[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

My dad is a little angel, sending warmth and surprises, a golden finger on the road of life.

Knowing that Bao'er was going to make music for Pirates of the Caribbean, and watching movies every day to find the feeling, he directly sent Captain Jack to his son.This is the same as when the exam is about to take place. The father invites the one who writes the questions to be his son's tutor.

The process is a bit difficult to describe, but the result is good.Following Uncle Depp's in-depth analysis of the characters, Bao'er can see that the age of great voyages is in sight, and the finishing touch to the soundtrack is not a problem at all!

The two chatted for several hours. During the meeting, Boa began to talk about CaptainJackSparrow excitedly, and then became Mr. Depp. When the topic ended, Boa had already started calling Captain Jack Depp Uncle.

Johnny Depp thought it was interesting, so he asked.

"It's nothing, my head is flooded." Bao'er was very satisfied with the small stove opened by the captain himself, and he had forgotten how excited he was when he waited for Mr. Captain's arrival in the morning.

My father did not forget, he did not hesitate to tear down the stage. "I know why, because except for the few gold teeth left in your mouth, sexy braids, gorgeous orchid fingers, charming dark circles, and unrestrained waist are all gone! Oh, all the adjectives are my son yesterday Said it at night!"

Bao'er looked at Uncle Depp blushing purely and flawlessly, thinking of the big brother in her heart.

At the beginning, in order to defeat the life-sized portrait that had not been violently destroyed by the silly father, the senior brother worked hard to make Captain Jack come alive!Those adjectives are all used on senior brother.The original words are waves and coquettish little braids, don’t stop, orchid fingers, elegant butterflies, dark circles, push hard, thick necks!

Now seeing the genuine version after removing makeup, it is the same as if you go to buy a playboy and open it to see that it is a housewife recipe! !Can the difference be that big?In the future, I can no longer look directly at the elder brother to change the captain's suit, okay!

Depp was embarrassed when he heard the series of adjectives, then he laughed and rubbed Bao'er's little face vigorously, which was exactly the attitude towards his nephew.If only he knew what was going on in his nephew's head, hum!

Depp hugged Bao Er intimately, took several photos, and uploaded them to his own social networking site to make his nephew popular.Bao'er can foresee that the day when he has a series of Hollywood big names in his left hand and a series of football superstars in his right hand is not far away.This is the rhythm of the whole universe.

The big brother didn't know that his pirated version had defeated the genuine one, and he didn't know that he had turned his portrait into 3D and took intimate photos with his wife.

He played seriously when his daughter-in-law was full of waste.

Last year was also at the Riverside Stadium, Manchester United defeated Middlesbrough 1:4.Keane, who was unable to play due to injury, was very dissatisfied with the performance of his teammates on the field and publicly bombarded some teammates. This incident directly caused his termination of the contract with Manchester United.As the fuse, Middlesbrough is indeed not weak and has a clear home court advantage. They also won the league championship in 04.Although it is also a century-old team, they only stabilized in the Premier League in 1998. Before that, they had always been an elevator team-up and down.

The origin of this team and Manchester United lies in 01 and 06. Its head coach McClaren was the assistant coach of Manchester United. Middlesbrough.McLaren left the club to lead the England national football team at the end of last season.

So for a team that is very familiar with Manchester United's various styles of play, the big brothers feel a little difficult.However, Rooney scored a point for Manchester United in No. 203 minutes after the start, and Manchester United is in full swing.But before the end of the first half, Middlesbrough equalized the score.

Middlesbrough's midfielder Stuart Downing is also a good-looking player. He has been selected for the national team many times and represented England in the World Cup last year.He crossed from the left and was barely pushed out by Ferdenand's header, but was then diverted by Middlesbrough player Alka's header.The under-19 Middlesbrough player Cat Moller volleyed and scored to equalize the score.

Boro overtook the score 68 seconds into the second half.Still handsome Downing, he took a corner kick on the right, there was a hole in Manchester United's defense, and the unguarded German Jerome Boateng headed into the net from a distance.

It was not until the 68th minute of the second half that Manchester United equalized again.Boateng made a handball foul in the penalty area, and the elder brother took a penalty kick.The score stopped changing at 2:2 until the end of the game, and Manchester United could only play Middlesbrough nine days later.

In this game, the Manchester United teammates all realized the importance of Baoer. It's not that the other midfielders are not good, it can only be said that Baoer is too anti-human. As long as the ball is at his feet, he has never lost it.This is a particularly scary statistic. He can always find the most suitable route to send the ball to the players comfortably.Without him, a lot of goals were conceded in midfield and a lot of energy had to be put into the counter-attack.

Sir Alex Ferguson's favorite sentence during training is: Baoer is the player with the widest vision I have ever seen.This is the reason why he thought twice about positioning Boa as a midfielder. He can connect the players of the whole field and control the rhythm of the game. He has high expectations for Boa and hopes that he can become one of the greatest midfielders in football history. .

The big brother missed his wife even more after the game. Without a wife to feed him the ball, he was more than twice as tired as usual. Sure enough, his wife is the best!

