At the critical moment, Ren Zuzu's mind also flashed the revolving lantern theater, which of course is also the fragments of his life over the years. The black and white pictures are constantly turning, and he is also making a final summary of his miserable life.

——Huh?Am I dying?

——No, it should be about to be fucked, right?

——Being fucked by such a thick mace is almost equivalent to death.

--Ha ha ha ha ha……

——Huh?These words seem familiar...

--Huh?Is it an illusion?

——No, it doesn't matter anyway...

Do not! ! !

He does not admit defeat! ! !

At this moment, Yushi Ninzu seemed to be possessed by Shimura Shinpachi (Ninzu: Why am I being possessed by this super inexistent guy? Hey!), a powerful momentum erupted all over his body, and he posed a mighty and domineering Sitting in a pit, the left hand summoned a box of toilet paper (one of the [beep——] suit weapons, an essential item after any [beep——] activity), and the right hand pointed high into the sky, shouting: "I My hemorrhoids are finally cured!!!”

The rest: "..."

Tie Broken Ju: "...I'll go! Isn't this guy crazy? I don't want to blow crazy chrysanthemums!"

[Successful summoning. 】

Facts have proved that Renzu's luck is still good.

As soon as the prompt sounded, behind him, a pitch-black vortex appeared out of thin air. From a distance, it seemed like a black hole had been opened out of his mind.

Suddenly!

A hand protruded from it.

Then, another hand!

And a hand!

Still one hand!

"Shhhhh-"

After a few beeps.

Four hands grabbed Ren Zuzu's neck in unison, his legs trembled in fright, and his teeth chattered: "Four, four, four hands? How come there are four hands?"

Then, only to hear the answer from the person behind him——

"Because there are two of us."

"... Huh?" Ninzu slowly turned his head, and this glance was like ten thousand years.

He clearly saw that it was not Guan Yue who came out of the black vortex, but Qian Zhenzhi and Liu Lian Er, whom he had not seen for a long time.

"Why are you here?"

"Didn't you call us?"

"...Okay." Renzu realized that he had become stupid again, coughed lightly and changed the question, "Aren't you mermaids? Why are you dressed like this?"

How are these two guys dressed?

In short, the two finally succeeded in getting rid of the fishtails and returning to human form, but at the same time, they both put on cloaks that covered their heads. Lian Er is black.Of course, the style is the same.

"We made a deal with the witch of the sea."

"Huh?" Renzu wiped his sweat silently, "Then shouldn't you become dumb?" According to the fairy tale, the Little Mermaid did change her legs with her tongue, isn't that right?He's a guy with a childhood too!

"No, we did make a deal with our tongues, but the content is slightly different."

"...Different?" A bad premonition floated in the boy's heart.

"Wanna see?"

"Do not……"

It's a pity that before this guy finished speaking, Liu Lian'er and Qian Zhenzhi both opened their mouths, and then two tongues that were a meter long were dragged out of their mouths, floating slightly on their chests, looking very cool.

"..."

"It's very calm." Qian Zhenzhi picked up his tongue with both hands and folded it, "Lian Er, he is very courageous."

Liu Lian Er was also rolling her tongue with her hand: "No, I think he just passed out."

"Really?" Gan Zhenzhi's hand paused.

"The probability is as high as 99 percent."

"So that's how it is." After finishing speaking, Gan stretched out his hand and poked the Ninzuzu boy in front of him, only to hear a "bang", he fell to the floor and lay motionless, "Well, it seems true I fainted."

If Renzu is still "alive", he will probably complain - is it really okay to cheat teammates like this?

It's a pity that he is already half dead, so... ahem, light up the wax!

"Then, it's time to do our business." After Gan finished speaking, he looked at Chen Xiaolu who was still sitting on a chair enjoying a broken shoe massage, "Come with us, rabbit spirit!"

"Hehehehe, what are you talking about?"

"Do you think you can hide it from us?" Liu pointed to the clothes of the two of them, "Seeing this, can't you guess anything?"

"Black...white...black and white impermanence?!"

"That's right, under the order of Hades, I'm here to capture you, a goblin!"

Renzu who just woke up: "..." Not only has the writing style changed, but has the type of writing also changed?Is this really good? !

"Get out of that body quickly, and go back with us honestly!"

"No! It's you who should get out of the body! Tie Suiju, fuck me!!!"

"...Yes, my lord!"

Thus, the legendary "Rabbit Spirit" and "Black and White Impermanence" got together.

Then the fight is called a dark sky, dark sun and moon... In short, it's right to be very tired, how powerful is it?It depends on the level of one's imagination, um, let's imagine!

