[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

In this game, Baoer and Alan Smith partnered in the midfield, an offensive midfielder and a defensive midfielder, and the match also complemented each other.Alan is also a handsome player, his hair color is exactly the same as that of Bo'er. He is also hard-working. Fans have fancied his appearance. Since the big brother's figure has become more and more attractive, Bo'er has become more and more beautiful. After that, no one praised him for his style or said he was good-looking.

Alan is a tough guy, and Baoer especially appreciates him.Alan transferred to Manchester United after Leeds United was relegated to the British Championship in the 03-04 season. He dared to bear the reputation of a traitor and entered the rival camp. His courage is not ordinary.Saying that he is a tough guy is his impression in the hearts of fans. In the match between Manchester United and Southampton in 04, his forehead was bruised, and half of his face was immediately stained red. When he left the field, he did not cover his head and was depressed. It is full of unyielding energy, and that scene will always be remembered in the hearts of the Red Devils.

In February last year, in Manchester United's FA Cup away game against Liverpool, Alan blocked Riise's strong kick with his foot and broke his bone on the spot. whistle.It stands to reason that after Manchester United won the championship, he would not have a medal. He only played 2 times in the league. According to the regulations, he can only get the championship medal if he played 9 times. However, Sir Alex wrote a letter to the FA and successfully applied for him. Championship medal.Giggs was right, Sir Alexis is a gentle person, but he hides it deeply.

Bo'er likes this kind of tough guy style, and that's why he appreciates him.After confirming the starting list yesterday, Bao'er talked to the big brother for ten minutes when I got home at night, the big brother was so angry that he was grinding his teeth in the middle of the night.It can't be blamed on Alan, it's because his family has green eyes and bad intentions, thinking that life was going so well before, so the senior brother made a fuss when he was free.Bao'er decided to tease the big brother's sensitive little nerves whenever he had time, so that he wouldn't have the time to think about those shameless things.Only then did he start to praise Alan, and he planned to pick someone to praise in every game in the future.

Eldest brother doesn't live in Bao'er's stomach, he simply regards Alan as a quasi-love rival, and simply despises Alan, anyway, he doesn't like anyone who competes with Bao'er's attention.The game will start soon, and he started to grit his teeth when he watched Bao'er and Alan run to the midfield and hug each other to cheer each other up.Ma Dan, take a trip to the United States and learn to be unrestrained!

The elder brother was excited for a moment and didn't control his expression. Fatty Lu saw him. Pang Lu swept the midfielder, thinking he understood what was going on.He hugged the elder brother: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, Bao'er just likes the new and dislikes the old, you see, I've become a thing of the past, and you are now an overnight meal, we two are brothers and sisters!"

...You know what? Fuck!

"You've only eaten overnight, and you've been eating overnight from head to toe! Besides, have you ever spent it on you? No one is willing to pollinate you, return yellow flowers, bah!" The senior brother sprayed Lu Fatty with saliva all over his face, and the corners of his eyes were horizontal After one glance at Lu Fatty, he ran to his place.

Lu Fatty is not angry at all, he is glad that senior brother was dumped, and he has a chance to take over!Bao'er has been feeding more balls to the stinky and shameless Portuguese. They have to compete for everything these days, so it's not easy to mess around!

The live broadcast camera on the field captured this scene, there was no sound, it was too stupid, Lu Fat hugged him gently, the big brother flew sideways, and finally Lu Fat smiled tolerantly...

Some corrupt fans are blown up, this is a coquettish look, this is the exposure of Ronaldinho's attributes!It turns out that the official partner is Lu Fat! ! !No wonder it is said that Ronaldinho and Boa are pure and clear friendship, it turns out that feelings attract each other, how can they love each other if they have the same attributes!

Facing the scene, the commentators were collectively silent for 3 seconds, and continued to introduce the formations of both sides as if nothing had happened, complaining in their hearts, "What is Ronaldo thinking? I don't want to be born beautiful, but I have to find someone who is naturally inspirational?"

In just a few minutes, the fans didn't know how many ups and downs they had in their hearts. They were ready and could only sound the whistle.

Middlesbrough started today fiercely. In 2 minutes, Nigerian Yakubu broke through two people in a row and immediately broke into the penalty area. Vidic made a replacement in time and made a successful clearance.For the next ten minutes, Middlesbrough kept on attacking, as if they wanted to gain an advantage in the first half, taking advantage of Manchester United's failure to enter the state to secure a point.

This momentum stimulated Manchester United. The two sides had exchanges. In the first half, each had four or five shots, but they were all blocked by the defender and the goalkeeper. No.40 In the second minute, Baoer found a particularly good route and passed the ball directly to Giggs' feet. Giggs is also a player with a wide vision. He instantly understood Baoer's intentions and did not stick the ball. A homeopathic oblique pass to Rooney near the penalty area, Rooney successfully reversed offside, caught the ball and shot, the Middlesbrough goalkeeper jumped high, with both hands, the ball went over the crossbar.

Seeing the end of the first half, neither side made any achievements, and received two yellow cards.Bao'er looked at the state of his teammates and felt that it was time to boost morale.