The commentators are not idle either, they can always catch a chat while commenting on the game.

"The ratings for this game have dropped, not much, but it's still obvious. You can see why it's dropped by looking at who is missing on the field."

"I have always thought that we are a country with connotations, a very reserved nation. I was wrong, and I deeply realized that I was wrong. Looking at the ratings, this is obviously a country that looks at faces."

His partner refuted him with righteous indignation, "It's not face, it's strength! Strength! You said in front of so many audiences that beauty depends on face, so don't drag me down after being beaten!"

"Oh no, what I mean is that the beauty is as good as her face, she is so good! Since the game in Lille, the fans have changed their name to Baoer Beauty. We complained at the beginning that the fans were not caring, so we always changed our nickname to this. It’s not difficult to explain for us. Later, I opened my mouth and found that it was very appropriate, isn’t it? Everything is beautiful, the face is beautiful, and the strength is also beautiful. How many people broke their hearts in that scene on the French court. My heart also broke for a while. Fortunately, Goddess of Luck has favored us, we are very much looking forward to the start of the beauty in the next game!"

"Speaking of beauty everywhere, I think that beauty's net worth has also become beautiful. Anyone who has read the news recently knows that beauty has a rich father. It is said that when beauty participated in the American Music Awards, the management of Manchester United once called him The idea of ​​going to the Oscars. But we all know that this is impossible, how can there be time to act in such a dense competition. But now I dare not say, with such a father, it is too easy for a beauty to go for a walk!"

The fans followed suit.

"The commentator is really good at flattering! Can I go to the Oscars after acting? Then the Oscar venue can't be seated at Old Trafford!"

A few experienced football masters analyzed Boa's various passes and dribbles, and found that they are about to rise a superstar in the UK!England will soon have Zidane!Let's celebrate!

Most people don't bother to analyze so much, they know that when Bao'er is around, there are a lot of shooting opportunities, and when he is away, most of the time is spent on grabbing the ball.Manchester United fans are very scared, don't make any accidents in the future, the light of our Red Devils lies in Bao'er's legs.With him here, the striker is not afraid of making waves, if you miss three goals, don't be afraid, I will give you ten!No matter how many waves can score a few, this is the gospel of all forwards and the hope in the eyes of all fans!

Thanks to Bao'er's skills, there is no one who hates him, and the fans of Manchester United's arch-enemy don't want him to lie down and never get up again. They just call on Bao'er to go to Hollywood. The key is that there is still such a father, who came to play because he couldn't think about it.They left a message on Baoer's social networking site:

"Let's go, let's go, you went to Hollywood and I bought records and watched movies. As long as you leave football, I will follow you! If you really want to play football, come to us, we welcome you in line! "

The fans didn't have much negative emotion about Bao'er's finding her biological father, except that some people were born to be favored by envy, envy and hatred, and it passed.Occasionally there were a few discordant voices, indicating that Baoer's own father had come out of the closet, and his son might be the same, seeing that he was inseparable from Cristiano Ronaldo all day long.

Before Bao'er's fans started, the neutral person took the picture back.

Not to mention whether Bao'er is, even if he is, he guards against looking for so many handsome guys in Hollywood, so he has to look for those rough guys?Sweating all day long, covered with grass and mud from head to toe, and smelly of sweat, how heavy is that?

Based on Bao'er's father's status in Hollywood, how many men who want to climb up are thinking about Bao'er's bed, Ronaldo?They are brothers of true friendship. People nowadays are too dirty!

Those who were just a little bit hesitant at first, but their thoughts were quickly dispelled. After thinking about it, it is right, it is such a reason!Then it is a true friendship at first glance!

Bao'er doesn't know how much the father and Mendes have contributed in guiding public opinion. The father is not prepared to let his son worry about it. His son only needs to be happy doing what he likes.

After this game, the big brother and the others still have to prepare for the European star game, and the time is only two days apart.However, because the schedule is too dense and there is no championship pressure in the All-Star Game, Sir Alex Ferguson asked everyone to rest at home for the past two days.Of course, if the prostitute is caught, wait to be a cold bench.

After two days of rest, Bao'er returned home with her super expensive luggage -----Dad.The whole itinerary was five days later than the big brother, but the big brother thought badly.The silly father also missed his son very much. He originally wanted to fly to France to take care of his son. Later, when he heard that his own father was there, he got awkward and refused to go at home. He was unhappy and harassed the elder brother.

"Chris, can you tell me about that old man who pretended to hit me?"

"Chris, that pretentious old man didn't put on a show to cause trouble for my son, did he?"

"Chris..."

The elder brother answered it once a day, but later pretended not to hear it!

"Chris, Chris! Chris? Can you hear me? Daughter-in-law! Daughter-in-law!!!!"

The author has something to say: I usually don’t have a phone, but the phone rang when I started writing!It's still a long chat.

I was fine last night, thinking about writing a chapter for today.

I started writing at 2 o'clock, received 10 phone calls in the middle, and it was 30:352 directly, and the word count was [-]! ! !

/(ㄒoㄒ)/ I just didn't save the manuscript!