[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

It's not difficult to understand the old man's thoughts. If you can't win this game, no one will count the goal difference with you, they only count the away goals.Just one more goal and Manchester United can go to Athens!Even if Milan seized the opportunity to score another goal, so what?It has reached this level, it doesn't matter if you lose one more goal or one less goal.

There was not much time left for Manchester United, and it was just over six minutes including stoppage time.Except for Van der Sar and the two left-behind defenders, Manchester United's eight players pressed in as a whole!What courage!How much pressure has been brought to Milan again!

Once there is a mistake, the game will end early.Manchester United can't afford to lose, everyone is tense, watching all directions and listening to all directions.

Kaka and Gattuso went down too early, especially Kaka, with him, Milan can still limit Boer in the midfield area in terms of speed, but Kaka is off!

The core of Manchester United is in the formation. Giggs played a triangle battle with Baoer and the big brother. The three of them passed short and fast passes, and they brought the ball into the penalty area tacitly. Other Manchester United players helped to block the line of sight. position, eight players formed a bomber and rushed towards the goal with murderous intent!

The penalty area is overcrowded right now, and it's an error-prone timing.Milan can steal the ball and attack, taking advantage of the emptiness of Manchester United's defense and scoring another goal.Manchester United can also take advantage of the chaos and get tickets to Athens.

Three legs!

Three feet laid the victory for Manchester United!

When entering the penalty area, Bao'er was dribbling the ball. Regardless of his height or weight, he was too intimidating.In the relatively narrow area of ​​the penalty area, several Milan players ran towards Baoer, which did not have the effect they expected. Manchester United is not a team for Baoer alone. The teammates used their bodies to separate a space for Baoer .

Bao'er stuck to the ground and rushed towards the lower left corner. Dida made a brave save. Lu Pang squeezed away the opponent in front of him, followed by a follow-up shot, which hit the leg of Milan's defender and was blocked!The landing point is right in front of Bao'er!

The big brother shook his chest muscles, threw away his arms and exerted strength, grabbed the Milan player Pirlo who was stuck on the right side of Baoer with his left hand, and put his right hand in front of Ambrosini who was beside him, and squeezed Cafu on his back. , one person singled out three people, no one would even think about it!Let my wife kick! !

Bao'er lived up to the elder brother and calmly followed.

But at this moment, Kafu, who was behind the big brother, stretched out his foot in the crowd, and went straight to kick Bo'er's calf. If the kick was real, Manchester United's hope of counterattack would be wiped out, and they would keep Kaka warm at the critical moment. Heinze appeared with the halo of saving the world!He also made a kick. Cafu kicked from the right side of Baoer, and Heinze kicked from behind Baoer. Both sides exerted force, and Cafu kicked wide!

And at the moment when the two feet met, Bao'er crossed the area filled with flames of war, and under the desperate eyes of tens of thousands of Milan players and fans, Bao'er sent the ball into the net pocket!

"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo And Of

"Manchester United drew with Milan 3:3! The Jedi counterattacked in 10 minutes! Manchester United got the ticket to Athens!!!"

The media exploded, this kind of Jedi counterattack is too exciting, too exciting!The Premier League is the nemesis of Milan, first Liverpool and then Manchester United, what is going on?

While the media was bombarding and praising Manchester United, a small breeze swept the hearts of the majority of female fans!

A photo of Milan tying Manchester United but losing the chance to win the Champions League final. Kaka stood up from the bench and knelt on the ground looking at the sky.

Manchester United broke the hearts of the Rossoneri, and a photo of Kaka broke the hearts of thousands of girls.How many female fans looked at the photos and wept silently.

A kind of sadness rushes through the two-dimensional photos, as if you can smell tears --- so commented by female fans.Excited female fans looked at Bao'er, the biggest hero of the game... Facing the beautiful face of the century, she silently swallowed her saliva, and went to Ancelotti in anger!

Ancelotti has become the blame man. No matter whether his tactics are wrong or not, he will blame him if he loses. Why did he replace Kaka so early?If Kaka is still there, they will definitely win!

Whether this is wishful thinking of the fans or not, Manchester United did catch up in the 10 minutes after Kaka and Gattuso went off the field.There are too few highlight moments for Manchester United, only Boa's hat-trick in the last 10 minutes.

Bo'er and Kaka became famous, and Bo'er's dribbling and speed have become the focus of attention.But this is useless, because the majority of fans generally believe that Kaka is slightly better.Why didn't Bao'er shine when Kaka was on the court?

The two each had their own supporters, and they quarreled together.There seems to be a kind of tacit understanding between Mendes and the opposite party. They didn't stop the fans from exerting their strength, but they just guided them secretly, trying to guide them in the direction of being evenly matched, each with its own strengths, □Mandarin ducks playing in the water, hello, hello, everyone.

Let's make a noise, the more noisy the more red.Anyway, there is a kind of love called love and killing each other, and another kind of love called sadomasochistic love.

As the center of public opinion, the two people exchanged jerseys in a friendly manner, and made an appointment to see you next time on the field, and fight again!Eldest brother sees a kind of heroic aura exuding between the two people, all kinds of upset!

