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Shiji died in response to the calamity, and the true spirit was escorted up, waiting to go to heaven as a god in the future.

Later, the newspapers ridiculed that this was a catastrophe, but Shi Ji was very angry.For a long time, she was a headline figure, and she was completely popular, even though it was in this way.But now Tianting Publishing is planning to publish a booklet and a personal biography for her, but she hatefully refuses.

——No way, the media is quite developed now, it’s different from the time of the Lich War, it’s a bit like the time when the Three Emperors and Five Emperors were named, everyone’s eyes are fixed on it.

Who was the first to be on the list of gods, and how did they get there?How is this amount of robbery showing off its power?

Obviously under the doomsday, everyone may be involved, but there is such a spirit that is not afraid of death, entertaining until death!

Shi Ji's appearance was indeed a joke, and if she continued to refute the rumors, everyone believed that this was already a stone in a latrine, the number one joke of Fengshen, it is unknown if there will be someone who will come, but it must be unprecedented.

The leader of Tongtian also felt and melancholy.

He made a bet with his second brother to see whether the first person who responded to the robbery was the one who intercepted the teaching or the one who explained the teaching. At that time, the second brother also said that the chances of intercepting the teacher were high, but he didn't believe it, so he insisted on betting. really lost.

Tongtian called Shiji to reprimand you, you said, why are you so careless, and it’s not good to die, beside the dead latrine, our Kunlun Mountain public toilet has an endless stream of tourists these days, and it’s almost becoming a famous place Monuments too.

Shiji has only the true spirit left, so how can he have the strength to argue with him.

Seeing Shiji's unlucky appearance, Tongtian couldn't do anything, waved her to let her go, and wrote it down in his notebook.

Thinking about it, Tong Tian felt very unhappy, so he went to Zhaoyao Mountain to visit, he went to Huang Zhu's house.

Huang Zhu was teaching his disciples in the courtyard, when he saw Tong Tian coming, he cupped his hands, "Senior brother, how have you been?"

Chiming also obediently stood up and saluted, "Uncle Tongtian."

Tong Tian stepped forward and hugged the chubby Chi Ming, and said, "I'm not good at all."

His nose is not his nose and his eyes are not his eyes. He looked at Huang Zhu, "You're just making trouble for me. Shiji will die if he dies in the latrine, and you're still making a big fuss about it, afraid that others won't know what's going on?"

"This news material is rare," Huang Zhu said with a smile, "Everyone is spreading it vigorously now, and in the future, Shiji will be named. At that time, it will be a reversal. Between this and that, Shiji's popularity has gone up. Yes, face is also there."

Tong Tian was almost fooled, thought for a while and said: "What's the use of that, the concept will be deeply ingrained by then! Now what kind of god are you going to make her, is she a toilet god?"

Huang Zhu almost laughed, "What are you talking about!"

Tong Tian said dissatisfiedly: "You should go to Kunlun Mountain to see how crowded the public toilets are. There are many people who come to visit in the name of asking questions."

Huang Zhu: "You can sell tickets."

"Do you think I'm as shameless as you?" Tong Tian pointed at him and said, "I even made a bet with my second brother, and it turns out that the first person to be robbed is not only a member of my sect, but also deserves this...so... "

"In the end, it's because I lost the bet, so I'm not happy. Don't vent your anger on me. I'm innocent."

Chiming was in Tongtian's arms, and suddenly said: "Master, is it fun to confer gods?"

"It's not fun, it's dead. After death, it's not clean. You have to work for others." Tong Tian explained.

Chi Ming: "Then why are you still betting?"

Tongtian: "..."

Huang Zhu interjected at the side: "Because your uncle regards human life as worthless..."

Tongtian: "Get rolling!"

"Oh no," Huang Zhu changed his words again, "Because all saints are ants. In this world, except Daozu, your seniors, and the two uncles in the west, they are all ants, including us. Betting on them It’s nothing like you usually play with the crickets in the grass.”

Chi Ming: "Oh, that's how it is!"

