Black donkey hoof store

Hello everyone, my name is Mr. Kitchen, which is what most people call me. Of course, you can also call me the executive chef of Shoufu Building, or the chef, because there is only one executive chef, chef and chef in the boss’s house, that is I……

When the small restaurant was first established, I worked here. At that time, the small restaurant was poor, and I was the only one in the back kitchen. The front shop was run by the boss himself. At that time, my salary was [-] yuan.

When the small restaurant first opened, because the house was too small, it looked dilapidated. Although it was always open at the gate of the community, there should be many customers, but there were no customers to eat all day long. When the door is about to close at night, only a few crazy people who look like rice dumplings wrapped in summer will come to eat.

Those "nerds" ate their meals and left piles of gold nuggets boldly. They never used cash. It is said that people who don't use cash are taller, anyway, that's what the boss said.

Then came a lot of "crazy people". Some of those crazy people left gold nuggets after eating, and some left a pile of broken copper and iron before leaving. They just wanted to eat a king's meal!

It was the end of work that day. I heard the noise in front of me in the back kitchen, so I took a look and found out that there was a "crazy" who didn't pay for the meal and left a porcelain "chamber" and was about to leave. It was simply unqualified.

My boss is "grown up" by my eyes, he looks very quiet when he is not talking, and makes people want to crow him when he speaks...

In fact, it is the kind of kind-hearted person. When I thought that the boss might not be able to handle it, I rushed forward and said, I will call the police if I don’t pay for the meal!

It was full of aura, but the "crazy" looked at me sincerely, and said, "What is it to call the police? Is it delicious?"

I:"……"

boss:"……"

Delicious your sister!

Since this person wanted to pretend to be stupid, I, who was tall and mighty, immediately took out my mobile phone that looked like a brick, and said, "Don't pretend to be stupid to me, if you see it, I'm calling the police!"

This "crazy" still looked at me sincerely, as if he wanted me to explain to him whether the new dish "alarm" was delicious, I was so angry, I have never seen such a shameless person since graduating from school , or the "crazy" next to him was very witty, and shouted, "Master Cook is going to report to the police! Run for your life--also--"

His voice was sonorous and powerful, followed by a long, echoing voice, "Wow--", all the people in the small restaurant immediately "stand up" after finishing their meal, and then left the gold at the checkout, turned around and ran away , rushed out of the gate of the small restaurant.

I:"……"

boss:"……"

So my boss and I started to clean up the table diligently, preparing to close up, and found out that we actually made a lot of money, because they threw too much gold!

Later, I accidentally discovered that the porcelain "night pot" left by the "crazy" seemed to be a blue and white porcelain from the Yuan Dynasty, and it was complete in appearance.

In a word, expensive!

The boss sold this Yuan blue and white "chamber pot" for several million, and then used it to decorate the small restaurant. Now the small restaurant has expanded a lot. The serious residents in the community finally dared to come in, and finally knew Our Shoufu Building is a small restaurant, not a shroud store...

After the expansion of the small restaurant, the boss is planning to recruit more staff, and of course the cook. I feel that I can finally relax. As a result, no matter whether it is the cook or the staff, they can work here for two days at most. After two days, they will be sick. He resigned as if he was sucked up by a vixen, and said that the feng shui of the small restaurant is not good and the yin is too strong.

I said they were not real, maybe what they did after work at night, but they turned yellow and muscular and said that the small restaurant was not clean. The executive chef is also considered tall and handsome, and he is facing the wind, but he only looks for them and not the executive chef, his eyes must be lame!

Later, because the cooks were really hard to recruit, I had to still have someone as the executive chef, the head chef, and the cook again.

But then the boss found a guy who was tall and handsome. Although he was a little bit worse than me, he was not bad. He was honest and always liked to giggle. There is a place to live and food to eat. If there is any shortcoming, it is that this silly boy must be crazy about looking for a girlfriend. When he meets a beautiful woman, he says "she looks like Xiaohong". His goddess Xiaohong It must be an internet celebrity face, otherwise, no one would look like her.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention that that silly guy is called Tang Zi, and his name is easy to remember. Ever since he was picked up by the boss, he has been working diligently in the small restaurant.

Later, because there were more people eating, and more returning customers, the business of the small restaurant was booming, and it was booming, so the boss started to recruit staff again. This time, it was not easy to recruit staff. Someone came to see it, and according to Tang Zi, it was a... man who looked a lot like Xiaohong.

I'm not surprised anymore, after all everyone looks like Xiaohong in Tangzi's eyes. I didn't expect that men are starting to look like Xiaohong in Tangzi's eyes. This is troublesome. Tangzi can't tell the difference between men and women. When the hospital visited the ophthalmology department, Tang Zi smirked at me and said, "Master, you are getting more and more humorous!"

I:"……"

Later I saw the newly recruited guy, my god, what is this guy, this is a scourge, a beauty, a disaster, no, he is a man, but it is scary for a man to grow up like this, you can’t find it if he grows like this When it comes to my wife, which woman would marry a man who is prettier than herself!

