How to raise a white bone spirit [Entertainment circle]

Those who have nowhere to come from must have nowhere to return.

The person who arranged the wordless tomb for Ban Gu wanted him not to enter reincarnation, never to be reborn, and to die in the ground without a sound.

How much hatred is this?

It doesn't matter that Ban Gu is a heinous person, his soul is scattered, his soul is scattered, from ancient times to the present, from the inside to the outside, he is not the only one who is scattered.The paradox is that even though Ban Gu has a whole body of merit, he can still receive the merit of being blessed by the heavens, even if he saves hundreds of people, he may not be able to earn it.

Zhu Xiao scratched his head: "Wait a minute, I'll ask Yuan Jia to look through the book." In the Qin and Han Dynasties, it was popular to write a letter of introduction to the underworld, Huang Quan, to write down his household registration to be buried with him, and to tell Hades that his old man, my certain A certain person, where is his home, and how much property he brought is going to report to you, you know the number in your heart.

In this way, he was a person with a name and surname in life, and a ghost with a surname and surname after death.

For example, Mawangdui has unearthed a book of complaints. If Ban Gu died early enough, maybe the Yin Division would have survived.

Zhu Xiao quickly took Yuan Jia back to the office,

Ban Gu poked his head curiously, and this man named Yuan Jia was full of yin and cold, and he was even less alive than the bone spirit, and his whole body was full of dead air.

Yuan Jia sat down in a businesslike manner: "Ban Gu? Are you sure it's the class's class, did you take care of Gu?"

"Hmm..." Ban Gu looked up at the sky, lost in thought.

Everyone in the office looked at him.

"You don't know how to write your name?" Yuan Jia was surprised.

Zhu Xiao asked Lu Cheng: "You don't know what two characters his name is?"

Lu Cheng was embarrassed for a moment. In fact...Ban Gu was too evasive like a monkey in the ancient tomb. He just glanced at the writing on the jade pillow: "The writing on his jade pillow is very different from ours. big."

Yuan Jia took out the paper and pen from the drawer and handed it to Ban Gu: "Then write it down yourself."

Ban Gu took it over, this Yuanjia person was very dark, and the paper and pen were also very dark. The black paper seemed to spread out a spoonful of dark night and cut out a thin sheet. The black color seemed to be able to float. , wrote his name on the paper with a pen, and the whole name seemed to float on it.Ban Gu poked lightly with his finger, and his name moved aside consciously.

Lu Cheng grabbed his troublesome hand and put it back, and said as if nothing happened: "It's finished."

Ban Gu hurriedly smiled obediently.

Yuan Jia turned a blind eye, picked up the paper and looked at the authentic name on it that looked like a ghostly talisman, depressed, what kind of words are these?Looking up at Lu Cheng: "You don't know him either?"

"do not know."

Ban Gu interrupted: "Should Lu Cheng know him?"

Zhu Xiao grinned: "Little Bone, look at this guy named Lu, he doesn't love his job and doesn't dedicate himself to his work. How can he become our consultant without special skills..."

Lu Cheng interrupted Zhu Xiao's nonsense, and said: "Ban Gu's underground palace has no words or paintings, and all the burial objects avoid writing information. The craftsmanship is exquisite, but the shape is very weird. It is different from any tomb discovered so far. It's quite different. I suspect it may be some lost ancient country."

Yuan Jia nodded, pinched the end of the black paper with his left hand, a shadow came down from his arm, moved to the fingertips, and quickly swallowed up the black paper, leaving only Ban Gu's name floating there, after a while , and automatically disappeared.

"There is no report." Yuan Jia said.

Zhu Xiao looked at Ban Gu sympathetically, what a poor little guy, I haven't seen this kind of unlucky ghost for a long time, it's a miracle that he didn't turn into an evil spirit.Zhu Xiao showed great sympathy, and recorded Ban Gu's age as 444 years old, and wrote down the ancient tomb of No. [-] Western-style building in a bone-like way.

"The current address?"

Ban Gu looked at Lu Cheng immediately: "I live in Lu Cheng's house."

Zhu Xiao immediately typed: [-]th Floor, Unit [-], Building [-], Tiandu Community, Guangxiu Road, Shenshui District, Jiuyin City.

Lu Cheng quit: "No, I'm used to living alone."

Zhu Xiao reasoned: "He lives in Yangjian now, does the address on his ID card say he is buried?"

Lu Cheng said: "Come on, some of the people who came to the Special Objects Office to apply for ID cards in the past still have no fixed residence. Didn't you also make up an address for them?"

"Pay attention to what you say, what is a make-up? Do you think it is a short-selling company? We are actually arranging residences, and those are all real addresses."

"Ban Gu, you won't arrange it?"

"Funds are tight."

"Fart, why is the special department short of money?"

"Alas! This year is an eventful year. The Special Objects Department has too much money to spend, and the finances are tight. There is really no extra money to arrange Ban Gu's residence. Besides, our Special Objects Department also found that arranging a house for them is not a big deal. Ordinary human beings are not fair. All beings are equal, and when they are born, will the country arrange a house? They are monsters and ghosts, why do they get something for nothing?” Zhu Xiao said sternly, “We can’t encourage this kind of improper trend. People like to relax and hate work, and they just stay in their residences and don’t work. Why? Just because they are not human? Let me tell you, our special property department is planning to adjust financial expenditures, not to mention not arranging residences, even the houses that were allocated before. , I plan to ask them for rent and housing payment. To be self-reliant, how much higher is your life in modern society than ordinary people? It can almost be said that you have already stood on the finish line before running. How can you still have the face of the organization? Cheap? You don’t even have to take the college entrance examination.”

