[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

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The awards show is not over yet, and Jian Jie has become the hottest topic queen in the Republic of Korea with the most shining posture and the fastest speed!

The Korean audience watching the show in front of the TV had mixed opinions about this person and events.Among the middle-aged and elderly audience, some scolded her for acting outrageously regardless of the occasion, lacking the basic qualities that a lady should possess, and resolutely bad-mouthing her relationship with Young Master Gu.Some thought her performance was amazing, and every word she said was worth thinking about.

Some people with a keen sense of business feel that this girl seems to be angry and rash, but in fact she has dug a trap first, and she is the most respectful of the younger generation, so people can't turn their faces on the spot. precise.The most ruthless thing is her last trick of "gagging the microphone", which is not only unexpected, but also has a feeling of "surprise attack".

These people also concluded that the love affair between the Chinese girl and the heir of the Shinhwa Consortium had obviously been acquiesced by Jiang Hee-sook, otherwise it would be absolutely impossible for Gu Junpyo to risk the world's displeasure by kneeling in public to relieve her, expressing his words and deeds in this silent way support, even at the expense of creating another news incident.

Yin Zhihou, the successor of the Suiyan Foundation, has always been known for his indifferent personality, but this time he was willing to go on stage and conduct an in-depth analysis of his remarks by asking questions about the award-winning male singer.Although it appeared to be smoothing over the farce, it was actually a big endorsement, and it really satirized some citizens with a strong sense of national superiority.In addition, the heirs of the Song and Su families reacted very calmly to the girl's shocking behavior, and seemed not surprised at all. It shows that the girl has a strong personality, and of course her personal ability must also be amazing.

This incident shocked young audiences, especially women. Some envied her appearance, figure, jewelry and clothing, some envied that she had won the heart of the "National First Gentleman" Mr. Gu, and some even felt extremely resentful. This Chinese girl shattered the hopes of all the girls who dreamed of marrying into a wealthy family. Crying and soaking a few boxes of tissues is a must, and tears shed on the skirts of the clothes are even more common.

In the hearts of the young male audience, some thought she was a goddess as beautiful as a fairy, and lamented that the young master could still be favored by this beauty while enjoying all the wealth and honor in the world.Some cynics think that this woman is the reincarnation of a demon, and she must not be tolerated to cause trouble to the great Republic of Korea, and must be deported as soon as possible.

On the second day, major newspapers, TV stations and other media organizations made large-scale and long-term reports, explaining every detail from the beginning of getting off the car to the stage of making a big fuss.

Some news stories are so brilliant that they are so simple that you can laugh just by reading the headlines, such as "Mysterious Chinese girl makes a big fuss at the party, tricked the young master of the family to kneel in public", and "Mythology media has a bright future in the industry, and the future daughter-in-law will make a gorgeous transformation" help" and so on.

Some editorials expressed concern, thinking that this farce will have an unpredictable impact on China and South Korea. Maybe the people of the two countries will raise their views on each other to a new height, or make the original misunderstanding and prejudice more serious. Serious, universal, the government's foreign affairs departments need to make appropriate remarks to eliminate adverse effects as soon as possible, etc.

As for the Internet, it is even more violent. Netizens of various factions have different opinions, some are convincing, some are ambiguous, and some are directly rude to their ancestors.In short, there is only one topic at the center of the topic: the actions of an unknown animal!

In the afternoon of the same day, Chinese netizens also learned about this incident through the translation videos of enthusiastic netizens. Almost all the people participated in the symposium, and most of them praised this mysterious Chinese girl as "the most beautiful, lovely, brave, upright and domineering girl in the new generation of China." ", thinking that her point of view can represent the same patriotic self.

Those angry youths who sprayed "Korea Stick" and "Second Devils" whenever they mentioned Koreans even said that they must click 1 likes, wishing that they could also go to the scene and smash that bald stick with blood all over their face, or shout angrily. Fuck China's puffy host who is ashamed to throw it to the kimchi country with [-] pieces of shit or something.

There are also more mature and stable netizens expressing concern about the future of this Chinese girl, thinking that her relationship with the heir to the richest man in South Korea will be hit by this incident, and she may even suffer unknown persecution from the authorities. Talk about human rights and humaneness, and treat our citizens fairly.

Of course, there are also some unharmonious voices. Those creatures commonly known as "brainless fans" took turns to scold this bitch for using evil forces to force her idol to speak against her will, saying that it is worth it for us to vomit People bow down, in short, all kinds of distressed and crying, the iconic remarks are "How hard did you make him!!! How hard did you make him!!!" and so on.

