[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

2015 summer break.

Eldest brother and Bao'er have been married for more than ten years and still can't get enough of it!You feed me food, I feed you water, and the sheets have to be changed five times a day to be fresh.

The silly dad was going to buy muscle relaxants, and he said that it didn't work at all when he treated the two wasteful people.The silly father is just worried about the big brother, he is already in his thirties, why doesn't he know how to keep in good health?

The father saw that the silly father was really angry, so he directly sent a big bodyguard to follow the prodigal couple 24 hours a day, never leaving!I ordered the elder brother to take good care of the body, especially the kidneys! ! !

The two of them had no choice but to play live at home to pass the time. After all, they were all top stars now, so there shouldn't be too much commotion caused by going out for a circle.

The two of them were in the midst of a battle, when suddenly there was a thunder on a sunny day --- click! ! !

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The big brother got up from the ground in a daze, and looked around......

A big old and thick tree stood in front of the elder brother.

'Baby!Where are you baby?I'm a bit imaginary...'

The elder brother stepped forward and touched it, and it seemed to be true.Emma, ​​if this is true, how many people can surround it?

'Baby, I seem to ----- time-traveled! '

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'Baby, I seem to have really time-traveled! '

Just talking about it in my heart can't suppress the grass mud horse in my heart, the big brother let out a cry.

"Oh my god!!!! I'm so time-traveling!!!!"

"Hush------------!"

"Don't shout, I'm here!"

Bao'er went around the tree looking for his men, and a heart-piercing roar guided Bao'er directly.

Big brother burst into tears!

What's the matter, why don't people play football?Who the hell is so wicked and threw the primeval forest at us!

Grass mud horse,~~o(>_<)o~~Give me back my brothers and sisters, my silly father, my dear father, and my Lamborghini, Audi, Porsche, Ferrari and Big Bentley!

The eldest brother hugged his daughter-in-law with tears streaming down his face, and raised two middle fingers to the sky -------- click!a bolt from the blue!

Bao'er trembled, damn, he also has a shadow when thundering, okay?Hurry up and hold the elder brother's hand tightly.

"QAQ, don't scold God. God is very close to the people here. He will always check whether his people have said anything bad about him! QAQ, be steady!"

Bao'er saw this big tree when he first arrived here, and immediately understood where he was.Nima, this is the bodhi tree pretending to be a first love card! ! !

The eldest brother sees his daughter-in-law's tears burst into tears when she says one sentence, and tears flow when she says another sentence.He stood strong. At this moment of mutual dependence, he must take responsibility and not be cowardly. He is the baby to rely on, and the baby's harbor!

The two hugged each other and encouraged each other. At this time, the sky descended, and colorful auspicious clouds appeared!

A person walked from the clouds to the Bodhi tree step by step, seemingly slowly but really quickly.

With a bald head, snow-white linen clothes, gray monk shoes, and a string of Buddhist beads in his hand.

The visitor leisurely sat cross-legged under the tree, with a pitiful smile on his face, he raised his head and looked at the cowardly duo.

"Fool, don't you realize it yet?" The great monk could tell at a glance that the man with the golden hair and blue eyes was his former junior brother. Except for the change in the color of his hair, he still had the same bewitching face.

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I don't know why there are always some people who don't see right by nature, such as the senior brother seeing the great monk.Originally, the appearance of slowly landing from the sky as if walking on the ground, still stunned the elder brother. He thought that in the ancient Greek mythology, when the gods returned to their thrones, he was so nervous that he was ready to sacrifice his life to save his wife. get ready.

Unexpectedly, this big bald head's words would make the senior brother's fear and shock disappear without a trace. Although he didn't understand what the bald head said, seeing the way the bald head looked at his wife made the senior brother very unhappy!

"Who are you? Did you shave your hair because you joined our Great Dragon Sect? You can't pretend to be arrogant after joining the sect! Both of us have been in the sect for more than ten years, and we are not as awesome as you!"

The great monk frowned slightly, he couldn't understand, who came from which village?A flash of spiritual light shot out from the fingertips, and went straight into the eyebrows of the elder brother!

The moment the great monk made a move, Bao'er stopped the elder brother behind him, but unexpectedly Ling Guang went to the elder brother when he turned a corner.

Nima!Dead monk!I have a bitter hatred with you!

Bao'er burst into tears as soon as she swiped her eyes, she quickly hugged the elder brother and looked up and down... What's the matter?

The weak duo froze for a moment, and looked at the great monk together.

The great monk was very helpless. He had already become a monk and hadn't killed anyone for more than a hundred years.If it's a girl, I can still see Hong once a month. Now he almost forgot what color red is, okay?Belly sinister heart of a gentleman!Do not open Sen!

"The poor monk just helped him open up his spiritual wisdom, otherwise the poor monk wouldn't understand the slang he said!"

Did you hear that?I'm doing good, you two idiots!

"Fuck your big cousin's wit! Why are you so wicked? My man is a human! He's a human! He's not some kind of spirit beast, but he's smart! I'll use your big cousin's wit!!"

Eldest brother somehow mastered a foreign language, and this time the three of them communicated without barriers. Although he doesn't know what spiritual wisdom is, he understands spirit beasts, and that's what a curse!

You called me a beast the first time we met?Can't bear it!Beat him BK!

The elder brother rolled up his arms and sleeves and went up, Bao'er was pulling him behind, his clothes were torn and he didn't stop him!This unscientific!

