[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

The author has something to say: Ahem... Who is the star in this chapter? I think you all know it, oh?I would like to take this chapter to express that I really don't want to be represented!

Singing and dancing on the stage, the stars from all walks of life are dizzying. A certain bald middle-aged male host who won the Best Golden Microphone Award holds a special golden microphone with witty words, which often makes the audience turn upside down. Laughter and applause.

In the middle of the front row under the stage, some two people who were not interested in this were talking to themselves, interpreting the essence of "as if no one else was there" to the fullest, and from time to time aroused the contemptuous eyes of some three people on the left and right. Song Yubin on the right even took advantage of the applause and leaned over to shout: "Hey, can you please restrain yourself? It's so sweet that I have a toothache."

Jian Jie smiled and leaned towards him, "Master President, why did my third senior brother abuse you? Tell us to make us happy."

As a result, the warm and sweet world of two immediately expanded into a threesome. Gu Junbiao tried his best to listen to the bitterness of his buddy pouring out his belly, and he also took the opportunity to laugh in various ways. And the true meaning of cheap laughter.Then Su Yizheng on the right of Song Yubin also joined the camp to support his partner. Only Yoon Jihoo on the left of Gu Junbiao sat upright, with his head on his right palm, his eyebrows and eyes slightly drooping, and a smile on his lips. But the little friends know that this belly nigga is practicing sleepy kung fu again.

Jiang Xishu, who was sitting in the center two seats away from Yin Zhihou, had nerves on his forehead jumping happily, and couldn't help but glared at the back of his son's head resentfully: You're unworthy!It's okay to change the seat order without authorization to isolate yourself, but it's too rude to make such a scene.Tsk, that girl didn't remind me, I have to be careful about the occasion if I want to play, right?But before she finished complaining, an unexpected situation that made her feel even more disrespectful, embarrassing and serious happened!

Because amidst Song Yubin's continuous complaints like the Yellow River's embankment burst, Jian Jian suddenly heard something that made her very angry: "...I heard that no matter which city you visit during your trip to China, there will be tens of thousands of people." Fans welcome you and pay homage to you, even the star hosts in China kneel down—attention! It’s public kneeling! It represents all Chinese young people with a pilgrimage to our Republic of Korea who is excellent in singing, dancing and creation..."

"Huh?" Jian Jie squinted his eyes and stared coldly at the male host on the stage, then grinned evilly and opened the corner of his right lip, his right eyebrow was dancing up and down, and the ten thousand mud horses in his heart began to gallop and roar: Fuck!Nima, if you have the ability, say again, "All Chinese young people love to kneel down" or something for labor and management to hear? !

"What's the matter, Jane?" Gu Junbiao's little heart twitched inexplicably, and subconsciously followed her cold eyes to look at the stage, only to see a scene of a fat boy kneeling on one knee to present an award on the big screen, and for a while The fast motion and slow motion are playing repeatedly.

cold!Song Yubin and Su Yizheng realized something was wrong before him. Even Yin Zhihou was woken up by the icy aura radiating from the simplicity, and his sleepy eyes drifted lazily towards the stage, huh?Oh, this well-known figure in the Korean hosting industry is going to be... unlucky, isn't he?Hmm, I won't be sleepy after watching a movie.

God paid off, the eloquent golden microphone finally satisfied the desire of a certain god, the one-man show of stepping on Zhong Zan Han intensified, and he still refused to let the award presenter award the award to the male singer in the video.

So the patriotic universe of a certain god-man completely exploded!She shook Gu Junbiao's hand away and yelled something in Chinese to the friends on the right: "Swipe your hind paws high! Whoever dares to stand in the way of Miss Ben will be disabled!"

"Jane, you—" Gu Junbiao, who was sweating profusely, just hung up his buttocks, but was pressed back by the shoulders of the two brothers with sharp eyes, left and right.

Yin Zhihou said indifferently: "Don't be a waste of help, Junbiao."

Song Yubin also warned: "Did you forget about the golf course?"

Su Yizheng is the most optimistic and naive, adding Xiaobai, "That's right! Now that you've reached this point, just let her go, Baby Jie will never suffer!"

Gu Jun's expression knew that they were telling the truth, but he still hummed unwillingly: "Come on! I think you are happy to watch a good show."

While talking concisely, he walked up the aisle covered with red carpet, and under the surprised and bewildered eyes of the audience and the sound of the professional photojournalist pressing the shutter, he angrily stepped on the seven-centimeter-high human weapon "Deng Deng Deng" "On stage!

