[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

The author has something to say: I didn’t sleep last night, I went to the whole class today, and now I’m so sleepy, I can barely write a chapter, I really can’t play anymore, sleeping bird, good night, dear friends...

Growing up under the tutelage/teaching of the freaky second brother and the indoctrination of the big brother "birthday is the mother's day", the simplicity, ahem... Ya often accidentally farts on birthdays.Later, after entering the Tang Sect where freaks gather, awow...the so-called birthday is basically a mixture of April Fool's Day and Halloween, and tears of bitterness can almost fill the Pacific Ocean.

So, a certain god who was lucky enough to carry the glorious banner of love and vacation on vacation wanted to make a warm and romantic thing for Ben Er's last birthday, but unfortunately, this idea was only a bit of a joke before being blasted to pieces by Mr. Crab: "I would like to take you to a deserted island to spend a quiet day, but I can only think about it. My mother has already arranged it. If you don't believe me, you can ask senior brother."

"Mao?!" A certain godman felt terrified, and immediately flew back to Hong Kong with a phone call, "Brother, why don't I just celebrate my 19th birthday, what's the matter with President Guan Jiang?"

He Lefeng said in a nonchalant manner: "Wrong, Koreans are used to counting according to the age. Chairman Jiang said that 20 years old is a big birthday. He wants to make a big deal for you. Come and ask me for advice."

"You, you, you, you agreed?!" A certain god man panicked when he thought of the queen mother's personality that loves to show off!

"I don't think her method is anything new, but at least it can make you scream when you're tired. It's more comfortable than me doing it myself, so I reluctantly agree." He Lefeng replied lazily, not denying that he was both proud of his side job love , The young junior sister who is very leisurely to recharge on vacation has been upset for a long time.

A certain godman was so startled that its hair stood on end, and it hissed loudly: "Elder Brother, I've been very, very busy lately—"

"It has nothing to do with me, it's just Xiaolei. The merchants don't pretend to be pretty."

...(>_<)... How many evils did you have to do in your previous life to be able to sell such a ghost in this life? !A certain god-man wiped away his bitter tears, threw his mobile phone into his boyfriend's arms, grabbed his tie and yelled, "What kind of tricks did your old witch play on labor?!"

sweat!What did the elder brother say to make her passionate?Gu Junbiao forced himself to be calm and said: "It's nothing, it's similar to my birthday party, except that there are a little more people."

"Oh...that's okay." A certain god-man felt relieved, but when it really arrived at the birthday banquet on the evening of November 11, Ya almost turned into the Roaring Emperor on the spot: a little bit of your sister!That's all you ghost! The nearly 1-square-meter ultra-luxury banquet hall of the Korean branch of the King Group's global chain of premium clubs is filled with upright two-clawed animals, okay? !

Gu Junbiao looked at his girlfriend who was so beautiful but bubbling with sadness and speechless, and said weakly: "My mother said that she wanted to give you a surprise, so don't let me tell you. My elder brother advised me to talk less and eat more, so I, So you get it, huh?"

Is this a surprise?A certain god-man's pair of watery and beautiful eyes are full of bright sadness, and he blinks twice, the sadness instantly turns into ghostly anger, don't talk too much, you can't write with a pen, and you can't find a dead ghost to explain it to you, pig!A front paw gently caressed his face and slowly slid down, fingertips brushed his Adam's apple like an autumn breeze, swirling a bit of coolness on the blue bow tie!

"You are so beautiful!" Gu Junbiao, who had a premonition that he was about to be strangled to death, immediately delivered a nonsense, but a certain god was not moved at all, so he could only hold his claws with one hand and wrap his arms around his waist, and kissed her in full view!What is it to play kisses in public?It's just a lecherous monkey, what's the matter?It doesn't matter if you become a werewolf anytime, anywhere!Just because keeping my life is the most important thing!

The "passionate" embrace of two such "lingering" deep kisses first caused a gasp, then a self-righteous chuckle, followed by whistles and cheers from a certain three who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and then The audience burst into thunderous applause!

"...You, I haven't done anything about it yet, you're an idiot and shameless." Jian Jie buried her blushing face on her boyfriend's chest and panted softly, even if she stared cross-eyed, she would Don't dare to look directly at the guests who are happily drumming their front paws.

