Tianting Publishing Group

It should be a butterfly effect. In the world where Huang Zhu didn't come, Nezha shot Shiji's disciple to death with an arrow, and Shiji asked him to settle the score.In the end, after chasing in front of Daoist Taiyi, he was beaten and killed by Daoist Taiyi, a short-protecting maniac.

In fact, Shiji's cultivation is already quite good, and it's really not the same as her popularity as a writer, but it's a pity that Taiyi's real skills are better.

There is no way, the prehistoric life is the cheapest, there are no laws and regulations, and no one has a strong background, so if you kill it, you will kill it.Shiji is still so miserable even though she is a disciple of a sage, and she was beaten and killed, and she still cuts off too many people, and she is not top-notch in front of Tongtian—Shishi, she is not cute.

But here, it may be because Nezha was not disliked by his father, his temper was a little better, and he used a little less force, so he didn't shoot Biyun boy to death.Then because the three religions were more harmonious, when the real Taiyi came to Shiji, he was more polite on the surface.

——Of course, the two of them have long had old grievances, so it is inevitable that they are a little bit yin and yang.

Shi Ji: "Hey, let me tell you why there is auspiciousness in the sky. It turns out that Senior Brother Taiyi is here."

Taiyi: "Hehehehe, I was also thinking about why my eyes suddenly went dark."

Shi Ji was wearing a gossip gown, with a black bottom, it was indeed darker.

"Let's gossip, where is Ao Bing?" Nezha hid behind Taiyi and looked around, just wondering why he didn't see Ao Bing.

"Are you talking about this?" Shi Ji smiled, and stretched out her hand that was caged in her sleeve, only to see that she was holding a long and thin four-legged snake in her bare hand... Ah no, a miniature little green dragon.

Ao Bing was shrunk down to the length of a child's arm, struggling to twist.

Shi Ji raised his hand and threw Ao Bing out, Ao Bing turned into a human figure in mid-air, flipped somersault, and landed beside Taiyi.

"I heard that you still want to take Nezha as your apprentice?" Taiyi asked, seeing that Ao Bing was fine.

Shi Ji turned his face away, "Where is it, isn't Nezha the disciple of the senior brother? The two of them almost killed my disciple by mistake, and their attitude was not very good. I just asked them to go back and find out the situation. Besides, I and Nezha Zha also had some karma in his previous life, just to catch up with him, I like him."

"Bah, nonsense!" Nezha pointed at her and said, "You old witch, you forced me and Ao Bing to wear those leopard ears for your teasing!"

Nezha was in a hurry before and didn't make it clear. When Taiyi heard that there was such a thing, he was also angry, "What? I didn't let Nezha wear it. Shiji, how dare you do that! You and I have to do it today. Can't do it!"

"Brother, let's go to Kunlun Mountain!" Shi Ji said.

Nezha: "What Kunlun Mountain?"

Shi Ji: "I did a match in the martial arts arena in Kunlun Mountain. The losers went to clean the public toilets in Kunlun Mountain. Speaking of which, we haven't been to this public toilet for a long time, right?"

Although there are no explicit regulations, but now the disciples of the three religions not only do not fight privately in Kunlun Mountains, but if they have conflicts in other places, most of them return to Kunlun Mountains to resolve them, which has become an unwritten rule.

It is reasonable for Shi Ji to propose this way.

But Taiyi felt perplexed and wanted to fight privately, so he secretly took out the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover.

Shi Ji stepped back, "Brother, what do you want to do?"

Taiyi: "Junior Sister, if I don't beat you to death, I will..."

"Don't do it—don't do it—"

At this moment, someone shouted hoarsely in the distance.

Taiyi and Shiji looked in that direction at the same time, and saw Huang Zhu riding a Pegasus, and the words Tianting Traffic Police were embroidered on the saddle of the Pegasus, so it was obvious where it was borrowed from.

Huang Zhu arrived there exhausted, got off the horse, "Fortunately, I came in time..."

I have worked hard, but it still hasn't changed. This is the gear of fate!So after Hongjun joined the Dao, Huang Zhu paid more attention to the gears of fate, and he lived up to his reputation as the number one idler in the Three Realms.