The new guy is very quiet and quiet, and usually has a very indifferent attitude. His name is very tall, and his name is Wanqi Jinghou.

Since the new guy came, the boss has become bad, and he started to be the shopkeeper every day, running out every day, handing over the store to me and Tang Zi, and most importantly, sometimes Tang Zi disappeared, leaving me alone Man, that was a favor, so under my strong protest, the boss finally gave me a raise...

After the new guy came, I found that the boss has changed a little bit, to put it simply, his complexion is full of spring!

You can tell at a glance that you are in love!

Then one day, I saw the boss and the new guy kissing in the working room of the small restaurant. It was in full swing. When I found out, I didn’t make a fuss. I think this is more reasonable, after all, the new guy looks good. It's already so perfect, if we find a woman, then wouldn't people like us have a chance to fall in love!

The boss is different, he subdued a human scourge with one strike.

After the new guy appeared, the small restaurant became lively. To put it another way, it was like flying dogs and dogs. To give a specific example, as soon as the new guy came into the store every night, the "psychopaths" in the restaurant would all cry in unison. Shouting: "The big zongzi is here!!!"

At this time, I think it should be matched with bgm to be perfect, what to match, of course it is "mighty—mighty—mighty—"...

If the new guy stands at the door with his arms folded, well, there must be no guests tonight, probably just two or three tables here and there, a bunch of guests wandering outside the door, tossing and turning, and then hiding their faces and leaving, as if The unlicensed hawkers acted as if they had seen the urban management.

I still remember one time, for some unknown reason, the police were called in. The room was full of guests, as well as the bosses and the like. At that time, I was still in the back kitchen, and the boss let out a sonorous and forceful roar—why am I the only one with an ID card? !

At that time, the witty me, as the executive chef, immediately walked out of the back kitchen, and under the envious eyes of everyone, I took out my ID card and said, "Boss, I have it too."

Because my wit influenced the boss, the boss gave me another monthly salary increase of 800 yuan!

Later, there were many strange things, the boss always disappeared without reason, and then I calmed down, I must have run away with his man, who is his man?Of course, it was the scourge of the world Wanqi Jinghou. It is not uncommon for two people to run out every day to elope.

A few more guys came to the small restaurant, all of them looked like stars who came out of TV, such as snakes, Ganzhu, Ziche, blood marrow, etc. There were too many guys in the small restaurant, but I found that I still couldn’t find them often. When people come to serve food, they all play and disappear!

If there are any other strange things, there will be more things. One time it was a special challenge to the heart, so I remembered that it was a dark and windy night. The whining north wind was like a ghost crying at night. The goose feather was snowing heavily, and the street lights were dim and gloomy. That night, there were still many "crazy people" wrapped in big robes coming to the small restaurant. It wasn't the Dragon Boat Festival that they had to eat rice dumplings. It's like drinking holy water, with the whining north wind, you think you can't bear it!

Fortunately, my heart endurance has been exercised. Because there are so many people outside, I am very busy today. I am busy in the back kitchen. I have a dish to make West Lake Vinegar Fish.

I have already prepared all the fish, and put them in a large clean basin on the side, and I can take them whenever I need them. I turned my head and saw that there was a very small fish in the fish basin. I thought it was bad. , Tang Zi is an idiot, he must have not checked when he delivered the goods, and he was cheated in the end. There are so many fresh big fish mixed with fry fry, and such a small baby fish is served out, and the customer has to complain.

I walked over and grabbed the little fish's tail. The tail was white and surprisingly beautiful. Under the dim light of the back kitchen, it was as beautiful as a jewel. As soon as I pinched the fish's tail, I heard I was the only one in the busy back kitchen, and there was a cry of "ah!"

Haunted!

"Woooo-"

At this time, the north wind was still blowing outside, shaking the door like a ghost crying at night, it was too scary, and the unexpected milky voice of "ahhhh" was soft and waxy, which sounded very nice Yes, while I was scared, I was excited, great, great, the vixen finally came to me, I have been working here for so long, the vixen is finally willing to come!

As a result, I pulled up the "little vixen" with a white fish tail, and found that it was not a vixen at all, and if it was a vixen, it was also a cub.

I felt a "fuck" in my heart, if it's a vixen, it's too small, I can't talk about it!

The "little vixen" has a white fish tail. I grabbed it in my hand and looked at me upside down. It has a cute little boy's face, with a delicate and beautiful appearance, and a pair of white cat ears on his head!

I thought to myself, what is Tang Zi on here? !

Just when the "little vixen" and I were looking at each other, the back door suddenly opened, and a tall young man walked in. I knew this person, and his name was Dongyu.

Dongyu walked in, glanced quickly, fixed his gaze on my hand, and then waved: "Xiaobai, stop playing, come here quickly."

