[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

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It seems that people really can't suffer from secondary diseases, otherwise they will suffer endlessly~~~~

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"You goddamn girl, dare you not answer me? Believe it or not, Mr. President, I'll kill you in front of everyone in Class C!" Song Yubin hid in a corner avoiding his buddies and secretly sent it on the grounds of comforting the lonely hearts of his sisters. Pressing the text message until the fingers were almost useless, Jie Jie responded: "Is the teacher's killer unemployed?"

"Go! Humph, I just wanted to tell you about your latest nickname: Difficult Difficult Girl!"

Jian Jie, who just woke up, rolled her eyes at the innocent ceiling, and replied, "Bored rascal."

Song Yubin teased a little, "Would you like to comfort my lonely heart?"

Concise and ingenious, with one trick, four or two, "The mobile phone is crying and complaining that it is in arrears."

Song Yubin couldn't help but reply, "If you want to lie to me, you have to think of a decent reason, you know?" Uh, no response?So I sent "Can we make an appointment after dusk" again, but there was still no response, so I quickly abandoned the text message and made a call instead, only to hear a female voice telling me to stop due to overpayment.

Just to have some fun, Prince Yubin did not hesitate to use online banking to charge Miss Jane’s mobile phone enough to send text messages for a year, but he still couldn’t get through. He thought he charged the wrong number and tried to charge it again, but the damn thing was still blocked Inform arrears!

"Damn it!" Song Yubin cursed secretly, and then sent it out with a fluke mentality, "Why is it still called poor after recharging? I can't figure it out."

This time, the succinct response is supersonic chasing the speed of light, "Just because the machine is swimming in the water, the brain is filled with water and talking nonsense."

Song Yubin couldn't figure it out for a moment, so he could only babble, "Shocked! What a magical phone!"

Lai Jianjian, who was lying under the covers, was rolling with laughter, and it took a while to respond accurately: "Ann, the product of mythology is an extraordinary product."

Song Yubin glanced at Gu Junbiao who was playing racing games out of the corner of his eye, and asked tentatively, "Junbiao, I heard that your Shinhwa phone has a new model?"

"No, if there is, why don't you change it?" Gu Jun replied without looking back, his young master is on the verge of breaking the record.

That's right, F4 has always been the first batch of users of new products, and besides, it's impossible to have such a goddamn mobile phone?Song Yubin fully activated all his brain cells and vowed to solve this puzzle. Maybe his ferocious expression of bitterness and hatred made Yin Zhihou, who was looking at him casually, a little frightened. He quickly put down the book and asked, "Yubin, what's wrong with you?"

"Oh, it's nothing. I was just wondering why a mobile phone still says I'm in arrears when I call it after it's fully charged?"

"Idiot! You don't even know this? Isn't there such a funny ringtone on the Internet?" Su Yizheng threw a dart in disdain, Bingo!Right in the heart.

So Prince Yu Bin turned into a handsome plaster statue in grief, and it took him a long time to utter a bilingual version of the roar: "I rely on (Chinese)! I'm going to kill you bastard girl (Korean)!"

Su Yizheng immediately expressed his understanding, "Aha...So I was tricked by my sister."

Yin Zhihou silently flashed two words to Song Yubin with his eyes: "boring!"

Gu Junpyo threw away the game controller and started cursing, "Damn! I failed to break the record again! Ah... It's been a few days, why is my foot still hurting so much? Yu Bin, are you really sure that I just hit The corner of the bed instead of being kicked by you?"

"I don't know why! Why should I kick you?" Song Yubin replied with a suppressed laugh.

"Forget about Junbiao, this is not a serious injury. Yubin...Which sister is so capable? Show me." Su Yizheng was worried about having nothing to do at the moment. Although Junbiao and Zhihou reconciled on the surface, but Always ignoring each other awkwardly, so that he and Yu Bin can't feel at ease to pick up girls and can only spend time with each other.

The good boy who kept his promise quickly made a pause gesture, "I warn you not to come here and hinder me from repairing people!"

So Su Yizheng had no choice but to spread his hands out of boredom, looking for Gu Junbiao to play double racing to the bird.