Shinozu: "...Hey, is this really okay? Are they teammates?!"

"Hehe." Bu Er, who had been silent all this time, sneered, "Yes, they are teammates." Immediately afterwards, he took out a dagger from nowhere, "Let them fight to the death."

"...Hey, what do you want to do?"

"What do I want to do, can't you guess it?" Fuer covered his belly and smiled triumphantly, "It's okay to tell you now." Then, like every villain, he started killing Nagging in front of the protagonist.

"I originally tricked you into coming here because I wanted to use the mechanism set up here..."

"cheat?"

"Kill you here."

Shinozu: "..." Hey, how dark is this guy?

"And I will go back and tell Chuchu that you are all dead, hahahahaha, only me and him are left in this world."

Renzu: "..." He's going!Is this a tragedy caused by a homosexual?Person in charge? !

"If he is obedient, we can spend the rest of our lives happily. If he is disobedient...hehehehe..."

Ren Zu: "..." What on earth is he trying to do?

"Originally, you should have died by being smashed to death by the door, the colorful girl was shot by an arrow in the knee, and the woman in red should have suffered from hemorrhoids again."

Renzu: "..." What kind of strange ways of dying are these? !No, in a sense, the last one actually happened...

"I didn't expect luck to be so good. You can achieve your goal without doing anything." As he spoke, he slowly stroked the dagger in his hand. I'll make up the knife later, as for you..." He...or "she" squatted down, and unceremoniously inserted the dagger into Ren Zuzu's forehead, "Die!"

"You...I...ah!"

So, endure enough to die.

That's right, after completing the great cause of complaining, he finally passed away. In a sense, this may be a kind of happiness, at least...he kept his delicate chrysanthemum, didn't he?

"Big Sister Head~" Po Xie trotted over and looked at Bu Er with admiration on his face, "What should we do now? Do you want us to take action?"

"Not for the time being." Fuji waved his hand, "Go and tell the sisters, wait and see what happens, wait for these three people to fight to the death, and everyone will attack together and turn them all into scum."

"Yes, big sister."

"Call me Your Majesty the Queen!"

"Okay, eldest sister!"

"……get out!"

If Renzu is still there at this moment, or if Chen Xiaolu is released from the possessed state, he will probably burst into tears: What about the online game that was agreed?What about the good copy?How did it get crooked into the miserable look it is now? !ah? !ah? !ah? !What is the purpose of setting so many! ! !

It's a pity that everyone feels quite normal at the moment.

No, maybe some people think it's abnormal, such as Guanyue, who is far behind, keenly found that Renzu disappeared in the team chat system, and he knows what it means very well.And his stupid wife hasn't spoken for a long time.

Knowing that something was wrong, he quickly rushed towards the location of the castle.

At the same time, the three-person melee finally came to an end.

The ending is obvious.

As a hell city manager, how could black and white impermanence not win?That's not scientific!

So, the Rabbit Fairy was taken away sadly, and before leaving, he (yes, this fairy who is very interested in chrysanthemums is a man) affectionately stretched out his hand towards Tie Suiju: "Aju! chrysanthemum!!"

Tie Suiju turned her back silently: "I'm sorry, I don't know you."

Rabbit Fairy: "...you ruthless little fairy, chirp chirp."

Tie Broken Ju spit out a mouthful of chrysanthemum petals: "You are the fairy!"

As for how Chen Xiaolu and his teammates were possessed, well, it needs to be described in [-] to [-] words. The maliciousness of the universe is afraid of being blamed by some people, so we resolutely decided not to describe it. Anyway...

[Experience the spirit, if you are serious, you will lose! 】

Hearing such a reminder, Chen Xiaolu smiled "hehe", with infinite connotations, that's right - grass mud horse! ! !Pentium ran! ! !

However, the luck now is very bad, very bad, and there is no other reason - after the possession state is lifted, the three of them are all out of strength, like a dead fish that has been dehydrated for three days, and can't do anything except be a salted fish... …

But the other person is eyeing him.

"Hehehehehe..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Chuchu is finally mine!"

"What do you want to do?" Chen Xiaolu was shocked.

"What do you think? Heh heh heh!!!"

Seeing that Bu raised his knife and dropped it, after three "shua, shua, shua" sounds, Chen Xiaolu, Liu Hegan died just like that.

Before dying, Chen Xiaolu only had time to yell out this sentence: "Hey! Is it really okay for the heroine to hang up?!"

Fuji replied with a sneer: "It's okay, I will be the heroine from now on!"

"..."

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