[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

When it comes to The Sun, the father will kneel down to his son.Too much tossing, too shameless!

In view of Bao'er's retirement, and in case of accidental exposure of the boss's problems behind the scenes, Qin Dae did not transfer the shares directly to Bao'er.And now Bao'er doesn't have time to take care of it. Professional players are very busy. There are many cases where there are two games a week, or maybe one game every three days.In addition, the great career of composing music has not yet stopped, and the warm integration with the double-event contacts in the football and entertainment circles, Bao'er is busier than the big brother.

However, this does not prevent Bao'er from teasing the editor-in-chief of The Sun for a while.As one of the limited few who knew about the boss's replacement, the editor-in-chief felt bitter. The editor-in-chief was not a coward, and the editor-in-chief would say it when he felt bitter, and he had to say it out loud!

One day, Bao'er received a call, and the editor-in-chief said carefully that a certain player in the Manchester United team had an extramarital affair!To report!To create sales!

Bao'er's gentle voice reached the editor-in-chief's ears with the rapidly cooling ice balls after the phone signal, do you still need to ask?Of course not!What is the purpose of buying a newspaper?I can't work hard to paste the wall with my front foot, and you are digging into the wall with an iron pick with your back foot. You think you are chiseling the wall to steal away your desire to learn!Not to mention standing behind Manchester United and holding a light board to light up, you can't pull a black cloth to directly block the light!

The editor-in-chief said that he didn't understand what chiseling the wall meant to steal light, but Baoer didn't explain to him, and just blew air from his nose.The sound of heavy airflow came into the phone.The editor-in-chief is scared.Counseling is cowardly, he is still not reconciled.With an attitude that he considers to be honest and harsh, but in fact, his tone of voice can't be covered up if he doesn't say it. The bitch from the Mirror's house also photographed it.

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So-and-so player, you can't save yourself!After a while, I have to complain to the old man, he is obviously the big brother in the team, but he is a slut with unlimited heat!

Bao'er gritted her teeth, the sound of teeth grinding came from the phone, and the anchor almost peed in fright.The anchor doesn't have much talent, but he has a golden finger and is born super intuitive.There is no evidence, but it is possible to do things through a mysterious and mysterious feeling.He felt that with this star today, there would be a report, so he followed desperately, but he couldn't let the target out of sight even if he peed his pants.With this ruthlessness and super intuition to cheat, he fought his way out of reporters and became the editor-in-chief at a young age.Now, facing his own prince, super intuition comes into play again, just like a rabbit seeing an eagle, or a deer seeing a big tiger.Obviously the crown prince is very gentle and has a very upright character, but he is just afraid, and often has goose bumps all over his body for no reason.

There will be the sound of teeth grinding, and the anchor's hand holding the phone is trembling.He was so afraid that this would happen, he still didn't let go, crying while begging for a report.As expected of a leader in the journalist industry, a real man!

Bao'er thought about it for a while, since the mirror newspaper also took pictures, it means that this matter cannot be covered up.After all, the Mirror had nothing to do with him, his hands couldn't reach that long, and his face wasn't that big either.

If so, let’s break the jar!

When the editor-in-chief heard it, tears immediately flowed back, and he simply said yes in a loud voice, and immediately published the report.

wait!

Bao'er is not in a hurry, and said slowly that you misunderstood.The report still cannot be published. You call the reporter of the Mirror, blackmail him for a sum of money, say that you will not report, and give it to him, let him be exclusive.How much an exclusive can be worth is up to you.

When the editor-in-chief heard it, he still cried and gave harsh words.

Bao'er continued with the next sentence.After the report is published, I will give you the right to an exclusive interview.Now, here is a piece of news for you, please write it carefully, not to mention the things that can suppress our big brother, it is also good to share it. Ronaldo is at my house. He will return to Spain tomorrow. Why did he come back without vacation? Why did he come back when the schedule was not tight?You think about writing, and I will send you some 'evidence' photos soon!

The editor-in-chief will be blinded by the hidden content, his eyes are stars, Emma, ​​she will be silenced! ! !

Bao'er will sum up this sentence, just write according to your usual urination!

What do you say?

The editor-in-chief was not happy, because it was related to his professional ethics, and he forgot to be cowardly, and argued that the Sun's reports were always based on reality and never based on speculation.

Yes, you never speculate out of thin air, you all lead readers to speculate! →_→

Therefore, the editor-in-chief strictly followed the order of the Prince, and sent out a report with a strong flavor of the Sun newspaper "Praise the friendship between Ronaldo and the Prince of Manchester United".This report has won the essence of The Sun, and it is written in half-covered, like a chaste and martyr in a brothel, like a coquettish saint in a church!Seriously write small yellow texts in aristocratic English... Tickle your heart, like a master seducer, make you fall in love unconsciously, only to find out after falling in love, this bitch didn't say a word at all Confession!

This report was framed and collected by CP fans, and pasted as a big-character poster by sunspots.Passerby fans have to buy a copy and study it carefully.After all, players who play hooligans are seen every day, but players with deep cabinets are rare.No matter what the starting point is, anyway, the news about the big brother of a certain Manchester United player really did not set off a huge wave. Look, there is no difference between the reports of Ronaldo and the prince.Of course, there are still vibrations, as long as the effect of everyone sending blades is not achieved, it is considered a life-saving success.

The old man deeply praised Bao'er. If it wasn't for his inability to publicize it, he would have wanted to apply for the 'Best Teammate' award for Bao'er in the Football Association.And a certain unnamed Big Brother player was sued by Baoer the day before, and the old man first took him out and sprayed him with a typhoon of level [-].In the end, I bought a newspaper from the Mirror with a bag full of knocked out heads.