In the evening, a professional with discerning eyes recognized the mysterious girl's name from the love ghost symbol. Since then, the name of simplicity has been well-known both at home and abroad, and it has been properly ranked at the top of the Internet search list for N days.

On the third day, Chinese and South Korean netizens launched a cross-border war of insults with angry youths as the main force. Major domestic portals followed up and reported this in real time. In the evening, even the most authoritative CCTV News also broadcast this news, which once again aroused the attention of the whole country. It caused a sensation among the people.

This □Ju's father in mainland China had to personally intervene in this matter. Jiang Xishu said that he had suffered from migraines for three days and three nights. No electricity, had to shut down to refuse various appointments.However, she took this opportunity to forward the concise emails and text messages to her husband to discuss the feasibility of this plan and the general direction of the consortium's future reforms.

After careful consideration, Ju's father believes that this plan is the best plan at present, and wants his son to work harder so that he can have a smooth handover after graduating from university, and hopes that Jian Jie can help him.

Jiang Xishu deeply agreed with this proposal, but she hated a certain girl so much that she couldn't help complaining to her husband that the girl retreated to the house after having a good time, and only responded through her son's mouth: "The Queen Mother is extremely capable. This kind of small case can be regarded as a life-changing product at most, so play with it slowly.”

Fortunately, my son still has a conscience, but he only said lightly: "Mom, the land area of ​​South Korea is not as large as a province in China. Whether it is now or in the future, foreign markets are the main pockets of our Shinhwa Consortium. Optimistic about the Chinese market is a battleground for military strategists. We must be one step ahead of others to establish a sound mechanism in China to improve competitiveness. Let’s turn this public relations crisis into an opportunity to take off.”

Father Ju was a little surprised by this, and said that his son was not so connotative before!But Jiang Xishu said angrily: "It's not all taught by that bad girl! She only talks on paper, and if she really wants them to do something, she is only willing to offer a basket of good things and then dodge it in various ways. That girl still has the face to say, 'I love you the most. Tell the world I'm a low-key good boy!'”

Ju's father couldn't help falling down when he heard the words, and laughed for a long time before asking about Jie Jie's usual performance, so the queen mother complained all kinds of things, and the couple talked on the phone for more than two hours.

Here the Queen Mother and her husband are "talking in love", and the brevity on the other side who once threatened to "never turn off the phone as long as you wake up will respond" is also due to soft hands and tinnitus when you receive a phone call. There is no other reason. Anyone who knows her knows this.It is said that the five people had just evacuated from the side door and climbed into the car after the party, when she received a call from her perverted boss: "Little baby, what are you doing?"

The man of God was as vicious as ever: "You don't pretend to be a fool! Don't come to hinder this lady from avoiding disasters! If you have something to say, talk and fart!"

The pervert chuckled, "What a disaster! You can play whatever you like, and if you don't like it, just play harder. That's it, hang up."

Then came the best second senior brother: "Good girl, do you think your boyfriend doesn't want to see you? Look at your two slender legs, I feel uncomfortable looking at you! No, I just replaced you." You found a new kind of tender tofu, and I'll fly over for you tomorrow?"

The succinct answer is only one word: "Get out!"

Then there are those little kids from the game company who love life and gossip, headed by Shang Yilian, they cried and demanded that the next time there is such a party and dinner, they must attend together, otherwise they will turn their faces and strike without discussion!Conciseness is still dismissed with a full-fledged "roll".

Immediately afterwards came the elder brother and Lefeng who seldom took the initiative to call: "The wise are not sharp, the wise are not arrogant, the schemers are not exposed, and the strong are not violent."

Jane held her breath and replied in a low voice: "Elder brother, I really can't swallow this breath."

He Lingfeng said slowly: "This matter is related to the national system, and you did nothing wrong. If you must be sharp, arrogant, exposed, and violent, you must not be soft-hearted."

"I understand, big brother." Jie Jie calmly waited for the other party to hang up the line before secretly sticking out her tongue. Fearless, she even dared to tease a beautiful master, but she just didn't dare to provoke a black belly. Big Brother of Perfection Realm!

F4, who was in the same car, listened to the content of these few phone calls, and was a little horrified by the last performance of a certain animal. After she danced and described the great achievements of her big brother Yin Ren, she couldn't help but feel all over. Feeling cold and chilled, I immediately prayed secretly that I would never meet that unbelievable god-man in my life!

On the fourth night, the moon is dark and the wind is high, which is the best time to plot evil.A certain god-man and thief squatted on the edge of the pitch-black rooftop courtyard, using infrared binoculars to observe the dark heads downstairs under the cover of green plants, thinking that these children are really dedicated and love their jobs!In just a few days, I broke through the fire line set up by F4 in the school and touched my own door. I really had to give in.

