[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Portsmouth broke Richardson's ball, Mulwaluwari's shot was saved by Van der Sar, and Matthew's shot was successful.

Van der Sar confessed sincerely --- without any precautions or worries, you just appeared in my world like this, and you made me stand out!

Giggs replaced Richardson in the second half. A veteran is a veteran. He launched a wave of offense in 18 seconds.Giggs got the ball in the middle of the frontcourt, passed it directly to Lu Pang, and Lu Pang shot and scored!Lu Fat jumped up to cheer, but before he landed, the referee slapped him mercilessly in the face, offside!

The line referee definitely took the money, blinded!Slow motion playback of Lu Fat sticking to the rules, not even a hair offside, misjudgment!The silly dad was furious watching the live broadcast at home!

"Let's talk about the lack of money! Manchester United's giants still need some money from Durex? Portsmouth is so quick to pawn their pants and pay off their debts!"

If the eldest brother is at home, he will know why his green eyes look so incompatible with his speech. This is the influence of the environment!The difference is that the silly father only smudges when he is watching the game, while his son carries forward the family tradition and is always smeared when no outsiders are around.

Portsmouth's surprise is not over yet, after Van der Sar was not a little bit defensive, after the linesman collected the money, Ferdinand sent warmth!

The countdown to the game was already approaching. At 89 minutes, Matthew made a direct pass near the penalty area. Ferdinand saw that there were opponents on the left and right. He intercepted the ball and passed it back to Van der Sar. Wandering outside the sideline.

Van der Sar once again confessed sincerely --------- without any precautions or concerns, you f--- just send back!You get paid too! !

Therefore, the goalkeeper cannot have a heart of defense, and the defender should not always want to be entangled with the goalkeeper. Portsmouth is overjoyed by this wave of warmth!They beheaded the giants today!

After Ferdinand sent an own goal, the big bald head was dimmed.Fortunately, Manchester United got back a point in stoppage time, preventing Portsmouth from taking off their underpants.

Portsmouth 2:1 Manchester United!The Premier League is upset!

The old man is quite calm. Although the winning streak is gone, the leader of the standings is still in his hands.After the game, he didn't criticize Ferdinand. The ugly and high-minded Ferdinand also worked hard. He made [-] clearances and [-] steals. These statistics are very beautiful.The key is that the substitute players are not good enough, conceding the ball every few tens of seconds on average, the strength gap between the substitute and the core is too large, and there is not enough tacit understanding between them.This also shows that Manchester United's bench is not thick enough, and Sir Alex is also determined to buy someone.

If you want to buy someone, you have to wait until the transfer period. At present, the most important match for Manchester United in the Champions League is against Roma. For Roma's game, the league has sacrificed. Who will be convinced if they don't win?Regardless of what the players think, their own fans can send blades to the club every day!

It is said that the Champions League is difficult and the Champions League is difficult. It is not only the competition of elite European clubs, but also the current situation of Manchester United.The pressure of the third-line combat is too strong, the players' physical fitness cannot keep up, and the injuries cannot be controlled.If there is not enough thickness of the bench, at least two sets of luxury lineups can be allocated, and the loss may not be worth the gain.

Facing Roma, the Manchester United team is gearing up and vowing to shoot hard!

Although he had already decided to go all out before the game, it was a kidney failure and death when he really kicked it.After you shoot, I shoot, and after I shoot, he shoots, wave after wave. When the kick is high, the friendship is no longer recognized. Let's compare who can shoot!The Manchester United player is called a competitive player who doesn't admit to being cowardly!

The Roma team from Italy deeply realized that it is not a good thing that the national flower is a daisy. Facing a group of hooligans, no matter how tight their legs are, it is useless!

The goal of Rome sings the dirge Chrysanthemum remnant---my chrysanthemum, weak and wounded...

In this game, Manchester United slaughtered Rome 9:1 and advanced to the semi-finals with a total score of 11:3!

The big brother and Giggs flew on both wings, Rooney and Alan shot with double arrows, and Boer was still in charge of the midfield.

Roma took the side and Manchester United kicked off.

Bao'er rested for a week, his bones were itchy, and he didn't give Rome time to get into the game at the beginning. In less than 20 seconds, the long-distance hit a good start!

Rome is stunned, what are you doing?Still play like this?It's agreed that you kick me and kick me, and how about an effective strike after ten minutes?You warmed up after playing halftime early, right?

Manchester United don't care what Roma thinks, they are very happy!Let the Italians see how awesome Old Trafford is!

After 10 minutes, the elder brother received the ball from his wife's feet, penetrated the left-wing defense line, made a sudden stop and made a cross pass. Lu Fat shot from a long distance with his right foot, and a beautiful curved ball went straight to the top right of the goal!

Manchester United 2:0 Rome!

At 7 minutes, Ferdinand passed the ball to Boa, Boa's consciousness was swept away, all the moves of his teammates were in his mind, a through ball was handed to Alan, Alan volleyed vigorously with his right foot, Manchester United 3-0 Roma!

It’s not over yet, after the big brother took the ball, he broke through the midfield continuously. Before the Roman players blocked him, he cleverly passed the ball to his wife. After that, it was sent directly to Lu Fatty's feet.Lu Fat was so lucky today, he kicked a shot and hit the left post and bounced into the goal. Manchester United 4:0 Roma!

are you crazy?crazy!Kick crazy!In less than 10 minutes, 4 goals lead!The Roman pack of wolves was already in chaos, a mess. No one expected the opening to be like this, and the overall momentum instantly slumped.

