[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Whether it's true or not, anyway, my father is angry!The silly father looked at his father one after another.

"What are you looking at! Don't think I'll buy that sinkhole!"

My father said angrily.

"(￢_￢) Who told you to buy it? Being rich is amazing! Being rich can make you taller than me! You are so short!"

"I mean, don't let our son retire! If you dare to monopolize our son's career because of the club's shit, I will fight you to the death! I will fight you!"

The silly father jumped up from the sofa, rolled up his arms and sleeves, and raised his fleshy fists to demonstrate against his father!mock up!A hot dog with gold trim is still a hot dog, what to pretend, I always feel that others miss his wallet!Bad face!Don't force the silly old man to betray you!

Convex

My father is even more upset, I was already full of anger, this stupid old man is still looking for trouble, if you don't show off your power, you will think I am bean sprouts! !

"Do you know what a monopoly is? No culture!"

"Money is amazing! I will make our son the prince every minute, can you do it!"

"Don't think that you are the only one who truly loves your son! Me too! I love my son like the Virgin Mary! You are at most a priest in the church, what are you talking about! Stupid! Rude! Barbaric! Heartless !"

My father was flexible beyond his age, and jumped onto the coffee table with a little jump.Standing on the coffee table condescendingly spit at the silly dad.

The silly father took out a small handkerchief, covered his face, and rolled his eyes!

"I'm rude, brutal, and heartless! I raised my son by being rude, brutal, and heartless! I have changed my son's diapers, and I still have the teeth that my son changed. I also know that my son kissed a little girl on the face , I watched my daughter-in-law grow up. Jealousy! Jealousy! Go!"

The silly father restrained his own father's little master, and specially penetrated his own father's ribs.While talking, I shook my head and twisted my ass, hey, we are rude, but we watch our son grow up; we are barbaric, but we watch our son grow up; we are careless, but we watch our son grow up!A trick to eat all over the world!

My father was so angry, this kind of stupid old man who doesn't care about money and regards money as dung is his nemesis!The punisher who specially punished him for losing his son for more than ten years!

My dear father bent down and picked up an apple, and threw it at the silly father with the speed of thunder and jingle bells!

The silly father's chubby body unexpectedly strode sideways nimbly and passed the ball, dodging it!

Dodge it without stopping, dancing and singing "Beatit! Beatit!"

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Bao'er and senior brother stood at the door of the house, looking at each other.Bao'er poked the No. [-] bodyguard next to him, "Aren't you trying to persuade me? How long have these two been arguing?"

Bodyguard No. [-] is a chocolate-skinned hunk with a big white tooth when he smiles.

"Don't worry, young master, just get used to it. It just started when you came back!"

"Don't worry, young master. The boss's tea table in the United States is higher than this one. Those who jump up and down are fine. The doctor said that it can exercise the body and relax the mood, so we didn't stop it."

"Don't worry, young master. The coffee table fights with the coffee table. The more noisy the relationship, the better."

The three "don't worry" bodyguards blocked Bao'er's words. Did you know that it is easy to get a negative score for too caring service, bodyguards?

Besides, what you said revealed a lot of things, you know?

The elder brother's gossip and small flames turned into a prairie fire, pretending that father-in-law and silly father get along like this?

What about pipes?Where's the teacup?What about the boss with meticulous hair and no wrinkles in clothes?

Dear dad, your image has collapsed!

The big brother's sensitive eyes and passionate mind are pulingpuling to send him a friend signal again!This is a British specialty big rotten drama!

This is the legendary rotten drama where the screenwriter is killed, the director is killed, the actors are half-recognized, the audience all admits, and there is no producer!Stand up!

'The other side of the domineering president - just for the sake of being silly! '

'I met you because of my son, after the chicken and dog skipped over, I became a stepmother and you became a stepmother'

'Boss you don't understand love - London Bridge will fall'

'President: Overbearing is not my character, being arrogant is my true character'

'I am well-dressed to outsiders, but I am not as good as a beast to you and me! '

Nonsence! 'Treat me as young as ever! '

I don’t know why this scene got Bao’er’s point. Bao’er, who had been indifferent and passive, was suddenly moved!

"The most beautiful thing is the red sunset, which is warm and calm. The sunset is a flower that blooms late, the sunset is an old wine, and the sunset is an unfinished love."

