[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Big Brother did forget that the lie was asking for German sausages with mustard.It's not a bad memory, it's subconscious forgetting. When Bao'er said the content of the punishment, he was about to urinate, and he could wilt for three days just by imagining it.

As expected, the incident at the nightclub was reported, and all the questions that my father said won the lottery. Mendes didn't have any premonitional sense of superiority at all, and he wanted to strangle the elder brother to death right now.Because of the father-son meeting last time, he had a relaxed and happy cooperation with the Hollywood boss, and this time he took the initiative to call the boss to seek cooperation.

The father was silent for a few seconds, and asked Mendez in a particularly surprised tone.

"Why do you think I will help my daughter-in-law deal with his whoring news?"

"...because we all know it's fake!"

"How do you know it's fake? Are you hiding in his underwear?"

Mendes wants to cry, boss, can you speak up?Without anger!

"Bao'er didn't break up with him is the best proof!"

My father was unmoved.

Mendes took out his trump card, "You have to do a little favor, they can save a lot of public relations fees! You may not know that all your son's income, all deposits, movable property and real estate are in the hands of your daughter-in-law. so..."

Horse eggs!

Why is it so stupid to look smart?If I give my son a card for feelings, he will still have to receive pocket money every month?My father's face is darkened, I've never seen someone who handed over his assets before getting married!Even if you are married, you can't pay it!

His son was really wronged, and his son wanted to give it to his stupid father.But the silly father has been cheated more than once. For example, the oxygen tank in the basement is said to be able to quickly restore physical fitness. Michael Jackson used this, so he can still dance to the concert when he is dozens of years old. Buy it, buy it, or not. The price is only more than 100 million pounds. The silly father believed it and bought two, both for his son and daughter-in-law, and he is not partial at all.

The silly father loves his son, as long as he is good to his son, he can't help but be fooled.After many times, the silly father decided to cut off the cheater's way to get rich. He no longer cared about the money, and let his son manage it himself.

Fundamentally speaking, Bao'er is a person who has accepted the indoctrination of Chinese traditions. He feels that the family property should either be given to his parents or his wife.If the silly father doesn't want it, he will give it all to the elder brother.

The big brother has never seen this battle before, and he thinks that he has to love him so much that he can hand over his wealth. He was so moved that he had a few blows with his green eyes. Not to mention the mix and match of the screen.

His family's green eyes didn't mention that the Eastern countries are like this at all, and he said affectionately that I would do anything for you.The big brother collapsed at once, his tears collapsed, and his sausage collapsed... He got out of bed naked, cracked open the safe, and gave his own wealth to green eyes.

To put it simply, this is a deep integration of emotions, and it is also a financial exchange management.

Bao'er didn't lose at all, he usually spends all his money, and he has become his favorite in this life, with a cinnabar mole in his heart and a white moonlight on his chest, the senior brother firmly believes that there will be no second person who loves him so much in this life.

So my father really misunderstood his son.But Mendez didn't lie to anyone. Big Brother usually owns Bao'er's money, and all his own money belongs to Bao'er.Mendez's language skills didn't help him, and his father was angry at his son's stupidity. He forgot that Mendez was still waiting for his answer, so he hung up the phone and went to talk to his son.The hard-pressed Mendez could only contact the contacts in his hands, and he was dizzy with too much work.

Here, my father had a pleasant conversation with Bao'er, and after realizing that it was just a fun of exchanging wallets, my father stopped pursuing it. He was busy teaching his son about Hollywood big names and their relationship networks.The father wants to take advantage of his son's time to build a big ladder, and introduce his son to old friends. He is already old, and he may go there at any time. If he does not give all his resources to his son, he is afraid If you can't close your eyes, you feel sorry for the parents in the world.

On Angelo Boulevard in Beverly Hills, there is a Jack Warner estate, which is my father's home.A grand mansion of [-] square feet.The silly father is very excited to live here, not because of all the luxury and comfort here, but because it satisfies the hearts of his little fans who see all kinds of big names.Michael Jackson, Madonna, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, O'Neill, Jackie Chan, Leonardo and so on and so forth.Daddy's big ladder is held here.

It is said that it is a big ladder, not referring to the scale, but referring to the coffee position.The father didn't plan to hold a blind date banquet for pimps. He wanted to introduce his son to big names, not too much.At eight o'clock in the evening, a lot of luxury cars had already parked outside the manor, and superstars arrived one after another. More than 20 people dressed in fashion and delicately or gracefully or swayingly entered the door.

