and eating vegetables, and the volleyball team was eager to try to flirt with girls.

There is always a continuous stream of people around Mi Le passing by to toast, Mi Le has already drank five glasses.

When the sixth person came over, Tong Yi, who was eating, reached out for Mi Le's wine glass, and drank it down: "I drank it for him, the feeling is in place, that's fine."

Mi Le stared at Tong Yi in a daze.

The person who toasted went away tactfully.

"Let's do something else. Do you usually play any games? Like playing dice?" Tong Yi took the initiative to divert everyone's attention from drinking, otherwise the people around Mi Le would not stop.

"We've been playing "Please close your eyes when it's dark." A member replied.

"Ah... yes..." Tong Yi replied hesitantly.

"Let's have some punishment!" One of them suggested.

"What?" Miller asked.

"The loser has to accept truth or dare."

Mi Le frowned slightly, because it would be really troublesome if he was dug out, but in order not to disappoint, he still agreed.

Before playing, Tong Yi couldn't help asking: "Is the trick to playing this game is to kill Mi Le first?"

Gong Monan nodded in response: "Indeed."

Zuoqiu Mingxu then said: "Mi Le played Thief 6, in order to increase the fun of the game, it is a wise choice to kill Mi Le first."

"Yes, she looks pretty clean, but her heart is very dirty!" Tong Yi continued to complain about Mi Le.

Miller: "..."

The game started, and after the policemen opened their eyes, Mi Le and Tong Yi looked at each other.

Tong Yi: "..."

Miller: "..."

When it came to the voting session, Tong Yi didn't vote for Mi Le, Zuo Qiu Mingxu couldn't help but asked with a smile: "Tong Yi, don't you want to kill Mi Le?"

"Ah... Actually, it's okay if you don't kill him." Tong Yi replied.

Zuoqiu Mingxu immediately shook his head with laughter.

Miller: "..."

Simple as two meters one, still a little confused, asked Tong Yi: "Why is he laughing?"

1.8 meters replied: "Maybe it's because the captain went back on his word?"

Sure enough, after closing his eyes again, Mi Le was killed.

In the next round, Tong Yi was killed.

Civilians can't open their eyes, so they don't know who their teammates are.

Only the police and gangsters can open their eyes. Tong Yi did not kill Mi Le, which proved that he knew that Mi Le was with him.

When the gangster opened his eyes and didn't see the two of them, it proved that the two were policemen.

kill them both for sure

The police and the civilians definitely lost this round.

"With your IQ, you've basically said goodbye to cheating." Mi Le couldn't help complaining about Tong Yi.

Tong Yi was particularly aggrieved: "I'm playing very hard."

"But you are really obvious. It's okay for you to find a stupid Baitian in the future. If you find a smart one, you will be discovered immediately if you lie. If you really find a head like Mi Le, you will be caught within 10 minutes if you have the idea of ​​cheating." Can be discovered." Zuoqiu Mingxu couldn't help but said.

Tong Yi refused to accept: "I am a man of seven feet, and I will be responsible to the end when I am in love. I will not do such things as cheating and lying!"

Immediately afterwards, everyone present gave him sparse applause.

Tong Yi was so angry that he covered his face.

"truth or Dare!"

"From Tong Yi first."

"Let's ask one of the bandits who won."

Zuoqiu Mingxu was not familiar with Tong Yi, so after thinking about it, he asked Tong Yi: "When... when did you have your first kiss?"

"Not yet." Tong Yi replied.

Zuoqiu Mingxu didn't quite believe it.

Ermiyi immediately followed up and said: "I testify that he has never been in a relationship. There was a little girl in high school who tried to kiss him forcefully, but she didn't get enough of her mouth, and she was dodged afterwards."

Not enough to keep everyone laughing wildly.

This is simply too graphic!And it's funny too.

Tong Yi is doomed not to be able to perform the plots of idol dramas. At most, he is a family from the Northeast, with its own funny effect.

Another person asked Tong Yi: "How often do you masturbate?"

"What a fucking loss..." Tong Yi was defeated by this group of people, so he didn't answer for a long time, and his face blushed.

"Hurry up, I still have to ask!" 1.8 meters urged anxiously.

"If you're in a good mood..." Tong Yi hesitated for a while, and then asked, "Is it really okay for girls to say this?"