Every day I dream that my dead enemy is flirting with me

Mi Le usually goes to bed later than Tong Yi.

The two immortal cultivators seemed to refuse to accept each other.

Tong Yi originally clasped his fingers in his dream, but later the nightmare eater said that he could conjure a Mi Le, and then a Mi Le appeared in his space.

He watched the virtual Mi Le go around and around, and poked Mi Le's cheek with his hand, and it still felt tactile.

Then, Tong Yi was immersed in Mi Le's voice calling him "Brother Tong Yi", and continued to clasp his fingers.

The dream-eating tapir came to visit occasionally, and when he saw what Tong Yi was doing, he couldn't help but sigh: "That's all you have."

Tong Yi thought about it, he couldn't just do such a little thing, so he started playing volleyball with the virtual Mi Le.

Dream-eating tapir: "..."

Not long after, the dream-eating tapir reminded Tong Yi: "You can enter the dream of your deadly enemy."

Tong Yi became excited when he heard it, and asked enthusiastically, "What should I do?"

"You can do whatever you want, but after you enter, you will be in a state of involuntary control for a quarter of an hour, that is, the adaptation period to dreaming. After a quarter of an hour, you will be able to control yourself."

"Okay, okay." Tong Yi geared up and finally entered Mi Le's dream.

After entering, he found that he was in Mi Le's dream, dancing square dance with a group of old men and women.

???

? ?

What the hell?

At this time, Tong Yi's body was still out of his control, so he could only follow Mi Le's dream and continue dancing.

After dancing for a while, he actually started to dance the yangko. Tong Yi held the red silk in his hand, and what he danced was called a wave!

He noticed that Mi Le was sitting on the bench directly opposite, looking at him all the time.

This quarter of an hour was simply tormenting, he wished he could leave this dream now, and be humiliated in the dream, who could bear it?

After a quarter of an hour passed, Tong Yi immediately threw away the red silk and walked towards Mi Le aggressively.

After arriving in front of Mi Le, Mi Le couldn't stop laughing, leaning back and forth.

"Damn it...it's really ugly for a square dancer who is almost two meters tall. I laughed to death." Mi Le continued to laugh after sighing.

Tong Yi: "???"

Miller swearing?

Doesn't this guy take the elegant and cold route?

Immediately afterwards, Mi Le jumped onto the chair, looked at him condescendingly, and stretched out his hand to press his head: "Aren't you tall? Who are you calling short?"

It turned out that he was so obsessed with this that he dreamed of him?

"Brother!" Mi Le said.

"Fart, I haven't dealt with you yet." Tong Yi finally came back to his senses and retorted.

Mi Le tilted his head, looked at Tong Yi, and seemed to feel that he couldn't see clearly, so he moved closer: "Well...he is quite handsome."

"..." Tong Yi couldn't refute this sentence.

Mi Le: "Do you feel particularly emotional when you cry?"

Tong Yi: "I won't cry."

"What will it be like when you climax?" After finishing speaking, she looked at Tong Yi with a smirk, then licked her lips, there was a strange light in her eyes, which quickly dissipated.

Tong Yi froze, staring at Mi Le in a daze.

Mi Le jumped off the chair and waved to Tong Yi: "Come on, little brother will take you to eat something delicious."

Tong Yi thought about it, and went with Mi Le. Only when he was full did he have the energy to deal with him.

Tong Yi looks around in Mi Le's dream, the scenery here is quite real, it should be a city that Mi Le is familiar with, even the traffic lights are clearly visible.

Pedestrians will also appear on the road, but these pedestrians are in a hurry and are not interested in Mi Le.

In Mi Le's dream, Mi Le is just an ordinary person, walking on the road without a mask and not being asked for an autograph.

Mi Le brought Tong Yi to a barbecue shop.

After entering, the two sat down facing each other. Mi Le didn't even look at the menu, and just took a picture of the menu: "One serving of all."

Tong Yi was dumbfounded when he saw it. His family had mines and rarely did such things.

After the two started to barbecue, Tong Yi discovered that he could taste the taste in his dream!

It really tastes like barbecue, it's really delicious, and the important thing is that no matter how much or how much you eat, you won't feel full.

Thinking about it with the back heel, I know that I won’t gain weight at all if I eat a lot in my dream.

Tong Yi and Mi Le looked at each other, Mi Le smiled at Tong Yi, and Tong Yi gave a thumbs-up, then ate and drank together, and would order another portion if he thought it was delicious.

When they thought it was all right, the boss came to urge them to pay the bill.

Tong Yi looked at Mi Le, and Mi Le looked at Tong Yi.

Tong Yi couldn't help asking him: "Didn't you bring me here to eat?"

"Bringing you to eat doesn't prove that I'm treating you." Mi Le replied confidently.

Tong Yi immediately became anxious and scolded: "Are you eating the overlord's meal?"

Mi Le shrugged: "Because you fought with me, my parents withheld all my pocket money! I can't touch my salary, I have no money."

"Is it my parents?"

Mi Le sighed: "I don't think so either."

"What's the matter, are you two going to eat Bawang's meal?" the shop owner asked.

Tong Yi took out his pocket and found that he had no money or card, so he was stupid.

In a blink of an eye, Mi Le and Tong Yi went to wash the dishes together.

This dream is really bloody.

This kid grew up watching dog blood TV series.

Oh... This kid grew up acting in goofy TV dramas.

Mi Le was still humming while washing the dishes, and seemed to be in a good mood.

Tong Yi cursed: "Is there something wrong with your brain? You have no money to eat."

Mi Le didn't answer, but continued to wash the dishes, then raised it up and said to Tong Yi, "Look, smiling face."

Tong Yi turned his head to look over, and saw that the plate was covered with foam, and Mi Le drew a smiling face with his fingers.

