[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

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Damn, are you talking about beating me up?Jie Jie cried and begged for mercy: "My friends on the road, why don't we admit defeat?"

Song Yubin turned his eyes angrily and amusedly, "Who is going to fight with you? I want to ask you how you got into this incident. If you don't make it clear, don't try to leave." Well, if you can report your contact information and height Measurements would be the best.

Concisely curled her lips, "It's the same as losing your job three times a day, it's bad."

Song Yubin raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile: "It's just bad-er, Junbiao..."

I saw the young master Gu Junbiao smirking and came to play with flower arrangement again, "Aha, the rice bowl? Ah... the rice bowl, what's wrong with it? It's passed, is it doing well? Sicao, answer me quickly!"

I've gone to the trash can to settle down, can I still be a good bird? !Jian Jie really couldn't soothe the throbbing brain nerves, and couldn't help throwing a classic Internet slang, "Good, you sister!"

"Pfft!" Song Yubin let out a burst of laughter, "Well, you nerdy girl, you really are pretending!"

So concise and completely dumbfounded, "Damn! Do you understand Chinese?!"

"Don't worry, how can I laugh at you if I don't understand?" Song Yubin replied Pipi, although the pronunciation was a bit strange, but he could understand it anyway.

Just when the two of you glared at me and I laughed at you, Gu Junbiao suddenly threw away Song Yubin and rushed forward to grab Jian Jie's shoulder, and touched the top of her head with the other hand, "Ah...Sicao you , you changed your hair, did you change your hairstyle? It doesn’t look good, I said Silk Grass—”

"Look at your sister!" Jian Jie kicked like a tiger being touched, before Gu Junbiao bent over and hugged his legs and screamed, he slashed at the back of his neck with a hand knife, "What are you messing around with? Stay with me and go to sleep!"

Song Yubin couldn't help him for a while, so he had to watch Gu Junbiao fall down and sleep obediently, "Uh, I just touched your hair and didn't touch your other parts. Why do you have to be so cruel?"

All the subordinates were silently sweating with a black line hanging on their foreheads: Good...a very violent girl.

Concise puffed up Dalang's face and tilted his head and muttered: "I'm a clean freak!"

"Yes... yes..." Song Yubin stepped over the unlucky ghost and walked up to her, resting his elbows on one hand and touching his chin with the other, he said slowly, "It seems that it is necessary to introduce myself, hello Miss Jianjie, I am Song Yubin."

Princes love to play this trick?Jie Jie took a step back vigilantly, raised his chin and praised Gu Jun, "I helped him and beat him up again, just in time to resolve both grievances and grievances. So, it's tonight, let's pretend we haven't met tonight." , OK?"

"Not OK." Song Yubin stretched out his hand rascally, "Unless——there is a number that is guaranteed to get through."

Jie Jie puffed her cheeks and stared at him for three seconds, then took out her mobile phone and threw it to him, "No problem! I can even give you the phone number!"

"Hahaha... Mr. President, I don't need a mobile phone." Song Yubin thought that this nerdy girl's words would be a joy to die for, so he quickly dialed the name saved on his mobile phone and showed it to her, "Any advice?"

——Mysterious Difficult Girl

Conciseness: ==|||... Nima is a scam!

"Have you saved my number? Do you dare to show it to me?" Song Yubin asked expectantly.

Concise and kind, "Dare. Here, let me see."

——Rogue Yigounan

So Song Yubin gave a thumbs up, "Hahaha..." He ordered his subordinates to send Gu Junbiao, who was sleeping peacefully like a baby, home, but he himself swayed around Jian Jie like a man throwing his hands away, harassing him all the way. Jue, "I mean nerdy girl, your phone call just now made me dump the girl, and made me super lonely tonight, you know that?"

"So what?" He answered concisely, thinking whether to go to the hotel tonight or to the hotel?

"Then you can chat with me." Song Yubin raised three fingers and raised his forehead, "I swear! It's just chatting."

Jie Jie yawned, "Oh... do you want to talk with your mouth or body language?"

Immediately, the satyr prince cheered up, "I'm happy to accompany you in any kind of conversation!"

Jian Jie raised her long legs and kicked twice, "Well, let's chat."

So Song Yubin obediently withdrew his wolf paw and stroked his chin and smiled, "Hey, this is the way to talk? Don't worry, there will be opportunities in the future."

"I'm home, thank you for taking me back, good night." Jian Jie thought about it along the way, the address is something that F4 can't hide no matter what, so it's better to count the birds generously.

Song Yubin looked up at the building, "Six-story ordinary building, [-]% new, which floor do you live in?"

Concisely sighed quietly: "You can blurt out my name, and the prince Zhihou, who can't see the ordinary people and doesn't care about the world of mortals, is also like this. Don't know too much about the details of the unlucky ghost who was thrown out of his job three times a day."

So Song Yubin choked and held back a little, "It's hard for you to know Chinese students. Uh, okay, I admit that I have investigated. But women, don't be too smart."

Jie Jie pulled the corner of her lips as a response, stopped and turned her face to look at him, the thin lenses flashed a strange light under the street lamp, biting her lips lightly with an unspeakable expression.

Song Yubin burst into a smiling face, "Do you want to invite me to your house for coffee?" Although such a good thing will never happen tonight, it is still possible to have a tease.

Jian Jie chuckled nonchalantly, "Did you agree just now? Don't tell anyone about tonight, including Gu Junbiao."

"I only made a condition, but I didn't say I agreed. Besides, why don't you let me say it? Not even Junbiao?" Song Yubin doesn't need a reason for cheating. I don't know why I really want to see her pouting. .

