Black donkey hoof store

I am the master of the kitchen. I introduced it last time. In fact, my name is not the master of the kitchen, but I have been relegated to the second line, so that people always call me uncle. When the boss calls me uncle, I feel very gentle, but When the boss and other men call me uncle, I always feel that my life will be shortened, it may be an illusion...

Since the good-looking male vixen who claimed to be "the king" came last time, the small restaurant suddenly became full again, and the boss and the others were not there at this time, and they all eloped in pairs. I was alone in a small restaurant, and the situation was like a war. The small restaurant was almost becoming a self-service...

Later, I heard from a neurotic who often comes to the small restaurant that the reason why the small restaurant is so popular is because a big person has reviewed this small restaurant on the Dazong Dianping website, so the pit friends came here because of the name.

With a strong nerve, I have already ignored what is Dazong Dianping.com and what is a pit friend.

So I really want to know who this big man is. Could it be that the president of some country has come to eat the black donkey hooves in our shop, bah bah bah, red date rice dumplings?Will it have such a big influence?

The psychopath looked at me in a daze, and said sincerely, "Master Paozi, what is the president? Is it a new dish?"

Me: "..." I am a cook, not a roe deer!

Later, after my witty consultation, the psychopath took out his mobile phone and showed me the comments on Dazong Dianping. I don’t know what kind of pirated website it is. In a dark and gloomy cemetery, there are graves all over it, and it is written in big white characters dripping with blood - millennium pit friends, try it at the party!

Me: "..." It's enough to look at this aesthetically deadly advertisement, who would try it out, it really sucks!

He helped me open the review of the small restaurant. I just glanced at it when he was looking for that review, and saw countless weird reviews.

For example, some people say that this restaurant is very good, first of all, the name and signboard are good, and I feel very safe at first glance, which melts the heart of a girl buried deep in the ground!

I thought about it, Shou Fu Building, several people complained to me that it looked like a shroud shop, but this person actually said that he felt safe?And what is the girl's heart buried deep in the ground?

That person finally found the comment, and it reads—

Reviewer: Da Song Shu Wang; Taste: 5; Environment: 5; Service: 5

The dishes are good, I haven't seen the boss himself, but the puffy man is also very cute, especially the Yuanyang smell is unexpectedly strong, it seems delicious, I will try it next time.

——Dazong Dianping.com, the No. [-] gourmet review website in the ancient tomb circle

I:"……"

Could it be that the bubble person is talking about me?Otherwise, it seems that there are no other cooks in this small restaurant. What the hell is Yuan Yang, still delicious?Maybe the delicious food he said refers to the dishes?But if this is the case, this person's Chinese must have been taught by a physical education teacher, and he can't even make the most basic sentences.

I didn't take this seriously. After all, I was too busy and had to cook. I was so busy that I only wanted to raise my salary.

After twelve o'clock that night, that so-called Da Song King Shu came again, still shouting and hugging. I think his surname may be Da, and then his mother's surname is Song. Now people are named like this, forming a compound surname called Da Song , and the more domineering name is Shu Wang, then why doesn't he just call him Bawang Shampoo!

That king of Shu who hugged him came to the small restaurant again, because I didn't think his thugs would sit down, so I let them sit at a small table for four.

After King Shu sat down, he began to look at the menu. He was pretty, as I said before, he was a male vixen, with a standard oval beauty face, and when he looked at the menu with his eyelashes slightly lowered, The eyelashes trembled slightly, like a small black fan, flickering all the time, casting a small shadow, which was very obvious on his fair cheeks, looking down along the small shadow, the round lines fluctuated smoothly, unusually Gentle and gentle, it looks like a delicate milk pudding, which seems to melt when touched.

The man's lips were a little light in color, slightly pinkish white, not pink, and looked a little lack of blood. The man was tall, but he didn't feel thin. I don't know why his lips were always bloodless.

