[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Ugly looks will definitely not receive skin care endorsements. The teammates have already taken it for granted. Anyway, they are not like Lu Fatty. They still think they are handsome guys because they are so hard to let go.But they never thought about this, the big brother. The Portuguese are also in the echelon of handsome guys. The key is that they are only 22 years old this year. Why are they so tight?

Biotherm is definitely the senior black of the big brother!absolute!

Don't get me wrong about Biotherm, okay? A group of rough guys don't understand anything. If Beckham is here, he will definitely roll his eyes at them. Guys also know a little about beauty, okay? It's okay to treat your face better, even if it's already It's a dry land, at least replenish the water and don't be too ugly!

Bao'er is also bad. The main focus of the series they give to the big brother is nourishment, and the supplementary one is firming. Besides, the sooner you apply the foundation, the better. It is equivalent to the fact that you can't start using eye cream until you have crow's feet in your [-]s.This endorsement came well, it was the official recognition that Shuangxiu's good looks dominate the football world!

Bao'er still doesn't understand, he is a little white guy, he didn't even win a league championship, how could he receive an invitation from Biotherm, Biotherm's men's skin care is equivalent to the big Real Madrid among the European giants!It is normal for his man to receive it. His man is destined to dominate the universe. It is not uncommon for someone to recognize a hero with insight!But it's unreasonable for him to receive it. Could it be that Biotherm is his hidden fan?

The hooligans gave him the middle finger one after another, idiot, I can't even figure it out, Bai has such a good father!

Although there are no trophies that can be obtained, since the beginning of this season, he has not played and lost a game. There are bright spots in the ball and bright spots in every game.The Golden Snitch just made him popular, and coupled with the popularity accumulated since his boy scout days, this is already a small climax!

The next wave is the American Music Awards. A 17-year-old boy won the Best Composer. This is a breakthrough in the Guinness Book of Records!The key point is that Bao'er is not a professional composer, he is actually a professional football player! !How many songwriter uncles who were shortlisted but didn't win the award are gnashing their teeth with hatred!In order to satisfy his man's wish, he frantically brought the whole Manchester United team to steal the spotlight!Afterwards, the cover of the magazine will be full of gangsters, okay?The long legs and high breasts of those actresses have all become inside pages!

The big climax was the game against Lille in France. The tragic scene is always impressive, and the scene of falling to the ground with blood on the corner of the mouth is still lingering in the fans' minds!Beautiful and sad!This is a living movie tear-jerking scene!Those who watched the live broadcast were crying blind, and those who did not watch the live broadcast were also blinded by watching the replay after Amway.Fans Yan Fen cried like Bao Er had died young on the spot!Afterwards, he left the country alive and well, and no one accused him of deceiving his feelings. Fans felt that this was a gift from God. They didn’t ask for much anymore, and they could just live. There was nothing serious except death.

This is not over yet, climax after wave after wave, you have no chance to lift your pants!A group of Hollywood big names in the United States personally certified the relatives of the elder nephew. To put it bluntly, this group of uncles and aunts directly brought him Amway to the world.How many fans does a Hollywood superstar have?How influential is it? What about more than 20 superstars?This is the shock of the global entertainment industry!This series of passion is surging, the fans can't close their legs anymore, okay!

The hooligan team gave an explanation with envy and hatred, and Bao'er finally accepted the fact that she was taken by her father to fly before she took off.What do you say?Unreliable, there is no feeling that some dry goods may be overturned at any time.Now he is standing on the shoulders of his own father and has directly climbed to the top, but his own feet are still a thousand feet above the ground.Not enough, hard work is not enough!He glanced at the elder brother, who understood what his wife was thinking, bared his teeth, and slapped his chest confidently.

"Take you to pretend, take you to fly, take you to win the League Cup!"

As soon as the words came out, they were beaten by the group.You say you go home and talk about it secretly, in front of all the Manchester United hooligans, what are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf!Everyone who plays football has arrogance, and everyone thinks they can save the world.Although I was a little envious of Bao'er's sudden popularity, Bao'er definitely did not close the door to make a fortune on her own.

Manchester United has never walked the red carpet in the United States as a whole team.Although the American Music Awards do not have the authority of the Grammys, the Grammys are chosen by professionals, and the American Music Awards are all chosen by fans themselves.What does this mean, the exposure rate is extremely high!After walking around for a while, they got benefits and they laughed at home for a long time.Not to mention that Baoer also gave away a collection of albums from major superstars, and the actors in the movie even signed posters to send blessings!This welfare treatment, this heart-warming gesture!The hooligans all hold Bao'er as the big treasure in their hands!

Now that the big baby said he didn't have the trophy in his hand, how could they not express their hearts, not to mention that it was originally a collective need, but now with emotional needs, they have to take turns to express their love!Some old-timers such as Ryan Giggs didn't speak yet, you, the Portuguese, have to take it first.He also took others to pretend to be coercive and took them to fly, why are you so shameless, if you don't hit you, hit someone!

The hairspray on the elder brother's hair was wiped away by these hooligans, so it stopped.