While the little treble was soaring, he slid into the house with a round dance step, and the senior brother followed his wife and danced around.The specious dance steps of the two made both the real father and the silly father a little confused. What's the matter, the club wanted to sell them, so they were stimulated?

"Ah (the voice here is particularly turbulent)~~~~~~~ How much love has turned into a piece of sunset (here there is a pause) red, how much love has turned into a piece of (here there is an accent) sunset red!!!"

After Bao'er sang affectionately, she found that the two fathers were indifferent, so she realized that the online translation was automatic, and she sang it again!

"vomit---------!"

"vomit----------------!"

The dear father and the silly father were disgusted together.

The silly father jumped three feet high, fully proving that his physical fitness is really good!

"Son! Son! You're going to kill Dad! You can't find him even if you want a stepmother, he can't do anything but pretend!"

The dear father pointed at the tip of the silly father's nose, and gave a loud pooh!

"Bah! I'm no less disgusting than you, and I vomit a little longer than you! Look at your big belly! You can't even see your penis when you bend down! Who wants you!!!"

The silly father's face was flushed, you can't say that a man is bad even if you insult him, this is the century war that requires a desperate fight!

"Who says it can't be seen! I'm breaking the sky every minute! You can use your narrow penis to be jealous of my boldness! You can't even use Durex ----- no SSSSS number! I'm going to the supermarket cash register All members are frightened-------five Xs!"

The silly father stretched out his fleshy palm and shook it vigorously in front of his dear father.

"Stupid old man, you're just bragging! I'll promise you one thing if you can still be hard in your 50s! It doesn't matter if you want to write a check, you can add the number as you like!"

"Okay! Whoever repents will change his name to Papa!"

With a flick of his thick palm, the silly father took his dad off the coffee table, grabbed his dad by the shoulders and ran to his bedroom.

His father scolded while struggling, "Stupid old man, you're so annoying, you're a big fool, you're so heartless!" In the midst of his busy schedule, he turned his head and smiled at his son, and secretly blinked his eyes! ! !

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Bao'er was already desperate for his own IQ, and he had already reacted when his father was aggressive.

┭┮﹏┭┮, ginger is still hot!

Eldest brother was not slow to react, it was as if he had been struck by lightning.

Bridge Bean Sacks!What's the matter with this rush to watch DreamWorks black animation?

The supporting characters help the warrior go through hardships to find the dragon and save the princess.In fact, the princess carried a sack of gems and hired a dragon. When the princess saw the warrior coming, she immediately tore up her clothes and put on a provocative pose with her own eye drops. What's the matter?

The princess disliked the supporting actors for not being strong enough, they came too slowly.Does my father also dislike the two of them for not comprehending the spirit?

"Chris, I think our family has a happy event, but I'm not happy at all, ┭┮﹏┭┮"

"Honey, I think the two of us may have tricked the silly dad, and I'm not happy, ┭┮﹏┭┮"

The young couple looked at each other with tears in their hands, but were speechless!

The big brother blinked and blinked his watery eyes, dragging his wife to listen to the corner of the wall!

"NO! Don't be impulsive! Think about it, if the two of us get a son as a present for charging phone bills, come to the door every day to hear how you feel in the corner of the two of us!"

Bao'er is pulling her own man, while restraining herself with difficulty, don't be curious, must hold on, and the 360-degree god recognition will sweep over there.Not only do you have to grow the eye of a needle, but you also despair of the world!The outlook on life, values, and the world will collapse!

The eldest brother listened to his daughter-in-law's words, and he clenched his fists and held back!He is so guilty, he is a murderer!He is the murderer who sent the silly father to the wolf's den!

"Dad is an old wolf! Cunning and vicious, he loves acting! The owner of a football club may not know how to play football, why does the owner of Hollywood DreamWorks know how to act!!!"

The eldest brother held his wife's hand and stood in the middle of the universe calling Wikipedia, come and give me answers!

"You're right! What kind of boss should you be if you have such acting skills? My dad should go to the Oscars! This is disrupting the balance of the workplace, this is breaking the rules of the industry!!"

Bao'er and the elder brother each lighted the wax for their own IQ, especially Bao'er, who was heartbroken even more thoroughly.He used himself to prove that IQ does not increase by living longer.

IQ is not what you want to buy, you can buy what you want, let me see through, mentally handicapped people have no future!

You wiped away my tears, I licked your wounds, the two of you talked about each other for a while, finally cheered up, and decided to analyze the things they usually ignore, trying to find clues from the clues!

