[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Time is like papa papa, you feel that you have spent a lot of energy, but in fact a few years have passed in the blink of an eye.

Last year, the big brother successfully entered the University of Real Madrid and studied the world superstar course. The results are remarkable, the process is arduous, and the pen is full of blood and tears.Leaving the care of the old hen Bao'er, the senior brother finally saw the wind and rain outside, and exercised his sensitive little nerves like his neck, making it thicker and stronger!

For this, Doris couldn't sleep at night because of her distress.

"If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't let you come to Real Madrid!"

"Look, Manchester United won the Champions League again!"

"I heard that Manchester United fans broke the Guinness Book of Records!"

The senior brother had tears in his heart, but on the surface he still seemed to be surrendering.While comforting his mother, he worked hard on the court, with a heart that would shit if he didn't score, and conquered the snow-white tsundere time and time again.

Real Madrid is every player's dream!That is a sacred stadium that only world superstars can set foot on!

but!

But!

But but!

Manchester United has now become a player's dream!It's still a high-quality stadium. Whether you are a world superstar or not, I don't necessarily want your high-quality stadium!

I think back then...

In the 06-07 season, Manchester United successfully won the Triple Crown.In the 07-08 season, Manchester United not only won the UEFA Champions League, the Premier League, and the FA Cup, but also won the European Super Cup, Club World Cup, Community Shield Cup and even the League Cup where the main players on the bench took turns. !What kind of concept is this?This is the concept of dominating world football!This is a concept that Manchester United has taken to the skies!

The elder brother went to Real Madrid with such honors all over his body. It can be said that he didn't go for gold plating. He is covered with blinding diamonds all over his body. Why else is he plated with gold?

Under such circumstances, the transfer is not well understood.Water flows to lower place, man goes to higher position.It's not that Real Madrid is not as good as Manchester United now, but that there is no need to pursue Real Madrid.Reasonable fans can analyze one, two, three, and really don't understand why he wants to leave.

Manchester United have gone to heaven, is there any club in outer space right now?Is the galaxy battleship really in the universe?Look at the Champions League!Who is the opponent of the Red Devils!

From a professional point of view, and from a personal development point of view, it doesn't make sense.The current prince of Manchester United, Boa Rui Che, has won the European Golden Boy Award, World Footballer No.2, won the American Music Award twice for Best Composition, once won the Grammy for Best Composition, and once won the Oscar for Best Electronic Music Soundtrack, fans all over the world, the number has surpassed that of Beckham, and he is the best seller of Manchester United peripheral products. In one year, the No. 77 jersey can sell more than 500 million pieces!This is the rhythm of Hollywood superstars, this is the rhythm known to everyone in the streets!

You say this has nothing to do with Ronaldo?Have fun with you!Who doesn't know that Boa's favorite thing is to walk the red carpet with Manchester United teammates?Who doesn't know that Bao'er likes to bring her good friends to steal the spotlight and circle fans?

Ask which football club in the world can win Grammys and Oscars in two years?Getting an invitation letter can kill you!How much exposure is this?Some starlets have struggled for a lifetime, but they can't get what they want.The Manchester United teammates easily became a model team, pretending to be cool, coquettish and unrestrained, making passersby fans, and they can wake up laughing in the middle of the night when their social status has risen.

The most intuitive example was exposed by Lu Fat himself.Before hooking up with Baoer, the publishing house gave him 500 million pounds to publish five autobiographies within ten years.But ever since Lu Fatty got up with Bo'er, his net worth has doubled due to various videos of thanking fans and various exposures on the red carpet.This is only a small corner, and the huge difference can already be seen.

A game that no one watches is not football, football exists only when there are fans!

In the same way, with fans, you are called a star!You can only be called a superstar when you have a certain number of fans!

