[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Angel Angel

Eldest Brother has always thought that children are cute little angels, just like what the silly dad said.When I was a child, Bao'er had soft blond hair, green and clear eyes, a plump face, and blinked long eyelashes, so soft and waxy that she was called Dadbi...I really blush and heartbeat when I think about it, the sense of sight of cute things is too strong up!

Now that he is 28, no matter how he thinks, he feels that he should be a father, so he always peeps at Bao'er's stomach lewdly all day long.Once or twice, I didn't understand why he smoked again. After a few days, the silly father could see what was going on.He said to the big brother earnestly and earnestly: "Go and do a test tube, don't make mistakes..."

The elder brother interrupted the silly father in surprise, and said, "Dad, you have to trust me, I never thought of being a scumbag!"

The silly father was even more surprised than the elder brother.

"Why do you think so? Do you have the guts?! I'm afraid that you will have another convulsion and make Bao'er angry, such as asking him to give birth to you."

......

I always feel that I have no guts and scum. The truth is very hurtful!

Now that he has returned to Manchester United, it is a good time to have a child. Silly Dad and Doris can help take care of him. He and Baoer will take over when there are no games.The more I thought about it, the more I realized it was feasible, so I ran to find my wife to discuss it with Gufeng.

In the end, it was half happy and half sad. The happy thing was that the daughter-in-law said that he hoped to have a son like a big brother, and the sad thing was that the daughter-in-law didn't want her own child.In other words, the daughter-in-law said that he is young and not in a hurry. He will raise one to practice his hands first, and then ask for another one when he is proficient.

Little Chris, who has been named in advance and has never seen the world in his father's kidney: Is my birth an opportunity to practice?

one year later.

The elder brother held a gold-stained diaper in his left hand with a bitter face, and raised his right hand high to call for help.The people caught by his gaze lowered their heads almost at the same time.Doris looked down at her nails, En's manicure was pretty good yesterday; her father pulled the silly father out of the room as if he just wanted to come and still had something to do; finally, the eldest brother looked at his wife: Bao'er was dressed in white Home clothes, the orange-red sunset shone on him through the floor-to-ceiling windows, warm and clean, dry, clean!

The elder brother gave up asking for help on his own, and continued to change his son's diaper with a bitter face.

In the middle of the night, there was a magic sound piercing her ears, and she got up in a daze to nurse.This child is also very unreasonable, very rascal, crying when he wants to cry, laughing when he wants to laugh, completely out of control.The elder brother said indignantly that it must be due to the bad gene of the egg!How could such a reasonable person give birth to an unreasonable son?

Bao'er was about to whip him up with a small leather whip. He couldn't handle his son himself, and he blamed the child for being unreasonable. Whose child would reason with you right after it was born?You have to be notified in advance when you are shitting and peeing. When you are crying, you just need to be coaxed. When you are hungry, you have to see if you are sleeping?If that's the case, I have to congratulate you: 'Congratulations sir, your son has been pierced! '

Big brother corrects mistakes when he knows them, adjusts his mentality in time, and works hard to be a good father.After three years, when Xiao Kesi was able to speak fluently and bilingually, the mentality of the big brother changed again.

Why doesn't my good son inherit his father's business?

Why can't they dominate football like their two fathers?

Why not make music?

Why?

Damn it, my daughter-in-law really isn't in your genes, not even a trace!You are the wrong person!

The most tormenting thing is that his son is so tone deaf!

It's definitely not like me, absolutely!

A four-year-old child holds a ukulele every day and goes to sing, especially with a desire to perform.

When he sings, you can't be distracted, he can see his appearance, and after listening to his singing, you have to applaud vigorously, and even give a special official Grammy-like professional praise. If you can't do it, you can't do it.If he can't do it, he will sue. Doris, silly father, and real father are all his backers...

As a professional composer, as a gold medal composer who is popular all over the world, Bao'er held down the blue veins on his forehead, listened to the magic sound of little Chris turning to Amazon, and kept the smile on the corner of his mouth stiffly, applauding and smiling at the same time. Moving his lips, he asked the elder brother in a low voice, "Do you still think every child is a little angel?"