At this time, footsteps came, Bao'er looked back!

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What?

It's over so soon?

Does the family have to buy some Tiger Whip and Deer Blood, the eldest brother of the Wei family?

The elder brother also heard the sound, the silly father was in front of him, and his real father followed behind.After walking a few steps out of the corridor to the living room, seeing his father's face clearly, the eldest brother was secretly amused, and stabbed his wife.

Bao'er and the elder brother were head to head, hiding their faces on each other's shoulders and laughing all the way!

Dear father, the expression that you have taken off your pants ------ damn, damn you put on again!

What's the difference between you taking off your trousers and having a layer of long johns inside?What's the difference?What's the difference?You might as well wear two layers, anyway, I can't see, I don't feel itchy, 〒_〒

My father is suffering so much, I have been doing psychological counseling for myself for a long time, I have resigned myself to my fate, I have been a scheming bitch, and I have announced the answer in front of my son, how can you so to me?

Everyone is born with a nemesis, the difference is when you will meet.His father committed Tai Sui in his later years, and he met Natural Black.

It's like the snake essence fell in love with grandpa, and told the gourd baby that I and your grandpa are true love, but grandpa took off his human skin and became a bezoar essence!The snake essence vomited blood and fell to the ground, and the bezoar essence said aggrievedly, I am sorry that it was not my intention to hurt you!

What about gourd baby?The gourd baby died laughing on the sofa!

Want to pee, pee all the tears in my heart, or I will come up...

That is to say, in fact, in a short period of time, my father has been able to talk and laugh freely and personable.

After all, the person who has seen the big scene is, after all, a bigwig in Hollywood, and his father's heart is overwhelmed.

The silly father sat down on the sofa with a big horse, with a smug expression on his face.

"The most important thing to be a man is to do what you say! The most important thing to do business is reputation----"

"Stop! Don't piss me off. I don't intend to renege on my debt. I'm such a high-ranking man. I'm a Hollywood bigwig. I have a net worth of 60 billion. How much money can I owe you? Tell me! How much do you want!"

My father clapped his hands, and the big bodyguard with a very low sense of presence appeared on the stage. He first pretended to pat the non-existent ashes on the sofa, and then sat down with his arms around his father, brewed a cup of mellow black tea and handed it to his father with both hands, and finally quickly Evacuation continues stealth at the door.

After this set of services, the trio who were already used to it but still felt blind all the time curled their lips at the same time, really hate it!

The silly father was in a different state than when he was always running on his relatives. Now he changed his expression, from complacent to pouted to simple and honest in an instant!

"I don't want money. I'm not the kind of person who is greedy for money. Didn't you say you want to promise me something?"

"Yes! You can do whatever you want. You can meet any celebrity you want, go to a concert, even if you want to act in a movie yourself! I'll get it done in minutes!"

I looked forward to watching you take off your pants, but you still have a layer of long johns inside you, and you didn’t get what you wanted because you didn’t have enough character. He admitted it, and seized the opportunity to use the advantages of personality, charm, career, domineering, domineering, president, and winner in life to focus fire. you!

The silly father not only smiled foolishly this time, but also rubbed his hands foolishly.

"Then what, just one thing, you bought Manchester United for our son."

(⊙o⊙) Ah!This is Big Brother and Bao'er!

Huh, this tea is delicious, (╯▽╰), this is my dear father!

The silly father didn't care, and continued to smile honestly and kindly.

"You didn't intend to renege!

You are so tall!

You are a Hollywood mogul!

You are worth 60 billion!

How can you be short of such a small amount of money!

explain!When will you buy it! "

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(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Will there be a way for people to survive!There will be retribution for being so human!

Do you know that your character has been ruined by these few words?You are the typical example of a honey-mouthed sword!You are the deepest hidden boss!

The silly dad suddenly became witty and hard to guard against!

My father was framed by his own words, just like standing on the shoulders of the Statue of Liberty, looking down, it was full of bitterness!

As a good son, as a good son who knows that the club can't make much money, Bao'er feels that it's time for him to stand up and be a bricklayer, building a slide for his father.

But today, Silly Baitian went out to tease the true, the good and the beautiful, and naturally came over to borrow a toilet.

Eldest brother is another person who makes my father hard to guard against. Very, very, very coincidentally, before his daughter-in-law speaks, he praises his father in a tone that is very similar to a Broadway aria.

