If the fleeting year has not come

Looking at the back of someone trotting away, I really want to ask her if she made up the plot of letting us live together in the world of mortals, even if she forgot to have a mobile phone in her pocket to contact, at least she has to help me Get up and move a nest, the baby is lying in the grass with such a big font, the baby is so scared, if any blind sheep pass by and give me some fertilizer to water the flowers, that is really a strong stroke in the history of youth and ignorance .

The culprit, the head sheep, glanced at me with big affectionate eyes, which seemed to say that you should take care of yourself, flicked its tail and snorted loudly, and took its cubs home for lunch.

At least the crisis of being fertilized by sheep was lifted, I comforted myself in my heart, and simply lay down on the pasture in despair. I felt like the row of wild geese flying in the sky, arranged in an S shape for a while, and changed into a B shape for a while.

After a while, no one came, so I could only check the injury by myself. The surface of the skin was intact, and I didn’t even see any scratches when I fell into the grass, and it didn’t hurt when I lay still.I slowly groped along the abdominal cavity, and when I lightly pressed on an unknown rib on the left side, the severe pain made me sweat profusely, and I hurt the rib.

Thinking about what happened just now, I hugged Su Zi from behind and was about to gallop the sheep, when I fell off the sheep's back unsuspectingly, her hand tried to support the ground due to inertia, and directly hit my stomach with an elbow superior.The prehistoric force poured into my body through the elbow joint, overwhelmed my ribs and caused damage. This should be the whole process of the whole thing.Translated in human language, she knocked me down with an elbow.

When I came to the conclusion, I could only look at the sky speechlessly. At this moment, the mobile phone rang, and someone finally remembered that there is a modern communication device such as a mobile phone.

"Hey, where did you go?" Su Zi's voice revealed anxiety, and someone beside him was talking, and rescuers should have been found.

"I'm lying on the ground without moving. It's the place where the sheep were herded just now." Sighed again, as if I had the ability to get up by myself.

"But the sheep came back, and I don't know where it will put itself."

"Ask that uncle in Yangshe." Oh my god, with such a simple solution, such a large group of people next to him have collectively gone offline with their IQs.

"I asked. He seems to be drunk, which means that the sheep will know when they want to eat grass tomorrow morning."

"There's so much nonsense, let me do it." Auntie Ye's voice came, and after a rustling sound, Auntie Ye answered the phone, "We're at the gate of the pasture, please show me your hand."

I waved in the grass with my hand that didn’t answer the phone, but the fact is definitely not that my hands are short. I can only blame the broken pasture for growing too high. When I straighten my hand, I can only show a little. I don’t know if they can see it. .

"Two options, one is to climb back by yourself, and the other is to lie down until tomorrow." Aunt Ye said calmly.

"I think you are my own mother, what do you think?" Crying without tears can no longer express my heart, it's just that I didn't understand the look in the eyes that the head sheep gave me at the beginning. It's full of desire to be retained.

"I'm still in the mood to joke, you'd better crawl back by yourself, lunch won't wait for you." The call ended when Aunt Ye hung up decisively.

Stiff body, trying to sit up in a posture where the upper body is parallel to the ground. Facts have proved that non-professionals cannot do such a difficult movement with a difficulty factor of 99. I can't finish it, what to do, waiting online this time is more urgent than the previous few times.

"Xiaoyu...Anyu..." A voice came from afar.

"I'm here...cough coughcough..." I still have to save me but I haven't been given up yet. I responded loudly in my dantian, and I pulled the wound too hard, so I could only cough dryly, but it hurt even more.This story of extreme joy begets sorrow tells us that once a person has bad thoughts, retribution will only happen sooner or later.

"Where are you?" Su Zi heard my voice and asked excitedly, raising his voice.

"I'm here..." I responded weakly.

"I didn't see it, where are you?"

"I'm right here at the tree."

"There are trees everywhere, which tree are you at?"

"I..." I couldn't think of how to answer for a while, I thought the most direct way was that I chose to die.I can't even see the waving, and the voice is coming from far and near, and I can't tell the direction at all, and my heart is so tired.

"Xiaoyu, Anyu, where are you?" Su Zi's voice came again, probably because I didn't get a response, and shouted a little brokenly.

"I am here..."

"I didn't see it, where are you?"

How many times do I have to repeat such a conversation that lowers the lower limit of the whole village's IQ? Able to continue to respond that I am here.