King Shu seemed to sense that I was looking directly at him, so he raised his eyes quickly, but before I could retract my gaze, I happened to collide with King Shu.

King Shu's eyes were smiling, and his smile was like a spring breeze, with gentleness and warmth, his long hair fell down a little, hanging lazily on the side of his face, his eyes were slightly squinted and his head was tilted, and his voice was unusually gentle, Said: "Is this king good-looking?"

Because I was arrested for "being a thief", I responded wittily and loudly, "It's not good-looking!"

King Shu: "..."

King Shu narrowed his eyes, his face turned cold instantly, and he let out a soft "hum", and the spring-like smile on his face disappeared in an instant.

I realized later, saying that someone is not good-looking, isn’t it a disguised curse, so I cautiously added: "No...not ugly..."

King Shu: "..."

I clearly saw that beautiful man who always squinted his eyes lazily, his eyes twitched, as if he was angry with me, but how sincere I said!

King Shu waved his hand and said, "You idiot, forget it, and recommend some dishes."

I saw that his lips were bloodless, his face and hands were abnormally white, and he felt a lack of blood, so I said, "Let's get the liver sharp, the new pork liver is served today."

King Shu frowned at his thin willow eyebrows, which were indeed willow eyebrows. His eyebrows were thin and curved, like distant mountains, and they were extremely delicate on his fair face.

King Shu frowned and said, "I don't eat offal."

I said: "There is no peculiar smell, the processing is very clean, and it is still fresh. I am very good at this dish. Otherwise, you can try it. If there is a strange smell, I will return it to you. Your face is bloodless. Pork liver nourishes blood." .”

When King Shu heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then the smile returned to his face, and the smile was so beautiful that it was suffocating. Others didn't know it, because they all lowered their heads and looked very respectful. Anyway, my heartbeat Under the male vixen's smile, it's about to soar to two hundred and five, it's so beautiful!

King Shu stared at me with a smile, and said, "Oh? It turns out that you are caring about me."

I blinked, thinking what's so ridiculous about this kind of thing?Could it be that this beautiful boy lacks love?No wonder he looks like a second grader, maybe there are some shadows in his childhood?

Just when I was figuring it out, King Shu said with a smile: "Well, I ordered this dish."

In short, this handsome young man named Shu Wang ordered a dish, and I went in to cook it, and then brought it out, but this King Shu's thug even took out a silver needle similar to the drug test in the TV series, and fried it at me A slice of pork liver!

I:"……"

are you crazy!Have you ever thought about the feeling of pork liver?

So I silently went into the back kitchen to continue cooking, and when the cooking was finished, almost all the guests outside had left, leaving only Shu Wang's table, who was still eating slowly.

King Shu is extremely elegant when he eats. His hands with chopsticks are white and thin. When I watch him pick up vegetables, I always feel that my throat is itchy. I think I may have a cold. Otherwise, when I watch King Shu pick up vegetables, my throat is itchy and dry. Still want to cough.

When King Shu saw me coming out, he said, "Puff man, sit down."

I didn't think I had anything to do, so I was going to make a sample later, so I walked over and sat down, and said to myself, "I'm not called a blister."

King Shu, on the other hand, looked at me with sincere surprise, and said, "Puff man, do you still have a name?"

Me: "..." It's not the old society, why can't cooks have names? !Look down on cooks, I'm an executive chef with a monthly salary of 1 yuan!

King Shu smiled and said, "May I ask your name?"

I said casually, "You haven't said what your name is yet."

As soon as I finished saying this, I saw those thugs on the back of Queen Shu, who raised their heads to look at me with a "shua--", they seemed to be full of surprise, as if I was going to have an incurable disease in the next moment !

King Shu was also taken aback, and laughed randomly, so happily that his hair fell off, and then he gently stroked his hair up with his white palm, and raised his eyelids at the same time, this action made me "gurgle" and swallow With a spittle, she is simply a standard vixen!