Giggs, the big brother of Manchester United, watched the little rebellion being suppressed, so he picked up the big sunglasses from the table and put them on, pushed them, and twitched the corner of his mouth with a standard evil smile.Do all the preparations before opening your mouth.

"Take you to pretend, take you to fly, take you to win the FA Cup!"

Big brother----(‵o′) Convex!How dare you suppress me, and steal my lines, shameless!

Ferdinand, who is ugly but not ugly, also followed the process of Giggs, wearing sunglasses---push---pretend to laugh!

"Take you to pretend, take you to fly, take you to win the Champions League!"

Fortunately, there are no reporters, otherwise tomorrow's newspaper headlines will be contracted by Manchester United!There is nothing to say about the League Cup and the FA Cup. Is the Champions League so easy to win?Manchester United has won two big ears so far in 1968 and 1999!Therefore, low appearance does not mean low ambition. Ferdinand showed up to say that people are ugly!

Manchester United's next game is the Champions League quarter-finals, away to Rome.Mentioning the UEFA Champions League is still very encouraging, and the teammates are eyeing the upcoming game.

Bao'er was not afraid to discourage everyone's enthusiasm, he expressed his views very sincerely.

"Last month, Serie A fans made trouble and a policeman died. Their football hooligans are world-famous. There must be a lot of fans who followed us to the game. Take it easy and don't let the football hooligans make excuses. Let's have fun on the field. They players, they hi our fans off the court, how bad it is to think about it!"

A group of people all said that Bao'er has a crow's mouth, but where are the unreasonable people in Lille?After returning home, Bao'er was educated by the elder brother.You can only sit on the sofa with half your buttocks, your back straight, your hands on your knees, and listen to the head of the family!

The elder brother is not afraid of his wife's crow's mouth, but he is afraid that another tragic and beautiful woman will fall to the ground, then he will have to force Bao'er to be locked up in a small black room, cutting off Bao'er's career as a football player!

"If you say, I mean if, I took another two water bottles, you can't be impulsive! I am also a tough guy, a little skin trauma is not a big deal! As long as my leg is not broken, as long as I have life, you can hold me Get rid of them on the court, blow their asses and avenge me!"

Bao'er is not happy anymore, who do you look down on?

"When did I get angry when you were injured on the court? If you don't have the strength to be abused, then try to get back on the court! Wipe off the blood and go up, kick the goalkeeper Durex, shoot him thousands of children and grandchildren!"

"I'm so angry that you are beaten off the court. Why? You're still sneak attacking. If I hit you one-on-one, you can still lose? They don't have knives in their pockets. If they have knives, they are not water bottles! You still teach me , if I hadn’t protected you, you would have turned into a vegetative, relying on photosynthesis to help you stretch your third leg every day!”

...... The elder brother was choked with his mouth open, and it took him a long time to speak.

"You! You bully me, why are you so good outside? You blushed when you talk!! Look at what you say at home? Besides, I can stretch without photosynthesis! I can not only stretch It can also shrink! Today I must let you see and see, the weapon is so powerful, the small steel cannon Cristiano Ronaldo’s super nuclear warhead!!!”

"No! You don't want to come here! Butterfly!" Bao'er grabbed the clothes on her chest, and the clothes were on the verge of falling, and she wouldn't fall down no matter how she shook them.

Big Brother King Kong got his upper body, beat his chest and yelled a few times, then picked up his green eyes that were about to refuse and greeted, and went straight to the weapon display area - the big white blanket!

The two went upstairs exuding anger and pink bubbles.At this time, two little old men came out of the kitchen, both carrying plates.

The short man said, "He's a silly dad, let's eat by ourselves! The little steel cannon Cristiano Ronaldo, who is so powerful and powerful, beat our son away!"

"I said I won't come back, you have to come back! You should! Go blind! Your ears must be mosaic! You should! I won't eat, I'll wait for them to eat together. Every time I come back, I'll know it, son The daughter-in-law will be taken down once she flirts, and it won't be long! He's so vain!" The silly father sat on the sofa leisurely and waited to be smashed!

After waiting for about an hour, my dear father asked the silly father with a serious face, is this so vain?

The silly dad was very surprised, "It's time to take a bath, and it's still more than 40 minutes?"

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One sentence reveals too much!My father has lived for more than 60 years without low self-esteem, and today he is deeply broken, his whole heart and kidneys are broken!He took a furtive look at the silly dad, and his ears turned red. Strange, England is so hot!

The father who is not used to the British weather is forced to be tall, and the boyfriends he finds are all fresh meat. Since he recognized his son, he has been thinking about his son, and he has left the love part behind him.His ears would turn red suddenly, and he didn't have any ideas. After all, there were no men over 30 years old in his mate selection range.So the emotional radar of the pro-father will be in a state of failure.He doesn't know what it means to be silly and sweet to conquer the world, and he doesn't know that the most delicious thing after a lifetime of gluttonous feasts is actually porridge with side dishes.

Being conquered silently is also very interesting, but unfortunately, the iron tree of silly dad may not necessarily bloom together.

They still have to grind, grind until they understand what is the most beautiful but the sunset is red, grind until they understand what is Parkinson's, you are still the little vibrating egg I love!

The author has something to say: I'm a little late today, sorry dears, (╯3╰).