How to raise a white bone spirit [Entertainment circle]

In the end, Qi Shu's case was still classified as attempted intentional injury, and no prosecution was allowed.Guan Xihong immediately went to the detention center to pick him up, but in the end he was lonely, and Qi Shu had disappeared without a trace.

Ban Gu knew that it was Le Nian who told him in Fetion. His Fetion contacts were only three, one was Lu Cheng, one was Le Nian, and one was Jiang Hui.Even if there were only three of them, Ban Gu was still excited. Thousands of miles of sound transmission was invisible. No matter what kind of bullshit, he would poke it in triplicate to only three contacts, and he never tired of it.

At the beginning, Lu Cheng showed the mentality of an old father and replied to him a few words, but later he couldn't bear it anymore, so he just couldn't look back.

Jiang Hui is much more supportive. Regarding the cash cow, Jiang Hui has the patience of 100 million yuan. I don’t know where he has the energy and time. He can work and quarrel with netizens, and at the same time he can send Ban Gu a pot of uprooting in his circle of friends. The succulent, send a like.

Le Nian didn't have time to go back at first, he was tortured to death by his partner, and when he was recuperating on the bed, he used a duck-like voice to talk to Gu about the same thing.

Ban Gu thought about it for a while, and felt that although Qi Shu's surroundings were stinky, his body seemed to be normal. Lu Cheng rushed to the detention center to check, and said that there was no problem. Things left behind.

He is excited now, with a pile of express packages in front of him, eating a spicy bar, drinking a big mouthful of iced happy fat house water with sliced ​​lemons, belching contentedly, rubbing his hands, and planning to start the holy unpacking action.

On the weekend, Lu Cheng was at home. Facing this scene, he kept a rigid expression on his face. His brows and eyes were like blades, not to mention sharp edges, which were so blunt that they almost rusted.

Ban Gu scratched open the package with his long nails devoutly, and pulled out a huge white T-shirt from inside.This T-shirt is less than 1.9 meters tall and weighs less than [-]. It can't be worn at all. Poor Ban Gu, a thousand-year-old antique, thought it was a new fashion in the new world. He compared it with his body and was quite satisfied.

Put the T-shirt aside, then cut open a small paper box, took out a toothpaste squeezer with a skull, held it in his palm like a treasure, and explained to Lu Cheng: "It will squeeze toothpaste from the nose, hehe." The explanation is over. , Fished out another one from the small paper box, put it in Lu Cheng's hand flatteringly, "I'll give you one."

Lu Cheng pressed the toothpaste squeezer expressionlessly, and then put it aside silently. Unless he died, otherwise, this thing would never appear in his bathroom.

Ban Gu was very sorry that Lu Cheng didn't like such a magical little skull, so he went back to the parcel pile and took out a bag of hair ties, a pencil after a while, and a headband after a while... …

Lu Cheng looked at the pile of odds and ends that seemed to be brought back from the department store wholesale market on the carpet, and the more it was dismantled, the more mysterious it became. He leaned over, stretched out his long arms, and took out a pair of baby socks. .

Ban Gu tilted his head, with a serious expression: "You can buy two pairs for one yuan." He picked through the pile of groceries and found another pair, "Look, two pairs."

"Then why did you buy it?" Lu Cheng sincerely asked for advice.

"Because one dollar can buy two pairs." Ban Gu gave a strong reason that no rebuttal was allowed.

"What about this?" Lu Cheng resisted the urge to vomit blood and pointed at several large bags of pet dried chicken breasts.

Ban Gu opened his eyes wide, holding the air-dried meat slices, puzzled and shocked: "I... I can't eat?"

"...It's okay, but it's for cats and dogs, it's dry and hard..." Lu Cheng paused, and the watchman Gu bared his teeth at him.Not to mention, Ban Gu Yahao, air-dried meat is nothing to worry about, "Anyway, don't eat it."

"Oh... alright." Ban Gu lowered his head sadly.

"..." Lu Cheng, "I will buy jerky for people to eat in the future."

