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Tai Yi first said no, no, I welcome Fellow Daoist Huang Zhu, and then he couldn't help asking: "How did you slip out of Zixiao Palace under the eyes of the saint? Did you steal the treasure of the saint?"

Di Jun laughed, "How dare he wander around in the prehistoric world after stealing the saint's treasure? Taiyi, you, Huang Zhu was ordered by the saint to do something."

Tai kept asking in a daze, "What's the matter?"

In fact, Di Jun also wanted to know this question, but he didn't ask it, not only because he was interrupted by the two monsters who didn't have eyes, but he had a lot of eyes, and he always had a question in his mind for a long time before he was willing to ask Come out, unlike Taiyi, who can say whatever he thinks.

Tai Yi's question is not without the meaning of Di Jun's guidance, because he also knows what kind of persona he is, and what kind of persona Taiyi is. Taiyi will speak, and with Huang Zhu's temper, even if the question is difficult to answer, he will not be upset .

Sure enough, Huang Zhu said bluntly: "Zixiao Palace needs to add some manpower, I'll find some."

Di Jun's heart skipped a beat, "Did you find it?"

Huang Zhu nodded, "I've already found them. They are all creatures who have heard my preaching and enlightened their wisdom."

Di Jun was a little disappointed, but it was okay, it was a matter of course, "Junior brother finally came here, and after accepting the article, he must stay with us for a longer time."

Huang Zhu said with a grin: "I need to stay for a while, but not for too long. I still have to go to other senior brothers, and I have to collect some manuscripts."

Huang Zhu, as a member of Zixiao Palace, plus his intention to develop prehistoric entertainment, must be impartial.When he met Dijun, he knew that he couldn't go back to Zixiao Palace too early. He lived here with Dijun, that's ok. After he finished his stay, he went to the Wu Clan to sit down.

Friends are friends. In terms of work, after all, he represents Hongjun's thoughts to a certain extent. Even if he has no intentions, he can't leave a point of being used.

In fact, Huang Zhu and the people from Zixiao Palace are doing well, after all, he has a different concept from these creatures.The aborigines kept time for thousands of years, but he was used to the concept of time when he was a human being. Although he didn't show it, in his thinking, he actually felt that every friendship was very important after being with everyone for thousands of years. Deep!

So Huang Zhu is quite sincere to everyone and treats everyone as his own. Because of this, other people are also willing to associate with him, at least no one hates Huang Zhu.

Di Jun was a little disappointed, but after several trials, he also knew that Huang Zhu had a limit in his heart, so he stopped trying to cross that limit, "Okay, then I must introduce you to some friends from the Yaozu."

Di Jun specially notified Patriarch Kunpeng to bring some clever and reliable people, all of whom had taken refuge in his good-cultivated monster clan.Because of the popularity of "Zixiao Sanlu", these people are also very happy to have this opportunity to communicate with the editor-in-chief of "Zixiao Sanlu", and keep inquiring at the banquet whether they will accept manuscripts for Quan Honghuang in the future.

Huang Zhu laughed, and only said that it depends on the will of the sage.

He released some wine from his sleeve, this is the fruit wine he brewed in Zixiao Palace, it has been brewed for a hundred years, and it is mellow and delicious.Everyone has never drunk this kind of drink, but Di Jun said that "tea", a drink that has become popular all over the world, was also made by Huang Zhu, and everyone was happy to try it.

After they drank it, they all felt that it was weird at the beginning, but the taste was really good when they tasted it carefully.These people have never drank alcohol, and they don't know that there is such a thing as stamina, so they let go and drank heavily.

The result was that everyone was dizzy in the end, from Di Jun, Tai Yi to Kunpeng, Huang Zhu, and those monster races, one counted as the other, and they were all dizzy.

There was also a lot of food in front of Huang Zhu, he was given a lot of alcohol, he was unconscious, and picked up the raw meat in front of him——as a monk made of a brush made of bamboo, and he was bigu, Ordinarily, Huang Zhu does not eat meat, and there is nowhere to eat meat.But there are monsters who like to eat raw meat at the scene, so meat is also served.

Seeing Huang Zhu grab a piece of meat, Di Jun laughed and said: "Huang Zhu, do you still dare to eat meat?"

"Eat meat—what do you mean by daring to eat meat? I have never eaten anything!" Huang Zhu started talking nonsense, "Anything that flies in the sky, runs on the ground, or swims in the water, I can eat anything! I want it tomorrow." Publish a book, "The Flood on the Bite of the Tongue"!"

The other Yaozu didn't know if they understood, they applauded together, and said loudly: "Okay!"

Di Jun: "You have a bamboo pen, and you still eat meat, so eat it!"

"If you tell me to eat, I'll eat it, just eat it like this, it's too rough," Huang Zhu walked to Tai Yi's side in a nonchalant manner, supported his shoulders, and put the meat near his mouth, "Come on!"

Tai Yi also drank a lot, he stepped back a little, and said coquettishly: "I don't want to eat!"