Senior brother, how could a person with no cultivation at all break free from Bao'er, who has practiced dual cultivation of Dafa for more than ten years?

When the big brother was rolling up his sleeves, an interface suddenly popped up in his mind ----- Pro Evolution Soccer role selection!

He turned around and said to his wife, don't worry, your husband has golden fingers!I have the world's top players with me!Watch me beat that big bald man who scolded me to death!

Eldest brother still doesn't know that the person he is facing is a former beheaded by thousands of people.

As a professional player, he is still a very successful professional player. Football occupies 80.00% of his brain cells. In his eyes, high strength equals good football. He has all the football superstars in the world, and he is the world Invincible those who follow me prosper and those who oppose me perish!

When the great monk saw him approaching angrily, he didn't take it seriously. A mere mortal who had never practiced before could not break his protective aura even with a sword.The great monk didn't even look at the elder brother, he looked at Bao'er with a look of "I'm sorry, I hurt you, you were too stimulated, and even found a mentally retarded person".

Bao'er has been in the modern society for so many years, what kind of YY novels haven't I seen?The elder brother has not yet started casting, but he can easily defeat him, which shows that Golden Finger is very powerful!You can definitely look forward to the scene where the incumbent beats up the ex!Bao'er was still hesitating whether to make it so stiff, after all, he didn't know if the two of them would go back to play football, and if they settled down here, it would not be good to offend the natives like this.

The great monk wanted to die on his own, and even expressed his inner dislike to Bao'er with such eyes.

Bao'er is angry, it's your big cousin's!

How dare you despise me man!It doesn't matter if you are a native or not, I won't stop it anymore, I will add fire to it!

"Chris! He's my first love!!! All my firsts are for him!!!!"

Boom -----------!The elder brother's anger exploded!

Every ex and incumbent has a sworn feud!

Although I don't know when the two of them met, but now is not the time to think about this, I will call ~~~~~~~~! ! !

The senior brother chose Pepe, and the Shaolin monk Pepe is here too!

A puff of smoke passed, and the system Pepe with dull eyes and a stiff expression appeared, following the elder brother's wish, he threw himself on the great monk and kicked him!

The elder brother was not idle either, he teamed up with Pepe, and beat the monk madly with fists.

The great monk was stupefied!This is impossible, why does it hurt so much for a mortal with no cultivation base to beat someone? QAQ Did I still fight back?I am a monk, I am merciful, I cannot hurt the innocent and the weak...It hurts so much...

The great monk couldn't bear it anymore, he stretched out his hand tremblingly and was about to make a formula and chant the mantra!

Said that at that time, Bao'er was too familiar with these gestures, and the moment the monk raised his hand, he shouted: Suarez!

The elder brother and his daughter-in-law are in the same mind, just as Bao Er finished speaking, Suarez arrived!

When he opened his mouth, he bit the monk's hand!

Small!Do you think there is no such thing as a scientific interface?Suarez teaches you what Yafeng is!

The great monk yelled, and the finger bitten by Suarez turned red!

o(>﹏<)o It hurts to look at it!

The great monk is angry, the barbarians are deceiving people too much!His whole body was shocked, and the three elder brothers fell to the ground.Bao'er untied her belt, and whipped it at the handsome face of her first love like a whip!

The first love can't do anything to Bao'er!After all, they were deeply in love and got along, and the two of them separated because he realized different ways. Even if his six faculties are pure now, he can't erase the deep feelings in the past.

The great monk sighed, and let Bao'er slap his face with a belt, and his white face instantly became red and swollen.He waved and grabbed the belt before Boa hit him in the face a second time.With force, Bao'er was brought to his eyes.

"Immeasurable heart, good fortune, no limit, life, love, rules and regulations, why don't you see it?"

The great monk looked at Bao'er with compassion, and stretched out his hand to gently stroke Bao'er's hair.

Eldest brother is a little confused, is this going to continue the frontier?No way, when he had doubts about finding a wife, he asked openly, "Honey, what does the bald man mean?"

The monk's aura is not in place, the same language is different from the culture, and the old master can't understand it.

Bao'er is also speechless, why is this first love so narcissistic after so many years?

"The translation is, he knows that I love him, but he has become a monk, and he can't respond to me. I hope I can secretly love him quietly and don't come to him!"

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Nima, this face is as wide as Old Trafford.

The elder brother just vented his anger by beating the monk fatly, so why should he be shameless?Do you know what is overnight meal day lily?

"Fatty Lu!"

"Viela!"

"Kean!"

"Zidane!"

"Ba God!"

A series of roll calls by the big brother, a few bangs of smoke, and a large gathering of violent red card players!

Even Pepe, Suarez and himself rushed towards the monk!

Bao'er covered her face and couldn't bear to look directly at her. She was too uncivilized and impolite. When she got home, she had to teach the elder brother a lesson and just let others do it.

Here the eight people and the great monk are fighting fiercely, click---------!A thunderstorm on a sunny day!

Bo'er's heart skipped a beat.

"Han Zai, come here quickly, we are going home!"

The eldest brother quickly ran out of the battle group and hugged his wife.

Before leaving, Bao'er whispered something in the elder brother's ear.

The elder brother nodded and shouted: "Tan Wangsong!"

A yellow-skinned player suddenly appeared, and at the moment the couple disappeared, his feet were hanging above the monk's penis...

The author has something to say: Bahahahahaha~~~~~~

I thought about this stalk when I wrote the article, and finally wrote it out, let’s take it for fun, (*^__^*)