[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

No matter how turbulent the media stirs up outside, the team itself doesn't have that much time to care about whether the boss will be laid off. For the Double Red Club, this is a game that is more important than the sky falling.

The same is true for the Red Devils, who can forgive Manchester United for losing to Real Madrid, Bayern, and even the Championship.Only the Shuanghong Club can't lose!

Liverpool is the enemy engraved on the bones of the Red Devils and dripping in the blood, and Manchester United is also a thorn in the side of the Red Army who can't wait to kill him soon.

The two teams have been entangled for more than a hundred years, and have never lived in peace. From the earliest economic port disputes, they gradually spread to politics, cities, and prestige.

Up to now, the two sides have become like fire and water, entangled in all aspects to form a big knot, even if aliens come with black technology, they can't untie the twists and turns inside.

Usually in the Premier League, it is life and death. This time the two reds met in the Champions League final and the hand-to-hand combat was even more catastrophic.

Thanks to the blessings of the British tabloids, the pre-match analysis of the UEFA Champions League final, which has attracted worldwide attention, has all become popular science. There are countless conflicts that have occurred.

Open the newspaper now, and the pages are basically occupied by the Premier League. The fourth page tells about the rivalry between Manchester United and Liverpool. The fourth page boldly speculates about the inside story of Manchester United's acquisition and transfer. !

People who haven't experienced it don't understand why the two sides can hate each other to such an extent.

If there are some emotions that can already dominate human nature, it is not difficult to understand that mutual hatred turns into mutual hatred and finally turns into wishing you to die and your whole family to die.

Everyone knows about the Munich tragedy. When the whole country and even the whole world mourned, Liverpool fans laughed. They made up many songs mocking the Munich tragedy and sang loudly on the field.

It is wrong to face the lost life without corresponding respect.Not to mention the actions of Liverpool fans. The Red Devils have engraved their hatred of Liverpool in their genes and passed it down from generation to generation.

Feng Shui took turns, Liverpool was unlucky to encounter the Hillsborough tragedy, and the Red Devils returned back a lot of what Liverpool did back then!Since then, the name Manchester United has been engraved in Liverpool's genes.

In the face of life, both sides gave reason buried in hatred. Looking back now, the elderly may regret it, but regret can't change anything.Fate will never go in the direction you imagined.

After many years, in fact, the new generation of Shuanghong would no longer want to stab you when they met. After all, the passage of time has taken away something.But the genes engraved in the bones of both parties will not change.For example, there is only one kind of red in the world, and that is the Red Devil/Red Army.

The double-red battle has spread from the field to the field. UEFA is almost annoyed by these two teams. It has never been so annoying!

As we all know, the UEFA Champions League final will select the stadium in advance. Even if the home team of the stadium finally enters the final, it will not have the right of the home team, and everything will be handled as a neutral stadium.

This means that ticket allocation, seat allocation, locker room allocation, jersey color allocation, etc. all need to be adjusted by UEFA and decided in accordance with the principle of fairness.

However, for the double reds who want to overwhelm each other everywhere, will UEFA's tuning be so simple?

What Manchester United has ten more tickets than us, this is not okay!

Why does Liverpool sit in the grandstand?Not even if we use the home team locker room!

For another example, both sides have to wear the home team jersey. This is the biggest issue of endless disputes. Who makes the saying "There is always only one kind of red" always floating in the Premier League?lottery?No!No!We don't smoke!We won't let each other have shit luck!We firmly believe that UEFA will give us a 'fair' account!

UEFA decides, both sides wear away jerseys!

The two teams refused to accept it, harassing UEFA every day, making dozens of phone calls a day, and making door-to-door applications while calling, which made the UEFA reception staff nervous and angry.The fans of the two teams were not worried either. They wore home team jerseys and held up banners to sit in front of UEFA. Manchester United sat on the left and Liverpool sat on the right. The large characters on the banners were "England has only one red"!

Passers-by who don't understand football probably won't recognize these two fans, both of whom are dressed in red, with the same banner saying, 'Let's all find fault', look at the sponsors of the team logo!

The police came to disperse them, but they were still not convinced. They pointed at the opposite side and said, "I will report! There are football hooligans on the other side, arrest them!"

If you face other teams, such as Milan or Inter in Serie A, Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund in Germany, Real Madrid and Barcelona in Spain, Paris in France, etc., the fans will not be so excited. What happened to the big giants? !Draw lots, draw lots, whoever is afraid of whom!

Only rivals Manchester United and Liverpool have to earn every millimeter.This is the Champions League final, the world's attention, the focus of hundreds of millions of people, how can my family be cowardly?If you are coaxed, you will be ridiculed by the other party for 100 years, that's right!

It's really nothing, UEFA has spoken, and if you don't obey the command, points will be deducted!UEFA is suffering. The two giants of the Premier League and the giants of Europe, the battle between the double reds has lasted for a hundred years, and if one is not handled well, it can become the scene of a murder of thousands of people.Past experience is not enough. After so many years, why did the two reds meet this year?Isn't it wonderful to miss quietly like before?

The FA was frightened. They covered their mouths and tied them together, while sticking carrots and sticks at the same time, finally allowing the Champions League final to be held as scheduled.