Bao'er also did her styling tonight, a light pink casual suit that no one dares to wear, stiff shoulders, suddenly tightened waistline, slightly tight but particularly long-legged cropped trousers showing ankles, a little sexy Small and fresh mixed together, sweet as honey.The light blond hair was completely combed back, revealing his beautiful tip, and the pair of green eyes were smiling, and there was a string of tiny rays of light in the eyes.The beauties look more and more beautiful under the lights. The beauty of the century has conquered all the guests today. The luxurious decoration in the room has become the background board of the superstars, and the eyes of the superstars are all focused on Bao'er.

The miraculous Acacia Dafa made the greatest contribution tonight.If mind reading existed, almost every superstar would have the same thing on their minds: Oh my god, this kid hits me, he looks so good, I can't wait to get to know him.

The first to speak was Madonna, and Michael Jackson could compare with her in terms of qualifications.Before she could open her mouth to speak, her own father preempted her.

"Come on, call grandma!"

"puff----------"

The silly father was standing in the corner of the hall with a signature book and a marker in his hand, and was cheering himself up and preparing to go up to ask for an autograph.When I heard this, I sprayed.Not only did he spray, the stars also laughed.

Madonna is an old friend of my father, she is not angry at all, she is almost 50 years old and still has a young girl, she pretends to punch her father.

"Good boy, just call me sister."

"Hey hey hey! Sister? Sister? Hey hey! You can call me uncle or Mike, hey hey hey!"

This kind of magical and childlike high-pitched laughter is undoubtedly uttered by Michael Jackson. People all over the world complain about his laughter every day, and this has become a signature.Everyone knows who is speaking without turning their heads.

With the beginning of these two big guys, the rest will be much more lively. After Bao'er greeted each other kindly, the male and female models who were called by her father to serve as waiters before began to warm up the front-end wine. The stars Sit down and chat nonsense in twos and threes.This is the rule, don’t be in a hurry if you want to meet people, no matter which company opens a ladder to expand contacts, it’s the same as holding a shareholders’ meeting, just go straight to the topic when you enter the door.

Dad and Bao'er pulled the silly dad out of the corner, and they didn't dislike the look of the silly dad with a marker in one hand and a signature book in the other, and took him to take pictures with him.Most people don’t talk about low self-esteem at this time, and they will feel a little awkward in their hearts. No, silly father, he is always happy, and his soft beer belly is trembling with his smile. Or what to say, he wants world peace and let Silly Baitian be the president Woolen cloth.

This will be silly and sweet, dragging Michael Jackson and not letting go. He has two hobbies in his life, one is watching Manchester United play football, and the other is listening to Mike's songs.Now that his son has entered Manchester United, he has seen Mike himself, and he is so satisfied that he is about to take off. This is the winner in life!

Is it true fans who know as soon as they chat, the silly father is very fond of every record of Mike, and when he is excited, he will perform Mike's classic move --- Wu-Tang School, but he pushes his hips forward, and he pushes his stomach forward!Mike laughed endlessly, and then he asked a question, "Thank you for liking my song, do you think my concert is good?"

The silly father is honest, "I don't know, I haven't seen it! I have money to go to the game!"

My father and Bao'er had already had a premonition when Mike asked the question, and they would turn their heads and smile in unison, shrugging their shoulders.Mike is not embarrassed, he just likes simple and pure things, he thinks the silly father is too interesting, he waved his hand to signal his father and Bao'er to go first, he wants to chat with the silly father.

......

The big climbing ladder was very successful. Baoer got to know a lot of big names, and they got along very well with each other. I knew it from the fact that they uploaded group photos on social networking sites when they went home. The big coffees took the initiative to greet their fans. The introduction words were- ---Look at my eldest nephew!Baoer didn't win a single championship, but became popular all over the world tonight.

"On the importance of having a good father!" Mendes expressed his opinion afterwards.

The elder brother doesn't pay much attention to the entertainment industry, he always called Bao'er at the beginning: Baby, I miss you so much, when will you come back?It wasn't until his teammates talked about Guan Baoer asking for a photo signed by a big star during training that he was not known by Science what happened.He went home and started watching the news and looking at the photos.Then he called bitterly.

"I saw a photo of you and Leonardo, with your arms around each other! You don't want to have green eyes, do you?"

"Club! Toilet! Pepper!"

The elder brother's voice became weak all of a sudden, "...well, don't change the subject, I saw a photo of you and Britney, and you let that woman kiss your face!" The senior brother became more confident.

"Lies! Mustard!"

! ! ! !A thunderbolt from the blue, the memory broke through the ground!Turns out the pepper wasn't the end....

The author has something to say: Ever since the exchange of property, the big brothers feel that this is a different kind of sweetness. Every time they consume, they silently show their affection, so they love Hao more and more.

Looking at the soaring monthly bills, Bao'er silently sent a message to Mendes:

I took the commercials you mentioned, and I still have a few songs. Please help me talk about the royalties.