"Master, why are you here?" Shi Ji was a little embarrassed, because she knew that Huang Zhu and Ao Bing had a good relationship.

When Ao Bing saw Huang Zhu, his eyes were almost red.

Nezha was a little apprehensive when he saw Huang Zhu, so he hid behind Taiyi and said nothing.

Taiyi knew that he was a little unreasonable, so he quickly pushed Ao Bing out, "Uncle, Shiji Shiji has done too much. Ao Bing and Nezha accidentally scared her boy, so she took them back to educate them There is nothing wrong with that, but she actually did such an obscene thing—she asked Ao Bing and Nezha to wear leopard ears for her to enjoy! It is really shameless! Just now, she turned Ao Bing into the size of a child's arm and held it in..."

"Wait!" Huang Zhu raised a hand, "Isn't arm often used to describe that? So it was made so big?"

Taiyi choked suddenly: "..."

His face was flushed, his mouth opened and closed, and he couldn't speak.

Shi Ji covered his lips with his sleeve, and laughed so hard that his flowers trembled, "Master Uncle is indeed one of my generation, dirty, really dirty."

Nezha tugged at Ao Bing's sleeve without knowing it, "What do you mean?"

Ao Bing was a bit dark, and it was hard to answer, "..."

"Hey, I'm sorry, I made a funny joke," Huang Zhu, after all, it's Huang (reread) Zhu, "I'll adjust the atmosphere, Taiyi, you look so excited, those who don't know think you You want to fight Shiji to your death. We are all our own people, why bother?"

If there is one less death, let’s save one death. At any rate, Shiji is still publishing and contributing articles in Tianting. This Lich War killed a lot of authors. At that time, he couldn’t control it, so don’t make another death.

"Yes, Martial Uncle, I didn't go all out with my Junior Sister." Taiyi nodded, with an obviously magnanimous look on his face, "Children, it's okay to suffer a little bit. It's just that Junior Sister just invited me to Kunlun Mountain to perform martial arts. field……"

Since we can't fight privately, it's good to seize the opportunity and let Shiji clean the toilet.

"It's okay to fight in the Martial Arts Field." Huang Zhu breathed a sigh of relief, "If there is any grievance, let's talk on the field and don't worry about anyone after the fight."

They don't want to talk about it, he is too lazy to reason, the rules of the wild, the winner is king, the rules of the three religions, the loser cleans the toilet...

Now that the three big ones have reached a consensus, Ao Bing and Nezha have nothing to say, and there is no way to say who has suffered in this matter.Shiji played with them, but Shiji also cleaned the toilet.

"Okay, you two go, Nezha and Ao Bing accompany me to return the horse, and then go to Kunlun Mountain to see the result." Huang Zhu said.

Taiyi and Shiji looked at each other, bowed their hands in salute, and went to Kunlun Mountain together.

Huang Zhu got on the horse and said, "Are you guys coming up? You are so tired from walking." He walked, and the two children sat, and he was tired; stupid.

Ao Bing raised his head, Tianma is tall and fat, it is not a problem to sit three, but...

"Is this a violation of traffic regulations? I remember that such a small mount cannot hold more than two people."

Huang Zhu: "Nonsense, haven't you heard of overloading?"

Ao Bing: "..."

"Okay." Ao Bing climbed on the horse resignedly, and stretched out his hand to pull Nezha up.

Tenma let out a subdued moan.

"Mengmeng, you can do it." Huang Zhu patted the horse's buttocks, and Tianma threw off all four hooves and headed towards the nearest Tianting traffic police area.

When they arrived at the traffic police box, Huang Zhu dismounted and returned the horse to them.

Seeing that Huang Zhu was overloaded, the traffic policeman could only helplessly say, "My real man, don't embarrass us again next time."

"I understand." Huang Zhu blinked, and took them to Kunlun Mountain again, this time driving on the clouds, there was no rush, so they didn't rush.

While walking, Huang Zhu said: "Lingze, let me see how you... have a good relationship?"

Although Taiyi didn't say anything, it can also be seen from the body language that the relationship between the two is not bad, and Ao Bingla's spirit beads are both on the horse.