Counting all the players in the world, no club can match the speed of Manchester United's fans. How many players regard football as their soul belief?Say I am not for money, I just love football!Everyone has to eat and spend money. Let’s talk about Lu Fat, Giggs, and Park Ji-sung. Since they carried the banner and followed the prince, how much more they have endorsed and how much their fans have grown.This is the benefit!

Therefore, the fans really don't understand that the big brother wants to run away from home to go to Guoguoya, and it's not because they are angry and burn the jerseys or something.Just wondering --- Ronaldo got water in his head?

How good Manchester United is now!What a boss!

In order to give his son a relaxed and comfortable environment to play football well, he did not hesitate to spend his money to buy the club, and he also owed Manchester United a terrifying debt.When Glazer bought Manchester United, how many Red Devils sent blades to burn jerseys and scarves to surround the top management.This is back to my father, let’s not talk about fundraising and donating to Bao’er, but also raise the banner to ask for support and love... Who told Glazer to sell bonds at every turn and transfer debts to Manchester United, for fear of Manchester United’s debt Not much.

The fans are also innocent, thinking that your son is a player, and your son is still a player who grew up in the Manchester United youth academy. When you hear that the club intends to sell your son, you break the news that they want to buy your son. It seems that they are not capitalists who are here to make money. Nonsense, purely to protect the calf.For the club's bright future, in order to prevent the club from going bankrupt, and to prevent their own players from being sold out, the fans fought hard, took a gamble, pressed the beliefs of several generations, and supported their father's acquisition!

The fans won the bet!

Delegating power to my father, in the past two years, I have hired a team of small experts with high salaries, which is the legendary planning team of Hollywood superstars. All kinds of packaging planning, design and creation made Manchester United's first team a star team.Players' income has increased, and the club's income has naturally increased.The money he earned didn't even go into his own pocket for a single penny, and it was all used to pay off debts!

Baoer even used her light and enthusiasm, rented a recording studio, brought players in one by one to record team songs, solo chorus, good friends duet, etc., recorded them into records, and put them in the surrounding area. Sale on sale!The income earned is divided equally with the players, both sides can make money, and they can also enjoy a singer's addiction, which is so beautiful!

Looking at the current situation of Manchester United, where can I find a club that has become king, a club that can greatly increase its reputation, and a club that gives players a relaxed environment?You must know that the fans have privately turned Manchester United into a football dream factory, and the speed of making stars is like shooting!In a blink of an eye, a little white dot ran towards the goal.In the blink of an eye, a player secretly turned into a star.It's not that no one wants to slap in the face, there will be different voices no matter what.But I can't hold back the support of the fans. The old man is also very strong, taking the team's trophies to move home, and the father is even more powerful, which fully interprets selflessness and love has no limits!

Tell me, where can I find such a beautiful, fairytale and magical club?Why is it that some people can't think about leaving?

Ronaldo, do you think you have put too much hairspray on your head?

The big brother is helpless, he knows that Manchester United is doing well now, especially well, and will continue to do well in the future.But Real Madrid is not bad either. As a player who dreamed of playing Real Madrid from a young age, how difficult it is for you to make people change their dreams!It's better to change your mind and not persuade him.

In private, Doris and her father in the cemetery originally hoped that the elder brother would go to Real Madrid to play football after he grew up.

Let's say, let's go to Oxbridge now, okay?Of course!Also very, very good!

But my mother likes me to go to Tsinghua University and Peking University, why?The authority in my own home is known to all the neighbors, and the family members all grew up listening to Tsinghua University and Peking University!I used to dream of going to Tsinghua University and Peking University to shine, but now I have entered Cambridge and Oxford, but I still have a little regret.

If my daughter-in-law was not the prince of Cambridge and Oxford, I would have hesitated for a while.But my daughter-in-law is, I have the capital to go for a while and come back. There is nothing to give up or not to give up, and there is nothing to choose or not to choose.Anyway, Cambridge and Oxford will always be my home, so what are you afraid of!

In the eyes of the fans, "Your head is flooded", the big brother dragged his luggage to Guoguoya.