"Oh my God! Dad, you are so generous and heroic! You are so heroic! Other fathers buy their son a football to play with, but you buy your son a club to play with! This kind of demeanor, this demeanor, this forceful style, and this expensive protection Behavior, this is the love of licking a calf like a high mountain, you are a model of men in the world, my silly father and I deeply admire it, you are the lighthouse soul mentor of our family of four!"

After speaking in one breath, the elder brother turned his head and looked at Bao'er expectantly, (☆▽☆)

"Honey, am I going to be promoted from winger to boss lady soon?"

"=.=You can at most have a young wife, if you want to become a boss lady, you have to ask our silly dad!"

Bao'er's heart was deviated to the armpit, and it was the armpit that went back to the armpit after a full circle around the chest.

Putting aside his work as a mason, he mourned for his father's assets, and silently admitted that he wanted to be a prince.

Bao'er is not a cheating son either. My father just told him two days ago that his old man is busy recently, so the Sun newspaper's matter will be moved back.

What is my father busy with, busy arguing and breaking up, the three old boys of DreamWorks are about to break up.There is no problem with their friendship, but there are differences in future business philosophy and development direction.Starting a company is like driving a car. The three drivers take turns to drive happily and easily.But now the three drivers have to go in three directions, and there is only one car, so what should I do?Break up!

At present, the shares have not been completely liquidated. It is a bit reluctant to part with the relationship for so many years. People who are usually decisive have become procrastinated.For example, my own father ran to England to accompany his son.For example, the other two rebellious old boys, each with their own excuses, traveled all over the world and did not return to the United States.

I love you, and I will always love you, but our personalities are not compatible and we cannot go on.The divorce agreement was signed tremblingly and sadly.

This is how the three of them are now.

Bao'er doesn't know as much as his father, but he knows this situation clearly. Now his father has consciously cultivated his son, teaching what should be taught, and what should not be taught.

When the silly father asked for a bet, Bao'er actually thought of a very whimsical idea, because she also thought it was unreliable, so she didn't say it.As a result, the elder brother stood beside the silly father and waved the flag, and he was going to say this idea, let his father refer to it, and punch the old master to death, maybe it will be useful!

"I heard that the eldest, second and sixth children of Glazer's family both wanted to develop in the entertainment industry, and tried the water, but they were flooded."

My father understood immediately, he bowed his head and began to think.After a few minutes I got up again and made a phone call.

The silly dad flashes his wit and tricks people, and when his inspiration goes off, he is silly and sweet.He asked his daughter-in-law if she understood what was going on.

"My baby wants to exchange shares of DreamWorks for Manchester United!"

The silly father suddenly realized and nodded, and suddenly patted the senior brother on the head again!

"Speak up! Who are you fooling! Can DreamWorks be as valuable as Manchester United?"

When my father turned around after making the phone call, he heard such a sentence, and his whole body was shot in the back!

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"The market value of DreamWorks is about 12 billion pounds! Although I only account for more than one-third, there is still more than enough for Manchester United!"

My father gritted his teeth in a word!Don't think you can bully me just because I have a crush on you! Q dish Q

Bao'er has a red heart towards the sun, how can he just ignore her bullying her father so much.

"It's like this, because the needs of the two parties are not equal, so things are still operable. There are six children in the Glazer family, and not every child likes to invest in sports.

Moreover, Glazer is over 70 years old. Except for decision-making matters, he now handles the rest of the things to the children.Three out of six kids love the entertainment industry, and that was our chance.

We can have Manchester United or not, but they aspire to be in the entertainment industry.Because the demand is different, the value cannot be calculated according to the figures on the book.

They are veterans in sports investment, Manchester United sold, there is another one.But in the entertainment industry, they failed several times without opening the scene.

Our great dad, Mr. Geffen, can pave a way for them to go to the entertainment industry, allowing them to go from the starting line to the finish line.

Of course, how to maintain and operate after the end is their own problem.

If there is no great daddy, they eat raw by themselves, not counting the brokerage cost, and the time cost cannot be calculated by the pound.

The most critical issue is that among the six children, the oldest and second child have the most say, and the sixth child is the most favored.It is these three little Glazers who are full of ambitions for the entertainment industry.

And silly dad, don't forget, Manchester United still owes a lot of debt!

If it wasn't for the cleverness of the Glazer family, I guess we could earn some pounds if we changed to someone who is stupid and has a lot of money. Of course, this is not impossible, and it depends on the negotiation.

