If the fleeting year has not come

This must be deliberate revenge. When I was in such dire straits, Aunt Ye suddenly said casually, "I haven't eaten hot pot for a long time. It happened that everyone hadn't eaten and went to eat a red oil pot, so a group of four appeared at the only place in the town. In a hot pot restaurant.

The decoration of this store is very distinctive, the table is in the style of a sink, and the chair is designed as a toilet with the lid opened without a pit.Probably because Jiangsu and Zhejiang people don’t like spicy food and the meal is over, when we entered, there were only a few employees sitting at the table playing with their mobile phones.

The red oil is all spicy at the bottom of the pot, without the slightest hesitation, and without giving me a chance.Looking at the table full of dishes, I could only vent my anger on a big bowl of white porridge, not even the preserved egg porridge. The reason was that the doctor said to try to be light, so I just accidentally gave them a look of embarrassment.The bloody facts tell us not to offend women, especially old women.

The food was served very quickly, and the colorful dishes and ingredients were placed on the table within a quarter of an hour, and finally a strange-looking pot bottom was served.The bottom of the pot that grows into the shape of a toilet fits perfectly with the chair. The difference is that the bottom of the pot has its own pit.Seeing the strange faces of Aunt Ye and mother, I seem to know why no one patronizes this store.

If the psychological endurance is strong enough, you can ignore the strange shape of the pot, and don’t automatically imagine yourself fishing in the cesspit to eat, the hot pot bottom material of this restaurant should be very good, from Aunt Ye’s continuous chopsticks can be seen come out.Of course, from the point of view of their acceptance that I like Su Zi, both she and my mother are not weak in their hearts.

"Can I have a side dish?" Seeing them eating vigorously, I could only take the initiative to show weakness.I'm really not jealous of that pot of red oil that looks delicious. As for the hot-boiled lamb, I don't even want to eat it at all. Swallowing is just a normal physiological reaction.

"It's too cold to take cucumbers, and the stir-fried beef is spicy. Who let you accidentally break it? We can't hurt you. You have to take good care of it. This is a lifetime thing." Aunt Ye slapped me in the face with my words.

"Didn't I buy pigeon soup for you? Su Zi waited in line for so long and finally bought it. Don't waste his heart." My mother took a piece of freshly rinsed hair belly and shook it in front of me.

One bowl per person, a total of four bowls of pigeon soup, plus a large bowl of white porridge, now it's all my lunch. It's a nutritious and delicious combination of meat and vegetables.

"Wow, you all can eat spicy food." Su Zi stuck out her tongue after eating a few pieces.

"I forgot there's someone else." Mother pondered for a moment, "I'll add a soup base for you, do you want mushrooms or mutton?"

"Mushroom mushroom!" I was the first to help Su Zi answer.

It should have been like this a long time ago, even if I don't take my feelings into account, I should also consider other people's right, and let me take a few bites.Although I am not very interested in hot pot, the aroma of hot pot has the same effect as instant noodles, and in a certain environment, people always want to follow suit and do things that everyone is doing. For example, eating hot pot now is dull. I also accept the consomme pot.

"No, it's rare to eat spicy food once. This restaurant is delicious." Su Zi's words directly smashed my wish.

I can only accept my fate and drink white porridge. I swear that in the future these two women will let me go east and I will never turn back and go west. This kind of silent cold violence will only make them happy. In the toilet, I can only nod sensiblely. It's all for my own good, really.

"Let's do this first today. I hope that one day you can appear on our family's New Year's Eve dinner table." My mother said lightly a sentence that was enough to become a deep-water torpedo in my heart.

Appeared on our dinner table, as a daughter-in-law!Such an obvious hint can be said to be an explicit indication, right? I immediately blushed, and felt my heart skip a beat and immediately start beating wildly, almost to the point where my ribs hurt.

"Cannibalism is against the law..." Su Zi's eyes widened and he held back for a long time, a divine reply made me choke on the porridge.

"Cough, cough, cough..." At the same time, there was also a mother who had reached the highest state of non-surprise cultivation, but she was choked by the pepper water, so she could only temporarily escape from the scene under the pretext of going to the bathroom, and Aunt Ye accompanied her all the way.

"What's the matter?" Su Zi looked at me with a puzzled face, coughing heart-piercingly, and quickly poured me a glass of water. She wanted to pat my back but was afraid of hitting the wound, so she could only look at me innocently.

"It's okay..." I can only understand that her nerves are very straight, and her mother's words are too profound, and cannibalism is indeed against the law.

When I was bitterly counting the rice grains in the bowl, the phone rang. It was the special ringtone "I Sang La La La" that I recently set for acquaintances, because I felt that the romantic sentiment of this song was not the same as that of me. This kind of petty bourgeoisie is especially suitable for girls.It wasn't a harassing call. I took out the phone from my pocket and saw the name displayed on it. I felt that it was not much different from a harassing call. I suddenly wanted to listen to this song in its entirety.