This... is well-founded, and Lu Cheng really can't refute it.

Yuan Jia added: "Zhu Chu said it in a more general way. In fact, it is like this. The Special Property Office can also provide houses, rent or buy. If you have no money, you can use things as a loan. For example, Ban Gu, if he The funeral objects are very rich, and you can take one out as a loan. You can buy it back afterwards, or you can pay it as a house payment.”

"What about the ones with no burial objects or treasures?"

Zhu Xiao proudly said: "Lao Huang, who was pulled out from the deep mountains last month, has nothing on his body, not even clothes. Based on humanitarianism, although his fur is very valuable, we can't peel it off, right? So, he was in the mountains. I dug up a hundred-year-old wild ginseng to pay for the house."

"As a consultant, why don't I know that the policy has been adjusted?"

"You are a non-staff consultant, why should I tell you about the internal affairs of the Special Affairs Department? However, if you agree to become a regular, you can come to the official meeting tomorrow."

"Thank you for the invitation." Lu Cheng said with a cold face, "Then arrange a place for Ban Gu, he is not short of money."

Ban Gu listened silently for a long time, then floated down from Lu Cheng's shoulder sadly, and flew to the corner to get angry at the wall, cosplaying melancholy mushrooms, the gloomy air flowing down from the whole body seemed to permeate like thick ink, especially The office of the object was suddenly soaked in a ghostly atmosphere.

Lu Cheng shut his mouth.

Zhu Xiao couldn't see it: "People are still children."

"He is a child over 1000 years old, so what am I at 28..." Lu Cheng was so angry that he couldn't choose what to say. Seeing Zhu Xiao's weird and obscene expression on his face, he immediately warned, "Shut up."

Zhu Xiao made a movement of zipping his mouth, but he pulled it away a little bit after talking: "Your 28...hehe, you know."

Ban Gu grabbed a green radish leaf and felt that he had been abandoned by the whole world, even though he was also abandoned in the first place, and there was not even a life in the tomb.He thought that he and Mr. Lu had hit it off at first sight, and Mr. Lu agreed to his invitation to come to his underground palace as a guest, but Mr. Lu didn't like him visiting his house... It turned out that they were not even friends, but, the phone He will not pay it back.

Ban Gu, who was "abandoned" and "coldly treated", has already turned some dark thoughts in his mind: Lu Cheng

, I won't make any money anymore, I'm going to blow up your bank card.

Lu Cheng felt uncomfortable seeing him like this, so he came over and said, "Ban Gu."

Ban Gu endured his sadness, sobbed, and suddenly remembered something, turned around and roared: "Your home is my home."

Lu Cheng: "..."

The gossip on Zhu Xiao's face could almost be realized, and he hurried over and squatted beside Ban Gu: "How to say, how to say? Why is the old Lu family your home."

Ban Gu swept away his depression, pointed at Lu Cheng, and accused: "He has been to my underground palace, and my underground palace has a ban."

"Everything that enters belongs to me?" Zhu Xiao probed, and then he was shocked.This thing is regarded as the unreasonable prohibition of ghosts. Anyone who enters their territory, whether dead or alive, belongs to them.He looked at Lu Cheng condemningly, "That's what's wrong with you, you have no right at all. Who let you enter other people's underground palace?" People who don't even have private property, no, people who don't even own their own property , who has the qualifications to challenge the opposition.

"How do I know that this kind of prohibition still exists?" Lu Cheng also felt wronged.Ban Gu's underground palace's prohibition agreement is too overbearing and unreasonable, so it is no longer recognized by the law, but Ban Gu is a different person, he is simply the illegitimate child of heaven, and he opened the back door crazily.

Ban Gu was complacent, and floated back to Lu Cheng's shoulder, taking a big breath of the fragrance with peace of mind, what happened to his own belongings, after taking a few breaths of the fragrance?Use it however you want.

Yuan Jia silently put Ban Gu's household registration address under Lu Cheng's name, and asked Ban Gu in a business-like manner: "According to your prohibition agreement, all private property in Lu Cheng belongs to you, and I need a joint name with the bank." ?"

Zhu Xiaoxuan said: "Lianlianlian, what the hell, you are no different from being married. No, Lao Lu, you are worse than being married. This is equivalent to notarizing all your property to Ban Gu."

Ban Gu is a very reasonable "person", and said: "Lu Cheng can also take my funeral objects."

Zhu Xiao snorted and asked Lu Cheng, "How many funeral objects does Ban Gu have?"

Lu Cheng's dark face said word by word: "It's piled up like a mountain."

"Then you still made money." Zhu Xiao envied.

"Ah."

Yuan Jia's work efficiency is much faster than Zhu Xiao's, and he quickly entered the file, then took out the camera to take a photo for Ban Gu, saved the photo of himself, printed out his ID card, and handed it to Ban Gu: "Take it away." , this is temporary, I will come back in half a month to get the official one, if you lose it, remember to come and get it."

Ban Gu took it over, looked at it for a long time, and jumped up with joy, is he considered "legal"?He took out his mobile phone, intending to take a photo, send it to Moments, and then send a message to Le Nian and Jiang Hui. Now that he has already sent it, Lu Cheng can't let it go, and send it all over again.

Seeing that he was so happy, Lu Cheng couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth, and then took out Guan Eyan's cage of light in a concealed manner: "This was caught by Ban Gu, you'd better deal with it, I suspect that Jiuyin City Not just one, maybe even more."