Tong Tian was speechless, he pointed at Huang Zhu for a long time and didn't know how to refute, finally snorted, pretended nothing happened, and went to the house to drink water.

Huang Zhu looked at his back and snickered, as expected of a saint, he was so damaged that he could stay to eat.

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"You are the only cultivator in the Three Realms. Eat three meals a day, and see how your apprentice eats." Tong Tian said sadly as he looked at the dishes on the table.

"I have been controlling his food intake, and now he is not allowed to eat too much." Huang Zhu was also very helpless, "I thought, the bird was fat when he was young, and he probably became slimmer when he grew up. Just like us When bamboo shoots are made, they are also chubby, and when they grow up, they will twitch."

Tong Tian: "Nonsense."

Mr. Huang Zhu comforted Chiming so much, don't worry, take your time, and you will naturally lose weight in the future, as thin as your teacher.

But there is a real problem, that is, although Chiming eats a lot and does a lot of exercise, why does he not lose weight?

Chiming wanted to cry but said, "Teacher, will I lose weight in the future?" He pushed the rice bowl away, "Or, I won't eat this bowl either."

"Chiming has grown up and knows how to love beauty." Huang Zhu sighed, "I just took a bite, let's finish this bowl first, how can I lose weight if I'm not full?"

"The teacher is right."

Tong Tian stroked his beard and said, "Speaking of which, what about your second disciple, why haven't you seen him?"

"Sent to Heaven to accompany Long Ji." Huang Zhu said, this is about to become a god, he still remembered that Long Ji was originally fooled by Yuelao into the lower realm, to accompany mortals, and after his death he was named Red Luan Star.So, of course, this time is to prepare in advance.

"Well, Yang Jue and Long Ji are both that old, are you planning a wedding for them?" Tong Tian asked.

"Senior brother knows me. You have to know that many disciples are tied to the disaster in the world. Of course, I have a niece and a disciple's wife." Huang Zhu also thought about this issue, "I plan to be with Hao Let's discuss it, but his attitude has always been that he doesn't want Longji to get married so early."

Tong Tian: "Well, if you want to keep your daughter, it's not too much to keep it for 500 years or 1000 years."

"So I thought, if he is reluctant to part with Long Ji, then I'll let Yang Jie live in Tianting for the first 500 years of his marriage. Anyway, Tianting is his home." Huang Zhu is very open about these things.

"Then you don't intend to let him get involved in the calamity?"

"Probably not... If each family wants to contribute at that time, at worst, I will go by myself." Huang Zhu said, and asked again, "Speaking of which, has Jiang Ziya gone down the mountain?"

"I haven't gone to see my second brother yet... But counting the time, I should have already gone down the mountain. There is also Shen Rou Bao, who is also clamoring to go down the mountain." Tong Tian and Huang Zhu talked about the situation of the Battle of Conferred Gods.

Chiming listened to it for a long time, but felt a little itchy in his heart.

Although he looks like a child, he has also studied art for thousands of years. Over the years, he has been in newspapers and magazines, and others have heard about the matter of enshrining the gods.

Just a while ago, the first person on the list appeared, Senior Sister Shiji!

Also, the person in charge of the list of gods is also someone I know, Jiang Ziya.

Roubaozi wants to go down the mountain, let alone him who knows?

Hearing Tongtian and Huang Zhu's words, Chi Ming quietly left the dining table, Huang Zhu just thought he was going to pee, and ignored him.As a result, Chiming went to his game room, packed a few magic weapons, and prepared to play away from home again.

It's not the first time he's done this kind of thing, Huang Zhu's reprimand doesn't scare him at all, he feels that his eloquence is taught by his teacher, he has Tai Yi and Di Jun's advice on fire prevention, and his interpersonal relationship is also good, so he has to go down the mountain to mix it up "War of ants" helped Jiang Ziya.

When I tiptoed through the living room, I saw the ocean ball hanging on the window, and the rotten fish in the ball was turning its belly to bask in the sun.

"Hmm..." Chiming stood on the chair and took off the ocean ball.