Ban Gu's eyes lit up, he was happy again, and continued to unpack the parcels. Lu Cheng also heaved a sigh of relief. It seems that most of the unpacked items are clothes. Although they look unfit and cheap, they are still in the normal category. , It's just... Wait for Ban Gu to pull out another one, pick it up and examine it carefully.

"..." Lu Cheng quickly snatched it up, threw it into the trash can, and rubbed his eyebrows: "This is for girls."

Ban Gu suddenly realized with his mouth open, and glanced into the trash can.

Lu Cheng: "If you like women's clothing, you can also pick it up."

Ban Gu shook his head silently, he was just a little curious, this was the most exquisite piece of clothing he bought.

"Why don't you try the clothes you bought." Lu Cheng suggested weakly.

Ban Gu hurriedly carried a pile of clothes and left the living room to change. In fact, he didn't mind changing here, but Mr. Lu seemed to care a lot, so he better not get into trouble.

When Ban Gu came out again, Lu Cheng was so shocked that he didn't respond for a long time on the sofa.

The conservative, uninhibited and uninhibited millennium-old bone product Ban Gu wore that bulky T-shirt, with his half-shoulder and jade-white legs exposed, happily swaying out, and the wind blows and the grass is low in his movements. sheep.

"You..." Lu Cheng's throat was dry.

Ban Gu didn't notice it at all. He liked this dress. It was cool and not cumbersome. He pulled the hem and raised a corner to compare the length: "It seems a little too short." The old man thought it was a whole body .

Lu Cheng got up and strode over, pushed down the hem of his clothes, with a dark face: "Where are the pants?"

Ban Gu's eyeballs turned slightly from one side to this side, and then floated up, saw Lu Cheng's firm chin and tight thin lips, and then floated up again, looking at Lu Cheng's eyes, without any shame Ban Gu didn't understand why, so he replied obediently: "No."

"Why don't you wear it?" Seeing that Ban Gu was about to open his mouth, Lu Cheng was afraid of hearing some absurd answer, "Forget it, no need to answer."

Ban Gu raised his head and then lowered his head, alas!Although a little rude, I still feel that Mr. Lu is capricious.

Lu Cheng looked at Ban Gu's dark pupils, like a newborn beast, and all the emotions inside seemed primitive and simple. It is estimated that he has been buried underground for a long time, and the rules of living people are a little strange and distant to him.Besides, according to the scale of Ban Gu's tomb, he was either a king or a marquis during his lifetime, and a roomful of people could take care of him when he took a bath and changed his clothes.

When Lu Cheng was thinking about how to word concisely and clearly without embarrassment, the phone beeped.This gave Lu Cheng the illusion of being saved, and even the annoying beeps were clear and sweet.Loosen the hem of Ban Gu's clothes, took out the mobile phone, looked at it, pretended to be calm and said to Ban Gu: "Change clothes, Zhu Xiao is back, let's go to the Special Items Department, and get an ID card for you first." By the way Throw Ban Gu to Zhu Xiao.

The special object is Ban Gu Zhengzong's neighbor. The two stone lions at the gate of the neighbor's house are quite majestic. Ban Gu walked around and found that they were still two male lions.Entering through the Guangliang gate, there is a very spacious courtyard. In the middle of the yard, there is a drooping tree that looks like it is about to hang. Even the leaves are not yellow. A bird's nest that no bird would like to live in.

Ban Gu's curiosity was no less than that of a **-year-old bear child. The opening of the bird's nest was small. He concealed the flesh on his hand, stretched out his bone claws, and poked into the bird's nest, and took out an egg.

"Unexpectedly...there are really bird eggs." Ban Gu was surprised, but it looked almost like an egg, isn't it just an egg?I held it up to the sun and saw that there were no small black spots inside, which would not hatch any birds or chickens at all.

Lu Cheng was also quite surprised. As a non-staff consultant of the Special Objects Department, he didn't know that there was an egg in this funny birdcage.

Zhu Xiao came out with a cigarette in his mouth, and screamed strangely: "Ah~~ what are you doing?" He ran over quickly, snatched the egg back, stuffed it back into the artificial bird's nest, and scolded Ban Gu and Lu Cheng together with his eyes "Do you know what this is? This is Bi Fang's egg."

