Every day I dream that my dead enemy is flirting with me

Mi Le looked at the message on the phone and froze.

Tong Yi was obviously very happy, and sent several messages in succession.

Tong Yi: Don't think about washing it with the shower, I turned off the water valve.

Tong Yi: It's still too late to call me brother, I won't dislike the taste of this call.

Miller: I don't know how to bark.

Tong Yi: Then you can just squat in the toilet, anyway, I will go for a morning jog in a while.

Miller: Brother.

Tong Yi didn't seem to expect Mi Le to yell so fast, and burst into bursts of laughter, which Mi Le could hear clearly even when he was sitting in the bathroom.

homicide...

homicide...

In the end, Tong Yi was still endless.

Tong Yi: Call it with voice, Brother Yi.

Miller: [voice message]

Really obediently called Brother Yi.

Mi Le was sitting on the toilet, and he heard it repeated several times outside, making his teeth itchy with anger.

Why is this person so cheap?

Tong Yi: Call me little brother Tong Yi again.

Miller: [voice message]

Tong Yi: I admit that you were the one who raped me last time, and I didn't hit you at all.

Miller: I called Zuoqiu and asked him to come over.

Tong Yi: Tsk, turn around, it's wrapped in a plastic bag in the water tank.

Mi Le put down his phone and turned back to open the toilet tank, and took out a plastic bag from it. Tong Yi's product was actually wrapped three times.

Thanks to these three layers, the toilet paper is not wet at all.

Tong Yi outside also turned on the water valve, allowing the dormitory bathroom to return to normal.

Mi Le tidied up in the bathroom for a while before going out. When he went out, he saw Tong Yi still holding his mobile phone, repeatedly listening to his voice messages calling him brother.

Mi Le walked up to Tong Yi and stared at Tong Yi.

Tong Yi is really not afraid of Mi Le, if Mi Le strikes first, he will say that he is acting in self-defense, at worst it is too much.

After tapping the phone a few times, he put it in his pocket, looked at Mi Le calmly, and asked, "Brother Mi Le, what's the matter?"

"I said I don't like people touching my things."

"Oh, I have a bad memory."

Mi Le nodded to show that he understood, and took another step forward.

Tong Yi didn't dodge, just looked at Mi Le, and then saw that Mi Le didn't hold back and laughed first.

This time the smile was different than usual.

Mi Le's smile before was quite annoying, as if Mi Le was so smart and everyone else was an idiot.

This time the smile was very pure, even if he was teased, he didn't get angry, on the contrary, he thought it was quite funny, and he didn't stop laughing for a long time.

Tong Yi looked at Mi Le and smiled, because of the short distance, he could clearly see Mi Le's crooked eyes and handsome appearance when he smiled.

You look better when you smile than when you're dead.

Mi Le smiled for a while, then cleared his throat and said, "Since you also came back with revenge, we're even, aren't we?"

"Ah... that's it."

"Then get along well."

"When you framed me for beating you last time, did you ever think about getting along with me?"

"Ah? You hit me in the first place!"

"What do you pretend when it's just the two of us?"

Mi Le walked up to Tong Yi's side, and stretched out his hands to feel around Tong Yi's body.

"What are you doing? Touch and search." Tong Yi immediately struggled, trying to escape.

However, the mobile phone was still taken away by Mi Le.

"Oh, what about the recording, did you suddenly recover your IQ?" Mi Le asked after turning off the recording function.

"I've been wronged, and I'm not convinced!" Tong Yi said as he was about to take back his phone.

Mi Le immediately dodged swiftly, opened Tong Yi's WeChat, and deleted his voice message.

Tong Yi became anxious when he saw it, and couldn't grab the phone, so he hugged Mi Le and pressed Mi Le to prevent him from deleting it: "Don't delete it, I've been counting on this happiness for a few days."

Mi Le has already deleted one, and the other one has not been deleted. Tong Yi's attention is all on the phone, and he didn't notice what the two of them looked like when they were fighting.

Li Xin, who went out to buy breakfast, came back at this time, opened the door and saw this scene.