The "little vixen" in my hand, oh no, the little fish with cat ears and white tail immediately laughed like a little bun, called "brother" sweetly, and then "slipped" from the palm of my hand. Dongyu ran away and jumped into Dongyu's arms. Dongyu hugged him and said calmly: "You smell fishy, ​​I will give you a bath when I go back."

The "little vixen" rubbed against Dongyu, rubbed the fishy smell on Dongyu, giggled and said, "It's fishy! It's fishy! Dad likes it!"

Dongyu was not angry, but just gently pinched the "little vixen"'s little nose and said, "Little villain."

So I calmly watched Dongyu go out with the "little vixen" in his arms, and then the boss shouted loudly outside, "Master, the West Lake vinegar fish is here!"

I started to be busy again, there was no time to rest, let alone surprise, I just wanted my boss to raise my salary again, I was almost exhausted!

After that, the boss and his sons always like to travel. Anyway, the boss is also a shopkeeper in a small restaurant, so there is nothing wrong with traveling. I still live the difficult task of being an executive chef, head chef and chef.

It was already very late this day, around two o'clock. Usually we have to call off work and go home at three o'clock at the latest. At this time, the number of orders has gradually decreased, and there are fewer suppers. I finished the last order Suddenly, someone knocked on the back kitchen door. I was washing my hands and said, "Who is it?"

As a result, the man pushed open the door. It was a man wrapped in a big black robe that covered his body tightly. He looked very thin, as if he was skinny. He stood by the door and said, "Blisters, My lord wants to see you."

Me: "...what?!"

I looked at that "crazy" with an idiot expression on my face. I had already eaten red dates and "resurrection soup", why haven't I switched back from the neurotic state?

That "crazy" insisted on me going out. I am a chef, and I am not listed. This is not a French meal. When the guests are happy with the meal, they still have to meet the chef and give some tips?

I really had no choice but to wash my hands, and then went out with that person. There was only one table left outside, and everyone else was gone. After all, it was very late, and it turned out that there was a lot of ostentation at that table.

I saw the legendary "Master" at a glance, because there was a big round table in front of me, which could seat seven to ten people, but he was the only one sitting, and everyone else was standing!

There are a lot of people standing behind the "Master", I roughly counted them, there are more than a dozen thugs, and they are just yelling at each other. If this is picking on me, and the boss is not around, how can I fight alone? I should call the police Bar!

The dozens of people were all wearing big robes, tightly wrapped up, but the "Master" sitting at the table was not wearing a big robe. There is also a big big finger on the top, chicken blood red, although I don't know the goods, but if it is not a fake, it must be a sky-high price.

The man still had long hair, combed it loosely, crossed his legs, leaned on the back of the chair with one hand, and was sipping tea lazily while holding a small teacup with the other.

I have always thought that the boss's man is a disaster in the world. Now I see another disaster in the world. His chin is slightly pointed, but he is not an awl face. He is actually a standard ancient beauty with an oval face. The boiled egg, the back of the cheeks and hands, and the exposed neck are all amazingly white, without a trace of blemish. Under the dim light, it looks like a piece of beautiful jade.

His eyes are slightly narrow and long, perhaps because he likes to squint, so he looks a little narrow and long, as if he is not easy to provoke, his appearance is lazy, but he looks very shrewd, his nose is straight and straight, his lips are thin and plump It doesn't look bloody, but the shape is really beautiful, and the lip shape is so perfect... I swallowed a mouthful of saliva!

But I soon realized that this "Master" is a man, a man, doesn't a vixen have a normal mother these days!

The "Master" shook the cup lightly, and looked me up and down, his gaze was like a monitoring light, which made people feel uncomfortable anyway.

"Master" raised his hand, and a thug next to him immediately bent down and said, "Master, you order."

"Master" said something softly, the thug immediately raised his head, and said respectfully: "Master likes your dishes very much, it suits his old man's appetite very much."

When I heard it, this beautiful young man only looks 20 years old?Still old?

The thug said, "Boom!!!" and moved a big box and put it on the table. When he opened it, it was full of gold bars!

My eyes were straightened, the light in the small restaurant was not very bright, but the gold shone under the light, my eyes were almost limping!

I kept staring at the box of gold with an unbelievable expression on my face. The "Master" actually laughed "heh", probably mocking me as a poor person, but as an executive chef, my salary has risen up to now, Anyway, I still pay [-] yuan a month, [-] yuan!

I thought that "Master" was laughing at me, but he suddenly stood up. As soon as he stood up, I was dumbfounded. After all, I was also the tall and powerful type. Half a head taller!

I was blinded by his beautiful and amazing appearance, why he is so tall, and not only tall, it turns out that his shoulders are also very broad. When I walked over, I compared it, and it was much wider than my shoulders.

The "Master" came over, smiled and lowered his head to look at me, and finally spoke, with a gentle voice, as if the spring breeze in March is helping the willow tree, it sounds so good that people's backs are numb, with a slight smile , Said: "Puff man, you are really interesting, the king will come again."

Me: "..." No matter how good-looking she is, she is still a snake-sick person when she opens her mouth...