Every day I dream that my dead enemy is flirting with me

Miller hasn't reflected on himself for a long time.

It’s rare to reflect on it today, and try to think whether his brain circuit is different from normal people, so he doesn’t understand the idea of ​​1.8 meters?

Fortunately, Mi Le didn't let 1.8 meters have seppuku, otherwise there would be no trouble?

He hesitated for a moment, then said, "Forget it."

"There's no need to sympathize with me." After looking around 1.8 meters away, he said, "Dad, you should exercise first, and I'll buy you a sports drink."

"No need." Mi Le is really not short of a bottle of drink, and he usually only drinks lemonade.

"It's just this week!" After 1.8 meters finished speaking, he strode away, unexpectedly domineering as the president who couldn't refuse.

Take the water and drink it, don't come to see me until you finish drinking it.

Mi Le and Zuo Qiu Mingxu looked at each other, as if they both saw puzzlement in each other's eyes.

Mi Le looked at 1.8 meters again, and he had joined the volleyball team.

He went to the treadmill and pressed the operation panel. Originally, he only wanted to warm up with a speed of 6 and a slope of 4. After 10 minutes, he would do other things, but Tong Yi came to the treadmill next to him.

The two were not looking at each other, only able to glance at each other out of the corner of their eyes.

Tong Yi switched to speed 8 and started running.

After Mi Le thought about it, he also adjusted to 8 and ran along.

As if the two were competing with each other, they continued to run without stopping after 10 minutes of warming up.

1.8 meters came to the side with a sports drink and asked Zuoqiu Mingxu: "Brother, aren't the two of them... a little tiger?"

This can be said at 1.8 meters, which shows the obvious degree of competition between two people.

Zuoqiu Mingxu wondered: "Mi Le is usually very calm, what's going on? Could it be because Tong Yi said that he has big feet and he is upset?"

After looking at it at 1.8 meters, he curled his lips: "It's Tong Yi who has small feet, and his nickname is Tong Xiaojiao."

"It's really quite small." Zuoqiu Mingxu looked at it, and went to roll the iron.

The two competed together. After running at speed 8 for 50 minutes, Tong Yi turned to look at Mi Le. Seeing that Mi Le's face was covered with sweat and his cheeks were still a little red, he seemed to be unable to hold on any longer, and finally pressed the button to slow down. .

He wiped the sweat off his face with a towel, walked slowly on the treadmill, couldn't help smiling and asked, "Okay, stop too, I see your lips are turning white."

Miller snorted softly.

Tong Yi walked for a while, turned off his treadmill, and saw Mi Le walking slowly at speed 4.

Just as he was about to leave, he heard Mi Le say, "I've been on slope 4 before."

"Uh...then what?"

"Flippers are pretty good at running, too."

"..." Tong Yi was dumbfounded by Mi Le, nodded and said, "Yes, you are amazing."

After thinking about it, I added another thumb.

1.8 meters walked over and threw a bottle of drink to each of them, then turned around and left.

Mi Le took the drink and watched 1.8 meters leave, and asked Tong Yi: "Is he really going to do this?"

"Otherwise? He is still a man who keeps his word. He will definitely be filial to you for a week. Cherish it. After a week, he will start to annoy you again."

After Mi Le hesitated for a while, he went to stretch again, and after a while, he went to stretch the iron with Zuo Qiu Mingxu.

As soon as he came over, Zuoqiu Mingxu came to Mi Le's side, pointed his chin toward the volleyball team, and said, "They all have good figures, and they look solid, just like fitness coaches."

"The muscles are a little exaggerated."

"Tong Yi's figure is quite good, and his inverted triangle figure is not hunched over, while Li Xin's hunched over is quite serious."

"It's just average, and the hair on the legs is still dense."

"Sure enough, it's the person who lives in the same dormitory, and we all know that."

"..." Mi Le felt that he was losing his IQ recently, and his words were beyond his wit.

1.8 meters really did what it said.

Early the next morning, Mi Le knocked on the door just after washing 1.8 meters.

Mi Le opened the door and saw 1.8 meters standing at the door and pointed to his feet: "I didn't enter the bedroom."

"Oh." Miller replied.

"I went to buy you breakfast." 1.8 meters handed in the packed lunch box.

Barley porridge, boiled broccoli.

"How do you know what I eat?" Mi Le reached out and asked.

"I discussed the chicken food you ate with Tong Yi, and it was very unpalatable at first glance, so I have a deep memory."

"Actually, it's okay." Mi Le thought it was okay, at least it didn't hurt his stomach.

"Do you have any class today?" 1.8 meters asked again.

"Well...don't tell me you're going to accompany me to class."

"Forget it."

"Forget it."

1.8 Mi hesitated to speak for a while, then turned around and was about to leave. Tong Yi suddenly walked to the door and asked, "Did you bring me any food?"

Before, Mi Le just opened the door, but didn't fully open it, and kept blocking the door to talk to 1.8 meters.

Tong Yi came over like this, leaned directly on Mi Le's body, bent down and put his chin on Mi Le's shoulder and asked.

"No." 1.8 meters left after answering.

Tong Yi couldn't help being a little disappointed, and then Mi Le pressed his big hand on Tong Yi's head to make him move away: "Get out of here."

"It's so fierce, if your fans know that you are like this, they will definitely lose their fans."

Mi Le was sitting at the table eating with breakfast, and heard Tong Yi's voice: "Eat."

