[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

I don't know how the fans toss the players on the field, but the commentary brought a new climax.

"Ahahahahahaha!!! This is the funniest and most embarrassing scene I have ever encountered since I was doing the commentary!"

"Hahahahaha, the camera just now, haha, passed Ferguson, haha, sir, haha, he spit out his chewing gum! Hahaha, I'm sorry, haha, audience, I can't stop, hahaha I'll take a moment."

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"I'm so sorry, audience friends, I'm back from laughing! Let's go on, Rooney is not willing to be lonely, he succeeded! He is the focus of this show! I bet he has all the headlines this month! He has planned Good retired comedian turned career!"

"The most important thing is that the beauty's series of facial expressions are so funny! Fans and friends, did you see the beauty's expression just now?"

After the commentary, the fans enthusiastically built the building and spoke actively!

"/(ㄒoㄒ)/ That's how it is! Fatty Lu is not authentic, it scares us beauties!"

"It should be ヾ(｀Д), the beauty is saying: Nima, are you going to die? Are you going to die?"

"Let me make a full version, I don't just stare at the beauty's thighs like you guys, I always look at the face, from the beginning until the beauty's face is covered by the jersey!

At first one leg was lifted (⊙o⊙)

Both legs are lifted Σ(°△°|||)

Before the clothes slip down (╬￣dish￣)

Refresh me quickly!Refined!Absolute HD record! ! ! "

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Bao'er didn't know that the fans were discussing his expression. From the moment he fell to the ground, the old man waved his hand to let the team doctor prepare to enter the field. Damn, fat man, his big baby's head just happened not long ago, and he fell Yes, the old sir has a deep toothache.

Bao'er lay on the ground and couldn't get up, she was ashamed to get up!The team doctor came on stage at this time, and Bao'er covered her face and climbed up to lie on her stomach. She had never been so conscious.

At first, the fans were worried about the fall, but seeing him stand up, climb the stretcher by himself, and hide his face when he lay down, he knew it was a psychological trauma, and his body was fine!

Figured this out, and started laughing again.Manchester United was so happy today, there were waves of shots, waves of stage plays, and they couldn't stop at all!

After the team doctor carried the stretcher away, the Manchester United team began to clean up Lu Fatty, stacking arhats, and Van der Sar all went into battle!How can I crush you, you fat fuck!Wanting to be popular is not such a way to be popular, this is a big embarrassment!

The referee did not expect such a funny situation to happen, and he was very tolerant and did not issue a warning.But when the Manchester United teenager who replaced Bao'er was about to pounce on the crowd, the referee couldn't help it, and a sharp whistle sounded.

"Don't start the game again, all yellow cards!"

The game is the most important thing, the rest will be discussed later, everyone apologized to the referee one by one, and returned to their positions.

Fatty Lu stuck out his tongue and gasped for several breaths before recovering. He felt bitter, these animals were really crushed, his balls were going to be crushed!I don't know who is going to pinch his butt, it really hurts!

The elder brother who had already returned to his position rubbed his pants violently with his right hand behind Fatty Lu's back.

[Baby, I sacrificed my right hand to avenge you, evil~~~~~~ vomit~~~~~~, QAQ, baby, Lu Fatty’s butt is poisonous! !I'm getting goosebumps and want to vomit! 】

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Baoer sat on the sidelines for a few minutes, and the intermission came. In the first half, stoppage time was 3 minutes. After watching a comedy performance, the Roma team didn't have the momentum to go all out. They were already playing in the circle. , this will relax a lot.

Back in the locker room, the old man started to show off his power, and sprayed Lu Fatty from the inside out, from head to toe!It deeply hit Lu Fatty's restless heart, and the last sentence summed it up: "You were sent by Wenger to piss me off!"

Lu Fatty had a hard time today. It was a very ordinary goal celebration. Unexpectedly, an accident happened. He did not do what he thought. He even fell off his friends. The audience laughed at him, and he was already in tears. It has become a river.

The old man scolded him, and he admitted that he did something wrong. The little friend's head is only a few days away. If he gets hurt again, he will feel bad about it.

but!but!He still has a heart for Manchester United, so why put him together with the old man Wenger?Unconvinced, must not be convinced!

"No! Wenger and I are innocent!"

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The teammates all lowered their heads and shrugged, and smiled secretly, Emma, ​​Fatty is about to be beaten!

As for the punishment for fat smashing, Ferguson said that it will be discussed after the game, and the advantage must be maintained in the second half. Although according to this situation, Manchester United has already advanced to the semi-finals, but football is round, and anything can happen. Portsmouth, a underachiever in the Premier League, was upset. This time, they must not leave any chance for the opponent. They do not play defense and focus on offense, so as to bring out the momentum of Manchester United!

As for Bao'er, the old man asked the team doctor, and the team doctor said that there was no problem, there was no swelling or broken skin.

Since the punishment for Si Pangshao has not been decided, Bao'er resolutely cheated, he was a little dizzy, he was a little sick, oops, he has double shadows on people!

While talking, he dodged Fat Smash and blinked at the old man.The old man saw it, and his teammates sitting across from Fatty Lu saw it. They were collectively silent, bent over, and tied their shoelaces.

The old man was silent for a few seconds. Thinking about the 6:0 advantage, Bao'er accounted for at least 70.00% of the credit. You can still indulge in the heroes. Besides, in case Bao'er is really uncomfortable, let's rest in the second half.

Fatty Lu panicked, what to do, dad, mom, Colleen, I broke my little friend! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Bao'er leaned against the elder brother, her voice was weak.