Kunpeng took a look at Chiming in the ball, then lazily closed his eyes and continued to bask in the sun.

"Little Kun, I'll take you out to play together." Chi Ming hung Kunpeng on his belt and went down the mountain.

Tong Tian and Huang Zhu are a saint and a quasi-sage, but they don't know anything about it.Especially Huang Zhu, who had seen Fengshen, but was in it, but he didn't expect that the classic scene of going down the mountain without permission happened to him.

Chiming went down the mountain and wanted to find Jiang Ziya, but he didn't know where Jiang Ziya was, and he had asked Di Jun for advice on arithmetic, but he was not very good.Fortunately, he thought about it a bit, and finally remembered that Jiang Ziya was going to assist Xiqi, so he planned to go to Xiqi, and he would always meet Jiang Ziya.

"Back then, I was used to doing this kind of thing with my teacher," Chi Ming said confidently, "I'm calling you Xiqi Fengming!"

Chiming planned to call Xiqi Fengming, but he didn't consider that his current body shape is not much better than before.

Chiming headed all the way in the direction of Xiqi. At this time, Daji, who was possessed by a vixen, had already entered the harem of King Zhou. King Zhou favored Daji alone, built a palace for her, and recruited civilian husbands from all over the place.Therefore, people's complaints can be heard on Chiming Road.

This King Zhou is fatuous and lustful, he deserved it for molesting Empress Nuwa back then, and I have vented my anger on Empress Nuwa!

The more Chi Ming thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case, the empress was also good to him, and the spirit beads were already in the lower realm, so he could still work with the spirit beads this time.

Chiming touched the ocean ball on his waist and continued on his way.

Because flying in the sky, I am afraid that the traffic department or other passing gods will see it and report it to his teacher, so Chiming always walks, and avoids places such as the Earth Temple and the Town God's Temple.

After walking for seven days and seven nights, Chi Ming felt hungry. He had never gone so long without eating.This kind of hunger is actually not really hungry, it is just a psychological effect, and he has already fasted.

There is a house nearby, which is the hunting habitat of the human race. Chiming caught a fish and planned to go there to grill the fish.

But after entering the house, they found that the small house had already been occupied first.

Moreover, this person is a cultivator, not an ordinary human race. Looking at the past, his eyebrows grow into his temples, his eyes are like cold stars, his face is handsome, and he seems vaguely familiar. He is wearing a black Taoist robe.

At this very moment, the young Taoist is sitting in the room, doing what Chi Ming wanted to do, roasting and eating.

The flame in his palm flickered, just enough to burn the piece of meat, roasting it until it was brown and fragrant, so Chi Ming couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

The room is not big, so the Taoist naturally saw Chi Ming, and heard everything including the sound of him swallowing.But he only glanced at the fat boy briefly, and then ate the roasted meat by himself.

Chiming usually eats ready-made ones. Thinking about his own craftsmanship, and then looking at this Taoist, he couldn't help but leaned forward and said in a dignified way, "Fellow Daoist, it's fate to meet you by chance. You have extra meat." , can... can I exchange it for my younger brother?"

He didn't want it for nothing, he exchanged it for something!

There was a smile on the corner of the Taoist's mouth, and he couldn't express any pride, "What do you have, can you afford my meat?"

Chiming thought about what he was carrying, it must be a magic weapon, it must be reluctant to give it, it is not worthwhile.But he accidentally got the teacher's bird feather fan in it too, it's so hairy, even if you try to pull out one or two, you can't see it.

So Chiming took out the bird feather fan, which was made of Kong Xuan's tail hair, and it was very beautiful.

Pulling out a hair, Chi Ming said: "This thing is amazing, most people can't get it, even one of them is considered a big advantage for you, fellow Taoist, I think your craftsmanship is good, it can be compared to..."

Who would have thought that this Taoist's face would suddenly change, his gaze would sweep around, and he asked Chi Ming quickly: "What is your relationship with this bird?" He looked at Chi Ming carefully, and his tone was even more unpredictable, "You are a phoenix? "