The elder brother also laughed grinningly. While taking out his wallet to prepare for today's performance fee, he also answered in a low voice: "Yes, the children are all little angels. There was an accident in our family..."

beach beach

The father gave his son a big yacht.Unlike the ones that can often be rented outside, the large water bed on the deck alone is coveted.The bed is very wide and long, and ten people can sleep on it without being crowded.At the first sight of the elder brother, his imagination was running wild.The husband and wife can roll as much as they want, with the sky as their quilt, stuffed with soy sauce...

= _ =

Eldest brother looks at his son who is now jumping around on the water bed as a trampoline... (cross out) little angel (cross out), brat!

Based on the principle that if you make me unhappy, I will make you unhappy.The elder brother has landed.Don't think about the bed anymore.Let's play beach football!

Seeing that the two of them were playing well, Bao'er left the ukulele that Chris took wherever he went, and went back to the hotel to compose the music by himself. The holiday inspiration couldn't stop.

Not long after he left, several beauties met the father and son.

These beauties seem to be models. They are tall, have long legs and thin waist, and they are all dressed in bikinis with pitiful fabrics. They are so hot that they ask the big brother to sign their names and want to take a picture.

I didn't wait for the elder brother to say something.Little Chris appeared on the stage, ran over with his musical instrument, and squeezed into the middle of the women.With a silent snap of the fingers, the countdown of 3, 2, 1 started singing!

Within 2 minutes, the crowd dispersed...

The eight-pack abs of the big brother lost to the singing voice of little Chris, and women still love life more than football stars.

Eldest brother didn't have to solve these troubles by himself, he was so happy that he spent the whole vacation with his son, both father and son were very happy.

When the silly father saw the trio returning from vacation, he fell silent.

What's the matter with two chocolate chips, big and small, on both sides of a cream roll?

Doris chased and beat the elder brother with a pillow all afternoon.

"Call you to cheat your son! I'll beat you to death!"

Ronaldo

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My name is Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro.

I am a world superstar.

I've been retired for three years.He has won the World Footballer and the European Golden Globe Award, and there are many countless honors.I am so proud!My name is destined to be in the history of football.

I've made records before, and I'm currently making movies and running a company.

So, you can call me a great player, a famous singer, a powerful actor, and a domineering president!

But my favorite title is 'big brother'.

If you are not Chinese, you will not understand what it means.

Of course, I'm Portuguese, but I understand because I'm smart!

I like it, but I don't want you guys to call me that too.Because it's just for my partner.Although he only called me secretly, he always called me Chris to my face.But I'm so smart, how could I not know?I love him so much, how can I not cooperate with him?

I'm only halfway through my life, but I've achieved what many people can't achieve in a lifetime.Don't be jealous, don't be envious, geniuses are always like this, you have to learn to be normal.

Many auras are actually added to me by people who love me.I didn't admit it myself.For example, Luo three years old or something, such as Luo Daihua or something.I hope people who love me will be cautious, I am actually a very serious and gentlemanly person.

(puff----------)

Who is laughing?

Son, if you peek at my autobiography again, I'll put your tone-deaf video on the Internet!

Let's shoot so much today, and continue tomorrow.

The president said that the investor is my daughter-in-law, and she can shoot whenever she wants, and being rich is self-willed!

Death

I'm Beau, everyone calls me Baoer, this is the name my dad gave me, he wants me to be good in everything.

I will try my best to be a good person in everything. This is my father's wish, and I will do it for him no matter what.In fact, I know that as long as I am happy, Dad will be very happy.

Chris said that Dad is very happy now.

I don't think so, maybe Dad is throwing a fit and beating someone up.

Because someone came after him, leaving me and Chris behind.

I'm not angry, just a little sad.

Chris said that I was sick, and he insisted on making me cry. Although I am beautiful, I am also a strong man. How could I cry?

I'm just reminiscing, reminiscing about my childhood life, reminiscing about my life after meeting my biological father, reminiscing about the day my father left...

I've always been a bit confused, unlike Chris, who said dad and dad had been together for a long time.I'm not sure.There are many concepts together, old companions, someone who talks; or because of belated love, I can't help it.

I used to think that the two old men were just lonely, but they were still a family anyway, so there was nothing wrong with getting together.

So my father sometimes surrenders to my father for no reason. My father is keen to take him on a trip, and I don't even think about the word love.

Looking back now, many details were ignored by me.Because of their age, their love is not as passionate and lingering as Chris and I, but more like spring breeze and drizzle.It's so ordinary, so ordinary that every old couple can see it.It can only be seen on gray-haired old couples.The warmth is like water, neither hot nor cold nor shocked nor sad.