Except for a few of my own family members who are bright-eyed, bright-hearted, and quick-witted, the guests have naturally interpreted the pity-like appearance of a certain god-man as begging for mercy, coquettishness, complaining, shame, etc. Master Crab lost no time in showing his gentlemanly demeanor, trying his best to "pacify" his shy and restless girlfriend.He still hugged her small waist "reluctantly", caressing the skin around her ear with one hand "lovingly", and only stingily let everyone appreciate his "intimate" ear Whispering, until the girlfriend slowly blooms into a flowery smile...

But what about the truth?Cough cough... The content of the intimate interaction between the two is as follows:

"You must not lose your temper, or else I will be scolded to death by my father before being punished to death by the elder brother."

A certain godman showed a blank face, indicating that you will be punished by you and I will not participate.

"I really can't go, or my mother will definitely chop me with an eyebrow razor."

A certain god-man moved an eyebrow, indicating that a shaved eyebrow would not crack a crab's shell.

"Really... There are a few guests tonight that my dad dare not offend easily."

A certain god-man blinked his eyes and gave him a puzzled face: This is none of my business?

"Just think about the days when I was abused by the second senior brother. You can't be worse than me, right? Just smile."

A certain god was a little soft-hearted, showing a ladylike smile that was so perfect but also super fake.

"It seems to be a little fake, can you be a little more sincere? In the future, if my mother holds this kind of banquet, I will drag you to the sky, okay? Trust me. Be good... just laugh, and finish the party early. Get out of here early, right?"

Although a certain god is moved but hesitant, it may take four hours to socialize with so many people. Wow!To or not to?Pretending to be a ruthless queen or a cherub of peace?This is a problem!The focus of the research is which method is more conducive to flashing early!

"Promise me quickly! Otherwise, I will shout that sentence loudly. It is three words, in English, maybe I will shout it in Korean, I am shouting for you, who told you to owe me a sentence."

three words?What!Absolutely not!A certain godman immediately showed a sincere smile, surrendering quickly is a must!

So the love negotiations between the two came to an end, and they turned into a pair of conjoined twins. Following Ju's father and the queen mother, the party was full of joy, and a certain god-man with full communication firepower performed funny tricks, making the guests burst into laughter from time to time. , jokingly said that it is difficult for the Ju couple to think about being old, because as the saying goes, it is ten years old to laugh and smile, and it is really impossible to think about being young with such a beautiful daughter-in-law and a wonderful daughter-in-law.

I have to say that a certain godman's prediction ability is quite good. It took nearly four hours for this turn, and his face became stiff from laughing and his muscles ached until his calf cramped, eh cough!This is the main reason why a god-man likes to wear a fluttering fairy in a floor-moving evening dress—you can lean on Master Crab and caress your calf with the back of your foot.Occasionally, it also has other functions. For example, when you meet a social partner with slightly white eyes or super gossip, you can secretly step on the crab's foot to signal less nonsense and hurry up!

This annual feast, which almost wiped out celebrities from all walks of life in the upper class of Korea, finally ushered in the dawn of a perfect ending due to the passionate performance of a certain god-man, the meticulous cooperation of Mr. Crab, and the great assistance of all the friends. However, the climax did not come until now. really coming.

There was an abrupt and melodious whistle at the door, and the guests looked back and immediately backed away in panic to make way for a bright avenue, only to see the hairdressing bodyguard who used the "Two Heavens of Ice and Fire" to wake up Mr. Crab in the lead , leading a total of eight bodyguards, four on the left and four on the left and right, and guarding a liger half the height of an adult, walking slowly into the arena.

Gu Junbiao took the lead in shouting: "Old cat?! Long time no see, how are you?"

On the other hand, a god-man changed from being a perfect lady, jumped a step aside in fear, and asked in a trembling voice, "Why are you here, old cat?!"

The majestic old cat walked up to Jian Jian with elegant cat steps, lowered his head and put the delicate bamboo basket in his mouth at her feet, then took a step back and lowered his body, Jian Jian also grabbed the hem of the skirt and walked away. He bowed his knees and continued to interrogate with the corners of his mouth twitching: "What the hell is it? You won't blow my face with your shit, will you?"