Ao Bing and Nezha looked at each other in embarrassment, and said embarrassingly, "It can be regarded as...friends in need."

Huang Zhu laughed, "Haha, that's it, it's not bad, you have to keep it up. Don't learn from Taiyi. I didn't say that Taiyi has a bad habit. If you rush forward and hit anything, who do you think you are? Not really. Number one in the universe, what if you can’t beat it? If you come out to mess around, you’ll have to pay it back sooner or later...Hello everyone is really good..."

Huang Zhu chanted all the way, showing the energy he used to brainwash Lu Ya back then, so that Ao Bing wanted to hug his head, let alone Nezha.

I walked to Kunlun Mountain leisurely, and before I got to the martial arts field, I saw streamers flying around, which turned out to be a busy scene.

Look carefully, it's not busy, it's obviously flustered.

Huang Zhu stopped a stream of light casually, saw that it was from the interceptor, and asked, "What's wrong?"

The disciple saw that it was Huang Zhu, saluted and said: "Uncle Shi, something is wrong, Senior Sister Shiji has passed away! I'm afraid she is the first one to be on the list of gods, this disciple is ordered to report to everyone!"

"What? Shi Ji died?!" Huang Zhu was startled, "What did Taiyi do? He still killed Shi Ji! Didn't he enter the martial arts field?!"

The disciple was stunned for a moment, then shook his head violently and said, "No, Uncle, it has nothing to do with Brother Taiyi. Senior Sister Shiji lost after only a few moves. She fell into the latrine and drowned while cleaning the public toilet!"

Huang Zhu: "..."

Huang Zhu stood there blankly, the disciple saw that he didn't respond, rushed to report, bowed and ran away.

Huang Zhu looked at Ao Bing foolishly: "...Did he say something wrong or did I hear it wrong? It's fine if Shi Ji dies because I'm a step late. Damn Shi Ji has been enlightened for many years, how could he be here? Drown in the latrine! The latrine!!"

Ao Bing was also embarrassed, "Chairman, let's go and have a look, for fear of something strange!"

That's right, Huang Zhu hurriedly led them to the public toilet.

From a distance, hundreds of disciples of the Three Religions could be seen gathered together, making it very noisy.

Huang Zhu pushed aside the crowd and walked inside, "Shiji, Shiji?"

Walking in the middle, I saw Shiji's true spirit gesticulating and talking excitedly.

Shi Ji also saw Huang Zhu, "Master Uncle..."

"Shiji, what's going on, I heard you drowned in the latrine?!" Huang Zhu said in shock, "Where is your body? Did you find it?"

Shiji: "..."

Shi Ji stomped his feet, "I'm going to die, I'm going to kill those who spread the rumors, uncle! I didn't drown in the latrine! Oh, a girl, why do you say that..."

Shiji said, it turned out that after she lost a few tricks, she had to clean the public toilet by herself.Who knew that at this time, someone's little mouse was released. Shiji was not afraid of anything else, but a little... I can't say he was afraid, anyway, he hated mice, so he hid.

Who knows when hiding, because just after the duel, the old force was used up, the new force was not born, and after being bitten by a mouse, he couldn't stand still. He accidentally fell down the steps while dodging, and he hit his head to death. Next to the public toilet.

This is really a cogwheel of fate. A person who has attained the Tao and has not been killed since the beginning of the world, it stands to reason that her body is harder than a stone slab.

After it was over, everyone rushed over. Someone caught a mouse and took a look to understand.The mouse that Shiji dodged was a relative of Duobao, and it was also a Duobao mouse with the sharpest teeth. It bit Shiji through his defenses and bumped into each other several times, which caused the tragedy.

Shiji said angrily: "Nonsense, you are all nonsense, I was bitten by a turbot and fell to my death!"

"Where did it come from?" Huang Zhu asked abruptly.

Shiji: "...the public toilet."

"Then it's still a dead toilet!" Huang Zhu clapped his hands, "This news can make headlines. Where is the correspondent from Kunlun Mountain? Did you contact the newspaper?"

Shiji: "..."

Shi Ji wondered in a daze, could it be that she has never been popular in her life, and that is why she became famous?