Both of them were interviewed after the game. One said that the other party was strong and appreciated it, and the other said that he looked forward to the next match, and they had already exchanged contact information.

In such an atmosphere, the Sun newspaper sent candy to the big brothers, and they said that they would not follow the trend, they wanted to gain attention and attention, and specialize in reporting what other companies did not have.

They used various cryptic words to analyze the relationship between Bao'er and the elder brother in an all-round way.For example, why is the big brother so selfless? He himself had a chance to shoot the last kick at the time. Why did he use his big muscles to block the three Milan players? He usually plays football very uniquely.For example, when Baoer and Kaka exchanged jerseys, why did the big brother curl his mouth.For example, when Bao'er was injured, why did the elder brother run faster than anyone else, and hug Bao'er in his arms as soon as he got close?wait wait wait.

Fans are a special kind of people.Nobody wants to know what they are thinking!

Lu Fat's fans plugged in first, their focus was not on Shuangxiu's pink bubbles, they felt that the Sun newspaper was defiant!

The examples reported by Nima Sun all have our Xiaopang appearing, okay?Where did you put him?Are you ignoring him?Manchester United small tank Manchester United small steel cannon is blowing?The sense of existence is so weak?You don't even look at my chubby size, you're blind, can't you see?

Fans of Fatty Lu marched through the Sun newspaper first, and it was available in various languages.Lu Fat has gained a large number of fans recently by taking advantage of Bao'er's Dongfeng.

Regardless of whether Lu Fat's appearance is attractive to fans or whether it conforms to European and American aesthetics, anyway, the support rate in Asia is very high. They said that they like this kind of face that looks like a wide shoehorn. They have a Uncle Benshan is a thin version of the shoehorn face, they are all cute and cute.

Lu Xiaopang, whom we love so much, is a butterfly a butterfly?Who gave you the rights?You guys are mentally retarded and heartless!

The fans of the elder brother with higher combat effectiveness also exploded, Nima took money to frame us Ronaldo!Can this matter be reported casually?Is this forcing us to quit football?

Nima, our Ronaldo and Baoer have a good relationship, and the whole world knows it!

As long as Nima is standing in the same frame as Ronaldo, you will call him his new love, do you understand what it means to pass by?We thank you so much for not putting the female animal in it, and we so thank you big cousin!

Now it's not enough to just be a mother, and you have extended your sinful hands to Bao'er!What a kid! ! !

Just what are the women you assigned to Ronaldo?Butt Model Nude Model Pants Model!Bartenders and waitresses are flying all over the place!Thank you for raising the bar for gossip!Bao'er raises the strength of the whole team alone!Beautiful skin, beautiful strength, beautiful personality, beautiful wealth!

Let's put the words here, we are happy that Bao'er will be Ronaldo's wife, we have earned such a good daughter-in-law!

We are happy!We are happy!We are happy! ! !I love it!Care about you?

The Sun newspaper was dumbfounded, and so were the spectators.

'It's not that I don't understand, it's that the world is changing fast! '

'Actually, think about it, what Luo Fan said is quite right!I don't watch football, and I don't know how Baoer plays football, but I know he has been doing charity!Since he got his first income, I have paid attention to him only because of this.He is a walking angel! '

"The careers of players are short, and Bao Er is still a great composer. After retiring, he can make a lot of money. This is the most practical!" '

"Upstairs, you are really watching the fun, and you don't know the situation at all. Bao'er's father is David Geffen!"So you may not understand, let's put it this way, his father has billions of dollars! '

'...It seems that if Ronaldo is bent, there is nothing wrong with it? '

'I agree!If it were me, I would have to bend for three seconds after hesitating. Except for the fact that the gender doesn't match, everything else is full marks!For the other full marks, it seems that gender is not a problem. '

'Fuck off, who cares if you bend or not!What we are discussing now is whether Ronaldo is bent right! '

'Go upstairs too!Who told you Ronaldo was bent?Which sunspot came out to stir up shit?We are all neutral passers-by here, and what we are discussing is why Luo Fan accepts idols so easily! '

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In fact, everyone is crooked. Ronaldo has not announced that he is crooked...

Baoer's fans are the slowest to respond. Why? His fans are older on average, and there are many rational fans and many cross-border fans.The first group of die-hard fans are not young now, and Baoer still has a group of fans. These two groups of fans fight internally when they have nothing to do, just like a club robbing players during the transfer period, they all want to snatch Baoer over.

This creates internal disharmony and poor communication.The fans were the first to discover the problem with The Sun. They didn’t fight immediately. They called their friends and friends to contact fans. The number was as impressive as the fans. The two groups of people suspended their internal fighting and agreed with the outside world. The ultimate move directly destroys the enemy, and can also promote Bao'er's popularity.

The idea was good, but the result was foolish. When the two groups of fans and fans were all assembled and sharpened their knives, they found that there was nothing wrong with them.

The author has something to say: have you heard this sentence?

Rugby is played by a group of hooligans for gentlemen, football is played by 22 gentlemen for a gang of hooligans.

When I accidentally watched the video, I saw the unlucky players with their pants lying on the field, and found that most of them were rugby players.After tearing and tearing, I felt very much that football is still a very civilized and polite sport.