[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

In order not to stick his daughter-in-law's name tag on his head, the eldest brother fought hard!He found more than a hundred web news for the silly father, all of which belonged to his own father, and let the silly father have a good understanding of his various ways of life.He doesn't know how much evil he has done. If Bao'er finds out, he will definitely smash his donuts!Let him call "Ya Butterfly" all night! !absolute! ! !

After the silly father finished watching a lot of news interviews, Bao'er and his biological father arrived home.

My father walked around the house slowly with his hands behind his back, and praised the opening of the basement. When he no longer has the confidence to challenge the mainstream of society, this kind of cleverness can protect himself well without wronging himself, which is worthy of encouragement.

"I said why the media didn't capture it all the time. You two have been living together. So that's how it is. You sleep together at night and go out from the two houses in the morning. Yes, the simpler the more effective!"

"If you get married, I will give you a piece of land and build two connected castles for you to live in!"

My father said that we have money, so we don't give away a house or land!

The elder brother saw that his daughter-in-law had come out to her father, so he immediately changed his name to her father.

"Father David, we are so embarrassed by your generosity. Just build one, and we will definitely announce our relationship when we get married."

"Then what about me and his silly dad? Of course the family will live together, and we won't disturb your life. You can go back to your own home to sleep at night, and come to accompany me during the day. Oh, and his silly dad!"

"Who wants to live with you?... No, who do you think is stupid?" Since the sexual orientation was tested, the silly father has been a little suspicious, paying special attention to the proportion when getting along with others. In the past, the only opposite sex in his consciousness was women. Now men and women are the opposite sex in his eyes.Especially after reading so many news about his father, he felt embarrassed and rough. In the past, others said he was stupid, he was like this (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, now his father said he was like this` (*>﹏<*)′.

Both the senior brother and Bao'er noticed the change, and Bao'er felt a thump in his heart. The senior brother felt guilty when he thought of the hundred and ten pages of the webpage.

The father didn't know what kind of temper the silly dad used to have. He was just jealous of the relationship between the silly dad and his son for more than ten years, but he was also grateful for the love of the silly dad for so many years. Everyone always wanted to tease the silly dad a few times, intentionally or unintentionally.

He pretended not to hear the silly dad's question.He arranged for his big bodyguard to live in the elder brother's house, anyway, the elder brother's house is used twice a day, coming in from that end and leaving from the other end.

Silly dad got angry.

My father and him always have a bit of dislike for each other, there is no major conflict, the status determines the disharmony in the aura.The silly father felt that he was looked down upon by his opponent, and the little old man pretended to be ignoring to show that he didn't bother to talk to him.Silly dad wants revenge!

He ran back to the room with a snap, leaving the three of them scratching their heads.

After a while, he came out with a bunch of photo albums in his arms, put them on the sofa, and called the elder brother to take a look.

"Chris, take a look. You have never seen the photos of Bao'er when she was a child. These are all my treasures! If I wasn't in a good mood, I wouldn't even show them!"

The elder brother must be interested. The father-in-law and daughter-in-law laugh out loud for a while, and love the photo for a while.Bao'er and her own father both understand what silly father means, so let's show off.Bao'er decided to let the two old men resolve the conflict by themselves, and he didn't intervene, just sat and watched the fun.

My father knew what was going on, but he couldn't hold it back. He had never seen it before, and his eyes were greedy.He pushed the elder brother away, and was about to look at the photos when he sat down, when the silly father closed the album with a snap.

"Look at a hundred pounds! You want me to wash you a whole set. Ten thousand pounds a piece! Don't you claim to be the best at making money? Are you going to spend this money today or not?"

The silly father was proud, and leaned on the sofa with his legs crossed, full of vigor and vigor, so small, I told you to ignore me!

Before his father could say whether to spend or not, he spoke again.

"I still have the clothes that Bao'er wore when she was a child, and I also keep the pacifier, do you want it? I'll give you one, brother!"

Eldest brother is lying on the back of the sofa, his head is busy turning left and right, he likes to watch the two fathers quarrel, this is normal family life!Hearing what the silly father said, he secretly gave Bao'er a thumbs up, the silly father is really awesome, his real father is ten years older than the silly father!If this is called out, the silly father will be able to feel proud for a whole year.

"The last time I called my brother was 30 years ago." My father said with a smile.

The silly father continued to wait proudly for his own father to call him big brother, he had already seen the dawn of victory.

"On--bed--! I called my boyfriend at the time many times--ok-bro-bro! Why, do you want it too? Your room or mine?"

Boom!The big brother slipped his arm and fell to the ground, (>﹏<)!

Bao'er quickly helped the elder brother up, he wanted to thank the elder brother for falling down at the right time, he didn't hear such a conversation at all, it was too embarrassing.My father doesn't have a score, so why say this in front of his son.