The last time the two sides bit tightly, but don't forget Rome, it was 10 people fighting 11 people.The Manchester United team back at Old Trafford has an aura bonus, and the defense that Italy is proud of is a soft banana today!

Guarding 4 goals, Manchester United was not in a hurry, and slowly played against Roma, you come and I will be disconnected.But Bao'er is a straightforward person, he doesn't like such a lingering style of play, and he starts to take the rhythm again, every time he moves again and again.

In the 37th minute, Bao'er got a good chance. The midfielder took the ball and aimed at the senior brother's feet.The bicycle made the opposite side dizzy, and rushed to the front of the penalty area. He raised his foot and hit a fallen leaf ball straight to the lower right corner of the goal. He was so handsome!

The two played a new style of celebration, rolled up their shorts, put their shoulders on each other and did a lap dance, shaking left and right, this is a benefit for female fans.

Fatty Lu looked at the two black and white thighs, deeply envious.He wanted to be popular, he wanted to participate, and he wanted the attention of more than 7 people in the audience to be on him.He had already thought about how he would throw Bao'er around if he scored another goal.

Manchester United 5:0 Rome!

Before the end of the first half, Bao'er was not crazy enough, he got the ball again, he competed with the big brother for fancy skills, and he rode the bike in a decent way, because of his natural beauty, he was even more handsome than the big brother Elegant vigor.The midfielder passed two people in a row, and passed a banana ball to Lu Pang in front of the penalty area. The ball was quite comfortable, the arc bypassed the opponent's defense, and it was sent directly to the foot. No need to adjust, just raise your foot and shoot!

"goooooooooooooooooooooooooal Manchester United 6:0 Roma!"

The commentators are all hoarse, and they became hoarse at halftime, which is too rare.

There are too many goals, and every time I score, I have to roar, and the golden voice can't stand it anymore.

The fans are also excited, and they like to watch this kind of refreshing game. If it is sticky for a while, it will make people impatient that they will not see the result.The Manchester United team song has been floating over the entire Old Trafford, which sounds much more catchy than the Roma team song!

Before the end of the first half, Fatty Lu implemented the idea just now. He ran up to Bao'er, pulled up Bao'er's leg socket, and when Bao'er lost his balance, he stretched out his arms to wrap around Bao'er's waist.A classic ballroom dancing ending is handsomely presented-------It was originally like this!

In fact, Lu Fat underestimated Bao'er's flexibility, so he raised it up as hard as possible, don't be afraid to get the balls, the key is that Bao'er is still standing firmly on one foot! ! !

Steady!Steady?Fatty Lu was a little flustered, why is it different from what he thought?

A little flustered, Fatty Lu died!

In a hurry, he put Bao'er's leg on his shoulder, and then lifted Bao'er's other leg.As a result, Lu Fatty's celebration turned into him holding Bao'er upside down...

Bao'er felt bitter, he was just curious about what Lu Fatty wanted to do, what did he want to do by lifting his thigh?Reality taught him that not everything ends in HE.

What is the reason for such a curious celebration?

How could he have thought of being so cheating!

The shorts are too fat!Nene is about to be revealed!

The jersey covers the head, two points are showing!

This is headlines!He doesn't want to make headlines with this posture at all! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

"Chris --------Helpm--------e!!!!!!!!!"

Eldest brother gritted his teeth, why is this fat man so haunted!

He rushed over with a single-handed speed, but Giggs, who was closer, arrived first. Giggs was so angry that he slapped Lu Fat on the head first. grumble! ! !Bao'er hit the ground on the back of her head and fell hard!

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"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

"Lu Fat, you are the Jim Carrey of England!!!"

"Ferguson, Jim Carrey is pretending to be Lu Fat!"

"Fat smash! Let go of that beauty and let me come!!!"

"Beauty---------You are showing at two o'clock!!!!!!"

"Beauty ----------- I saw your mermaid line!!!"

"Lu Fat! You attack your teammates! The referee gave him a red card!!!"

"Red card! Red card! He is Jim Carrey pretending to be, punish him quickly!!!"

It's too intoxicating for our fans to ask the referee to give a red card to our players. Lu Fat feels bitter, why is it so difficult to pretend to be aggressive?

The fans watching the live broadcast couldn't sit still anymore, lying down, rolling around.

Horse eggs!it's so funny!Ah ha ha ha ha!

Fans left messages for Lu Pang on the Internet.

"Lu Fat, don't try too hard, even if you don't act in comedy, we don't blame you for losing in the last game!"

"Lu Fat, you saw the beauty's two points and the mermaid line, are you going to be responsible?"

"Fatty, set a time, let's duel! Nima, dare to peek at the thighs of my beauty!"

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"That's right, the upstairs reminded me, what can Fatty Lu see from that angle?"

"You should be able to see half of your butt and panties, the trouser legs are so loose!"

"Lu Fat, if you describe it, we will forgive you and not invite you to a duel!"

"Same request! Same request! If I don't describe it carefully, our group fans will turn black!!!!"

"Describe it, we won't laugh at you for being fat and ugly in the future!"

"No joke you are fat and ugly! +1"

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The author has something to say: Do you know how many times I have mistyped the name "Mulwaluwari"? /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Foreigners can’t be square when they name their names. It’s like a tongue twister. What are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing! ! !