Unexpectedly, Jian Jie tilted his head and said in a cold voice: "I don't want to tell the truth, because the truth usually doesn't sound good."

"I think my mental capacity is OK."

"But I'm afraid you'll vomit, and I'm even more afraid that you won't believe it."

Song Yubin frowned, "Say."

"I was just thinking that the current situation of F4 and that little grass is not suitable for outsiders to intervene, regardless of gender." The simple, cold and indifferent tone has no ups and downs, "So, please stop your research work on me. "

Song Yubin's tone suddenly became low, "It seems that you have a thorough understanding of the relationship between Jihou, Junbiao and Jinsicao, ah... I can't believe that you can reach this level just because of that meeting? "

Jane shrugged, "I can't help it, my brain is too good."

Song Yubin sneered: "Is it also due to those nympho gossips?"

Jian Jie chuckled, agreeing with his statement, "It's my nature, I'm used to looking at it with my heart. Besides, that little grass will show its intentions when it's okay, and anyone with a little brain can understand it."

"Look carefully...then what else do you see?" Song Yubin clasped his fists respectfully and asked, "Master, please tell me."

"Get out!" Jian Jie wished he could smash his smiling face with a takeaway box!

However, Song Yubin, who is known as the killer of the teacher's wife, is naturally not uncommon, "If you don't say it, I will stand downstairs at your house and sing love songs all night until you are willing to say it!"

Concisely and obediently put up a finger, "First, the so-called high place is extremely cold, even if I stand beside F4 as an ordinary friend, there will be many disasters, but I just want to live in peace and quiet."

"Continue." Song Yubin smiled and nodded, as he had already guessed.

Jie Jie raised her second finger after a few minutes, and said sarcastically: "Second, the so-called Wonderful girl, one is enough. Just look at the meddling, troublesome tree from a distance, but can't deal with it." Pure stupid grass, there is no sense of security on the earth, besides, there is a Martian crab brother who is naive to horror, narcissistic to invincible. Cut! I would rather go and say hello with Godzilla!"

Although bitter and mean, but to the point!Song Yubin was speechless when he heard that, "Those two people are troublesome but not so troublesome. It's too exaggerated, miss."

"Ha! Don't you think that little grass is covered with troublesome cells from hair to toenails? Even if I don't watch all the good shows these days, I can almost hear them. You want me to mess with a troublesome king ? Day! I don’t even give money!”

Song Yubin secretly gave her a tingling look, "A poisonous girl who likes to swear."

"You are a gangster in the Tao, you should feel very kind when you hear such words." Jie Jie gave him a sideways glance as a matter of course.

"Chairman, I just love to pretend to be innocent, okay?" Song Yubin shook his head in a cool manner, "Keep talking, bitch."

The concise feet zigzagging for a while, then casually continued: "Sometimes, even if love is innocent, innocence is a sin. As long as the grass and the crab are not completely finished ——Forgot to tell you, I once saw mother crab talking to the principal at the school gate, um, how can I describe her? In short, my feeling is that mother crab can change the color of the world just by moving her little finger. Song Yubin, if you don’t believe me, just wait and see, remember to stay away, otherwise you will become cannon fodder and it will be your turn to cry.”

This is really... a poisonous girl who not only knows how to use her eyes but also knows how to look at people with her heart!Song Yubin felt as if his heart was being crushed by a boulder, and he couldn't breathe until Jian Jie poked his arm with a takeaway box before saying shyly: "Now, I can only be sure of one thing, that is, I'm really, really fast. gone."

Jian Jie said with a smile, "For me, this level of truth should be considered gentle and kind. Then, should the third rule be avoided?"

"You still have a third one?!" He didn't want to listen to it!

It is concise but does not allow him to resist. With a smirk, he raised his third finger, "Third, I am not your favorite dish, and you are not my favorite tea. If you listen to my advice, save time and I will Be less bothered."

"Huh?" Prince Yu Bin's perfect record of having sex with every girl was completely broken.

"That's why I say hello and goodbye as soon as we meet. Actually, I mean never see you again, understand?"

Song Yubin raised a bitter face pitifully, "Miss, do I have a grudge against you?"

Succinctly waving goodbye with a smile, "Not yet, I only have grudges against people who disturb my peace, good night."

"Hey! Poison tongue girl, come back to me!"

Jian Jie turned around and returned to a dumbfounded expression, "Student Yu Bin, what else do you need?"

Song Yubin patted his forehead helplessly and sighed, "Hey... I admit that I lost to you! How about making friends? A good friend of pure friendship. Hello concisely, I am Song Yubin."

Jian Jie stared down at the big hand that represented friendship for a while, then clenched his fist and raised his arm and touched it lightly in a manly way, "Hello, IamJane. In Hong Kong, I can recognize you as a friend. In Korea, I don't need it for the time being."

"So I will definitely be able to get through that number? Jane, I want to be honest!" Song Yubin asked anxiously, a friend who has a free senior military adviser and first-class thug will not lose money anywhere.

Concisely wrinkled her delicate nose in embarrassment, "The truth is—in fact, I wanted to wait until you left before throwing away the phone."

"You bastard girl." Song Yubin scolded weakly.

"Would you feel better if I said you're not the first person to scold me like that?"

"What a fart!"

"What if I said your number is etched into my head?"

"Barely better."

So he asked concisely and worriedly: "Then you treat me as if you don't know me in Korea and make a deal?"

Song Yubin gritted his teeth and made an OK gesture, "Deal."