"Who told you to eat it?" Huang Zhu poked his head once, "You, help me roast it! Aren't you a three-legged Jinwu? Use your sun to make it really hot!"

Tai Yi was taken aback for a moment, "The sun is really hot... BBQ?"

Di Jun crawled over, lay down on the table and said, "I'll come, I'll come, I also have the real fire of the sun." He pursed his lips, and blew on it, a small flame came out of his mouth, but it was wobbly. When it flew to the meat, it went out with a bang.

Di Jun was still a little dazed, "Well, is my sun really hot?"

"You can't, go away!" Huang Zhu poked his face away, forcing Tai Yi to barbecue.

Tai Yi looked aggrieved, opened his mouth and sprayed out a stream of real sun fire, and roasted the meat without hurting the yellow bamboo holding the meat!Just in the blink of an eye, the meat turned into an attractive golden color!

"Awesome, so awesome! As expected of the real fire of the sun, Taiyi, I, Huang Zhu, can only admire you except for a saint!" Huang Zhu said, eating meat, his eyes lit up, and tears flowed down his face.

Taiyi said, "What's wrong with you?"

Huang Zhu sobbed, "I, I've never eaten such delicious meat!"

The other monster clans all drooled and said: "Really, give us something to eat, Taiyi, give us some roast too."

Di Jun climbed onto the table, "Don't move, let me try!"

Di Jun concentrated and spewed out a stream of real sun fire, roasting several pieces of meat on the table.

Huang Zhu took a piece and stuffed it into his mouth, sighed, "Oh, it's not as good as Tai Yi!"

Di Jun got angry, "How is it possible, I am Tai Yi's elder brother, and I am also a three-legged Golden Crow, so why would my roasted meat not taste good?"

As he was talking, he was about to go mad, but he turned back to his original form, a huge golden three-legged Golden Crow.Every piece of his feathers was filled with golden light, fluttering like flames, and it was so bright that it was hard to look directly at.

Since he appeared, the temperature in this space has suddenly increased, as if the sun is approaching all of a sudden.

Huang Zhu saw a bird proudly puffing out its chest, flapping its wings, showing off its gorgeous feathers.

"It's so hot..." Huang Zhu lay on the table and thumped it, "It's so hot!!" His original shape is a bamboo pen, and he has the illusion that he is going to be burned when he encounters fire, let alone the best in the fire. The sun is really hot.

Dijun didn't know it, he was still walking back and forth flapping his wings, gusts of hot wind were blowing, and the drunk monsters couldn't help but began to take off their clothes.

Patriarch Kunpeng also drank too much. He entered the sea as a Kun, and entered the sky as a Peng. Water is also his old friend.So he used his supernatural powers to attract water vapor, and poured water on Di Jun's body, but the fact was that the water evaporated before it even touched Di Jun's feathers.

Di Jun was even more proud. He flapped his wings, turned his bird's beak to the sky, and laughed wildly: "Hahaha, who else is there!!"

Huang Zhu grabbed a banana, closed his eyes and sang hoarsely: "You are a little bird—want to fly—but can't fly high—"

The scene was in chaos, and everyone lost their minds...

After being so drunk, I was drunk for 49 days.

After 49 days, some people gradually regained their sanity.

"Although the wine is delicious... it makes people drowsy." Di Jun rubbed his head, only feeling his throat hurt, as if he had been singing loudly for 49 days.He saw a mess on the ground, and there were still traces of fire on the wall, and he couldn't help thinking about what happened. However, he saw another scene inadvertently, and was almost frightened to death.

Huang Zhu, who was sleeping soundly on the table, was actually wearing a fire feather cloak, with flame-like patterns flowing on the fire feather, exuding a trace of familiar aura.

Di Jun hurriedly changed back to his original shape to confirm, and sure enough, he lost a lot of feathers, especially a piece on his back, so bald that he could almost see the flesh!Ahhhhh, how could this happen, it's so embarrassing!

For birds, feathers are an important part of aesthetics. The loss of hair is more important than the loss of human hair. Di Jun quickly combed that piece with his beak a few times, covered it with the feathers next to him, and then returned to his body.Fortunately, everyone was still awake, and no one saw his embarrassment.

Di Jun lost spiritual energy to everyone and woke them up.

Huang Zhu also woke up slowly, yawned, rubbed his head, "Oh my God, I'm actually drunk."

He brewed his own wine, and because he was on duty 24 hours a day, he was always alert and never drank too much.Now he was so drunk that he couldn't remember how much he drank.

There was a Taiyi beside him, and he was a little dazed when he woke up, "What happened?"

Unexpectedly, the hangover Tai Yi was even more stunned, Huang Zhu scratched his head and said, "I don't remember, do you still remember what happened?"

Taiyi shook his head, then his eyes fell on his cloak, and he exclaimed, "Ah!!"

"?" Huang Zhu looked down and was startled, no wonder why he felt warm on his body, why did he have an extra cloak made of feathers?And he also noticed that the aura above is so familiar!

Taiyi leaned forward and smelled it, "It smells like my brother, and it also smells like mine..."

