[Unlimited] Desperate Conquer the World

The next day, Jacob sneaked a few magazines under his clothes and slipped near Karen's house under the pretext of going out to play.These magazines cost him five dollars, and the person who sold them to him wore a black hood and described them as sneaky, selling products to passers-by under the bridge, "These are definitely good products, the most interesting magazines!" He said Speak to Jacob.

The light in the forest was really dim, and Jacob ran to Edward's window lightly.With the help of the weak light, the bunny girls showing their lines in the magazine made Jacob's mind instantly become a mess!My God, this is not that kind of magazine!Just the kind of magazine parents like to keep under the bed!Jacob quickly turned back a few pages, and finally couldn't help throwing the book aside when he saw the models wearing only the most fashionable styles.

[It's such an unpleasant magazine, I hope the next one won't be like this!Hey, Edward, I'm not a pervert! ] Jacob opened the next book.This one is about the same, it's full of normal muscular men.Although the poses they pose are a bit strange, for Jacob, who is keen on fitness, all he cares about is how those beautiful muscles are trained.

As he flipped through it, he commented in his mind.

The more you turn back, the weirder the content.Jacob finally noticed something was wrong when he saw two male models showing how to personally teach golf swing posture.His face was flushed red, and he knew it shouldn't be, but the scene of being in the tree house with Edward that day appeared in his mind instantly.The difference is that Edward, like him, has no clothes on, and holds the glass bottle with the little heart in his hand!

[No, no, Edward, I'm really not a strange pervert! ] Jacob shouted in his mind immediately, but it was too late.

The window above his head creaked, and a basin of cold water poured Jacob a chill.The ice inside crackled and hit him across the face.Then a pillow flew out, and with Edward's roar, Jacob ran away despondently with the pillow in his mouth.

But it was really Edward's own pillow!Smells exactly like his.Jacob.Blake was happy to be home in his wet clothes and a gorgeous, obviously used pillow.He was only thinking about where to put his spoils, but he didn't notice his father's suspicious eyes.

On the third day, Jacob, who had learned his lesson, decided to be on the safe side.He squatted under Edward's window with a few children's novels. [Suddenly I feel like Romeo and Juliet! ] This thought flashed through Jacob's mind, so fast that he didn't realize it himself.

This is a Harry Potter novel, but looking at it, the strange place appeared again!The characters interact with each other in ways that shouldn't be in a children's book!Finally, when Dumbledore dueled with his old love rival Voldemort in order to regain Harry's heart, but accidentally got the love potion at the same time! With a "click", Edward's window rang again!

This time it was a basin of frozen salted fish!

If someone suddenly can't sleep in the middle of the night and wants to take a walk in the forest, he can see a majestic giant wolf galloping through the night forest with a salted fish in his mouth.This is not the weirdest part, what is creepy is that the giant wolf made a sound that seemed to be laughing while running.

When Billy watched his son come back with a bagful of salted fish, he became even more puzzled.Jacob's face looked as if he had been punched several times, but the smile that seemed to have damage to the cerebral cortex was always hanging on his face!

Ha, Billy is finally convinced of the speculation these days, his son is in love.And is pursuing others in a very abnormal behavior.Well, judging from the fist marks on Jacob's eyes, she should be a strong girl!

On the fourth day, Jacob hummed the most popular hip-hop music and wriggled under Edward's window for a long time.Nothing was poured on his head this time, but a jaguar did get released by someone.On the same day, Billy received his early Christmas present, a warm leopard cape with full head and tail!

On the fifth day, when he was about to go out, Billy, who had been observing him silently for several days, finally couldn't help but stop him.

"Hey Jacob, why don't you consider a traditional date? Like bringing a bouquet of flowers?" Whoever Jacob was harassing was a nice girl.Neither called the police, nor took out a gun to beat Jacob a few times!Based on this, Billy felt that if he missed this girl, he would be lonely for the rest of his life in Jacob's way of chasing her.

"I'm not going on a date, I'm going to play a prank!" Jacob said confidently.

"Oh, pranks, I understand." Billy smiled. "When I was your age, I used pranks to get her attention when I was with someone I liked. I would pull her braids and trip her on purpose. And put caterpillars in her bookcase! Do you know what happened in the end?"

"Well, she fell in love with you?" Jacob looked at the sky and was eager to go out!

Edward must be waiting for him!And after thinking about it all day, he finally came up with a new idea.Jacob wanted to laugh at the thought of Edward's furious face at the thought.

Edward, here I come!

"No! She cried, and she asked me why I hated him so much!" Billy shoved a bouquet of roses into Jacob's hand, "I didn't know what the hell I was until a few days later when I saw she had a boyfriend." What a stupid thing. Go ahead and tell her if you like her, it took me years to finally get her back! You know what? She was going to tell another guy 'I Willing!' already."

"Oh, I see, you're telling stories about you and Mom! I know." Jacob looked at the roses in his hand, each of which yelled "Take me!" at him.He hesitated a little, would a bunch of flowers be inappropriate?Would Edward think he was playing tricks on him?The self-esteem that came out of nowhere finally took the upper hand.

Jacob shrugged his shoulders, and said in an indifferent tone as much as possible: "Ha, thank you! I'm really just a prank! And he's a boy!" After finishing speaking, he put down the roses and ran away like the wind up.

Billy sighed and picked up the bouquet that fell on the ground, "What a fool! I was the same as when I was young!"

Jacob ran all the way with his head on his chair, trying to get Billy's words out of his mind. 【He actually said that I like Edward! 】Jacob felt that he was shaking a little dizzy, but the thought seemed to be stuck in his brain with 502 glue, and he couldn't shake it out.

He stopped suddenly and quickly hid behind a tree.