Athens Olympic Stadium, home team locker room.

Sir Alex looked at his players with his hands behind his back.

"I've finished what I should say a few days ago. If you lose today--you all ran back to England!"

"Liverpool is what the hell! You guys let go! Whoever made a mistake, I'll make him regret it!"

What's the mantra of Sir Alex Ferguson, especially when facing the media.I didn't see him exaggerating when he was not angry, but today he opened his eyes, all the team members nodded like bunnies, and opened their eyes wide, trying to let the old man see their serious efforts and high fighting spirit!

The two sides meet in the player tunnel, talk to their teammates, or look down at the ball boy, anyway, they look at the sky and the earth, but they don't look at each other.Both of them regard each other as nothing, and they are even more worried that they will be stimulated by the fighting spirit in each other's eyes after looking at each other, and there will be fights where they will be red cards before they even play.

The referee of this game is the German van der, from which we can see how much UEFA thinks about the double red.How to say, in the game where Van der presided over the penalty, Liverpool scored zero goals!

Even worse is Manchester United!

Do you know who Vander is?The referee at the 'England B level' in the mouth of the old man. In 2001, when Manchester United played against Deportivo, Sir Alex spit at the media after the game, and made Van der, who had just landed in the top European competition, worthless.Since then, the enmity between the two parties has ended.

Of course the referee has professional ethics, but he is not a Buddha, and he still has a small account in his heart.For example, whenever he hosts a Manchester United game, he tries to treat Manchester United fairly and justly, and there is no reason to argue.

But he is particularly tolerant of Manchester United's opponents, flopping?did not see it!foul?not count!Whenever Van der is present, Manchester United's opponents are as excited as winning a lottery.

Some time ago, when Manchester United played against Rome, it was the time when Manchester United's top executives PK the mayor of Rome. Van der was also the referee, and Scholes was sent off with a red card in the opening 13 minutes.

The old man couldn't hold back his temper, and sprayed Van der again, "With him on the court, we are like playing against 12 opponents!"

When the referee was announced for the Champions League final, Manchester United was in a bit of a slump. My father asked what was going on with his son, and then suggested, "Shall I ask someone to give him some laxatives?"

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Whoops!My dear father!This is not a young actor playing tricks to steal a role, so please go to sleep.The things in the crew are known to the crew, and the whole world knows about the UEFA Champions League. The operability is so different!

Besides, Liverpool is no better than Manchester United!

Everyone is a fly in the eyes of the referee. No one is luckier than the other. At most, it is bigger than which fly. Of course, Manchester United won this time.But Manchester United was not happy at all.

The newspapers in Germany also made an analysis. Van der should have a savior in his subconscious mind, just secretly thinking of himself as Superman and Harry Potter, defeating the strong with the weak, counterattacking with hanging silk, rising from the grassroots, etc. .Counting the games where he presided over the penalty, there are quite a few who come from behind.That is to say, if Manchester United played with a contraction in the first half, such as defensive and offensive, they may be under the glory of Van der's savior in the second half. Not only will they not receive a red card, but they may also be tolerant.

Of course, this is just to think about it. According to the times the old master spat at others, it is estimated that the savior has long since become an avenger.

The Avengers took out the coins and started splitting the sides.

Manchester United took the side and Liverpool kicked off.

How to say, it seems that Liverpool will not play the second half, they are going to strike in the second half!

For half an hour, he ran wildly all over the court, biting the ball as soon as he saw it, and attacking frantically without hesitating his physical strength.Just like Baoer YY said before the game, Manchester United was indeed weakened and the team was suppressed by Liverpool and could only shrink in their own half and couldn't move.

But this is just an appearance. The Red Army seems to be strong, but in fact there are not many threatening shots.They are facing five defense generals from the left, center and right, of course Bao'er is among them.Boer is in the middle to support, the Red Army is the same as Manchester United, or most of the Premier League teams, good at crossing from the side and cutting inside from the side.Bao'er can either support the wing or sit in the penalty area. He has turned Manchester United's defense into an armored vehicle.

The big brother and Giggs recovered near the midfield, and Lu Pang was alone in the front. Unfortunately, there were very few chances to catch the ball. From the nervousness at the beginning, to jogging, to the beginning of dragging the Red Army's back defense, Lu Pang showed his strength Various functions of the striker.

Liverpool is clearly prepared, with long passes from the backcourt, assault from the left, and outflanking from the right. Gerrard is particularly active. He can switch freely between offense and defense. The road cuts into the penalty area and crosses.

The change happened at the end of the first half, when Baoer intercepted the Red Army's ball in front of his own penalty area.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

2015 transfer period.

Various media broke the news that Neymar's heart belongs to Barcelona.

Barcelona fans also believe that Neymar is about to succeed Messi.

As a result, at Manchester United's official press conference, Neymar made an energetic appearance!

The reporter asked: "Do you think Ronaldo is better than Messi, so you decided to come to Manchester United to pick up Ronaldo?"

Neymar's cheerful smile instantly turned shy.

"I said before, if I'm not a player, I want to be a singer!"

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Bao Er, who has taken over the shares of her father Geffen Records and started her own private studio, said: "Which player likes to sing, please come to Manchester United! The prince will give you a Grammy!"