Bao'er dragged the elder brother back to the room quickly, and the elder brother was still (>﹏<) when he returned to the room.Bao'er was puzzled, what's wrong, what's so embarrassing about falling in my own house and no outsiders saw it?

The elder brother shook his head.

"No, I hate myself for being so overwhelmed that I fell at that time, and I didn't watch the plot behind it! (>﹏<) I'm so curious!!"

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Here, the stupid father's rank is obviously not as high as that of his real father, and his face is red!

"Pretending to be a little old man! You speak with an accent! You are shameless! You are a hooligan!"

The silly father who had been in love once in his life and was divorced was really a decent British gentleman.He had never met such a person, and what was said on the news was all false!What elegance and erudition, I bah!What shrewd and decisive, I bah!What a business genius, I bah!Come up and have sex, stinky hooligan!

The silly father is really too suspicious, the real father really doesn't have a date, he is 64 years old, he is powerless even if he wants to.But as a person who has been romantic all his life, the slutty temperament of lingering in the flowers is really engraved in the bone marrow.Don't look at her ordinary looks, but when she raises her eyebrows, she is full of anger!

The dear father didn't expect the silly father to be so timeless, his neck was red, and he immediately changed the subject.

"Son, dad, don't worry, I heard that you liked Michael Jackson very much when you were young, and I still have his autographed album, can I give it to you?"

"..." The silly father's frowning eyebrows were loosened, and his face was still tense.

"I still have inside information. The female star you like has a knife in her face."

"..." The red on Silly Dad's face faded.

"We are all one family. Let me tell you secretly, if stars who have plastic surgery can't enter Hollywood, then Hollywood will be empty!"

"Really?" The silly father has already followed the conversation.

"What are you doing to lie to you! Let me tell you..."

......

"Oh my god my god!!! Who always plays the tough guy and masturbates with an orchid finger?" The sudden appearance of Portuguese-scented English startled the two old men!

The two old men turned their heads and saw two people squatting under the back of the sofa.Bao'er covered her face and lowered her head, the senior brother's eyes were shining!

idiot!idiot!Bao'er wants to kick her thick neck to death!Make sure not to make a sound before leaving the room, and come back after listening to the follow-up development quietly.The result, look!Two sons secretly listening to dad's corner...

Although there was nothing ambiguous about it, this scene was too embarrassing.Especially after the previous good brother incident.It seems that the son suspected that something happened to the two old men, so he came here to eavesdrop.But the truth is the same. The muscular and tough guy of the big brother 185 has a pair of eyes that see through the foundation and a heart of a rotten boy. He insists on coming to see the follow-up.

The two fathers reacted and became angry!

Once the two old men show their power, the two sons will be beaten!In view of Bao'er's head injury, the senior brother was beaten for both of them.It's not over yet, the big brother who sleeps at night is going to have a show, and he hasn't had sex for almost a week, he wants to die.But his family has green eyes and holds grudges. He negotiated conditions with the elder brother and masturbated the plane with an orchid finger.

The night is long, the stars are so beautiful!As for the orchid point not showing up, who knows...

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On the 13th, Manchester United played against the European star team.

Bao'er and her father were sitting in the stands, pointing their fingers at the sky!Sir Alex didn't arrange for him to play because of his injury, that's fine, the key is football superstars Ronaldo, Maldini, Ronaldinho, Zidane --------- - none came!

It is said that Ronaldinho also withdrew temporarily because of an injury, and Zidane chose to avoid it because he did not want to be teammates with Maratech.Malatech is the bridge between Zidane and Zidane in the World Cup last year-------the famous top of the century!

At that time, Maratech had a dispute with Zidane when he was defending. The two had a fight. Maratech greeted Zidane's sister. Of course, Zidane couldn't bear it. He used his big bald head to hit him hard. Received a red card.The beams between the two have since been completely knotted.The follow-up punishment of this incident is also very interesting. Zidane was banned for three games and fined [-] francs, and Materazzi was banned for two games and fined [-] francs.

There is a problem with the fine itself. Materazzi is wrong to scold people, but beating people is still worse, and the two cannot be compared.Just like Bao'er would be angry when others scolded the big brother, but if the two water bottles incident happened, everyone would know the consequences.

The French side has not stopped until now, the fans who threw things have been caught, and the barrister sent by the father, Mendes came forward, and it will not be over until those few people lose their fortunes!This is Bao'er's final decision --- if you dare to bully my family, it's already very cheap for them if you don't kill them.He didn't forget that the last few mobile phones were also thrown at the elder brother in the first place.

As for being beaten in the "Top of the Century" incident, Materazzi was banned for one game less than Zidane, and received [-] francs less.Where is the joke?Zidane's three-game suspension is a fart ----------- he retired! !The whole world knows that the World Cup is his farewell game.Who will be banned?Materazzi!

The author has something to say: Do you all know that Zidane is a good man and he listens to his wife?