[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

After silently worshiping the idiot's IQ, Chen Xiaolu felt that he must know the name of this idiot so that he could worship his second son at any time, so he said: "Hey, it's fate to be in jail together, what's your name?" ?”

"Hey, that's right." The neighbor next door sighed, "It's a rare fate to be able to go to the underworld together..."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Let's forget about it, she doesn't want to at all, okay? !

"Hey, at least you will die with me..."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Don't you want to say it all? !Don't keep bringing up such terrible topics, hey!

"By the way, did you ask me for my name?" The neighbor sighed again, "Since entering the prison, they have called me number [-]. I can hardly remember my previous name."

Chen Xiaolu felt like vomiting blood: "Number, serial number?" And what is that super familiar serial number?Number eight nine seven five seven, from this moment is the name you gave me Huh?Whose song is it?

"Yeah, you don't know?"

"I do not know."

"Wait."

After such a sound was dropped from the next door, it suddenly disappeared.

After a moment of silence, Chen Xiaolu suddenly heard the sound of the iron fence being hammered, followed by ghostly cries and wolf howls: "Hey hey! Hey hey! What's the number next door to me?!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey, is this really okay?

Facts have proved that there is really no problem, because the guards who don't know where they are immediately shouted back: "Number [-]!"

Poor Qicai girl spit out a mouthful of blood—is it me?Isn't this cheating! ! !

"Thirty-eight, do you hear that?"

"...don't call my number!"

"But people here are called by numbers."

"Just don't shout!!!"

"Okay, okay," the voice next door sounded a little upset, "because you roar like a dog princess, I agree. By the way, what should I call you? Three eight nine? Three Eight four? Three four five? Little three? Little four?"

"...You can call me Xiaoba."

"Xiao Ba... Aren't you really taking advantage of me?" The neighbor muttered softly.

"Then Xiaowu can do it too!"

"Okay, Xiao Wu, you can call me Xiao Wen."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey!That has nothing to do with numbering at all, okay?Is this guy playing tricks on her?Absolutely!She held her forehead, gritted her teeth and said, "What does Xiaowen have to do with the number [-]?!"

"It doesn't matter."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." How dare he answer so confidently? !She was so angry, "Then what is your name?"

Who knew that the other party actually sighed quietly: "Do you know why snow is white?"

"what?"

"Because it forgot the color it used to be."

"..." What's the matter with this old stalk that came out of nowhere?

"I also forgot my name for a while, until I heard your voice, it was like a bolt of lightning flashing across the dark night sky, and a crack appeared in the memory covered in thick black mist! Xiao Wu, I..."

Chen Xiaolu: "...I'm already married!"

Xiaowen: "..." After a while, he sighed again, "Xiao Wu, I..."

"My house is full of wives and concubines!"

"Little Five, I..."

"You are the same gender as me now, how can you fall in love?!"

"Can we go to the national teacher?"

Chen Xiaolu: "...bye!"

Xiaowen: "..." TAT

Chen Xiaolu helped his forehead, what is this called?A confession of true love in prison?Can't she encounter some normal pursuits?Either a two-dimensional otaku, or a prisoner obsessed with transgender... She goes!Is there a problem with her aura, or is there a problem with her RP?

"I'm sorry," the neighbor whispered after a while, "Your voice is so similar to my beloved Caicai, so I can't help it..."

The new "Cai Cai" silently shook off her goosebumps, and stammered and replied, "No, nothing. By the way, you just said that you have recovered your memory?"

"Well, I seem to have remembered my name." The voice next door suddenly became very bitter, like a wolf howling from thousands of miles away, "Marui Bunta, um, it should be the name, right?"

At this moment, Chen Xiaolu finally realized what it meant to "hear your voice, it was like a flash of lightning flashing across the dark night sky, and a crack appeared in the memory covered with thick black mist!", she went!This is the malice of the universe, hey!This cell is definitely a complex of malicious intent!

"Xiao Wu, why don't you speak? Why, have you heard my name?"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." More than just hearing about it!It's almost familiar, right? !The only thing she wants to say is - this guy doesn't seem to have any sense of disobedience when he changes gender, and the degree of fit is higher than Brother Cun!

