[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

The second half has just started.

Alan stole the ball and passed it obliquely to Bao'er near the center line. After receiving the ball, Bao'er's mind was swept away, and the best route was at his feet. He kicked directly without hesitation.

What a surprise kick, the defense ran a few steps before realizing it was a shot.The teammates also quickly ran to the penalty area, and they might be able to score a supplementary shot.Except for the big brother who has blind confidence in Bao'er, no one thought that this goal would be scored, and there were also some kickers from the midfield, but too few.

The goalkeeper of Middlesbrough is Schwarzer from Australia. He has participated in two Confederations Cups and one World Cup. He has rich experience and accurate prediction. At the crossbar, he was ready to take off with confidence, and then he was deceived by the ball!

The ball is so squarely placed near the crossbar that no goalkeeper will bother with a shot like that.But this ball is called the Golden Snitch, and the Australians have apparently forgotten why Boa is famous.The football slows down suddenly when it hits the crossbar. If the goalkeeper has a strong ability to stay in the air, he can still use his fingertips to forcefully change the direction.But the football will not be so cooperative, it even turned a corner after decelerating, and suddenly turned right with an acceleration and hit the upper right corner of the goal!

Long shot over sixty yards!Old Trafford is boiling!Manchester United haven't shot so passionately for a long time since Beckham scored a stunning kick near the midfield against Wimbledon in the 96-97 season!The old man smiled so much that he showed the chewing gum in his mouth, and once again affirmed that Bao'er is a lucky star and a titan!

There was a sea of ​​red in the stands, and 7 people shouted beauty!beauty!beauty!It's also drunk to call beauty in one voice, why is there no one with his name?While pondering, Bao'er waved to the stands, then kissed her thumb, and then pressed her thumb on her face.

Now the fans are no longer called beauties!Tens of thousands of people howled: "I'll come, I'll kiss you, I'll kiss you!"

Bao'er was hugged from behind as soon as she was finished, and then she was slapped on the face. Of course, it was the elder brother who took advantage of this.After the big brother kissed the left cheek and the right cheek, the teammates ran over and rushed forward after kissing.They are also excited, this shot is super handsome!With the elder brother taking the lead, they also kissed. As soon as Ferdinand came over pouted, Bo'er pushed him away.

"You are ugly, don't kiss me!"

Ferdinand was angry, and pointed at Lu Fatty, "He kisses everyone like that!"

Fatty Lu is also angry, what's wrong with me?How handsome I am!He pointed at the elder brother, "It's impossible for him to kiss like that!"

At this time, the person with the deepest hidden attributes of the British players appeared!Stuart -- Tang Ning didn't know when he sneaked in. What else does the enemy sneak into our side besides spies?And fans!

"I'm handsome! Can I kiss?"

No matter how hooligan the Manchester United team was, they never kissed each other. Where did this kid come from?Both Ferdinand and Lu Fatty, both of the national team, spoke.

"Let's go, let's go, the game is not over yet, what's the advantage!"

"Why do you have the face to say you are handsome? Are you as handsome as me?"

The Manchester United teammates all nodded, yes, Tangning is fatter and handsomer than Lu!

Tang Ning just ignored them. He was scratching his head and wanted to talk to Baoer in the first half. He is a fan of Baoer. From the first song of Baoer to the current [-] or [-] songs, he loves it so much No, he is not a fan of any singer, he followed the composer, die-hard fan!The last time he played against Manchester United, Bao'er was lying in the hospital. He wanted to ask how the Manchester United player Bao'er was doing several times, but was stopped by his teammates from Middlesbrough. Don't go, you will be beaten if you go!

He was one of the people who was heartbroken in that game in Lille.He is one of the brainless fans who always leave messages on social networking sites to ask Boa to go to the music scene. The long-range shot just now surprised him, and tears filled his eyes. Seeing how awesome my idol is and how fierce he is at playing football, he was exposed in a moment of excitement He lost his attribute and ran to the enemy camp, he also reacted, but he is not afraid!Anyway, it's all here, and it's a matter of the future for the fans to scold him afterwards, so hurry up and get close!

"I love your song! Idol! Can you sign me when it's done?"

...on the court, right after that amazing shot, you come up and say you like that guy's song?The players from Mibao who came over to hold Tangning back collapsed!This is to be beaten, this is the rhythm of gang fights!

Bao'er looked at Tangning and nodded heavily.I like everything, forget it, don't be so demanding!

Tears welled up in the eyes of the Mibao team. Good guys, the bloody incident was avoided. Didn't you see Ronaldinho rolled up his sleeves and was about to fight? He covered Tangning's mouth and ran away.

The celebration process is a lot to say, but it actually took more than a minute. The commentators were so curious, what happened?

Some said it didn't look like they were going to fight!Because the atmosphere is very harmonious, it is a pity that there is no sound, and it is impossible to judge what happened. This scene is still very moving.A wonderful shot won the respect of the opponent, and the picture of celebrating the goal together was the first time they saw it since they commented. This is the greatness of football!

The slow motion soon started to play, and the commentators let go of the puzzle just now and focused on the playback.

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This game is obviously not a championship game, so why are there so many memes?