But don’t get too excited, the other two old boys from DreamWorks, Spielberg’s romantic ideal young man, he’s fine, it’s hard to say whether the other one will accept it, after all, differences have already arisen in DreamWorks. "

My father looked at Bao'er with satisfaction, and he was still a son, and looked at the silly father with disgust, ╭(╯^╰)╮Just rely on my kindness and tolerance and not bully you, sooner or later you will fall into my hands, when the time comes I can't walk anymore and don't sit in a wheelchair. I let you carry me on my back every day and lie on your back. I hate your gray hair!

"Hey, it's easy on my side. I called and asked, and there's nothing wrong with them being brothers. The big director said that it's okay to go to Disney with him, but he doesn't care what happens to Glazer in Disney. Jeffrey said he would He can work in an independent animation company from DreamWorks, anyway, he can hold back a rookie in the entertainment industry."

The four of them looked at each other in blank dismay. At first they thought the idea was really funny, but now that they think about it carefully, the success rate is extremely high.Is Manchester United destined to be with us?

My father hesitated all night for the last time, and called Mendes, who was really miserable and phony, the next morning. The two talked in detail for more than an hour, and finally Mendes lived in the big brother's room with all the money. The home used to collect ashes is a big project and a big business. Mendes is not at ease if he doesn’t keep an eye on him all the time. Seeing that his wallet is getting bigger and bigger, and his forehead is getting more and more wrinkles, Mendes has to think about asking the big brother for some advice. Facial mask.

The silly father took Bao'er and the big brother out shopping and swiped their cards to buy and buy, leaving space for the coming guests.

For the first time, the old man wore a mask and a baseball cap, dressed like a robber, got into the bodyguard's car, walked around Manchester for a week, and then secretly entered Bao'er's house.

Thanks to the old man for his help, thanked the old man for looking down on Grace very much, thanked his father for having a player son, the old man knew about some financial pits he knew, the real arrears were completely wiped out, and he even fought for himself The hegemony of the transfer period and the retention of key staff.

If you really love Manchester United, you will carry some heavy things at certain moments and make difficult choices.In the eyes of the old man, the father who bought the club for his son is much better than Grace who uses Manchester United as an ATM machine.

Ready to go, just waiting to start negotiations.Poor Grace didn't know that the landmines they buried had been flagged by Sir Alex Ferguson. They were arguing upside down at home, three against two, three to accept negotiations, two optimistic about Manchester United, and the remaining one on Wall Street.

Infighting is the most beautiful flower. Manchester United's non-staff team headed by their father enjoys smelling the fragrance of flowers, and set up a blower to blow the fragrance of flowers all over the UK!

The author has something to say: I light wax for myself who is too busy every day, so why didn't I think about writing an article at the beginning? QQ

I'm so hungry, it's midnight, I haven't had dinner yet, come and touch me, hug me, kiss me, I need love T_T

Fat badges that have never been seen before, hemp claws!

One more long-winded sentence, I read the information for a long time and didn't understand the acquisition, QAQ, please forgive me for being unruly and uneducated, the above content is all fabricated. ↓There is present!

Because it is too late today, for everyone, I decided to present my virgin theater.

In the 2010-2011 season, the Premier League.

Baoer scored a crucial goal!

Manchester United, including the goalkeeper, walked in front of the cameras on the sidelines, lifted their jerseys to reveal their close-fitting sweatshirts, and rows of printed letters attracted the attention of hundreds of millions of fans.

Baoer: Although the neck is thick and the head is small, Ronaldo is handsome and flies into the universe. When will you come back?

Lu Fat: Don't come back, it's great for me to eat cakes alone!

Ryan Giggs: It doesn't matter if you come back or not, send me some Madrid ham :-D

Nani: Mail me some hometown specialties next week. I'm a bit greedy recently.

Van der Sar: I just came to join in the fun, O(∩_∩)O

Park Ji-sung: I brought kimchi back and mailed it to you!

Gary: Cristiano Ronaldo came back with his friends, such as Cassie, Striker, Pepe, Kaka, I'm sorry the clothes are too small to write down, and I will name Manchester United the best next time!

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Commentary: "The camera is kneeling for you. Gary, you printed such small characters with a preview of the sequel. Didn't you make it at all? Also, Mourinho, you made your players into Spain and England. Logistics center?"

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Maybe I should write a reply from Real Madrid or something?