[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

When there was 0.00001 second before the chrysanthemum was blown, Chen Xiaolu's mind flashed the revolving lantern theater, which contained fragments of her life for so many years, and the black and white pictures kept turning, as if making for her miserable life. A final summary.

——Huh?Am I dying?

——No, it should be about to be fucked, right?

——Being crushed by such a thick iron sword is almost equivalent to death.

--Ha ha ha ha ha……

【Do you want to admit defeat like this? 】

--Who?

【Is that all you have? 】

——Who is it?

[I am so disappointed in you. 】

——…

[How can a guy like you deserve to sign a contract with me. 】

——Iron Broken Chrysanthemum?

【Remember quickly!The real way to call me! 】

real way...

real way?

What is...

At this moment, Chen Xiaolu felt as if he was being hung upside down and stuffed into a rushing river. The hot blood in his whole body rushed to his brain, and then collided with the cold river water, like a non-stop battle.

"Zi-"

There seemed to be such a roar in the ears.

【Remember quickly! 】

[Remember it! 】

【Remember! 】

- the real way...

- the real way...

--correct! ! !

Her colorful eyes suddenly burst into bright light, like a big rainbow coming to the world, and like a neon light turned on brightly, everyone present, including the broken shoe, couldn't help but close their eyes!

Because they can't look straight!

Can't look directly at this incomparably brilliant colorful girl!

"Explode the chrysanthemums! Iron broken chrysanthemums!!!"

The words just spit out from her mouth naturally.

It's too late to say it!

Chen Xiaolu, who was unavoidable at first, turned around 360 degrees, and then realized that he had turned his head accidentally!Another 180 degrees, abruptly dodged the stabbing sword, and then "empty-handed blade", snatched the weapon from the woman in red.

At this time, she is no longer her!

this moment!

She seems to be possessed by a soul!

She is both Chen Xiaolu and not Chen Xiaolu!

She seemed to have turned into Chen Dalu!

It's as if the rainbow god descended on the mortal world! ! !

she!

verb: move! !

Now! ! !

Chen Xiaolu, who had nothing but colorful lights in his eyes, was driven by that boiling instinct, and moved behind the woman in red in a blink of an eye, and then——

Raise your sword!

Concentrate!

Calm down!

stamp! ! !

"Ah!!!!!!" With such a scream, everything was settled.

All this, which seems to take a long time, actually happened in 0.00001 seconds.

Therefore, in the eyes of others, in the blink of an eye, the original perpetrator became the victim, and the original victim... became a peerless master!

"Aww, my hemorrhoids! My hemorrhoids have happened again! Did you bring Ju Kangning?"

Chen Xiaolu smiled coldly, and dropped the sword in his hand: "I finally understand."

"..." In the bleakness, no one spoke.

"finally, I understand."

It was still bleak.

"finally, I understand."

"finally, I understand."

"Finally I……"

When she read No. 18 times, Ninzu Yushi, who finally came to his senses, realized that this guy seemed to need someone to answer before he was willing to continue the plot, so he swallowed silently: "What do you understand?"

"Hehe." Chen Xiaolu smiled grimly, stretched out a finger as white as jade, picked up the scattered colorful forehead hair, and said lightly, "The magic sword Iron Broken Chrysanthemum really needs to be summoned by bursting chrysanthemums. It's just..."

"..."

"only!"

"..."

"only!!"

Holding his forehead with his feet, "Just what?" It seemed to be a serious atmosphere, but why did he feel so embarrassing?why?

"It's just that what is needed is not the blood of the master, but the blood of the opponent." After Chen Xiaolu finished speaking, he laughed loudly, "As the saying goes, 'the man who destroys the world's chrysanthemums is the real man'! The ancients did not deceive me, ahahahahaha !!!”

Ren Zu: "..." No, he has never heard such a thing from the ancients of any country. In other words... this guy is possessed by some strange creature? !Weird dead, okay? ? ?

"How is it? Iron Broken Chrysanthemum? Have you drunk enough blood from your opponent? Then, come back! My magic sword—Tie Broken Ju!!!"

With her such a big drink.

An incomparably dazzling yellow light suddenly flickered in the chrysanthemum of the woman in red.

At the same time, a strange smell enveloped everyone.

This smell is sweet and stinky at the same time, like chrysanthemums blooming in October, and like squatting in the toilet after three meals. In short, it is quite subtle!

So much so that he couldn't help but cover his mouth, weeping uncontrollably.

"The sword is in the world, so there should be a vision." Chen Xiaolu looked at Ren Zu very calmly, "Are you so excited?"

Ren Zu: "..." Was he well smoked?What is this doing?Do you want to make ecological weapons? !

Seeing it, the light became more and more intense, and the smell became stronger and stronger.

at last!

Only a loud noise of "Chrysanthemum!!!" was heard.

A shiny golden object flew out from the chrysanthemum of the woman in red, circled Chen Xiaolu three or four times, and stopped in the air in front of her.