Through the replay, the commentators and the fans found that when the players on the entire court were desperately running towards the restricted area of ​​Middlesbrough, only Ronaldinho and Baoer were particularly out of touch. Luo started to run towards Bao'er after Bao'er kicked his feet, looking like he was about to celebrate, with an excited smile on his face.Don't look at the short time of more than one second, because the direction of movement is different, it is too conspicuous.

I go! ! !How much confidence and tacit understanding is it to start celebrating without confirming the score after a kick of more than sixty yards!There are too many slots, and there is a minefield ahead, what should they do if they are speechless!

The commentator was silent for a few seconds.

"Well, this shot is quite decisive! After a month, we saw the magical Golden Snitch again. The beauty is the Harry Potter on the court. No one can deny this! This goal is already the best goal of the season. Scored a goal, no one can surpass it, it’s so exciting!...I suggest that after the game, the media can interview Ronaldinho, why they have so much confidence in the beauty’s shot, of course, this is also what I’m curious about.”

A beautiful goal does not mean the end of the game, both sides are still working hard.The difference is that the momentum of Manchester United's victory, Middlesbrough is a little impatient.

In the 49th minute, Xavier's header from the edge of the penalty area was confiscated by Kuzzak. In 55 minutes, Yakubu also headed the goal and was hugged by Kuzzak. In the 57th minute, Tang Ning, a small fan of Bao'er, missed a shot from the edge of the penalty area, and the slot appeared again. Tangning missed the shot and looked in Bao'er's direction.The fans watching the live broadcast are speechless, what are you doing in a friendly match?

There is no way to explain, they bragged about the greatness of football again!Eldest brother stopped gritting his teeth at Alan a long time ago. Now he really wants to bite Tangning to death. Does he have any competitive spirit? Are you determined to win?Let the dog eat it?

Bao'er watched the blue veins on the big brother's thick neck burst out, found a chance to get the ball, and made a precise long pass to the feet of the big brother.The elder brother dribbled the ball into the right side of the penalty area and passed Schwarzer, but the shot from a small angle hit the goal post and was ejected.

Even if he didn't enter, he couldn't stop the big brother's good mood. He did it on purpose, pretending to be irritable on purpose to let his wife coax him.Sure enough, when he was in a bad mood, the green eyes passed the ball to comfort him. This is true love!He wants to order a new carpet for his wife!

At the end of the game, Manchester United played steadily with two goals in hand, while Boro became more and more anxious and disorganized.Five shots were shot in [-] minutes, and none of them were on target. The situation is gone.

As the time came to an end, Boro's fouls began to become serious. In the ten minutes after the end of the game, he received two yellow cards and one red card.The big brother was tripped by the opponent's foul and got a penalty kick and scored twice.The final score was fixed at Manchester United 3:0 Middlesbrough.

The atmosphere on the court was intense during the game, and the coaches off the court were not discouraged.The coach of Middlesbrough said that the referee should not give a red card for the elder brother to flop.The old man didn't bother to fight with him, the assistant coach Queiroz came on, and spat with the opponent!From the time the referee gave the red card to the end of the game, the two sides never shut up!

Bao'er exchanged jerseys and phone numbers with Tang Ning, who was not afraid of being scolded at all.The senior brother had a sour smell, he poked Lu Pang and motioned him to look at Tangning.

"Alan just played one game and it's an overnight meal!"

Lu Fat looked at the senior brother with the look of you being sick, "Why is today's meal called an overnight meal? Alan is an overnight meal, aren't you a bad meal?"

Big brother (ノ｀Д)ノ "I want to practice boxing with you! I will beat you to death!"

After the game, everyone didn't fart and chat in the locker room. Time is too tight. There is another game to be played tomorrow afternoon, the league game against Blackburn at home.After taking a shower, I hurried home. Most of the main players who played today will continue to play tomorrow.

When I got home, the big brother lay on the sofa and sighed, the annual salary is not easy to earn, this is 20 years of hard work and 60 years of leisure!Bao'er ignored him, and took out the medicinal wine he prepared to rub his legs. He was shoveled several times on the field and fell hard, and his heart ached to death.

Eldest brother giggled endlessly, as long as the green eyes are at home, he will be treated as the president, and the mistake of last time must not be repeated, such a happy day would be foolish.

After Bao'er finished massaging the elder brother, he was dragged over by the elder brother, gnawed his mouth first, and then pressed Bao'er onto the sofa, imitating Bao'er's way of massaging him, very serious, very serious, saying Speaking out also made Bo'er feel at ease.

"I will take care of you in the future, and treat you better than you treat me. You are more sensible than me, and I always forget that you are five years younger than me, and you are still a child. Now thinking about being together for so many years, I am quite Ashamed. Baby, don’t dislike me for being old in the future, I worked hard when I was young, and when I am old, you will accept me for five years!"

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"What do you mean? What do you mean by leaving you for five years?"

"That's right, if I die first, don't look for someone else. I'll make a few more shots every day while I'm young, and I'll be rich for five years. By then, we'll be able to make ends meet!"

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What the hell!Bao'er looked up to the sky and sighed, can he be touched more than once in ten seconds in this lifetime?Can you?

The author has something to say: I have always wondered why there are so many people who accept Mr. Luo Er. With his size and the aura of dominating me, how can I see the acceptance?