Only then did Song Yubin feel relieved and sent a text message to denounce the female thief: "Repay my phone bill as soon as possible, or delay you to dinner!"

Concisely snickered back: "Drowsy eyes can't see clearly, this message will be discarded."

"Greedy girl!" Song Yubin was so angry that he almost smashed his phone!

But it is concise and tricky, "Guess it's the ringtone? Do you want to change to the latest ringtone for you to enjoy?"

Song Yubin pressed the dial key and said to himself, "See what tricks you can do!"

30 seconds later, Prince Yu Bin once again turned into a beautiful plaster statue standing alone in the corner in grief, because, because!He passively listened to the gentle female voice tell: "Men please press button 1, ladies please press button 2, ladyboys please press button 3, number 1 and number 2 are on strike, line 3 is still open, waiting for you, Prince Song! "And I was afraid that he would not understand it, and it was continuously broadcast in Korean, Chinese, and English in three languages!

Three days, three full days!Song Yubin just can't muster up the courage to flirt with the mysterious and difficult girl!Xiao Song's children's shoes can't take care of the female devil, but that doesn't mean God can't either, just look at the old man with a wave of his hand, and Shuaishen will arrive quickly!thump thump thump... Professor Park of the University Department of History made his debut as soon as he appeared on the stage, not to mention his sloppy feet, and he showed it in front of all the members of F4!

"Are you coming to lunch, Jian Jian? Why don't you come together?"

Outside the restaurant, Jian Jie and very "lucky" met F4 unexpectedly. Yin Zhihou pretended to be very kind to her as if he didn't know how familiar she was. She was sure and concluded that this guy had 100% bad intentions!

"Yes, yes, there are so many people." Jin Sicao also sent out a warm invitation, and then asked slowly, "Ah ~ Senior, is your name Jian Jie? It sounds good."

"Uh, this one, hehe, I don't want it." Oh, my sister!The simple silly look can fool other people, but Song Yubin who firmly locks the unhappy eyes behind her lens cannot be fooled.

"Why are you caring about this nerdy girl? Let's go, I'm starving to death." Young Master Gu Junbiao's crab-style flower arrangement made Concise and grateful so much that he wanted to hurt his feet and neck.

Su Yizheng said with a sly smile: "Junbiao... don't act like this, okay? I was spoiled by you three times, within one day, and I was hungry for most of the day because of you."

"Uh, isn't there only two times?" The curious baby Jin Sicao hurriedly asked, but when she turned her head and saw Gu Junbiao's black face, she immediately lowered her head and shrunk her neck silently, with her feet in a small inner eight and took two steps back, doing a full set of poor little daughter-in-law standard action.

"Study girl, do you want to eat with us?" Gu Junbiao asked coldly and ruthlessly.

Jian Jie quickly shook his head, thinking that he missed the wrong line, Brother Crab, it was right to change "want" to "dare".She stared blankly at the little daughter-in-law and asked falteringly: "Student Sicao, you, are you not feeling well, aren't you feeling well?"

When Song Yubin heard this, he almost couldn't hold back his laughter until he hit the wall!Aha... Isn't this poisonous girl too mean?Even the passer-by, he can't afford to be hurt by expressing sarcasm with concern.

"No, no, no, hehe, I'm in good health." The poor little daughter-in-law immediately stretched her arms to show off her muscles as strong as a cow.

"Then, that's good, you should eat more." Taking advantage of the perfect opportunity of bowing to pay respects, Jie Jie raised her middle finger N times in her heart, thinking that my stomach would tell you: silk grass children's shoes, your cheeks are plump and your chin is plump. I can't afford to be hurt by a starving ghost with blood stains...

Jin Sicao smirked and waved, "Hehe, thank you, goodbye, senior."

"Sayuri stop! Sayuri don't run! Obediently stop, stop..." Suddenly, a middle-aged sheep locomotive rushed up not far away, and a bald and fat old man galloped towards it, yelling.

"Who is he calling? Why is he speaking Chinese? What is he talking about? Huh? Do you know?" Jin Sicao looked left and right to see who the visitor was calling for.

