[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

Frightened by the sudden hand, Chen Xiaolu moved a few steps with his hands and feet on the ground. It took a while for him to react. After looking left and right again, he asked cautiously, "Are you the prisoner next door?"

"Yes." The male voice from next door responded again, "Are you new here today?"

"……Um."

"Hey, that's great."

"……"Hello!Is this person who can't speak better than her?Come on, just give him half a bowl of porridge a day!

In this sense, Chen Xiaolu really has no right to say anything about others about "narrow-mindedness".

"Since the previous person who lived in your cell hanged himself, there has been no one living there for a long time. Hey, I'm so lonely."

"...Wh, what?" Chen Xiaolu was stunned, she suddenly felt a chill behind her back, she folded her arms and rubbed her hands desperately, "Has anyone died here?"

"Hey, what's the fuss?" The person next door said nonchalantly, "This is a cell for death row prisoners, so it's wrong to be immortal."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." She has never heard of such a thing, okay? !And, "Then why didn't you die?!"

"Hey, the little girl sounds young, and her heart is quite vicious. But it's no wonder that no one who can enter here has one or two lives in his hands."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." She didn't!Not at all okay?Ah Chu owed half of the credit for the only two lives that were saved!

"By the way, what crime did you commit?"

Chen Xiaolu looked at the sky with tears in his eyes: "They said that I poisoned the emperor." Then he waited quietly for the other party's reaction, could it be hostility?

"It's amazing! Sisters, you are awesome!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey, isn't your reaction right?Forget it, she can't expect a criminal locked in a prison to be so enlightened.

"You did what I always wanted to do but couldn't!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Wait, did she hear something amazing?She swallowed silently and asked softly, "What do you mean?"

"I also want to poison someone, and I have been thinking about it for a long time."

"emperor?"

"No, it's the dog princess!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." TAT Who did she provoke? !

"Speaking of which, girl, your voice is very similar to that dog thief."

Chen Xiaolu twitched the corners of his mouth a few times: "Heh, heh, it's just like that. How could a person like her come here?" By the way, didn't this one hear when the "Golden Saint" talked to her before?

"That's true." The other party sounded in agreement, "I said, you didn't intend to poison the dog princess, but you accidentally poisoned His Majesty, right? Hey, what a pity, Your Majesty is actually not bad. , the biggest failure in her life was giving birth to the scumbag Princess Qicai, causing harm to everyone!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Is it really so annoying?Well, she has fully realized that!

"Hey girl, don't you think so?"

"..."

"girl?"

"...Yeah." That guy is not her... that guy is not her... that guy is not her...

"Speaking of which, what enmity does Princess Dog have with you?"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." If there is anyone in this world who has no enmity with the original body, it must be her, right?The problem is, she can't say this, so she can only make up things, "The hatred is so deep that it's hard to express it, so... this big brother, what kind of hatred do you have with her?"

"Hey, it's hard to say!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Here we come!Classic lines!Generally, after saying this sentence, the speaker will say a lot more to show that he is really "difficult to say"!This reversal is the same as "I don't know what to say or not to say"!

Sure enough, immediately after, the neighbor entered memory mode without authorization——

"You may not be able to say it. Before I went to prison, I was a champion."

"Number one?"

"Look, you are really surprised." The neighbor next door laughed twice, "I am a man, how can I take part in the imperial examination and become the number one scholar? Hey, if it wasn't for saving Miss Li, how could I have gotten to where I am now?" So far." As he spoke, he actually sang, "In order to save Miss Li from leaving home, who would have expected to be number one in the imperial list. The number one winner, wearing a red robe, with a palace flower in the hat, is so fresh"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Wait, this familiar rhythm, this familiar story, it's just that the gender has been slightly changed, no, it can't be such a coincidence, right?

"I traveled all the way and took the exam. I just wanted to become an official or get the help of a noble person, and rescued Miss Li, who I had been engaged to since childhood, from prison, but I didn't realize it...I didn't realize that the dog princess was actually in the house. It was love at first sight at the Qionglin banquet!" After finishing speaking, he continued to sing, "I have also been to the Qionglin banquet, and I have also played horses in front of Yujie. Everyone praises my beauty, so it turns out that the gauze hat covers Pan An"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." "The Female Consort", right?This cliff is the queen's version of "The Son-In-Law", right?