"Your hat-trick in the first half was all assisted by me..."

"But I don't blame you, and you didn't do it on purpose. Come on in the second half, don't worry about it, I'm fine---------bad------vomit--------- !! I'm fine..."

Lu Pang burst into tears.

"Brother, it's my fault! You are the one who treats me sincerely, and you will be my real brother from now on! Don't worry, leave the second half to me!! I will serve you until you recover after winning this game!"

Lu Fat is under the mission, the responsibility of winning and the pressure of friendship are on his shoulders!Come on stage with a high-spirited momentum!

But it was useless, the Manchester United team went all out to bully Lu Xiaopang, and didn't give him a single goal.

What?That little chubby paw wagging for a ball?I didn't see it, I didn't see it!

In the second half, Manchester United scored another three points. Lu Xiaopang failed to get an assist. Lu Baobao felt bitter. Lu Baobao felt that the world was gray, and the ground was full of dead leaves and autumn wind.Lu Baobao thinks that Bao'er is the only real friend, and the others are all libertines, who don't admit it when they put on their pants.

The big brother, Carrick, and Evra each scored a goal, and Roma finally scored a face-saving goal in the 69th minute.The final result was Manchester United 9:1 Roma.

This is a massacre, Manchester United killed Rome, and the chrysanthemum withered.

前几天的欧冠赛场AC米兰对战德国拜仁2：2打平；荷兰的埃因霍温0：3输了利物浦；切尔西1：1跟西班牙的巴伦西亚打平。

Valencia and Chelsea played against Manchester United at the same time today. The result of the game is already known. Chelsea won 2:1.The remaining four teams will start both games tomorrow.

Now it has been determined that Manchester United and Chelsea will advance to the semi-finals. This is also an old enemy.Whoever can advance to the remaining two groups depends on tomorrow's game.

Manchester United is also very concerned about their future opponents, and the recent schedule is too tight, Sir Alex waved his hand and took a day off.But don't go wandering!You have to watch the football game at home, because the time of the two games is the same, you can choose one to watch, and you have to talk about your impressions after watching the training the next day.

Lu Fat felt that he had done something wrong, and he didn't perform well in the second half. After the game, he rushed to send Bao'er home with his senior brother.

Just after noon the next day, Lu Fatty came to Baoer's house to report, carrying fruits and a large bouquet of flowers.Seeing that the big brother is also envious and jealous.

"It's good that you live close together. It's so convenient to visit every day! No wonder Bao'er always passes the ball to you. It turns out that you come here every day to gain goodwill and show off!"

The elder brother is already irritable, and Fatty dares to say that he is shameless. Who is shameless?Nima just send fruit to my daughter-in-law, and also send flowers!Nima also sent flowers!

Eldest brother is just narrow-minded, Lu Fatty is the basic suit for visiting patients, and he has no wrong thoughts.Lu Fatty saw that the senior brother kept his face dark, and thought that he had inadvertently exposed the Portuguese's intentions. The Portuguese was afraid that he would compete with him for No. 1, Boer's best buddy!Make up your mind to come here often if you have nothing to do, not only can you be angry with your thick neck, but also cultivate friendship, how great!

The elder brother doesn't know what Lu Pang thinks at all, if he knows, he will definitely change his past, and warmly welcome Lu Pang as a guest of honour.

What happened yesterday, the two good fathers knew when they were watching TV at home. The two old men are still tolerant, especially the silly father. He still has regrets for his son who has been sensible and well-behaved since he was a child, because the son has nothing embarrassing. Make him forget about it.Lu Fatty fulfilled his wish yesterday, he has already recorded the picture, and he will revisit it often in the future.

In fact, the silly dad doesn’t need to do it himself, there are all kinds of screenshots and animations on the Internet!Bao'er and Lu Fat used this unique method to silently brush up their sense of existence. Even people who don't watch football can Google the two protagonists in these funny pictures.The fans of the two on social networking sites are also surging!Even if they weren't all fans, most of them came to watch the excitement with good intentions. In short, the number of people has grown a lot.

Who is to blame?The UEFA Champions League is always a big hit. Even people who don’t watch the Premier League still watch the UEFA Champions League. How many people watch the live broadcast on TV? It’s still the focus of the semi-finals. Chelsea and Valencia didn’t steal the limelight from Manchester United!

Some Red Devils who were ready to beat the Roma fans to avenge Italy, put away the tools of the crime again. There was no way, they were too happy to be the players, and they were completely out of temper.Originally, the police in Manchester, England, and the Italian police from afar had agreed to cooperate with each other to prevent the bloodshed last time. Who would have thought that the atmosphere between the two parties would become strangely harmonious in the end.Just now, those who greeted each other's body organs had to be blocked by the police holding up their shields. In a blink of an eye, their aura changed, and they all pointed at the stadium and laughed like crazy.

It is said that the British police want to award Bao'er and Lu Fatty with a good citizen certificate, so I don't know if it is a rumor from the tabloids.

The author has something to say: There is indeed another fight in the news. The Red Devils and Roma fans fought from Rome, Italy to Manchester, England.The British fans said they were wronged, because every time they made a mistake, the police first stopped the British fans. It is said that there are many hooligans in British football.

In fact, Serie A is not to be outdone. Every league has football hooligans, and we have them in Greater China.It is not rare for us in Greater China to go to the World Cup, or the people of the world would have known that we have a magic weapon ----- bricks! ! !

The last time I read the news, which team is it?Anyway, they fought after the game.Is it football or basketball?