Simple but the corners of the mouth twitched wildly, and the cross on the forehead exploded violently!She let go of her feet and ran wildly, but Yin Zhihou quickly grabbed her backpack strap and pulled her back to the original place, "That's Professor Park, who teaches history in the university department? He's calling you, right?" , Sayuri."

"What little lily? Isn't your name Jane what horn?" Gu Junbiao, the young master, came to arrange flowers and birds again.

Nima crabs have to cut their feet!Jie Jie pia slammed the claws of the road blocker and ran wildly, but car No. 11 was not faster than two wheels, and she was blocked before she ran 30 meters, and she couldn't help but cursed secretly!Twitching his heels, he continued to chase him, but don't look at Professor Park, an old man with a broken car and a fat man, but his skills are really good. I saw him using his feet as a brake and turning his head around to chase him again. Ask someone to help catch the fugitive, "Xiao Baihe, don't run away! The classmates in front stop her, stop her!"

"Jane be careful!" Song Yubin saw that the front wheel was about to kiss the simple heel, and he was so panicked that he pulled her into his arms and cursed, "Why are you running, you bastard? You're not afraid of being hit and disabled!"

Before Jian Jie had time to catch her breath, she sprayed at him, "You are only 1.5 meters and 1.6 meters disabled! Let go!"

"Don't run away! Hehe..." As a potter, Su Yizheng's sensitivity index soared, and Yu Bin called her Jane?Such an affectionate address, such an ambiguous interaction.

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you." Song Yubin immediately let go and raised it obediently to his head when he heard the words, so Jin Sicao was dumbfounded, Su Yizheng was dumbfounded, Yin Zhihou laughed, and only Gu Junbiao children's shoes were seriously thinking about "1.5 meters 1.6" What is "mi"...

After recovering his breath, Professor Park abandoned the car to arrest him, "Sayuri, you—"

"My name is not Sayuri! My name is Jianjian! Jiejian!" Jianjie stretched out her hand angrily, "Here! When do you want it?"

Professor Park quickly handed over a stack of papers, "Here! Now!"

"Now? Noway! Hello, goodbye!" Jie Jie immediately turned around and left!

Professor Park hurriedly pulled back, "Don't, don't!"

For the conversation between the old and the young, everyone can't speak, why is Professor Park so humble?Why does simplicity dare to be so arrogant?Why why why why...

Gu Junbiao suddenly asked: "Professor Park, what do you want the nerd girl to do for you?" If there is a problem, it has to be solved, I am too lazy to think on my own!

"Ah... so it's Junbiao, hello, hello. My nephew can't do a few questions, and I have some small problems myself, so I want to ask Jian Jie for help." Professor Park nodded to F4 one by one. In the past, the whole body of fat was trembling, trembling after trembling, the whole school belonged to his family, oh, be afraid...

Yin Zhihou bowed politely, "Then, please go to our lounge to solve it, okay?"

"Ah... that's why? Then let's go together." Gu Jun turned his head away as if he was bored, but he thought in his heart that this nerdy girl is so capable that even a university professor has to ask her for help?

"Aren't you guys going to have lunch?" Jian Jie spoke super fluently this time, and took the opportunity of reading the test paper to give Song Yubin a super hard look: How dare you catch me?You will feel better in the future!

I was just afraid that you would get hurt, and I didn't do it on purpose... Song Yubin glanced back aggrievedly.

Su Yi is shamefully hiding behind Jin Sicao who is still out of the situation, and can clearly see the eye play between the two!Ahhh... When did these two hook up?Funny funny so funny... oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Goodjob!Chihoo, your suggestion is great!Oh oh oh... Junbiao, you are so generous, I love you!

"I asked the restaurant to deliver lunch, so I'll call now." He also wanted to get involved, he had to!

"Professor Park?" Yin Zhihou stepped aside and asked the elder to go first.

Professor Park looked at F4, then looked at the simplicity, and finally decided to take her away, it was necessary!Otherwise, the nephew will think that he will suffer from neurasthenia to death!