He aimed at the passing route of Middlesbrough, started the inhuman speed, made a steal, and ran with the ball.While running, I looked for the senior brother, and he kept changing his route as the senior brother ran. From a high place, you can see that his route is not a straight line, but like a zigzag route.

Every change of direction seems to be calculated, and it can pass the ball at any time and avoid the interception of the opposite side.The big brother had already reached the penalty area, Bao'er made an emergency stop, and before the Middlesbrough players who were chasing him hit him, he flew up and hit the football hard, and the ball flew straight to the penalty area.

Lu Pang's position involved the two defenses of Miburg, the senior brother took the opportunity to take off and scored with a header!Before the end of the first half, finally scored a point.The elder brother was very happy, and ran straight to Bao'er, leaving Lu Pang behind and Erkang in his hands.

Lu Fat consciously contributed a lot. Although he missed several times in the first half, this shot was made by him holding the two defenders on the opposite side. Why not celebrate with him?Fatty Lu got angry, he knew what the elder brother was doing, wasn't it just to carry Bao'er, Lu Fat picked up his single-handed speed, and started after the elder brother, but still surpassed the elder brother to carry Bao'er first. in a circle.

Eldest brother's blue veins popped out, and he pushed them down, and then popped out again.

What the hell!A celebration, Lu Pang ran like a rush, is there such a thing for fun?Besides, did Lu Fat score a goal?Are you in?Are you in?

Bao'er, who is used as a prop, is also suffering. Lu Fat, if you want to steal the spotlight, don't take him, he doesn't want to play in the Manchester United love triangle at all.Bo'er was right to be worried.

The fans were bloody when they saw this scene!

"Ah, Fatty Lu is going to win the love? Why is he excited if he didn't score the goal?"

"No, no, Lu Fat is fighting for love. He is afraid of the resurgence of the old relationship between Xiao Luo and the beauty, so he rushes to carry the beauty in front of Xiao Luo to prevent the two of them from being in close contact!"

"That's right. I haven't seen any player running as fast as a single-handed player while celebrating. Did you see Xiao Luo's expression when he saw Lu Fat overtake him and ran to the front?"

"Σ(°△°|||)︴"

"Σ(°△°|||)︴same upstairs!"

"Σ(°△°|||)︴same upstairs!"

During the halftime break, the players went back to the locker room. The director played a wonderful replay. The director definitely has a lively heart. Does the celebration scene need to be broadcast twice?The director has a clear conscience, only one goal in the first half, what's wrong with my broadcast!

The commentators can't touch the football minefield, but it's really itchy to guard such blood and not say anything, so let's talk about some tidbits.

"A funny thing happened recently. Fans who don't pay attention to American entertainment news may not know it. I also saw it by chance. Everyone knows about Manchester United's beauty trip to the United States. Oscars and Grammys call him nephew..."

His partner interrupts him. "We all know this, regardless of whether you follow US news or not, Hollywood belongs to the world!"

"Don't interrupt me, I'm just foreshadowing. What I want to say must be known to a few people. Because in just a few days, all the big stars have uploaded photos with beauties, and some women who want to be popular can't help it. Yes The American tabloids broke the news that she had a wonderful evening with us British beauties."

"...I really didn't know about this matter, we didn't report it in the UK! It's hype!" The partner didn't want to discredit Bao'er at all, he really liked beauties in private.

"It's hype! The little model who broke the news gave the exact time and place! But she was so stupid that she didn't pay attention to the beauty's itinerary! The beauty had already returned to Manchester that night! Ronaldinho went to the airport to pick him up in person, and the media all The two were photographed hugging at the airport! Hugging!"

......

The fans who started with rotten words laughed like crazy. I didn't expect that the commentator is also a fellow. You can't have a clear stand. You have worked hard!

But do you know that you have exposed your position?You said a halftime time, but you actually wanted to say the last sentence, and you said it twice, important things have to be repeated three times, don’t you know?We help you!

"Hugs! Hugs! Hugs!"

"Hugs! Hugs! Hugs!"

"Hugs! Hugs! Hugs!"

Fans of Bao'er really didn't know what the commentary said, and it didn't make waves in the United States. First, it was because of his father's face; I'm too lazy to talk to that little model, I want to be popular and my brain grows, and my IQ grows to my chest!

The commentator relieved the unspeakable itch in the minefield, took a sip of water in satisfaction, and prepared for the second half of the game.As a deeply hidden CP fan, every time he secretly makes small movements in front of the whole world, he can get great pleasure!

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Intermission is over and the second half begins.

Just 1 minute into the second half, Boa shot the most exciting goal of the season!

The author has something to say: Gary once said: People ask me why I like to kiss David, I think if I have a blonde beauty by my side, I will still choose to kiss David.

Gary also said: I can't get married, because if I get married, David can't come to the house to play.

I want to know, will British players also have official CPs, for example, Korean groups have official CPs, group marketing and so on.

Have you watched "CandyBoy"?Torture or not?sweet or not?It is said that C Mei’s classic text~ I have never been able to bring the two together. If I have to get a CP for Luo Er, I can’t think of anyone else except Kaka.