Suddenly a pair of dark gray hooves appeared in front of my eyes, and when I looked up, I saw the sad face of the head sheep, with a dissatisfied expression of being dug out to find someone before the quilt was warm, staring at me like a resentful woman.Of course, all of this came from my imagination. In fact, a strong man reeking of alcohol appeared in front of me leading a black sheep.Fortunately, he was self-aware and didn't ride, otherwise the head sheep might vent his dissatisfaction on me. Seeing it gnawing the grass next to my head, you can know how much it wants to eat me, but sheep don't eat pork, so I have [-]% is safe.

"Here is the person!" The strong man turned his head to someone and smiled, bowed his head and hugged me.

It is really an indescribable feeling to be picked up from the ground in the posture of a princess by a man who is as simple as he is in his heart. It feels like kicking a wound and throwing peppers and causing a critical blow.Of course, at this time, we must thank the person for the help with a grateful heart, but this grateful feeling disappeared in the next second, and the man directly threw me on the sheep's back.

If it weren't for the swearing, I would be harmed. At this time, I will definitely use all my pen power to write a section of national insults with a length of more than [-] words. It can be summed up in three words in one sentence, Zhu Gusheng.If such a person who doesn't know how to pity and cherish jade can find a wife, then I will marry the sheep under me, and his lungs will fall out, okay?

"Sister, I told you not to worry. My father is amazing. He will find someone for you in no time." A little girl in a red skirt and green slippers ran over leading Su Zi.

Taking back what I just said, the so-called one radish has one hole, no matter how smelly Xiang is, it will be hit by blind flies, so the majority of singles don't cry, just stand up and continue masturbating.

"Fortunately, you're fine..." Su Zi ran towards me, and stopped beside the head sheep in embarrassment.

I know that my current state is very awkward, lying on the sheep's back with my ass upside down, but it's not my intention to make it like this, it is necessary to be so obvious, please calculate the area of ​​​​my psychological shadow at this time.

"Can I take a photo?" Aunt Ye also followed, and before I could refuse, she turned on the camera and took a burst of snap shots at me, and then uploaded it to someone who didn't know where she was satisfied.

The priority now is really not to save me from the sea of ​​suffering. I really want to cry up to the sky. If you have laughed enough, please consider my feelings a little bit.

"I'm hungry." I could only stare at Aunt Ye.

"Is it okay to go out with a sheep?" Suzi still had a conscience and asked a key question.

"Then you carry her out?" Aunt Ye teased half-truthfully.

The feeling of walking slowly on the back of a sheep is much better than riding a horse or a cow. At least there is not much jolting feeling, and after getting used to this position, I don’t feel very painful.After walking for a few minutes, I finally reached the gate of the pasture. My mother was waiting at the gate in the car.The man picked me up again and stuffed me into the car, and Su Zi flattened the rear seat before I got into the car, and felt almost no pain during the whole process.

"Why so long?" After thanking the man, the mother sat back in the driver's seat and turned to ask Aunt Ye.

"Where are you? I'm here. What can I do if I meet two people whose IQs are both anxious." Aunt Ye used a teasing tone to match her helpless expression.

"Isn't it kind of you to take this picture as a photo?" The car started, and my mother looked straight ahead, discussing my affairs in a light tone, "There is water and biscuits by the car door, but you'd better not eat it now, take a picture Let’s talk about the film.”

If I heard correctly, what my mother said was that Aunt Ye took the photo of me she just took to make her profile picture?I instantly felt the malice from all over the world, and the smiling face of Late Autumn seemed to be right in front of me.

"Su Zi didn't eat either. I made a bowl of instant noodles temporarily, and I'll have a quick bite. I'll see what's delicious when I get to town." Aunt Ye turned around and handed Su Zi a bowl of noodles.

As soon as the lid was opened, the aroma of instant noodles spread 3000 meters away.Instant noodles are such a magical thing. Although they are not delicious, their fragrance is very strong, which will definitely overwhelm the fart after eating leek pancakes.It is not attractive to the two full-fledged goddesses in the front seat. To me, who can only drink water and preferably not even eat biscuits, it is like a hard fly in Africa.Sure enough, it lived up to expectations. As soon as the instant noodles were opened, my stomach rang with more than three sets of drums.

Suzi glanced at me with a twitching corner of her mouth, and silently put the lid back on the instant noodles.

"You eat." I turned my head and swallowed secretly, you have the ability to eat instant noodles and you have the ability not to let it smell.

"Then I ate it?" Su Zi reopened the soaked instant noodles and ate them with a rustle, looking delicious.

Do you want to eat so honestly, I was dissatisfied, and on the one hand, I felt a little bit distressed that she didn't even bother to eat in order to find me, and her voice seemed a little hoarse.This must be a test given to me by the heavens, and I encouraged myself in my heart. When the heavens send sisters to people, they must first grind their minds, break their ribs, starve their skin, and destroy their image.