The four looked at each other, and the scene was once very embarrassing.

"Oh." Tong Yi responded.

Mi Le held up the plate and smiled at Tong Yi, a very nice smile.

"It's a good thing you can still laugh." Tong Yi said angrily.

"I am very happy to eat barbecue."

"Is this the beauty of having a barbecue?"

Mi Le nodded and continued humming.

Mi Le was humming a song from his new album, which hadn't been released yet. After listening to it for a while, Tong Yi thought it sounded good, and asked Mi Le, "What's the name of this song?"

"I love you for a long time."

"Ok?"

"The title of the song is "I've Loved You for a Long Time". It's a song from my new album. I'll be filming an MV after a while."

"You still sing?"

"That's right, all-round development to become a high-quality idol, follow the traffic route." Mi Le put down the plate after finishing speaking, "Let's not talk about these bad things, hurry up, let's go to the next one."

Tong Yi was shocked: "What's the matter? Are you going to continue doing this?"

"Yeah, keep eating!!!" Mi Le's voice echoed, looking like a hot-blooded boy.

To eat.

Tong Yi was so angry that he continued to wash the dishes angrily. He is the son of a mine owner, where did he do such a thing?

But the taste in the dream is real, and the dishes are also very real.

It is estimated that the pain will be real when fighting.

But dreams are dreams.

In reality, they ate so much, it took ten days and half a month to clean the dishes, but the two of them finished the task in a while, and then Mi Le took Tong Yi to eat the next family.

Mi Le walked in front, like a rabbit, bouncing around, completely different from the steady look in reality.

This made Tong Yi start to wonder if he had entered the wrong dream.

Or is Mi Le actually a genius?

When he arrived at the cold drink shop, Tong Yi had no interest in sweets, so he sat and watched Mi Le eat.

Mi Le licked the cone, bit by bit.

Tong Yi leaned on his chin to watch, and felt that Mi Le's licking was a bit pornographic.

"Hurry up and eat, I'll beat you up after eating." Tong Yi urged.

Mi Le looked at Tong Yi and suddenly leaned over and asked, "Brother Tong Yi, are you going to beat me up?"

"Uh..." Tong Yi looked at Mi Le's approaching face and subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"A good-looking little brother doesn't beat anyone."

"oh oh……"

Seeing that Tong Yi was no longer obsessed with cleaning him up, Mi Le sat down again and continued eating the cone.

not right...

There's something wrong with this Mi Le...

Why are you so flamboyant?

Hotter than him?

In reality, if Mi Le was like this, they wouldn't be able to fight at all!

Tong Yi suddenly began to fidget.

Not right.

its not right!

Could it be that Mi Le recently studied the script, got too involved in the play, and took away someone else's character design?

Also a possibility?

In the second half, it was Tong Yi who followed Mi Le like a bodyguard, watching Mi Le eat Bawang meals everywhere.

There was a section in the back where a group of people came out with pots and pans to beat them. Mi Le and Tong Yi ran five or six streets before they got rid of them.

People clerk?

While walking on the road, Mi Le suddenly turned to look at Tong Yi and asked, "Do you think we are walking together, just like Yang Guo is following a big eagle?"

"Who will be buried? I am a black panther."

"You are a sand sculpture." Mi Le raised his hand and tapped the tip of Tong Yi's nose with his index finger.

Tong Yi almost blurted out: Yes, yes, what did you say.

By the end of the dream, Tong Yi didn't do anything meaningful.

It was a dream come true.

Tong Yi woke up, unable to recover for a long time.

This kind of dreaming is different from his usual dreaming. If it is a dream, he will forget about it after waking up.

But after he fell asleep, he found that he remembered every word and every detail clearly.

So Tong Yi began to observe Mi Le in the opposite shop.

Mi Le woke up leisurely, lay on the bed in a daze for a while, then suddenly turned to look at Tong Yi's bed.

Tong Yi didn't have much acting skills, and the two of them were taken aback when their eyes met.

However, Mi Le quickly returned to normal. He sat up and took out his mobile phone to see if there were any unread messages.

In fact, Mi Le also found it very strange that it was Meng who remembered it clearly this time.

The main reason is that he can still recall the taste of barbecue.

really tasty.

But Mi Le didn't take it seriously, it was just a dream, and he still had to continue with his own business after waking up.

He had class this morning, it was quite early, Mi Le got out of bed immediately after seeing the time, and began to organize himself after washing.

Tong Yi was able to come down for half an hour after Mi Le, and after Mi Le finished putting on makeup and tidied up his look, Tong Yi and him tidied up at the same time.

Mi Le went out with her bag in her hand, and asked Zuo Qiu Mingxu to go to the cafeteria.

He is an artist and needs to maintain his figure. He is not a physique that can't eat and lose weight, so he can only maintain it by himself.

It is one thing to be thin in reality, but it is completely different in the camera. The camera will make a person flatter and fatter.

If he wants to take the traffic route, he can only maintain his figure and appearance.

When he arrived at the cafeteria, he only ordered a bowl of porridge and a stack of boiled broccoli.

H Dalingshan campus has art students, so there will be diet meals here. Mi Le doesn't even eat salad, but only eats boiled vegetables.

Halfway through the meal, I saw Tong Yi and his team members entering the cafeteria.

Tong Yi sat down with the dinner plate, and seemed to be taken aback when he saw what Mi Le was eating.

However, neither of them greeted each other, and continued to eat peacefully.

The author has something to say:

Mi Le: I'm fine, do you still love me?

Tong Yi: It's like having two partners at the same time, it's very exciting.

Miller: We are the Condor Heroes.

Tong Yi: Are you an aunt?

Miller: No, I am a god, and you are a vulture.

Tong Yi: ...