[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

The author has something to say: I will go to work in the factory in a few days, and I don’t want to be in debt, so I beg the inspiration god to let me break out at night...

Gu Junbiao took the microphone handed by the staff, and smiled generously at the panning camera: "She is a profiteer, but she only cheats on professional skills and business methods, and it is definitely not her heart."

The audience couldn't help but praise in their hearts. Rather than saying that he admits that his girlfriend is a profiteer, it is better to say that he is praising his girlfriend for being an honest businessman who is good at doing business.

Before Mr. Hao could answer, a certain god who was very satisfied with his boyfriend's response pointed and shouted, "Hi! Dude! Your ad is so good, I'll treat you to dinner tonight!"

"Pfft! You pig——" Gu Junbiao laughed very naturally, and suddenly realized that he was still holding the microphone and quickly stopped talking, but Teacher Hao had already walked to the side of the stage and stood on tiptoe in front of the camera, "Where's the head? Where is the head? "

"Here." A man of gods twitched its mouth and raised its front paws to report weakly, and then said "I love destroying enemies" Fan Er stepped back, "Mr. Hao, you are blocking my sight. Oh No, it’s okay, at least I can still see the guests who invite you to dinner.”

So there was another wave of wild laughter from the audience, Queen, are you too spoiled?One sits on the next platform, hey!

And Mr. Hao first made a faint-like appearance, and then pretended to be annoyed and yelled: "Director! I will stop recording this time without a salary increase! This day is simply unbearable!"

A certain godman added a little more interest, "Then you still treat me to dinner? Who said that you just wanted to invite someone to eat after you got paid?"

Teacher Hao sternly said to the camera amidst waves of unrested laughter: "XX, you dare to betray me? I will write it down!"

A certain god man comforted me with a little melancholy: "Ann, I heard that friends are for betrayal."

The director has done a very thorough research on the Queen, knowing that she loves to lead other people's thinking to unforeseen realms, so he quickly put up a "rest" sign to let the Queen replenish her saliva, and remind Mr. Hao to quickly get out of the variety show drama , Re-master the rhythm of the interview so as not to be criticized.

While Jian Jie was surrounded by the audience discussing "Life", Gu Junbiao went out to take care of the fans. After he came back, the two had already talked about the reason why Jian Jie became famous and stormed the stage. She didn't make any comments, only saying Impulse is the devil or else he wouldn't be sitting here for such a loving interrogation.

Teacher Hao is well aware that her succinct identity is a bit embarrassing, and her words and deeds can easily guide the direction of public opinion, so she hastily passed it on in a few words, and only asked her to talk about the differences in various aspects between China and South Korea, mainly to let the audience know about her study abroad life for reference.A certain godman half-truthfully admitted that he was basically an invisible person in school, and spent most of his time at home busy with game development, fearing that he would not be able to provide useful information to his children who planned to stay in Korea.

Teacher Hao asked why she would go to Korea to study in this case. Wouldn't studying in Hong Kong be more conducive to work?Unexpectedly, being inspired by the brevity of not being able to tell the reason directly, he took the initiative to propose the tragic end of "comparing height".

Amid the audience's well-intentioned laughter and invitational applause, Jian Jie got up and walked over. Mr. Hao, who unconsciously entered the sense of a variety show, brushed his hair up from time to time and stood on tiptoe, Jian Jian stood half a step behind him and said: " My weight is 98 and my height is 168. In fact, I am not inferior to me." After she finished speaking, she bowed to the photographer in the audience with her hands behind her back and begged to take a picture. After the other party made the OK gesture, she smiled, "Mr. I like to watch variety shows hosted by you, so give me an autographed photo so that I can have a good time when I go back."

Teacher Hao agreed as if he had won the competition, and the two sat down again amid applause.It was only after the recording here that the audience felt the empress' on-the-spot wit and sociability. Because the height of the two people is almost the same, and the girls are always taller, so Jian Jie not only stands back but also pretends to be close and tilts his head to shoot, which looks very good. The teacher was half a head taller than her, and while deftly resolving the embarrassment, he also praised him with the words of his colleagues.Even if Mr. Hao loses the competition, he won’t do anything bad, and it’s normal for the host to sacrifice himself to praise the guests, but this win-win result is undoubtedly even better: Mr. Hao showed off her empress demeanor without losing face, and became a publicity highlight. .