King Shu smiled and said, "You are really interesting. My surname is Zhao, and my name is Zhao Fangzhi. 'Qi Liuyi and Jie Che Xi, Za Du Heng and Fang Zhi'."

What I heard was half-understood. After all, I am a cook. I am a rough person. I have not been good at Chinese since I was a child, let alone classical Chinese. But this person's name is really nice. I feel beautiful when I wake up.

Zhao Fangzhi smiled and said, "What about you, should I say your name?"

I said, "Li Xi."

Soon after 02:30, the small restaurant should close, and Zhao Fangzhi also stood up to check out and was about to leave. Before leaving, she smiled and said, "I bought a house next door, and I live in the community here. Li, if you are free, can I invite you as a guest?"

I thought to myself, rich people, the community over there is the community after the boss moved, all of them are duplex floors, and they are hundreds of square meters, there are no small apartments, it is definitely a rich people gathering area.

Zhao Fangzhi is a good-looking person, except that sometimes she is a little bit in the second grade, and she is good-looking and eye-catching. Although I think I may not have any rest days, but if I have time, it is not bad to be a guest.

I smiled and said, "Okay."

Zhao Fangzhi chuckled lightly and said, "You are too stupid..."

As he said, he turned and walked out, and said softly to himself: "Someday I will eat you, don't cry..."

I think I may have heard it wrong, after all, he spoke in a low voice, and then left in a daze.

I tidied up the small restaurant, took off the chef's clothes, and then prepared to close the door.

I walked out of the small restaurant and went to the rented house. Actually, it was in the neighborhood next to Zhao Fangzhi, across a street, and it turned out that the opposite side was a rich area. This is an old house. Old houses are cheap to rent. Anyway, I am alone. And he is a bachelor, so he doesn't care about this, as long as he has a place to sleep.

I walked into the community, and as soon as I got to the door, I suddenly felt a voice behind my back. I looked back and saw a man wrapped in a big robe. The big robe was wrapped from head to tail, not showing at all, looking mysterious.

I quickened my pace, but that person also quickened his pace. I thought to myself, it's midnight, isn't it stealing money? !

But I can't, who dares to rob me?

As a result, when I quickened my pace and was about to enter the community, the strange man behind me suddenly made a "cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck" sound, and shouted in the dark night, and the running sound of "咚咚咚咚" seemed to be smashing Like the ground, he rushed over quickly.

It felt like rabies, I turned around quickly, and I saw a magnified face, oh my god, that face is terrible, he must have some skin disease, otherwise how could his face be rotten like that , and the eyeballs are as small as small black beans, the nose is collapsed, and the body smells like garbage. I don't know which garbage dump he ran out of.

Although my appearance is given by my parents, it cannot be forced, and it is absolutely wrong to judge someone by their appearance, but I really can't bear it. I still have skin diseases when I grow up like this, so I just stay at home at night!It's really scary to run out at such a late hour. A person with strong nerves like me will be scared to death!

"Boom!!!" There was a loud noise, as if the mountain had fallen, I was knocked down to the ground by that strange person with skin disease, and the two of us rolled on the main road. Fortunately, there were no cars at this time. Be quiet, or you will be hit by a car and fly away.

After the person with the skin disease knocked me down, he yelled for a while, and then suddenly lowered his head. I felt nervous for a while, didn’t I? I finally met a “vixen”, who wanted to throw me down in the middle of the night, and was still on the road In fact, this setting is too unrestrained and I can't accept it, the most important thing is that this vixen actually has skin diseases, it's too scary, I can't accept it even more.

I suddenly stretched out my hand to support him, my posture was so strong, I immediately supported his head, but I didn't know that the vixen with skin disease was supported by me, and immediately became annoyed, scratching with both hands, "Shua!" My face and chin, my face was burning with pain in an instant, it was definitely scratched!

I was in so much pain that the vixen with skin disease wanted to lower his head again. I thought he might not want to kiss me, but to bite me!