Just like when my father should take a rest when he was old, but he couldn't take time off and always postponed his retirement, my father patted his shoulder gently on a rare occasion and said: Be obedient.

Just like my father always likes to eat hot dogs, and his cholesterol is getting higher and higher. My father hired a team of chefs to develop a healthy hot dog-flavored meal for him.

It's like after my father recognized me, seeing my father holding my childhood photos over and over again and giggling, so he put the surname change document into the shredder.

Just like when my father got sick, he found that his father had added several wrinkles overnight, so he actively treated him silently, and secretly told the doctor that he must let him live for a few more years.

......

I suddenly understood that because I love you, I am afraid that you will be lonely.I think, I will work hard to live, and will not let Chris have a lonely day.

And my father taught me again.

Dad's last days were spent at home.He has been so tough once in his life, and everyone let him go.

I don't know if it's a flashback, but my father was very energetic in those few days, always holding his father's hand and talking, and he couldn't finish talking.Two hands with senile plaques were clasped together, dry skin, sagging skin, not a good-looking picture at all, but it made the people who saw it feel extremely beautiful.

I want to cry, I want to cry when I see it.

I thought, the temperature between those two hands must be able to melt the heart, and the sweat secreted between them must be as intoxicating as wine.

Chris pulled me to hide in the shadows, neither of us dared to disturb, and neither of us had the heart to disturb.

Chris was crying all the time, crying like he was going to blind himself.

I persuaded him, he said that he not only cried for himself, but also for his father, he knew that his father could not cry, and when his father cried, his father would feel uneasy.

Those days passed quickly, and time was always so cruel.

I only remember the last sentence my father said, he said: In the next life, let's get to know each other earlier.It's too damn late in this life, and we're both at a loss.

Father nodded vigorously, the muscles on his face were trembling, unable to speak, and kept nodding while whimpering.

Then, Dad left.Smile and go.

......

Chris was crying, crying heartbreakingly.He lost his father twice, and his whole body is like glass full of spider web cracks, which shatters at the touch of a finger.

Father clutched his heart and lay on top of Dad, making no sound, his whole body trembling.

I have to be strong.

......

overnight.

Everyone is up.

Going to the cemetery tomorrow.

My father was sorting out the files all night, and he recovered very quickly. An hour after his father left, he was just like usual.

I am anxious.

I was afraid that he would do something stupid, and I was also afraid that his heart would stop suddenly, so I stayed with him all night.Dad has already left, and I don't want my father to quicken his pace.

The sky is bright.

After sorting out the files, my father sat behind the desk and let out a long sigh of relief.He smiled at me very kindly, saying that he closed his eyes for a while and was a little tired.

I suddenly wanted to hold his eyelids with something.

Inexplicable fear, I know my intuition is good.

At this time, action preceded consciousness, and it was only when I hugged my father that I regained my senses.

My father patted me on the back and said, "Son, you are excellent, and Chris treats you very well, so I have nothing to worry about. I have been awesome all my life, and I can't be cowarded when I grow old. I have to chase you silly Dad, otherwise his lack of heart would definitely not be able to wait for me."

I looked into my father's eyes, the already cloudy eyes were full of clear sadness, no one can refuse such eyes.

My father sat quietly on the chair, leaned against the back of the chair, closed his eyes, said vaguely, wait for me, and then slowly stopped breathing.

......

I know that this night time is my father's love for me.

My father has been holding on with one breath, and he was relieved after finishing everything he could do for me.

As early as yesterday when my father left, my father's heart followed him.

Life and death follow.

I buried two old men who abandoned us together.

The priest looked at me strangely, Mendez and the others tried to persuade me.Only Chris understands me.

Chris said that if he leaves first in the future, he will warm my bed.If I go first, remember not to lie in the middle like sleeping like usual, and leave him a space.

Said while crying.

I feel sorry for him, he has experienced the death of his relatives three times.The whole person is about to collapse, remember to comfort me.

I think Chris and I both understand what my dad is thinking.

If there is such a day in the future.

I'm afraid the two of us can't stand it, so we can't keep up, because we can't live.

The author has something to say: I don't want to do this, I don't know why I wrote D, it just became like this.I imagined that scene myself and cried a lot.Then try to write the picture in your mind.

Dear friends, I don’t feel the best. I would rather admit that my writing skills are weak, and I don’t want you to cry with me.