After the hilarity, the interview continued, because the previous communication made two simple requirements: do not mention family background, and try to ask as few relationship details as possible.At this time, the focus of the interview has shifted to the aspect of life, so Mr. Hao showed the advantage of "being kind to others and never embarrassing others" praised by the insiders to the extreme. The photos or which interview clips are inserted, try not to touch the thunder, and at the same time let the conciseness know the number.

So these two children with high EQ can be said to have a very happy conversation. Jian Jie talked about the feelings of interacting with F4 for the first time, saying that Song Yubin is an elder brother friend who is careful, gentle and sometimes nagging, and Su Yizheng is a blackmailer who loves to blackmail for no reason. He supported her as a good relative who did evil, and Yin Zhihou was a close friend. He said with a smile that the two belonged to the roundworm type of friends who could sit silently facing each other for a day, but could guess what the other wanted to do when they opened their mouths.She complained endlessly about her employees, and described herself as a sad boss who was often bullied by unscrupulous subordinates collectively. While making the audience laugh from time to time, they also deeply felt the deep friendship between her and her entrepreneurial partners.

When Teacher Hao asked about the origin of Gu Jian's love, Gu Junbiao sweated a little because of the script written by Jian Da. Only high standards can play drag racing in the middle of the night. Unfortunately, I got lost and went to get drunk near her home. It happened that she met when she was out looking for food.Listen, this is the art of lying!Nine truths and one falsehood made the image of Mr. Crab extraordinarily tall in an instant, is there any reason?

Teacher Hao asked who would show love first, and said with a succinct smile that it is necessary for a man to chase a woman. He also joked with a serious face of the queen and said, "We are well versed in the art of restraint."As for the details of the confession, she said that it is not inconvenient to disclose, but their love style is nothing new. At the end, she laughed and said that both of them pay more attention to privacy, and they really don't want to be dissected and commented by people with microscope eyes.

Teacher Hao yelled indignantly: "Did you hear that? Isn't it just ordinary people falling in love with ordinary people! You are also ashamed to ask endlessly, and find a lover later and want to go!" Then he turned his head and gossiped, "I heard that you love to play in public. Darling, is this true?"

The audience burst out laughing immediately, some even burst into tears.And a certain two raised their foreheads together and twitched their mouths, sweating to death!Isn't Mr. Hao's artistic ability really amazing?The tacit understanding between the two was immediately captured by several cameras, and it will undoubtedly become another publicity highlight.

After asking about work and gossiping about life, it is natural to talk about studies.Teacher Hao asked Jian Jian about her plans after graduating from university. She laughed and said that the plan is not as fast as changing, and she doesn't want to set her future goals too rigidly. At present, she only tries her best to learn everything she can learn, hoping to defeat all demons and ghosts on the road of life.She also said that it doesn't matter if she is the queen or not, but please don't waste your time wasting your youth. Of course, it is not bad to show off when you are old.

Teacher Hao asked about the secrets of learning foreign languages ​​based on the grand occasion of the brief communication in Korean, Japanese, English, French, and German at the press conference. As a result, a certain god-man thought for a long time before he said in a daze: "Maybe I’m born with a good sense of language, so there’s nothing special about my learning method, just learn pronunciation and grammar first, then read and memorize the dictionary, as long as I can talk to people smoothly, I don’t ask too much.”

So Teacher Hao fainted one for her first, and then asked her to say a few words in foreign languages.Jian Jie readily obeyed. He first greeted the audience and the audience in front of the TV in English, joked that he has a life that loves to show off, and then spoke a short paragraph in French, German, and Korean, and was asked by Mr. Hao what other languages ​​he could speak Then I added a few sentences in Japanese.