Real Madrid insisted on a transfer at the beginning, but Manchester United disagreed, and it was not easy to kill them.Helpless, they began to secretly take the route of buying the broker.

Mendes is a smart man with a conscience. Having a conscience means he will respect the opinions of the players themselves, and being smart means he will calculate and look forward to which side has more development and can fill his wallet.

And after the silly father was deceived again and bought him an ugly and cute helmet that is said to prevent phone radiation at a high price, the agent predator who had already lived on the phone added another emotional line.

So in terms of public opinion and personal friendship, he failed to let Real Madrid do what they wanted.This is what he said to the big brother: If I want to sell you, the silly dad will definitely take back that stupid helmet----------smash my nose!

The elder brother raised his eyebrows and didn't expose the poor manager. In fact, there is no shame in being bribed with emotion by silly Baitian.

At that time, the negotiations were at an impasse. Baoer took a look at the development of the situation and used the summer break to frequently hold several gatherings of "concentration is the essence". From the name, I knew the members' gatherings.All kinds of cryptic hints inadvertently helped Messi go abroad to grab the headlines, so Real Madrid was in a hurry.

Ever since Messi was released by his enemy Barcelona, ​​the national derby has been unbalanced. Real Madrid urgently needs a strong player to check and balance Messi. Whether it is strength, position or fame, the big brother is the most suitable candidate.Manchester United is choking on this point, the imbalance between supply and demand, you are in a hurry to save your life, but I may not sell it, it depends on which of us is in a hurry.When the elder brother was interviewed by the media, he also said that he would listen to the club's arrangements. Anyway, no matter whether he leaves or not, he will return to Manchester United in the end.

Well, this is short of telling Real Madrid that I don't accept a buyout, I have been monopolized by Manchester United!

Real Madrid is struggling, Manchester United is too bullying, they still don't agree to the world's No. [-] transfer fee!Does the majestic Real Madrid need a loan?do you need?do you need?

After a deep chat with a few good friends in the team and the head coach Sir Alex, Bao Er came up with an idea behind the scenes. As long as he agrees to loan, when the big brother returns to Manchester United, he will loan Bell out, and Bell will come back after a few years After that, he also went out for a walk by himself, Lu Fatty can also go to study abroad, and he can talk about everything!

Real Madrid was deeply attracted by the pie drawn by Manchester United. To be honest, the players of Manchester United were all greedy and drooling.Not only are they strong enough, but these players' ability to absorb money is also amazing.

In the end, under the conditions that Real Madrid fought hard, Manchester United agreed to give Real Madrid 20.00% of the portrait rights of the players on loan, and the contract was finally negotiated.

Manchester United is in pain, Real Madrid is crying with snot and tears, this Manchester United is too picky and wicked.Everyone has come to our house, and in the future, we have to pay the old club for accepting advertisements and endorsements, what the hell!Manchester United reasoned with Real Madrid while feeling hurt. Do you think you are an ordinary player on loan?That's the European Ballon d'Or winner!That's the World Footballer!That's a world superstar!It was a human-shaped treasury covered in diamonds! 20.00% is enough for the portrait rights of five of you ordinary players, if you are not satisfied, we will not rent it anymore!

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No, we rent!

We will also develop a harmonious friendship alliance in the future. After Ronaldo, there will be Bell, Baoer and Lu Fat!After the agreement is made, the players will have friendly exchanges and Real Madrid will give priority to selection!

Thus, the largest player loan case in football history was born; Manchester United's talent exchange center plan was unveiled.Driven by the media's publicity and Manchester United's public relations, loan has officially become a new concept term. It is no longer the kind of player that I don't need to rent to you, but the player that I am reluctant to part with and will not sell to you.

The big brother didn't have the world's No. [-] transfer fee, but he got the world's No. [-] salary from Real Madrid, won the title of a treasured player from Manchester United who would never sell it, and got an indefinite return home ticket from Manchester United, and started the journey of realizing his dream.

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