So the host, award presenter and the male singer on the stage were dumbfounded and didn't discuss it, but there was an uproar from the audience. As soon as Jian Jie stood still, he snatched the male host's golden microphone with his index finger and pointed at the male singer, domineering. Loudly said: "I don't have any opinion on you personally, so I allow you to continue to act cool and handsome without explaining the reason why the Chinese kneels down to present awards! Since artists love to expose the layout, OK! This kind of occasion should be very It suits you, don't thank me too much!"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience was silent, only the sound of the shutter being heard.The male host stared blankly at the empty hands and couldn't react. The award presenter at the side was the first to react, and said with a forced smile: "Miss, you—"

"Sorry I don't know you! My target person is not you either! Please don't waste everyone's time!" Succinctly and forcefully threw out a few words, then looked at the male host and asked with a smile, "I am a man of pure blood Extremely Chinese, I just want to ask my seniors to explain what you just said, 'this Chinese star host represents that all Chinese young people love you and want to bow down to you', where does this conclusion come from, huh?"

As a well-known public figure who has been standing for more than ten years, the male host has experienced all kinds of big scenes. At this time, he knew that the disaster came from his mouth, and he was trying to get the words back with his three-inch tongue, but he was concise. How can he do what he wants?She leaned sideways in front of the awarding platform so that he could not touch the microphone, and smiled very leisurely: "I am just one of the hundreds of millions of young people in China, and I do not think I have the right to represent anyone in the motherland. I also refuse to be represented by others without authorization! I wonder if you, senior, have heard of this simple and easy-to-understand truth?"

The male host shook his hands awkwardly and took two steps forward, "No, no, miss, you misunderstood me, please listen to my explanation."

Jie Jie made way for the road to block him again, and burst into a wicked smile, squinted at the audience and asked with a leisurely smile: "Misunderstanding? Can all the guests understand my Korean? If you can understand, then it means With my level of Korean, I shouldn’t have misunderstood the host, so I can only say——Senior, you are a public, public, person, thing who loves to mislead others even though you know the truth?”

The male host blushed with embarrassment at such a straightforward and vicious comment. His facial muscles twitched for a long time before he could force a smile. The person who had just received the award was holding the microphone handed over by Jian Jie and was about to explain, but Jian Jie suddenly smiled Like the scorching sun, he put up two fingers and said first: "First, junior, I hope that senior can take back what he just said! Second, as a junior, although I don't agree with what you said, I will defend to the death your right to speak! "

"You—ah!" The male host screamed out as soon as he opened his mouth, because his mouth was forcefully stuffed into his golden microphone!

Concisely smiled and clapped her little hands, bowed respectfully, and said thoughtfully, "Senior, you can blow it slowly, the flying cows all over the sky is really a wonder in the world, this junior must listen carefully and wait and see."

The male host's throat was tightened by this simple, rude and extremely rude trick, and he couldn't pull out the golden microphone that went straight into his deep throat for a while, so frightened that he waved his hands and babbled for help. There is as much embarrassment as there is, and it can be described as the most appropriate black history in his career.

The award presenter and the male singer hurried forward to help after recovering, and the staff in the audience also had to go on stage. In the panic of everyone above and below, I don’t know who accidentally hooked on the invisible decorative belt around Jian Jie’s waist , causing the skirt to droop on one side - broken!

Now Gu Junbiao couldn't sit still anymore, and muttered angrily: "Little idiot!"

Amidst another wave of uproar, all the F4s went towards a certain one that seemed to be making a fool of themselves, but the amazing scene was staged again!I saw Jian Jie stopped safely on the small steps connecting the stage and the stage, put the middle finger of her right hand into the buckle of the decorative belt and twitched it chicly, then quickly grabbed the corner of the skirt and flung it back—gorgeous transformation!

The sound waves from thousands of people in the audience stopped abruptly, and everyone was stunned to watch the simple personal fashion show——the two-color gauze was like falling flowers, and then it floated down like a dream. down to the ground...

In the blink of an eye, this cute and cute short skirt has turned into a luxurious and elegant floor-length dress. The two-color gauze is thin and transparent, while the hidden parts from the waist down to the hips are like a beautiful night full of stars. The dots of white broken diamonds shone brightly against the light, making it impossible to see the spring light under the skirt and bringing the sense of mystery to the extreme. Only the two beautiful legs looming when the lotus steps are lightly moving make people think infinitely.

F4 breathed a sigh of relief, why did he panic so much that he forgot that fashion geek loves to play this transformation game anymore!However, Jiang Xishu took a quick breath, and slowly let go of her hands that were clenched on the armrests of the chair. Fortunately, fortunately, she didn't make a fool of herself!