Ban Gu Jiang Zui

He said, "But it can't hatch little birds." Even Bi Fang's eggs couldn't hatch little Bi Fang.

Lu Cheng chimed in: "This doesn't seem to be a fertilized egg."

"Really?" Zhu Xiao picked up the roof of the birdcage, took out the egg, and exposed it to the sun for a long time, as if it really wasn't a fertilized egg, he scratched his chin, "It seems to be a mistake." He took the egg and went to He nibbled lightly on the side, and then simply knocked the egg into his mouth and ate it.

Lu Cheng: "Bi Fang's egg?"

Zhu Xiao waved his hand: "None of them have been fertilized. According to biological rules, even a phoenix egg is useless if it cannot hatch."

Ban Gu avoided behind Lu Cheng. His neighbor had a strange smell, didn't pay attention to hygiene, was even a bit cruel, and quite unreliable.

Zhu Xiao looked at the guarded Ban Gu, and smiled like a wolf grandmother: "Hey, little neighbor, come in and sit down."

The office of the special property department is quite unpretentious, with seven or eight desks, computer files on the desks, printers, copiers in one corner, and many cheap and high-quality green plants that are widely used in the office - dill. No matter how they are raised, they are all half-dead, and many leaves are already withered and yellow.There is a staff list hanging on the side of the entrance. There are photos, names, and attendance. There are at least seven or eight people, but there are only Zhu Xiao and Yuan Jia with attendance stickers after their names, and none of them are there.

There are actually only two people working in the entire special department?

No, there is another one working.

Ban Gu's gaze landed on the newly added column at the bottom of the employee list. The photo showed a dog, whose name was Yuan Shuai.In the morning and afternoon attendance column, there is a small magnetic sticker posted in a serious manner.

"Sit down, do you want something to drink?" Zhu Xiao's desk is a mess, and there are all kinds of messy things. He sat down on the seat, making him grin his teeth. Here comes the book machine.

Ban Gu didn't sit down, he hung on Lu Cheng's shoulder lightly, and stared at Zhu Xiao with one eye. There was something wrong with his neighbor.

Lu Cheng felt that he was getting used to Ban Gu jumping on him from time to time, ignoring Zhu Xiao's probing gaze, sat down calmly, and said, "Get an ID card for Ban Gu first."

"Okay, okay." Zhu Xiao pinched out his cigarette, took out the computer keyboard from under the file, and asked, "Name?"

"Ban Gu."

"Ontology?"

Ban Gu lay on Lucheng's shoulder, feeling a little nervous for no reason, and used his fingertips to pick a button on Lucheng's clothes: "Bone Demon."

"age?"

"……sixteen."

Zhu Xiao stopped typing and said seriously: "Sixteen? Impossible, how come you are only sixteen."

Ban Gu was wronged: "I remember very clearly that I died at the age of 16." After thinking about it, he emphasized, "One year old."

"One year old is not enough. I want to record your age when you die. You don't need to be too detailed. Fragments can be erased, and big numbers can't be wrong. Is there five hundred? Eight hundred? One thousand? "

Ban Gu retreated steadily, and he just said that he didn't like this neighbor.

Lu Cheng tapped on the table: "Just record one thousand and six."

Zhu Xiao was dissatisfied: "You must be rigorous in handling things. You are neither a party nor an insider. How can you just report your age just to be perfunctory?"

Lu Cheng's expression was not good: "He has been sleeping in the underground palace for a long time, and the concept of time has long been blurred. How do you know how many years he has been dead?"

Zhu Xiao retorted: "Isn't there a burial place under the Western Building No. 444, there must be a year of birth and death, right?"

"No, Ban Gu's tomb is a tomb without words." Lu Cheng said.

"Ah?" Zhu Xiao was stunned for a moment, then looked at Ban Gu, "Little Bone, did you do something outrageous and resentful before you were alive? Did you offend someone?"

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-07-0307:45:43~2020-07-0408:48:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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