Tai Yi is a silly bird, but Huang Zhu looked up, Di Jun's face was ashen, and his heart sank. Damn, did he pluck Di Jun and Tai Yi's hair after he was drunk?

After not drinking for a long time, Huang Zhu didn't know that the quality of his wine was so bad. He thought that maybe the way he brewed it was wrong, and there was such a sequelae, otherwise it would be impossible for everyone to lose their memory by such a coincidence.

Alas, this is his own fault again, he quickly stood up, "Dijun, Taiyi, I'm really sorry, I, I'm so drunk that I can't clear my mind, I return this cloak to you."

He took off the cloak and wanted to return it, but when Tai Yi said that it was the hair of both of them, what did he want to do, should they separate their hair again and keep each of them?

Di Jun was silent, he was still thinking about what happened after drinking, Huang Zhu's cultivation was not as good as him and Tai Yi, could it be that Huang Zhu really picked it up, even if he was drunk, it wouldn't be so Bar?Huang Zhu is not fully awake yet, he didn't think of this, but he himself is very clear.

"The power of this wine is so great... I even forgot what happened," Patriarch Kunpeng looked annoyed, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt bad. This feeling of being uncontrollable, Huang Zhu's cultivation base is not high, so there is Such ability, "I will go back to what happened here, what do you think?"

Everyone nodded. There were more or less strange things about those monsters. For example, some woke up feeling that their legs were extremely painful. They suspected that they were secretly kicked and broken by someone who had a private enmity with them while they were drunk.

As a result, everyone began to gather around Patriarch Kunpeng, watching him raise water into a mirror, and the mirror ripples flickered, showing the scene of them drinking.

Everyone still remembers this scene. It was just drinking at the beginning, but you persuaded me to drink too much. While drinking, everyone began to behave abnormally, and everyone's memory of this time began to be blurred.

Originally, they still chatted without saying a word, saying that they remembered how it was here, but when everyone saw Huang Zhu put the meat to Tai Yi's mouth and asked him to roast the meat with the real fire in the sun, they were all as quiet as chickens.

Huang Zhu's face was hot, and he felt extremely ashamed, he was ashamed to face Di Jun and Tai Yi.

But then a more speechless scene appeared, Di Jun pouted and pouted out a small flame, that couldn't be more stupid!Contrary to the perfect image of himself in Di Jun's mind, his face turned blue and then pale.

Afterwards, Dijun changed back to his original form to show off like a male peacock, Huangzhu K song, and Patriarch Kunpeng turned into a very small fish bouncing around on the ground, saying ah ah ah Dijun you want to burn I'm dead, save the fish!

Almost everyone has done a few stupid things... The cloak is also solved, a monster tribe is so hot that it starts to use magical powers to make ice, Huang Zhu gets close and says that he is so cold, Di Jun says it's okay and I will give it to him. You knit a sweater... oh no, a cape.

He started to pluck the hairs on himself, he was very happy to pluck, and asked Taiyi to pluck them together, the two of them plucked until they were almost bald, made a cloak and gave it to Huang Zhu.That's right, they pulled it out by themselves, and they didn't do anything about yellow bamboo!

Alcohol is terrible! ! !

Appeared after drinking: K-song madman Huang Zhu, barbecue master Tai Yi, hair-removing Golden Crow Emperor Jun, little fish Kunpeng...

Huang Zhu even suspects that the wine he brews not only has the function of making people forget what happened after getting drunk, but also stimulates the personality of the drinker! !

The monsters didn't dare to finish watching the replay, and Patriarch Kunpeng turned off the water mirror with trembling hands. Everyone, including himself, was devastated. In the end, it was unanimously decided that what happened today must never be spread to the outside world.

Because it was too embarrassing, everyone gathered in a circle and solemnly swore to Heaven that they would never tell this matter.Tiandao also responded, and those who violate the oath will be entangled in karma.

People who don't know look at it from a distance, and probably think they are talking about something big.

The wine was brought by Huang Zhu, if something like this happened, he would not dare to stay any longer, he wished he could leave immediately with his tail between his legs.After taking the oath, Huang Zhu immediately bid farewell to Dijun and Taiyi.

The two Dijun brothers, especially Dijun—after all, Taiyi has always been quite dull—also felt that they could not face Huang Zhu for a short time, so they sent him out of the dojo as if nothing had happened.

The cloak was also very tricky. The cloak woven from the fire feathers of the three-legged Golden Crow could be regarded as a very good acquired spirit treasure after refining it. Huang Zhu had the nerve to keep it, and wanted to give it to Di Jun.

But Di Jun looked at this stuff and felt embarrassed. The cloak he wove was crying and wanted to give it away, so he pretended to be calm and said, "This is the way it is, this cloak should be given to you, Brother Huang Zhu, how many brothers are you?" Thousands of years, I haven't given you anything yet..."

How the hell do you want me to be polite to you, Huang Zhu thought that I would be embarrassed looking at this thing, but Di Jun said so, after all, it was his choice, so he could only accept it depressingly.