Mi Le was firmly held in Tong Yi's arms, and Tong Yi's hand seemed to be still pressing on a certain part of Mi Le's body.

With reluctance written on Mi Le's face, he resisted with both hands.

Li Xin was stunned for a moment, and then quickly rolled away, the shit rolled away, the door was closed in a gesture of disapproval, and the rolling away was called a vigorous one.

The two people who were still in the dormitory were taken aback.

Mi Le held the phone in both hands, feeling that he couldn't resist it, and protected the phone with both hands, and sandwiched it between his legs.

Tong Yi hugged him to grab the phone, and one hand was also there.

Both of them stopped in a stalemate, and then saw that Tong Yi's cell phone had received a message from Li Xin.

Li Xin: Brother Yi, calm down, you can't treat him lightly even if you hate him.

Li Xin: Isn't it good to use such force?

Li Xin: Being good-looking is not the reason why you can't control it.

Li Xin: In a civilized society, love you and me.

Both of them saw the message and separated immediately, and Tong Yi took advantage of the opportunity to snatch the phone from Mi Le's hand.

Mi Leqing coughed and straightened her clothes and hair, then heard Tong Yi checking her voice message, and heard her own voice: Brother Tong Yi.

What a... fucking shame!

But Tong Yi was very satisfied, and immediately turned off the phone screen lock, humming a song and leaving the dormitory.

Standing in the dormitory, Mi Le could still hear a group of people taking turns greeting Tong Yi, the popularity is really good.

Tong Yi asked in the corridor, "Where are you going to eat?"

"412, Si Li's bedroom."

"Okay." Tong Yi was in a good mood, and his tone of answer was cheerful.

Tong Yi was very happy during training today.

You know, he hasn't been very happy since he slept with Mi Le, and today he finally got his revenge.

It's a pity...the good times didn't last long.

When Tong Yi was resting, he returned to the rest area, took out his mobile phone and looked at the news, and was soon shocked.

Trifles: [image]

Tong Yi's shoes in the picture.

Trifles: [image]

The second picture shows that Tong Yi's shoes are all without laces.

Tong Yi: What are you going to do with them? !

Tong Yi: They are all innocent children, they didn't provoke you, they didn't provoke you, if they keep their own way, can't we let them go?

In Tong Yi's heart, volleyball comes first and shoes come second.

Trifles: Call me brother, or you will lose your shoelaces forever.

Tong Yi immediately yelled at the phone: "Brother! Brother! Dad! Dad! Ancestor!"

Small things: I see that the note you gave me is small things.

In fact, this remark has only been changed for two days. Tong Yi went to Mi Le’s Moments to peek at the screen, and found that there was nothing there. After setting it to be visible after three days, he changed the remark out of anger.

Tong Yi: Change!

Tong Yi: [picture]

The remarks were instantly changed to ancestors.

Ancestor: Call me little brother Mi Le.

Tong Yi spoke to the phone again: "Brother Mi Le."

After sending out, there was silence in the training hall, and all the team members looked at Tong Yi with terrified eyes.

Has Tong Yi been fooled by that kid from the art department?

Tong Yi didn't care too much, and wished he could run back to the dormitory now, because Mi Le wouldn't reply to his messages!

!!!

Tong Yi: Mi Le!If you dare to attack them, we will fight to the death in the mountain behind the school.

Ancestry: [image]

Ancestor: Oh?

The picture shows Mi Le putting back the shoelaces, and this way of tying is much more beautiful than Tong Yi's.

Tong Yi withdrew the message.

Grandfather: I have seen it.

Tong Yi: Ancestor, I was wrong.

Ancestor: Be good.

Tong Yi was so angry that his seven orifices were full of smoke, how could Mi Le be so able to take advantage of other people's weaknesses?

Zuzu: While the atmosphere is good, let's discuss about the basketball game.

Not a bad fart, now you can fight right in front of your eyes!

Tong Yi: Why don't we play a game first.

Ancestor: Yes, as an exhibition competition, you can gain popularity, and then invite other students to participate.