Those present who could understand Chinese could not help but forget that there was a ferocious beast present and burst into laughter: "Puff! Puff..." It seems that this queen has been abused before!

The old cat raised its head silently, stretched out its paws to catch the edge of the small bamboo basket, and slowly fell to the ground, as if answering her "the answer is here".

Gu Junbiao couldn't wait to shout: "Jane, open it and take a look!"

It turns out that this is the pet old cat of the legendary beauty master. Wow, so cute!Really elegant and domineering! F3 and Ju Junxi gathered around excitedly with the shining eight little suns, begging a certain god to reveal the answer quickly.

Jian Jie glanced at the hairdressing bodyguard in the lead, hum!This girl is as expensive as Yan Ting as the left and right hand of the black-bellied elder brother, and her ability to punish people is naturally excellent. Do you think that she will fall into the trap obediently under the name of a beauty master?no way!She tilted her head and thought for a while, then found a fork, pinched her nose and stretched her front paws, and carefully pushed aside the clump of lavender still dripping with dew, did it explode?Then continue to pick and pull, until everyone is almost dying of curiosity, she picked out a small red sandalwood box with a fork and handed it tremblingly to the surface of Gu Jun, still not daring to carelessly tilt her face and pinch her nose, ready to perform scud, He said in a muffled voice, "Master Crab, help me, you're not the protagonist and won't blackmail you, be good..."

"Oh..." Gu Junbiao was flustered by her highly alert appearance, but he still pretended to be a warrior and said, "Don't be afraid, I'm here, if you want to blow it up, I'll blow it up first."

As soon as this remark came out, the guests, except for my own family, immediately continued to retreat in a uniform rhythm, and they were so quiet and orderly.

It is better to die sooner or later than to die sooner or later!With this thought in mind, Master Crab opened the wooden box fearlessly, stretched out his fingers and picked up a noose-shaped silver chain, and then slowly revealed the key point—a silver dragon ornament with sapphire eyes, in the shape of a hollow cylinder, It seems to be used for rings and pendants. The most striking thing is that the little silver dragon less than an inch long is extremely delicately carved, so lifelike that it seems to be flying in the air.

"Huh... scared me to death." The simplicity in my heart couldn't help but roll my eyes in a rogue manner, put my index finger into the ring and shook it, rolling my eyeballs and giggling, "Oh, I see. Junbiao Master, take off your clothes."

Gu Junbiao was startled, then shook his head and refused: "No, it's not yet the appointed time."

"Junbiao! Gu Junbiao!" Father Ju and the Queen Mother all spoke together.

Jie Jie turned her face away and cast a small look of "Please be safe and don't be impatient". Suddenly, she stretched out her front paws and grabbed Gu Junbiao's bow tie, raised her eyebrows and asked with a smile: "Why, are you so afraid of showing your breasts? Oh no, the length is also important." It's just Lulu your beautiful little collarbone, obediently obey."

Gu Jun grabbed her hand sweating and resisted to the end: "I said no, can we talk about this later?" Accept it now?Then you can't let Zhihou, a black-bellied bastard, sit down on a soft meal and a bad boy!

"Master Crab, didn't you realize that there is one thing missing? This is just a birthday gift from the pervert, OK?" A certain god man looked up at the sky helplessly and explained. Seeing his disapproval expression, he had to He hugged his neck and tiptoed to his ears and whispered, "Don't think too much, you can't give orders without a dedicated finger, okay? Even if he wanted to put pressure on you, he wouldn't choose this way, okay? He gave you this only Because you treat people with sincerity and wholeheartedly, just like your parents like me, you see that I have been so generously allowed to be teased by others, why can't you stand it when it's your turn?"

"That's different! You're a girl and I'm a boy—"

A certain tender-hearted man immediately turned his face and pushed him away, raised his chain and raised his eyebrows to show a fierce look, "Really don't want it? All right! Then Miss Ben, send it to someone else!"

"You dare?!" Gu Junbiao immediately became n times more vicious than her, he grabbed the chain with one hand and held it firmly in his palm, and quickly pinched her ear with the other hand and shouted, "Don't say it! Don't even think about it ! Otherwise, my young master will make you scream every day!"

So a certain godman and his little friends all put aside their brains and rewarded their middle fingers with disdain: "It's up to you? Cut..."