[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

After going to Real Madrid, the big brother started a journey of tit-for-tat with a certain player for the first time. There is no way, he went to Real Madrid with a mission, or Real Madrid don’t want to be proud of renting him just to suppress a certain player of their deadly rival.

Originally, it was hard enough to work alone, but leaving the warm harbor and familiar environment, dear and lovely parents, all of this made the elder brother suffer, and what was even more difficult was being separated from his wife.I am used to seeing each other day and night, I am used to being side-by-side, and suddenly I can only meet in front of the video. I don't know how many times the senior brother has wet his eyelashes while hiding under the covers at night.Don't look at people growing up, stronger, and stronger. In fact, there is still a crybaby living in my heart, especially when I am spoiled by my wife and don't know it. I suddenly enjoy loneliness by myself. Every pore is filled with bitterness.

It's all like this, the daughter-in-law is still not worried, and she is getting closer and closer to her opponent. The elder brother bit the corner of his quilt for a while, and then he cheered up, and counterattacked back in a planned and premeditated manner.

In view of the matter that Bao'er rented out for the big brother, he held several parties.The name of the party has been exposed, and they simply did not do anything, and really built a club called 'Concentration is the Essence', of course it is not a football club, it is a kind of gathering of eating, drinking, technical exchanges and mutual squint. Dumping Concentration Camps for Large Groups!

At the beginning, because of Pepsi's activities, the senior brother was jealous and regarded Messi as an annoying and irrelevant person.Now after moving into Real Madrid, I found that the ghost of this annoying and irrelevant person is still there, insisting on writing a long film and television drama about love and killing each other with myself.Forget about the stadium competition, let alone the media comparison, the daughter-in-law is still friends with that person, this is unbearable!Although I know that the initial reason is to work hard for my lease contract, but understanding is understanding, and being unhappy is just being unhappy!

Big Brother: (`д') That so-and-so, why are you so annoying?Why is there him everywhere?

Messi: I am so happy to have met so many good friends (*/ω╲*)

Eldest brother is not happy, and together with Kaka, who was also rejected because of his height, he built a club together---because I am famous, I am handsome and I am rich---the overbearing president club!

Regarding this name, Mr. Kaka, the vice-chairman, was determined to abdicate. The elder brother was uncompromising. Taking advantage of Kaka's unresponsiveness, he publicized Kaka's position and got official approval from fans.Kaka smiled helplessly, and in the next three games the big brother was passively invisible...

What are the good fruits of offending the midfield cake king?As a defender with a knife, Ramos tells you that as long as the royal chef loves you, the defender can also have cakes, let you eat in a variety of ways, such as oblique passes, through balls, headers... as long as you have an aggressive (ball) heart, A dream come true is just around the corner!

Eldest brother: Sure enough, the midfielder is either his wife or a hard worker T^T

And the current prince of Manchester United is also the president of Manchester United University, the golden boy Mr. Baoer who holds the student status of a senior brother in his hand. He doesn't have much opinion on the domineering president's club. You play yours, I play mine, each has its own fun.My man has a lively heart, so he is very happy. As a player, he is under a lot of pressure and is prone to fatigue. It is very good to have a place to relax and expand the circle of contacts and friends. How good it is.It also prevents the elder brother from being homesick and thinking about Manchester United when he has nothing to do, making his mouth full of bubbling, a little pastime is also good.

The only thing that makes him unhappy is that as a member of Manchester United, as a good brother in both the workplace and life, as a good friend who eats cakes, resources and exposure, Lu Fat and later Bell have joined the overbearing president The club, this made him very dissatisfied!

Lu Fat: I am a natural match with the domineering president! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Bell: Good friend, don't be angry, I don't look up to your club standards! (*╯3╰)

In this regard, Baoer said that she will go to receive a music award recently, so I won't take you on the red carpet, bye!

Bell and Lu Fat considered carefully, hesitated, compared repeatedly, and finally decided: We still love the red carpet the most!

In fact, Lu Fatty was just a member who was stalked by the big brother.Or just relying on Lu Fat's height, I really can't get in, "If you can't be tall, you can't be low" is synonymous with Lu Fat!Originally, Bao'er wanted to play with his friends, but it was a pity that Lu Fat died. He felt that unless he had his calf chopped off, he would never end up in the concentration camp.In this regard, Bao'er secretly retaliated against Lu Pang several times, but it's a pity that someone's IQ needs to be considered, so stupid and sweet that he didn't even realize that he was being bullied!

For such a result, what can Bao'er, who is a little evil but not a big evil, do?Simply let it go, and go where you love!It's just that he didn't expect that Fatty Lu would actually sneak into the domineering president.Bao'er and Bell got together to discuss this issue in private, and agreed that Lu Fatty had bribed the chairman...

Speaking of bribery, Boa squinted at Bell.

"Gareth, let me tell you, just because of your restrained and reserved appearance... Did you also bribe me?"

Bell was very innocent, his eyes widened in an attempt to express his innocence to their prince with clear eyes, and his ears moved unconsciously...

Pfft, those protruding ears, moving and moving, match Bell's appearance... Our prince finally understands why Chinese fans call him Dasheng, Emma, ​​and the cuteness of Monkey Sailei!

No matter what episodes there were in the middle, to sum up the past two years, the life of the big brother is not lonely.

The game is full of excitement, there are wins and losses, there are moments when the hero saves the team, and there are also times when the state is in a downturn.Comparisons with Messi are everywhere, the media compares them, fans help them compare, passers-by help them compare, and over time, they start to compare themselves.Eldest brother has a very fulfilling and busy life every day like this, but he is extremely tired...