But the reality is always cruel, and it often happens when people are caught off guard!A certain godman put on a proud and beautiful smiling face and walked towards her boyfriend quietly waiting in the aisle after she had had enough trouble, but she realized that she couldn't leave after just a few seconds of smugness, and when she looked back, she couldn't help crying secretly, Turns out the corner of the skirt was stuck on that damn jerky thingy!

Seeing this, Gu Junbiao rushed forward, "Don't bend down!"

So the conciseness can't help sweating silently again, Ganqing always remembers the thing of being taken advantage of by passers-by!But she was very happy, stuck out her tongue helplessly and playfully at F3, lightly grabbed the hem of the skirt with one hand and pressed her chest with the other, and looked back, stunned for an instant!

I saw the arrogant young master Gu knelt down on one knee under the shocked eyes of thousands of people, carefully and delicately rescued the corner of the skirt stuck in the gap on the edge of the stairs, got up and walked to Jian Jian's side calmly, Stretching his arms and embracing his slender waist, he bent his ears and whispered affectionately: "It's a good thing it didn't break it, otherwise, let's see how that weird old man will cut you! You are so stupid, you don't listen to everyone telling you to be a lady, hum! Let's see if you dare to run away next time."

Concisely and embarrassingly, he wiped the tip of his nose with his finger, "Hehe...can you read it again when you go back?"

Gu Junbiao looked back at the chaotic situation after the short mime performance on the stage, frowned and asked, "Jihou, why don't you go up and have fun?" Just treat it as an impact on ratings!

"Okay, just to solve the problem." Yin Zhihou chuckled twice, and walked onto the stage leisurely. It happened that this was the moment when the sad male host was escorted off the stage by the staff and the award presenter hadn't spoken yet. His appearance happened to take over Moderator's job.

After the turmoil of Jie Jie, the presenter was worried that he had nothing to say to smooth things over. Seeing this situation, he immediately took two steps back and respectfully invited the heir of the Shuiyan Consortium to speak.

Yin Zhihou turned the microphone on the awards stage, "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I am Yin Zhihou from the Water Rock Foundation. Due to the sudden incident, I will act as the host for the time being. If there is any impoliteness, please bear with me. "

Although the wealth of the Shuiyan Consortium is not as powerful as Shinhwa, it has a strong political background and cultural background. Almost all decent performance venues in South Korea have shares of the Shuiyan Consortium, so no matter how big the entertainment industry is, they dare not offend this A handsome boy in the music industry and a talented violinist.

As soon as the voice finished speaking, the audience immediately burst into thunderous applause. Some used the applause to vent their emotions of being too shocked and unable to shout, while others looked forward to the performance of this handsome four-dimensional man who has always played cards unreasonably. Even if there are good shows, the latter naturally includes some animals, especially a certain god who appeared before meeting Yin Zhihou for the first time.

Yin Zhihou supported the stage with both hands full of dignity, and waited for the applause to stop before he looked at the male singer who had been standing for a long time with a light smile and asked, "Excuse me, when that Chinese star host knelt down on one knee to present the award to you?" What were you thinking at the time?"

The male singer replied respectfully: "He said that he paid tribute to me in this way because he liked the songs I composed very much. I personally think—" Speaking of which, he couldn't help but look at the frightening scene under the stands. A certain one explained earnestly, "This is just a way of expressing love and respect between artists. Maybe it is exaggerated, but if one day I meet my idol with my own eyes, I may do the same."

Yin Zhihou tilted his head and looked at Gu Junpyo in the audience, and dug a small hole slightly sinisterly to ask him to jump, "The little thing that Mr. Gu Junpyo did for his girlfriend just now, you will think that this is what we Koreans love to bow down to." Chinese performance?"

This time the male singer answered more cautiously: "Of course not. It can only be said that Mr. Gu Junbiao has shown an excellent manly demeanor. In my mind, he is an impeccable and well-deserved gentleman."

"I also feel the same way. No matter what country a person does, his behavior can only represent an individual, and cannot rise to the category of an entire nation or country for no reason. Is that right?" Yin Zhihou nodded with a smile, and accepted the award He personally presented the award given by others, "Music has no borders, and so does love. You deserve this award. I hope you will continue to work hard and let more people fall in love with your music."

"Thank you! I will continue to work hard to create better works." The male singer leaned forward to accept the trophy, and secretly heaved a sigh of relief. This exposure was really hard work!

"Crack! Crack! Crack!" Jiang Xishu applauded first, and then the audience applauded again...