"Obviously I seem to be the same sex as her! She actually shamelessly said to His Majesty that if I were to be her husband, she would never accept any aunt from now on, and would stay with me wholeheartedly! Tell me! How can the same gender In love?!"

Seeing the excitement next door, Chen Xiaolu silently swallowed the phrase "True love is the same sex", coughed lightly and said, "Then what?"

"Then, Your Majesty is probably really frightened by her wild and unrestrained love for freedom." He sang again, "Forgive me for being unrestrained and unrestrained love for freedom in this life, and I am afraid that one day I will fall and abandon my ideals, anyone can do it"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." The great Chinese music scene can fight for another 500 years!

"Hey, so much so that I believed her nonsense and betrothed me to her on the spot." The voice next door paused, and then choked up, "I fell into the clutches of the devil just like that..."

Chen Xiaolu quietly touched his aching conscience, and asked softly, "What did she do to you?"

"She didn't do anything to me!"

"……what?"

"On the wedding night, she couldn't wait to tear open my clothes, and found out the truth... Then, and then she actually abandoned me!" The crying from the next door became more and more miserable, "I thought it was because she loved me..." It's a woman, but I didn't expect that she still loves those aunts very much! She even took a few of them back because I cheated her."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey!What's the matter with this deep sense of jealousy?What about forced love?Well, she didn't say anything, but, "Where's Miss Li from my hometown?!" This guy completely forgot about her, hey!

"Her?" The voice next door paused, and then let out a cold snort, "Humph! I only found out after I got married that her imprisonment was actually a trap to force my family to withdraw from the marriage, but she took my leaving home for the exam as an excuse. Without the evidence of 'escaping marriage', I have broken up with her and have nothing to do with her!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Not only ruined the Three Views, but also ruined childhood!Well, she shouldn't be entangled with this issue. Instead, "Then why did you go to jail? Bullying the king?"

"No." The next door sighed, "Your Majesty didn't blame me when she found out, but instead asked me to tolerate her disappointing daughter and try to give birth to the emperor's granddaughter. She is really a good person, but it is a pity... Children who are not as good as animals."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." This kind of aggrieved feeling of being shot while lying down!Wait, "So?" He still didn't say it!

"Afterwards, I felt that the reason why Cai Cai was not attracted to me was because she and I were not of the same sex."

Chen Xiaolu silently covered his stomach.

hello!It's shameful to make up the word count, isn't it? !

She was wrong!She shouldn't have complained! QAQ feel sick even more? !

One side makes her suffer, and the other side refuses to let her go.

"So I went to the national teacher and asked if there was any way to make me truly become the same sex as Cai Cai."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." National, national teacher?Give up!That guy has a way to change his gender, come on!

"Then, I cut mine according to what he said, but even so, Caicai didn't fall in love with me again, but despised me even more. In the past, she would at least give me the first and fifteenth day of every month. Come to my room, but after that... blah blah blah..."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." What would he want without it? !Moreover, how many people is that guy who is the national teacher trying to create? Hey!

"Afterwards, I went to the national teacher again, and he told me that there is only one way for the princess to sleep in my bed again, and that is to transform the cut one into a woman."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey, are you getting more and more curious?She is about to lose her hold, help!

"However, the princess still doesn't love me. She said that she only loves natural products, and hates the ones that have been modified the day after tomorrow. Hey..."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." This...that...she has nothing to say...

"After that, the national teacher gave me another idea."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Is the national teacher Brother Yixiu?Is it a little smart?Why are there so many ideas? Hey!

Regardless of her slander, the other party went on to say: "I want to put my cut body on the princess, and complete the gender conversion for her. In this way, we have all been transformed, and no one will dislike the other. "

Chen Xiaolu finally couldn't help wiping the sweat off his forehead: "Then the matter was exposed and you were arrested?"

"Well," said the other party quite sadly, "hey, I've come a long way, if I've already succeeded..."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Is that okay? !She didn't want to find out that there was an extra stick in her lower body as soon as she got into this body!Although she had tried it before, after all, she knew the owner and didn't feel strange.No, no, that's not the problem, "After you were arrested, didn't you confess the national teacher?"

"How is it possible? The national teacher is a good man, and he helps me wholeheartedly, so I will never betray him!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." How could that guy be so kind?It's full of malice, okay?Completely treat this guy as a test subject, okay?What kind of three views would treat that Frankenstein as a good person? Hey! ! !