Mendes didn't worry too much, he was listless.Of course, he himself does not admit it. He feels that he is a high-quality agent with professionalism. He always considers issues and makes decisions based on the interests of the players themselves!In this regard, the big brother and the whole family said, "Go to hell, go to hell, you go to hell!" '.

At the beginning, Bao'er had just met her own father, and she was in a situation where Ying Ying was born and was at the finish line, so she was confused and couldn't figure out the direction of her life... The senior brother patted his chest and promised that in the future, the couple's net worth will definitely exceed that of his own father, and they will live on this Struggle for the goal and work hard!

So the big brother took one step to see ten steps in times of danger, and decided on the direction of development after retirement----be the president!

It can be seen from the name of the group of friends he organized himself, he is also domineering over the president's club, and his ambition is exposed to the sun.According to his in-depth analysis, he looks good, has a good figure, has good taste, and has a keen sense of fashion, so he decided to step into the fashion circle, set up his own company, and become the most popular clothing brand!

Doris was very supportive, and she also felt that her son had good taste.The silly father chuckled twice, and he was so forthright that he gave the mother and son a stab at the taste. The pink underpants were indeed at the forefront of fashion, and most people couldn't understand them.When I was in the UK, Baoer helped me with the knife. The big brother was sometimes a gentleman and sometimes a yuppie, and his taste was often praised.Since I flew solo, my off-line taste is like a bullfight, I can’t pull it back, and I can’t predict it... I often surprise you, most of them are surprises, but occasionally I’m blind and my face is bloody, which makes You are speechless.It's amazing that you can't tell what's wrong...the enigmatic man...

Bao'er is very supportive of this, not to mention that the president does not need to be a part-time designer, but those senior people in the fashion circle, which one is not a niche group, and people who are pleasing to the public can't be mixed in the fashion circle.Popularity is divided into following popular and creating popular.If you want to create, you don't have any imagination to follow the popular trend.Big brother is just right, my dear, you can do it, you are the best, okay!

I expressed my support in the front, but Bao'er said it later.Not only Bao'er, facing Mendes, the senior brother not only hahaha, he also wanted to raise a 45-size insole and call out the evil manager's face!

Because he decided on the direction of development, Mendes helped the big brother take up a lot of party ladders, all of which were in the fashion circle, such as press conferences, catwalks and the like.Inevitably, the big brother met a lot of female models.Female models plus players, this is standard!Not only is it standard for love, but it is also standard for hype!

The principle set by Mendes is not to follow the trend and not to express his position.

In private, it doesn't matter how you refuse, just a slap in the face is fine.To the media, don't be ambiguous, don't clarify, say that I am innocent, that I have a lover, and that I guard myself like a jade... If you dare to say that, I will strangle you every minute.Keep a high profile all the time, don't open your mouth, everything depends on your imagination.

The big brother strictly implements it, there is no way, if you want to join the fashion circle, you can't do it just by scoring goals in the game, and everyone in the world is a fan?In the eyes of outsiders, the elder brother is infinitely beautiful, with a girlfriend who is strengthened, tall, short, fat, and thin, with all skin colors and hair colors.Only he knew in his heart that the sea was full of tears!

Recently, the scandal has become more and more noisy. Every time Baoer has a video with him, he has to put a row of mustard in front of the computer. There are all kinds of brands and packages. There are big and small cans, tubes, diluted mixtures. ...

One more gossip girlfriend, one more type of mustard, and I don't know where my daughter-in-law got it.

I still remember that when I was surrounded by those little hens in the toilet, I had to rely on the big bodyguards to break through to get home safely.The elder brother was taught a little lesson, thinking that this matter is over.I didn't expect, I didn't expect, Bao'er has been writing it down in a small notebook, just waiting for the summer break to settle the accounts!

Why wait for the summer break, because if you are not careful, you will be seriously injured, what if the elder brother's na na ha is too fragile and can't get out of bed?

So, after tying up the elder brother Wuhuada to his heart's content, ravaging and destroying the flowers with hot hands, Bao'er patted his stomach, expressing that he was full and could be sentenced...

Don't ask how many days the big brother lay in bed, and don't ask how much mustard was used at that time...

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unspeakable pain...

In the past, the big brother was most afraid of injuries. He was afraid that he would not be able to play football. That was the most painful thing in life.

Since the summer break, the elder brother is most afraid of mustard, it is something that hurts the soul...

What's Voldemort, what's a split soul, try brushing mushroom heads with mustard?The taste of ecstasy is unforgettable for a lifetime, the hottest feeling in the softest part... There is also a magician who has been immersed in the Hehuan Avenue for 300 years watching over him, making you hard and soft, soft and hard...

Senior brother: My penis has become bigger, I will show you two times in a minute------ it is swollen, it is really swollen...

This is the punishment for being surrounded by little hens. Now that a girlfriend is rumored to be gossip a month, the big brother wants to kill Mendes!At the beginning, he agreed to such a plan, mainly because he underestimated his own charm. The senior brother really didn't expect that there would be so many unsubtle women who wanted to become rumored girlfriends one after another. He thought that two or three in a year or so would be enough.

Facing the current situation, Ronaldo has turned into a flower, and Mr. Football has become Mr. Pao-you. He is full of black coffee, no sugar, no milk, and he is suffering to death.

Eldest Brother: Baby, I'm still innocent, I'll always be innocent, after I leave you I'll be wearing iron underpants!

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Please have mercy!No mustard please!

The author has something to say:

Bao'er: I heard that you took promotional photos for XX's new underpants again?

Senior Brother: Yes, baby, have you read it, isn't it very tempting?

Baoer: Thinking about your scandal... I think you should endorse Iron Pants!