Only then did everyone see clearly that it turned out to be a mace with a face on it, with chrysanthemum petal-shaped eyebrows, chrysanthemum-shaped eyes, daisy-shaped nose, and chrysanthemum-shaped mouth.

It was only then that Renzu remembered that he had indeed seen this weapon that broke the lower limit, but——

"Wasn't it black back then? Why is it yellow now?!" It completely brought him a bad association, okay? !

The stamen on the yellow mace squirmed slightly, yes, it was talking: "Eh hehehe, mortal with fish lips! After I have tasted enough sacrifices and gained sufficient strength, I will naturally show the strongest appearance !"

Ninja Yushi: "..." Hey, what did it eat to become like this? !

"We finally meet, my lord."

"Ah, we finally meet, Aju."

"Ahahaha, my lord, if you join hands with me, the world will be under control!"

Chen Xiaolusen smiled coldly, his colorful body shook, and he was full of arrogance: "That's right! The whole world should tremble for us! Kneel down under our crotch and sing "Conquer"! Hahahaha!!!"

[Guan Yue: Why hasn't anyone spoken for so long?Did something happen? 】

[Ninzu Yushi: Terrible! ! ! 】

[Guan Yue:? ? ? 】Bad premonition.

[Ninzu Yushi: Your wife has changed her style of painting! ! !No, it's right to change the writing style, it's a hundred times scarier than changing the painting style! ! ! 】

[Guan Yue: ...] This situation... in the words of his stupid wife, what is it?Oh, yes, I don't know what's going on, so I say...

[Guan Yue: What's going on? 】

[Ninzu Yushi: Hurry up! ! ! 】

At the moment when Ninzu Yushi howled miserably on the spot, an option suddenly appeared in front of him——

[Do you want to summon your friends who are far away? 】

[A, yes (but there is a certain chance of failure, once you fail, you will probably die);]

【B. No (then you are dead). 】

A bunch of grass and mud horses stepped on Renzuzu's chest, and he clearly heard the sound of his little heart breaking.This is cheating, right?This is definitely cheating, right?This is absolutely, absolutely, absolutely cheating!

That's right, the ninja boy was acutely aware of the malice of the world.

But when things got to this point, it was only a gamble.

Because the situation has become—

Chen Xiaolu found a high-end folding stool somewhere and sat down, but the original broken shoe boss actually rushed forward, knelt down beside her legs, and beat her leg with the toe of the broken shoe. Unscrupulously making a "biu~biu~" chest-thumping sound.

"The point!"

"too heavy!"

"Well, that's not bad."

Chen Xiaolu nodded in satisfaction, and said with a smile: "Aju, this place seems to be good, it can be the starting point for our rise, what do you think?"

"My lord, what you think is what I do!"

"Ahahahahahaha!!!" She looked up to the sky and laughed again, "Okay! Very good! After all the chrysanthemums are exposed, we will hang those chrysanthemums on the castle for decoration, what a magnificent sight it would be What a beautiful view." Narrowing his eyes, he stared at the world, "I can't wait to see it."

"My lord is domineering!"

"Hehehehehehe, it is necessary!"

Renzu: "..." He sort of understands what the so-called "death" is all about. Although he doesn't understand the current situation of Qicaimei, she is quite mentally abnormal!What's the point with a neuropathy?It's no wonder he wasn't killed!

and so!

Between "[-]% dead" and "[-]% dead", he resolutely chose the former (Renzu: I have the illusion that I am a steak. QAQ).

Ah! ! ! !

[The oil bottle pet Ninja Yushi uses a special skill - the great summoning technique! 】

【Calling, please wait. 】

[Ding dong!Please adopt a proper posture when summoning, otherwise the transmission channel cannot be constructed. 】

"..." Inherent posture?

[The specific description is: first find a hole on the ground, then straddle it with both legs, get down, squat, hold a roll of toilet paper in the left hand, raise the right hand high, and shout: "My hemorrhoids are finally cured!!! "]

Yushi Ninzu: "...This is messing around!!!" He finally vomited uncontrollably.

No, normal people will see this kind of cheating description like this, right?

What a fixed posture, hey!

This must be going to the toilet!

what pit?Hey shithole!

And... what happened to that weird sentence?

Who has hemorrhoids!

Who would have such a cheating thing as hemorrhoids!

Think of him as a dignified "Little 3P Master", how can he get this title if he really has hemorrhoids... Wait, no, there seems to be some confusion, no, no, he is a decent person, really...

Just when Renzu was holding his head and fell into confusion, his shouting also successfully attracted Chen Xiaolu's attention. She turned her head slightly, looked at the young man not far away, and smiled coldly: "Aju, you What do you think of that chrysanthemum?"

Tiesha chrysanthemum stamens squirmed, and commented: "It is fragrant on the outside and tender on the inside, has good elasticity, high skill, and strong plasticity. It is really a storm."

"Ahahaha! Then what are you waiting for?!"

"Explode the chrysanthemums! Iron, broken, chrysanthemums!!!"