And reporters from all walks of life also set up long guns and short cannons and waited [-]/[-]. They only waited for the boss to show up and immediately filmed interviews, trying to get first-hand hot news!

F4: Firstly, I was disturbed by reporters besieging and questioning me when I came home from school these days; secondly, I was too lazy to go to class, and insisted that I would sit and observe with my companions, so the two parties acted as if they were performing It's the same as "Yu Ji and Celebrities' Dark Wars", what an embarrassing word!

At this time, the simple mobile phone rang an email notification. It was a thorny bird, saying that the solidarity of domestic netizens was getting bigger and bigger, and a joint letter was successfully launched in Beijing: one was to ask the Korean ambassador to China to urge the host to apologize for the inappropriate remarks; It is a requirement to ensure concise personal safety and freedom.However, the staff of the embassy rejected the request on the grounds that they did not know the inside information, which made netizens extremely angry, and led to another escalation of the online scolding war between the two countries. Some hackers have expressed their intention to hack Korean websites.

And because some pessimistic netizens think that young girls like her must love the Internet and knit scarves or something, it is very likely that something has happened after such a long time, so some people expressed that they would go to Korea to provide help within their ability. The number of people who are willing to form a team to go together is constantly increasing.

Only then did Thorn Bird specifically tell the beautiful boss who is never cold about online gossip, that she hopes she will take measures as soon as possible to dispel the worries of enthusiastic netizens, and persuade her to help her compatriots this time, so as to avoid the situation from getting worse and ending badly.

Jian Jie yelled seventeen or eight 囧囧囧 in a row!A sad embarrassing face hung on for 3 minutes! After reading the email, F4 couldn't laugh or cry, and sprayed in unison: "Take care of the troubles I caused!"

"Oh..." Jian Jie ran downstairs, turned on his laptop, found a portal website and registered a Weibo, and posted a special Weibo with the signature of the ghost character as his avatar: "Thank you all netizens Care and support, I am safe and sound in South Korea, please don’t worry about it. I hope the people of China and South Korea can understand more and eliminate unnecessary prejudice and misunderstanding. I personally firmly believe that peaceful coexistence and common progress are the direction that the two peoples should work hard .”

A few minutes later, this Weibo was reposted frantically, and comments from netizens poured in like a flood. In just half an hour, there were tens of thousands of comments.

The cynics expressed their unfulfilled desires, complaining about the poor quality of the online video and the poor translation of the text, and hoped that Jian Jian himself could tell the story in person.Some red-eyed patients congratulate bloggers on becoming famous overnight and becoming golden phoenixes.Well-meaning netizens lamented that now they can finally sleep peacefully and sleep well, and wish her a happy and sweet love life in a foreign country and all the best.But some netizens are skeptical, saying that this crazy signature may not be uploaded by myself, but it may also be obtained by some people who want to be popular and crazy. He became nervous again, hotly discussing whether this is an enchantment trick?

So he slapped the table concisely and howled, these guys with too big brains!Persuaded by F4, she had no choice but to post another Weibo saying that it was definitely her. In order to prove what she said was true, she decided to go all out and pretend to be V on Weibo. The partners took a photo with time and uploaded it, but after thinking about it, they were still a little worried, so they asked them to take a 2-minute video at the cost of smelling the oily smoke for two days, and asked F4 to communicate with netizens one by one in Chinese. Saying hello is the only way to truly win people's trust.

Jian Jie immediately crossed the river and demolished the bridge, and then posted on Weibo: "The sad foreign student girl said that studying well is the top priority. This Weibo account will be born tonight and die tonight. Finally, I bow again to thank everyone and wish you well."

Gu Junbiao rubbed her head and complained: "Sorrowful foreign student sister, where do you study abroad, trapeze, huh? Yo! Is the first priority to study well? Tsk, may I ask which planet's arrangement is this number one? ah?"

F3 was amused by Master Crab's rant, and Su Yizheng commented, wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes: "Baby Jie, you are really good at acting!"

Concisely smiled and pointed her scissors up, "That's right! Does life depend on acting like a play?"

Song Yubin shook his head, "You, be careful that extreme joy begets sorrow, and think about how to deal with those idle people who come to you to cry after you return to Hong Kong!"

"Don't worry about this kind of trivial matter. I have my own plan. The most important thing right now is—" Jian Jian suddenly yelled from ear to ear after whetting F4's appetite, "It's time for you to pay for board and lodging..."

"Screw you!"