Just when I realized this, I suddenly heard a loud roar of "cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck!" The vixen with skin disease actually flew up and threw it backwards, "Boom!!" on the ground.

The vixen was about to rush forward, but I saw a figure suddenly come out slowly from the side, and then stood in front of me. He was tall and tall, wearing an expensive-looking double-breasted jacket, with chicken blood red on his hands. I can't see his expression, but I can recognize him, it's Zhao Fangzhi!

Zhao Fangzhi's tone was very deep, not like the usual spring breeze, the voice was low and hoarse, as if it still contained anger, and said grimly: "Get out, he's mine."

I didn't have time to listen to what he said, so I can only rejoice that the vixen with skin disease turned around and ran away immediately, as if running for his life.

I was so frightened that I fell to the ground, covering my face, it was almost excruciating pain, Zhao Fangzhi turned around at this time, her face was cold, angry, and her tone was not good, and said: "It's midnight, you are outside What are you shaking, don't you know that Yuanyang is too heavy on your body, do you want to be eaten by wild ghosts?"

Me: "..." In the middle of the night, I'm going home!Walking in a straight line, with the conscience of heaven and earth, without shaking!

However, I think my face may be a little swollen, and when I try to speak, it turns into a big tongue.

Zhao Fangzhi looked down at me, sighed helplessly, stretched out her hand and pulled me up from the ground, and said: "The wound on your face has corpse poison, come with me, I have to shave your beard, and then go to bed. Some medicine."

beard!

My beard is my lifeblood. Because I am a cook, I don’t have many beards, but it took a long time to grow into this kind of beard that is densely covered on my face, because many mature women say that men with beards are the most beautiful. Sexy, so I kept it for a long time, and now I have to shave my beard.

I don’t know if the vixen’s hands with skin disease are too dirty, or his skin disease is going to be transmitted to me, anyway, the wound is very painful, obviously it’s just a scratch, in case I also get skin disease, I haven’t married yet What about my wife!

Zhao Fangzhi led me into the community, then entered a very tall small building, took the elevator, and arrived at the door of Zhao Fangzhi's house. His house was so luxurious, it really was a duplex, and when I opened the door, I found that it was classically decorated. It looks antique.

There is no one at home, and it is very cold, full of air-conditioning in summer, Zhao Fangzhi said: "Over there, shave your beard in front of the mirror, and I will sterilize you when you are done, there is corpse poison on your wound, be careful when you shave .”

It was miserable in my heart. I had to shave my lifeblood that I had kept for so long. I went into the bathroom. The bathroom was too luxurious, with a bathroom inside. I only started to shave slowly after admiring the toilet of the local tyrant.

When I was almost done shaving, Zhao Fangzhi also walked in. He was holding a small medicine box in his hand. When he walked in, he showed a somewhat surprised expression at the first glance, looking me up and down, as if it was the first time I was there. It's like looking at me, like monitoring the lights, as if I want to look at my internal organs clearly.

Zhao Fangzhi smiled and said, "How old are you?"

I thought about it and said, "39."

Zhao Fangzhi said: "The owner of the restaurant calls you uncle?"

I said, "Should I be called Uncle?" Maybe it's because the beard looks old, after all, you can't see the face, and the boss is used to calling him by his name, so calling him Uncle is very kind, isn't it?

I'm 39 years old, I'm not married yet, I don't have a girlfriend, I'm really an uncle, and I'm already in the ranks of people who don't want me.

Zhao Fangzhi came over, took the medicine from the medicine box, and then dragged me into the bathroom inside. His palms were so cold, I don't know why it was so cold, it seemed that there was no temperature at all.

Zhao Fangzhi suddenly turned on the nozzle of the shower, and there was a sound of "噗——", which startled me, and hot water sprayed out directly, dousing me all over. I hadn't taken off my clothes yet, and my clothes were all soaked!

I yelled and said, "What are you doing!"