Tong Yi really didn't think that much when he answered, but Mi Le quickly extended it.

Mi Le is very popular, and Tong Yi has also been brought in recently. If the two of them play a match, they will definitely attract popularity.

When everyone knows about this competition, more people will sign up.

It's a chicken thief.

Tong Yi: Ancestor, are my children okay now?

Ancestry: [image]

Ancestor: Me and the kids are fine.

The picture is a selfie of Mi Le, holding a mobile phone and posing a scissors hand to the camera, next to Tong Yi's shoes, the shoes are placed neatly.

Tong Yi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

In fact, Mi Le and Tong Yi both wanted to throw away the shopkeeper.

In the final basketball match, Li Xin, Ye Xiya and Zuo Qiu Mingxu got together.

Mi Le walked into the supermarket, and suddenly heard a burst of exclamation.

He walked in pretending to be calm, thinking in his heart: Haven't the students of H University gotten used to his presence?

He went in to pick out what he needed from the shelves, and when he lowered his head, he saw familiar shoes.

Can you not be familiar with it?He tied the shoelaces.

Tong Yi has a nickname inside the volleyball team: Tong Xiaojiao.

Tong Yi's feet are not particularly small, he wears size 40 shoes, but Tong Yi is 198 cm tall!

In the entire volleyball team, Tong Yi's feet are different, even Si Li's feet are one size bigger than his.

Scary or not?Is it amazing?

You can also play volleyball with bound feet.

The man didn't speak, and took out his mobile phone when he got to Mi Le's side, and played a voice message: "Brother Tong Yi."

Mi Le looked around and noticed that there was no one else around them, so he turned to look at Tong Yi.

Immediately afterwards, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket and played it to Tong Yi: "Brother Mi Le."

"Brother Tong Yi."

"Brother Miller."

"Brother Tong Yi."

"Brother Miller."

come!Hurt each other!

In the end, both of them couldn't take it anymore, and they put away their phones at the same time in a tacit understanding.

"Ah...it's unbearable to listen to this thing a few times, and my heart hurts." Tong Yi clutched his heart, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

Hearing Mi Le call him, he felt at ease.

But when he heard his name was Mi Le, he wished he could kill himself.

This is mind attack.

"Is there something wrong?" Mi Leyun asked Tong Yi calmly, changing into his usual indifferent face.

"It's okay, I saw you coming over to say hello."

"Oh."

"Tomorrow will be the competition, how many people will you have?"

"How many people can play basketball?" Isn't it a fixed number?Is it because they are art department, let them go to 11 people?

Are the rules of the game according to football or basketball?

"Look for a good physique, otherwise it will look like we are bullying you."

"Can you not participate in the two-meter and two-meter-one of your team?" Mi Le asked.

"What?" Tong Yi didn't understand what he meant.

Oops, Mi Le casually uttered his blind nickname.

After thinking about it, Tong Yi understood: "Oh, two meters one is Li Xin, two meters is that stinky foot, what am I? Two meters faster?"

Miller: "..."

"I don't need you to care who we send to the field, goodbye, shorty." After Tong Yi finished speaking, he walked away in a hurry.

dwarf?

dwarf? ! ! !

Mi Le watched Tong Yi leave, and began to recite the meditation mantra silently.

Mi Le, calm down, God arranged for you to cross the catastrophe.

Tong Yi is probably your catastrophe.

The author has something to say: In the next chapter, we will have a dream together, and Tong Yi finally doesn't have to clasp his fingers.

Li Xin smoked vicissitudes of life: I am also a person who has experienced strong winds and waves...

How big your feet are, and who you know have big feet, actually has nothing to do with my setting.

I know common sense, I deliberately checked it when I wrote it, and then set it.

Later, it was written that Gong was taken to see a doctor because of his small feet. His number is just abnormal, and I don’t need to say anything about it when it is normal.

Then, thank you for your suggestions, it will not be changed here, so there is no need to say any more.

It may not be realistic, and the dream is not realistic, is it?