Teacher Hao said that she still has more to say, but she is concise but self-deprecating is the best example of being greedy and chewing too much. Half a bucket of water is gurgling all day long, so don't follow her example.Amid the warm applause from the audience, Mr. Hao asked a friend from Korea to explain the meaning of this sentence in Korean.

Gu Junbiao took the microphone and looked at a god who was holding his forehead on the stage and slowly translated: "My dear friend, is it true that you like to invite people to dinner after you get paid? I am very confused now. Confidence to make your fat wallet thin into a bolt of lightning, I’m hungry.” After a pause, he said with a smile after learning French recently, “I can barely understand French, it seems to mean the same thing, if I didn’t guess If I'm wrong, there should be no difference between German and Japanese. Teacher Hao, it's almost time for supper."

"My wallet has always been like lightning, because I only hold cards but not money! Ahahaha..." After Mr. Hao explained solemnly, the audience laughed, still in the exaggerated way of patting the handrail and kicking his feet After a while, he wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Life is amazing. This interview started with my bitter tears, but will end with laughter. At the end of the program, our queen Let's finish it off!"

Standing up with a simple smile, Shi Shiran raised his front paws and suddenly gave a strong grip, showing all the empress' aura, "My life is in my control!" Then he turned his fist into a finger and swiped a circle around the stage , "A wonderful life is just around the corner, you, what are you waiting for?!"

"Papa..." The audience stood up and applauded wildly, and the young audience whistled loudly, shouting "Queen! Queen!"

In this frenzied atmosphere, the two declined the audience's request to take a photo and sign with the excuse of not eating dinner, and quickly left the studio surrounded by bodyguards. Unexpectedly, the corridor was crowded with people before they walked far. The full crowd was blocked.On the left is the head of the TV station, followed by the heads of seven or eight branches of the Shinhwa Consortium in Beijing, and the hotel manager is one of them.On the right is the group of colleagues led by the cheerful hostess, not only the other male host who took the opportunity, but also the host and staff who are fans of them.

As soon as the director of the TV station raised his smiling face to say hello, those members of the Shinhwa Consortium collectively bowed and said hello. Some were called Master Junbiao and others were called Director Gu. Some spoke Chinese and some spoke Korean. They are all called Miss Concise in Chinese.

Jian Jie showed a noble and explosive smile, and turned his face reservedly as a return of the gift.But Gu Junbiao just nodded, and said calmly: "This trip is private in nature. If you don't have any urgent business, you might as well go back and rest earlier."

So the group of middle-aged and elderly people bowed collectively before leaving after being sent off by the director. It was a way for the concise compatriots to experience for themselves how strict the class system of Korean society is, and also a little insight into the rare display of gentlemen. kingly demeanor.

After the explanation from the hostess Huantuo, the two knew that the director had already booked a banquet at the hotel where he was staying. They said that they were celebrating Jian Jie's birthday in advance and thanked her for being invited to the interview.The director who turned around chatted for a while on the grounds that he would not disturb the gathering of young people, and then left. At this time, Mr. Hao also broke away from the enthusiastic embrace of the audience. He and his colleagues made a fuss and took a group photo together , didn’t stop until Jie Jie’s stomach was rumbling, and invited a few hosts to have a meal, and everyone didn’t know that Mr. Taiwan had taken the lead, but he didn’t know it until he arrived at the hotel, and he couldn’t help but make a lot of money .

During the meal, Gu Junbiao completely lost his royal aura and showed his gentlemanly demeanor. He greeted the hosts politely and decently for his girlfriend who was busy replying to the text messages, and he did not forget to take good care of his girlfriend. Yu the waiter, watching the hosts felt very emotional, look at this little guy, he really doesn't look like a pampered young master at all.

While going to the bathroom while being concise, Teacher Hao jokingly asked Gu Junbiao if he would be stressed if he had a queen lover, and Mr. Crab, who carefully went to the fishbone, replied without raising his head: "Yes when we first met, but not now. .”

The hostess asked: "Why? Like when you are an audience, do you feel lonely or left out?"

Master Crab raised his head and smiled shyly, and said something that impressed everyone: "Of course not, because appreciating her and the world she has is an integral part of my life, just like my own career. That's important."