"Hey, I still vaguely remember that I should like a kind of ball sport, but I just can't remember what it is. Football? Basketball? Rugby? Hey, what is it?"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." What's the matter?

Chen Xiaolu: "..." What a ghost she understands! ! !

Before seeing Er Yuta, I felt strange. Is it possessed or not possessed?Looking at it now, are both heads broken?Is it too deep for both of them?One and two are movie stars, hey!

Moreover, is this also called a state of twitching?This is clearly a 100% disabled state, bastard!

"I still remember that I should have a group of friends." Xiaowen... No, Marui Bunta is still trying to remember, "Everyone lived very happily on the green grassland. Our leader, um, seems to be called Pleasant Goat? Or the village Sheep?"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey!Is that "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf"?Yeah?Moreover, Brother Cun... No matter how you look at it, it shouldn't be a sheep clan, but a wolf clan in sheep's clothing, right?

"I seem to be the flower of our village. They all call me Meiyangyang. Oh, we still have many opponents who compete with us for the Seven Dragon Ball. They form a dark organization called Big Big Wolf Pacific Rim Club."

Poor Chen Xiaolu spit out blood one mouthful after another. This person is not only in the wrong way of possessing his body, but he has been imprisoned for a long time and the whole body is not healed, okay?Her brain is too big, she can't hold it!

"Legends say that as long as you collect seven dragon balls, you can summon Yoshihiro Togashi, and then make a wish come true, even if it is something that is absolutely impossible to make him fill in a hole, it is possible to come true!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." There are so many things wrong with her, she can't complain anymore.By the way...she thinks she should have a colorful face like the protagonist, right?Why is it reduced to such a tragic Tucao battle?There must be something wrong!

"Do those dark wolves think that we can destroy our Lihai big sheep with such dark means? Huh, how naive! Our village chief can kill the five senses! Legend has it that only saints can do it The ultimate trick you have learned!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Say it!Say that kind of lines without shame!By the way, does this guy really not remember his identity?You said it out of nowhere, okay? !

"Besides, before going to prison, I secretly hid all the dragon balls on a small island. Seeing that I have no hope of getting out of prison, young man, I am willing to give them to you as a gift."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Illusion?The plot seems to be developing in a strange direction in an instant.

"Young man, can you make a wish to Dragon Ball God, such as getting a mountain called Christ? Then carry it to save me?"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Don't make trouble!She can no longer bear the pace of ruining her childhood and ruining her outlook on life!

Just when she couldn't bear it enough to explode, Fumta Marui suddenly said the key point: "So, hey, let's escape from prison together!"

"Prison break?" After hearing this, she managed to regain her spirits, and after looking around vigilantly again, she asked softly, "How to break out of prison?"

"Use this!" The hand reached into her cell again, holding tightly - a spoon.

Chen Xiaolu vomited blood: "Are you kidding me?" He escaped with a spoon, he thought he was Liu Qian, hey!

"Don't underestimate this spoon," Marui Bunta's voice sounded very serious, "This is a super invincible thunderbolt spoon made of special alloy that beats the enemy Hakka!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." He said it again!He said that kind of weird setting without any shame!There seems to be no sense of incongruity!

"This spoon can be said to be invincible! Over the years, I have used it to quietly dig a tunnel in my cell! I can escape now, how about it, do you want to take you?"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." What about going to hell together?Well, it's an idiot who can escape or not!No matter how you look at it, Master Guoshi will not let her go, in that case, it is better to run away first!So she asked, "How to escape?"

"It's very simple. I will take a spoon and dig out the wall between us tonight! Then you run to my side, and we will block the wall again! Then we will drill the tunnel together!"

"Also, it's really a simple and convenient method."

"Of course! My IQ is as high as two hundred and five."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." As a person with an IQ of [-], she felt a lot of pressure.

Anyway, anyway, it should be fine, right?

Hey, is that guy really stupid?Very calmly, he uttered malicious words, hey!So, Guan Yue, you annoying little goblin, are really harmful!