Zhao Fangzhi was also soaked through, but she was very calm. She gently stroked my face with her white palm twice, helped me wipe off the beard stubble on my face, and said, "I'll wash it for you, it's all beard stubble. Then take the medicine."

I said, "I haven't undressed yet! My clothes are all wet!"

Zhao Fangzhi chuckled and said, "Huh? Then you take it off now."

Me: "..." Why do you think his smile is so deep?Illusion...

I took off my clothes, which turned out to be a short-sleeved vest. Then I looked at the soaked pants, and then at Zhao Fangzhi's searchlight-like eyes. I felt embarrassed to take off my pants, so I let the wet pants stick to me , trying to ignore that uncomfortable feeling.

Zhao Fangzhi moved very lightly, and put medicine on my face. The two of us were very close. After all, we needed to apply medicine. This is a delicate job. My throat started to feel like a cold again, dry and itchy, I wanted to cough, and I had difficulty swallowing...

"All right."

As Zhao Fangzhi stopped applying the medicine, I also breathed a sigh of relief. After all, we were too close, so I was a little embarrassed.

As a result, Zhao Fangzhi threw the medicine box aside with a "bang", and suddenly began to take off his clothes. As soon as he took off his front skirt, I felt that my eyes were about to be limped in an instant!

Zhao Fangzhi is tall and tall, with broad shoulders. His collarbone is obvious. The muscles on his arms are raised. Although they are raised, they don't look tangled. Instead, they have a sense of graceful lines. The chest muscles are not small, and the muscles in the abdomen are smooth. The mermaid line slips down with the trousers , It is revealed in an instant!

I:"……"

"Gudu!" I swallowed, and watched Zhao Fangzhi take off her underwear...

I said slowly, "You...do you want to take a bath?"

Zhao Fangzhi also untied her long hair, and her long black hair fell down, like a pure black silk background cloth, setting off Zhao Fangzhi's tall, smooth, white body full of strength and wildness, it seemed like a beautiful painting.

Zhao Fangzhi walked over with a smile and said, "No, fuck you."

I didn't hear clearly. After all, who would say something like him? Zhao Fangzhi's cold hands suddenly grabbed my pants and took them off. I was shocked, and only then did I realize the two words he just said what exactly is it!

I quickly said: "Wait, wait! Mr. Zhao, I...I like women, I'm not..."

Before I finished speaking, Zhao Fangzhi raised her eyebrows and motioned for me to look down, my God, I wanted to jump into a river or a building, because I said I like women just now, but I actually saluted from below, it was a slap in the face Hit it cool!

Zhao Fangzhi walked over, grabbed my hand with a cold hand, then lowered her head, took a breath on my neck, and said, "It smells so good, can you smell it yourself? It smells so good..."

I feel Zhao Fangzhi's hair brushing my neck, it's cold, and my scalp is numb, but I keep saluting, my voice is dry and hoarse, and I can hardly speak, but I have absolutely no smell on me. If it is fragrant, Zhao Fangzhi's body is fragrant.

Zhao Fangzhi lowered her head with a smile, opened his pink lips, made a biting motion, and rubbed my lips lightly, and my scalp, back, back, and waist all felt numb. This is what I have kept for 39 years. first kiss!

Zhao Fangzhi smiled and said, "Is this king good-looking? Do you like it?"

vixen...

My mind went numb for an instant, as expected this man is a vixen!

I nodded involuntarily, and stammered: "But but but but...but I'm already 39, we...we..."

Unexpectedly, Zhao Fangzhi laughed suddenly and said, "Really, isn't the age difference good?"

I was held in Zhao Fangzhi's arms, kissed dizzy, his mouth was cold, it seems to be able to relieve the heat on my body, thinking in a daze, could it be that the beautiful boy likes the older uncle now? Haven't I earned it?

I heard Zhao Fangzhi chuckle and say: "After all... I am over 1000 years old."