After listening to the first section, the other party didn't intend to hang up. Before Suzi cast a questioning look, I answered the phone resignedly.

"Hahahahaha..." Miss Qiu Wanzhi's hearty laughter came from the receiver, and she stopped in time before I counted down to five and was about to hang up, "I heard that you broke your rib while riding a sheep?"

"Well, then what?" I glanced at Auntie Ye from the corner of my eye, and she was staring at her mobile phone with a wicked smile. I guess she was sharing my glorious deeds in some heavy-tasting groups, and I knew it with my knees This kind of strange aunt who takes pleasure in blackening her own children will not make a good picture of me, although the image at that time was already very embarrassing.

"It's okay, just make a phone call to express your condolences. I wanted to post on Weibo, but Mr. Riyao asked you first." Wan Qiu's voice was still smiling.

The three words of posting on Weibo completely touched my nerves. Although Wan Qiu is only a small writer, she is a person with hundreds of thousands of meters on Weibo, who can barely be called a big V, okay?In addition to the reposts of those gods who shared with her, as well as those writers in the group who claim to be fresh and have serious tastes, my God, I will definitely become a new generation of Internet celebrities.

"I disagree." I refused righteously, trying to lower my voice to express the seriousness of this question.

"Lord Riyao just asked me to ask you. Whether you agree or not is up to you. She didn't ask you to agree. That's it. Long distances are precious." A decisive busy tone collapsed together with my world.

"I'm going to post my photo on Weibo in late autumn!" I could only cry to Aunt Ye.

"That's right." Auntie Ye entered the last word calmly, looked up at me, her thin lips parted like a peach blossom, "I've already posted it, and the number of reposts exceeded 5 in [-] minutes."

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Before I was given time to react, the phone rang again, and it was still "I Sang La La La", from Han Xin, whom I hadn't seen for a long time.

"I just saw Wan Qiu's Weibo, the person on it looks like you hahaha, go and see if he really looks like you hahaha, I have already stolen the picture and forwarded it to Moments, hahaha, what? There will be such a stupid person who will embarrass the little sheep at his age hahaha..." Straight to the point, Han Xin's simple and rude series of hahaha made my whole body hahaha.

"Oh, I'm eating." I can only answer evasively.

"I'm eating too, I spit out my food hahaha..."

"Okay, as long as you're happy." I just asked for the phone to be disconnected quickly, "I'm out of town, wait for me to go back and have dinner together."

"Okay, okay, go and visit my circle of friends, it's really funny hahaha." Han Xin hung up the phone, still not forgetting her hahaha.

Fortunately, even close friends just feel like me, I can only comfort myself like this.

The next call came in again, what happened today, I became a part-time operator girl.If the question was still about photos, I decided to hang up in seconds.

"What are you doing?" The call came from Li Zhiyang.

"Dinner." Luckily, the question wasn't about photos, so I didn't have to hang up the phone rudely.

"So, have you finished dealing with the family affairs?" Li Zhiyang was really a caring little padded jacket. It turned out that she called to care about me specially, so I decided to put her first in the list of good friends.

"It will take a while, what's the matter?"

"It's okay, I just saw someone else's circle of friends reposting it. It said that a person fell off a sheep and felt miserable. I looked carefully and that person could not be you." Although Li Zhiyang asked cautiously, his tone was affirmative. Makes me feel like I'm insulting her IQ and eyesight by retorting that it's not me.

"Uh, let's talk about this when I meet, when will you come back?" I tried to change the subject.

"Just a few days, I will contact you when the time comes." Li Zhiyang hung up the phone in doubt, I guess she was [-]% sure in her heart that the heroine of the photo is me and the hero is a sheep.

"Li Zhiyang?" Su Zi suddenly said.

"It's all because of late autumn's innocuous post on Weibo, which made everyone see that it was me." I complained.

"You have a good relationship. Last year at Wan Qiu's house, I often heard Wan Qiu talk about her."

"It's okay, I was a classmate before, I didn't expect to meet again in another city, and now we are at the same table." I enthusiastically introduced Li Zhiyang to Su Zi, saying that bringing her into my circle is also one of the steps to a successful relationship, "She still remembers you. She said last time that she saw someone who looked like you."

Of course I won't tell her which time it was last time. The sad memory of Christmas is enough to experience once. Now I can successfully use my sympathy and transform it into other things.

"Well, I don't remember such a person." Su Zi didn't seem to be very interested, so he ended the topic.

As far as who you can remember with your brain filled with inexplicable things, I hate you, didn't you also forget me before.Although it is a bit sad to say it, the fact is that if I hadn't been stalking and chasing me, you would have forgotten me to the horizon.