When Mi Le turned around, Tong Yi put down the phone: "Your son asked me if you ate or not. Don't tell me, you are young and have quite a few sons, just like Duan Yu's father. From now on, their spare time will be Recognize brothers and sisters."

"Your teammates are interesting."

"You beat him up on the first day you came to the dormitory."

"He deserves it."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Otherwise, we would have to quarrel again.

The act of recognizing the father is just the beginning.

When Mi Le returned to the drama club, he saw 1.8 meters helping to clean up in the drama club, running around the hall with a mop, and his movements were neat.

He paused and stood in the lobby looking at 1.8 meters.

1.8 meters immediately called out after seeing him: "Dad!"

Mi Leqing coughed and asked, "Why are you here?"

"Come here and help clean up."

"We also have staff to clean."

"It's okay, anyway, I don't have much training now, and I'm used to cleaning in the volleyball hall. Every time our coach is not satisfied with the training, he will punish us for cleaning. Our highest record is cleaning four times a day."

"Actually, you don't need to come here."

"It's okay, I'm a filial son."

Mi Le looked at the surprised eyes of other people around him, feeling a little uncomfortable, not knowing what to say, and ran away in a panic.

1.8 meters was quite enthusiastic, and greeted Mi Le's back: "Daddy, I will take you back to the dormitory later?"

Mi Le glanced back in panic, then ran away quickly, and smiled when he walked to a place where no one was there.

This group of boys from the physical education department is really amazing at playing straight balls.

Don't think that 1.8 meters is a bit nonsensical, which makes Mi Le baffled, but the ability to "break into the enemy's interior" is really strong.

Within two days, 1.8 meters got acquainted with many people in the drama club, and joined the WeChat group of the drama club, met a few girls in the group, and chatted with each other in full swing.

Today's wechat group is talking about the drama club's welcome.

Mi Le: To save money, it’s too extravagant to hire a car to go to the city for dinner, so it’s unnecessary.

Gong Monan: There are really no suitable restaurants nearby.

Member E: Shall we have a picnic?

Member G: Sure!This is fine, let's buy things by ourselves, and find a small lake in the mountain scenic area to have a barbecue.

Si Li: Let me tell you a story that happened when we first came to the Department of Physical Education.

Miller: Tell me.

Si Li: At that time, Tong Yi led our volleyball team members to the back of the school to break the corn. When they couldn't find the farmers, they put 300 yuan on the leaves and left with the corn on their backs.The farmer saw us leaving, didn't notice the money, and reported to the school leaders to find a tall boy, and they found us. We were fined to run around the school ten times.

Member O: ? ? ?

Member R: Didn't you give me money?

Si Li: Yes, after we found us, we said that the money was lost. The farmer really found it when he went back. He was embarrassed and gave us a bunch of corn.

Gong Monan: Why did you say this?

Mi Le: Sudden poetry boom?

Si Li: Listen to me continue.

Gong Monan: Tell me.

Member P: Isn't this HE?Why are you still running around?

Si Li: Because Tong Yi was short-sighted, he took us up the mountain to find a small riverside to make a fire and roast corn. After the smoke came out, the school leader came with a bucket and a fire extinguisher, and then saw us roasting corn.Our coach was furious and punished us for running laps, and kicked Tong Yi's legs black.

Miller: ...

Member E: Uh...

Member P: Hahahahahaha!

Si Li: It is worth mentioning that the corn we took away at the beginning was unripe and unedible at all, and we could only eat the corn that the farmers gave us later.

Miller: What month was it?

Si Li: At the end of July.

Mi Le: It's strange if you can eat it.

Si Li: Dad, do you still know this?

Miller: Google it.

Si Li: Dad, you are amazing.

Member A: Hahahaha, you guys are so funny.

Member B: I'm dying laughing.

Member C: So what now?No picnic, what shall we eat?

Si Li: According to our experience in the first few months, there is a restaurant that can indeed be used as a place for dinner.

Mi Le: You can communicate with Gong Monan to make a decision.

Si Li: But this hotel has some special requirements, you can accept it.

Miller: What do you mean?

Si Li: This is another story.

Miller: ...

Gong Monan: Tell me.

Si Li: We do know a restaurant. When the training was closed here, the cafeteria only had five dishes a day. When we got there late, there was no food. We all cried.Tong Yi took us to wander around on bicycles, and we really found this one.

Si Li: This is the largest wedding hotel in the nearby ten miles and eight villages. When we went, someone was holding a wedding banquet, so we went.

Si Li: They have a running account, and they give money when they enter the door. We saw that some people gave 50 yuan.After we looked at each other, we were embarrassed to give fifty, and each of us paid 100 yuan to go in for a meal.No one knew whether we were from my mother's family or my husband's family.

Si Li: The most suffocating thing is that while we were eating, we were watched by the villagers, who lamented how tall these guys are.The shame of eating this meal was particularly strong.

Mi Le looked at the phone and couldn't help laughing.

Tong Yi was also sitting in the dormitory playing games, when he heard Mi Le's laughter, he looked back at Mi Le and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

"Your neighborhood committee? Take care of everything?"

"No, I lost several times and was holding my breath. If you have any jokes, tell me."

Mi Le looked at Tong Yi with complicated eyes.

He didn't know what it would be like to tell Tong Yi that Tong Yi was actually one of the protagonists of the joke.

The author has something to say: Tong Yi: Why did you get to know your wife's family before me?

Si Li: Even if you pretend to be a grandson, you can get along well.