No matter how tragic the consequences are, at least one is mentally prepared and will not panic.As for whether to kneel down and beg for forgiveness, or simply divorce and give away the family property, that is all a personal matter, and you can handle your own affairs.

As for the editor-in-chief, he discovered a bright road to create sales!Whenever there are no headlines, he coaxes and writes football dramas at the same time.I often write while crying, mourning that I may not survive tomorrow, and excited that I can sell well tomorrow.Humans are such contradictory creatures.

CP fans are really happy. Ever since the senior brother transferred to Real Madrid, their spiritual food has been cut short, and they are so hungry that they are about to surrender to the cult.Especially when they are crushed by Carlo, Roca, Meibao, Baobao, etc., they are like travelers walking in the desert, their lives are really hanging by a thread.At this time, the Sunpao is like an oasis, no, like the nutrient solution of a lake, which not only quenches thirst but also quenches hunger. It is really a lifesaver!They quickly got together and sent a gold-plated certificate to The Sun, with the big characters 'Friends of Fans' and the small characters 'Union of Rotten Fans'.

Since then, The Sun has embarked on the glorious road of the black prince!They are very dedicated, dedicated, and have a special liking. They specialize in reporting on the grievances and resentments between Ronaldo and the prince, love and killing each other, sending thousands of miles away, and love for thousands of miles...

The family is happy to see the results of this issue. Anyway, it will be made public sooner or later, so it is best to get a vaccination first.The headlines come every now and then, and after three to five years, fans may still be surprised.

'Why aren't they together yet? '

'Aren't they together? '

'Did they break up again? '

'The two started to toss again? '

If that effect is achieved, all the slander and dirty water in the early stage will be worth it.And, is that really slander?The editor slapped his chest and swore that he was telling the truth.

╮(╯▽╰)╭It's a pity, everyone is making a joke at the moment!

Eldest brother felt overwhelmed, he was very happy to have his name next to his wife's in the newspaper.Compared with those female models who who knows when he has sadomasochistic love with them, the Sun's report is the most justifiable, realistic, and journalistic standard.

It's a pity that because he has so many scandals at present, his reputation is not so good.Regarding the scandal between him and Bao'er, the fans unanimously brushed up the building, forming a neat line: "Pervert! Let go of that little prince, let me do it!"

Mendes was not willing to be lonely, he was not so busy recently, he was a little free, so he started to poke the lung tube of the big brother.

"Compared to Bao'er raising Manchester United's chastity value alone, if Ronaldo really wants to extend his sinful hands, he needs to be carefully purified and filtered!"

This was said as a joke during a dinner with the work team, but no one took it seriously.Even if it got out, everyone laughed, and then lined up to go to the big brother's social networking site to make fun of it.

'My neighbor Lao Wang sells filters, I will help you get a discount, please private message me if you need it, love you (づ￣3￣)づ'

'As long as you are Jujie, on behalf of Baoer Support Group, I can accept that you are not purified! '

'I heard, male god, are you going to purify? (covers mouth and laughs) Don't worry, Mrs. Luo won't despise you!God, you are always so good! '

'I'm a card fan, let me say something fair!We Carlope is also what you want you to purify!Our cardboard brother is born sterile with a halo, as his other half, you can figure it out! '

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In this event, everyone joins in the fun.Only the elder brother actually received [-] points of real damage and continued to lose blood.

Ordinary vomiting of blood can't explain his grievances, it has to be vomiting blood mixed with pieces of internal organs.

Nima's!It's obvious that you planned the scandal, and I don't want you to help clarify it, but at least don't add fuel to the flames!This kind of friend who laughs so hard that my stomach hurts if you don't help me when I fall is really annoying!

In view of the power of mustard, the eldest brother dare not complain to his wife on such a sensitive topic.As soon as he made a phone call, he called his father. There are so many people in the family, and the only person who can easily crush Mendes is his father. Isn't this the time to fight for his father!

Daddy is easy.Saying you think so much is just too much time!

The big brother just wanted to say that he is very busy, he has to compete, keep fit, participate in the fashion ladder, have business endorsements, and...

Before he could finish speaking, my father said, I have already signed up my good son, and my good son is about to go to college.Do you want Ye Luzi to be a wealthy CEO, or you want to be a domineering CEO with a professional background? You can decide for yourself!I know you two made an appointment to go to and from school together, hold hands in class and so on.Then you can do it when you are studying for a master's degree.Don't let my good son go to graduate school in the future, you just started school...

The elder brother blushed and listened to the lesson.

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Oops, how did my father know about the little wish of youthful campus love?

The author has something to say:

For May Day, I don’t know how my parents arranged it. Is it because everyone who went to school went home.Those who work have gone out to travel.Is there anyone recuperating at home like me?

It is not accurate to say that the sickness is recuperated, and the hard-working scallions are not idle.

After writing today's update, it's time to start cooking.A friend came over for dinner today.

I plan to stew beef with tomatoes, stir-fry a toon egg, pork head meat and green peppers, and finally take a cucumber or something.

As a native of the Northeast, besides stews, I really don't know what else to eat.Looking at other people, their specialty dishes are either fried steak or seafood pasta.I don’t like cooking western food at all. There are so many kinds of peppers alone. My beloved seasoning is always only five-spice powder!

In this kind of weather of more than 30 degrees, cooking is really ecstasy. It is estimated that my nasal congestion will heal without medicine.

Because parting is approaching, I always want to confess to you over and over again, I love you, okay (づ￣3￣)づ!