The Karen's garage opened.Edward carried the small bag and hugged the other vampires respectively. They waved to each other and said a few more words.Edward jumped into the car, and with the sound of the engine starting, the silver sports car rushed forward like a bird and disappeared around the corner!

[Wait, where is he going?Going shopping or] The werewolf suddenly felt that something was wrong.

"How long is Edward going to go?" A gentle voice came into Jacob's ears.It's Edward's vampire mother!Beautiful and gentle Esme.And the object of her questioning was a tall black-haired vampire!

Jacob knew the black-haired vampire, his name was Emmett, and he would come to their territory to make trouble!Sam fights him almost every few days!I only heard Emmett sighing and said: "I don't know, it may be months, or it may be years. Edward, you know that last time he said he wanted to relax, he disappeared for almost ten years! Last night he suddenly said If you want to go skiing in Alaska, you can be self-willed if you are single!" As soon as Emmett finished speaking, another unusually beautiful blond vampire started punching and kicking him.

Without looking at the internal struggles of the Karen family, Jacob didn't know what happened to him.As soon as he heard that Edward would disappear from his eyes for such a long time, he felt like there were countless angry kittens in his heart, stretching out their sharp claws, scratching his heart desperately!

The feeling of pain and suffocation caused Jacob to suddenly transform into a wolf form, and suddenly galloped towards the direction Edward left.

The loud howling of wolves carried sadness and anger, and spread far away with the wind.Like a bolt of dark lightning, Jacob galloped through the woods looking for Edward.The howling of wolves sounded all the way, and countless fat birds in the woods fluttered their wings and cursed the recklessness of the werewolf.

"Was that a werewolf just now?" Emmett asked with swollen eyes. "He went after Edward? Shall we stop him?"

"Oh!" His ex-girlfriend Rosalie snorted coldly, "Don't tell me you didn't smell it, when he came back a few days ago, his whole body smelled of dog 9, and there are always that kind of smell near my home these days Taste! If Edward hadn't told me not to, I'd have made a new coat from that werewolf sneaking around!"

"But, but!" Emmett tried to organize his words, "Edward and the werewolf? I mean, our little brother, the lovely Edward and the werewolf!!!"

"Don't mention the werewolf to me!" Rosalie pulled up a big tree and smashed it on Emmett's head, "Didn't you just go and find that werewolf named Sam? You bastard, don't run away! I'm going to beat you to death! We hooked up with werewolves when we were dating? I'm going to break your leg and crush it to pieces so that you can no longer use him!"

Emmett immediately used the fastest speed. Of course he knew which leg Rosalie was referring to, but Rosalie's accusation made him feel wronged, "I went to fight with him! Rosalie , That's a big rock, I'm really going to die if I get hit! I really don't like men, why on earth did you break up with me!"

Emmett and Rosalie ran away while destroying the forest.The rest of the people looked at each other, and Alice sighed. She didn't know why she always felt that the men in the family were a little crooked overnight.

She worriedly looked at her boyfriend, Jasper, the only remaining straight man in the Karen family, and said in a low voice, "Fortunately, you are still straight!"

"?" The real old-fashioned person, Jasper, a handsome young man who spent many years in the all-male army in 1840 and liked ancient Greek literature, blinked his eyes suspiciously.

The sparrows were chirping, jumping on the tree for a while, and jumping on the top of the water lily for a while.

"Edward left, and Jacob went after him!" Shui Lian recently found out about Xiao Wang, and felt that her runes were not perfect, which made him a little unhappy.But the scalp refreshing potion Snape gave him managed to restore his mood.

"Have you caught up?" Bai Zhanji and Tang Falan asked expectantly.

"Well, the werewolf can run a racing car with a speed of [-] kilometers per hour! And the racing car didn't stop for three hours!" Shui Lian rolled her eyes, "Of course I didn't catch up, the werewolf was so tired that he passed out afterwards! "He touched his hair, just like Snape said, the color of the hair turned slightly dark brown, but within the acceptable range for him.

Bai Zhanji and Tang Falan exchanged glances, "Brother Shuilian, your hair color is really unique!" Green!Eyes are going to be blind!And it seems to be able to change color with the mood of the water lotus!The weirdest thing is that Shui Lian seems to like this change very much, and often takes out the mirror to take pictures!

"Ah, it's okay." Shui Lian smiled slightly. In the eyes of others, his hair turned wine red!With a little cheerful color! "Snape helped me adjust the refreshing potion. If you are envious, you can ask him for it!"

"No no, this color can only be matched by someone as beautiful as you, Brother Shui Lian!" Hearing Tang Falan's truth, Shui Lian's mood improved. Still glowing a touch of orange.

For some reason, no one else reminded Shui Lian of his hair problem.Maybe everyone hopes that his constantly changing hair color can bring some bright colors to their nine-to-five office workers.

"But making Edward and Jacob be good friends, is there any help for our mission?" Xiao Wang said suddenly. Ever since he was rolled as a ball by the little Sirius for 10 minutes, he has always been sympathetic to all hairy things. Four-legged animals stay away!

"The key is not the two of them, we need to find an ally for the Karen family!" Liu Lei sat in the wheelchair and drank the black tea handed over by the housekeeper. "It's getting cold! Butler Sebastian, and don't add sugar!" Snape, the butler in a tuxedo and tie, took the cup of black tea, nodded slightly, and turned to go to the kitchen.

There was silence for a moment, and then coughing sounded.

"Please let go of my beloved anime!" Tang Falan felt that he would soon have the shadow of his childhood!He secretly made up his mind that if one day he saw Liu Lei and Snape dressed up as Luffy and any other characters in One Piece, he would definitely go on strike and run away from home as a protest!By the way, she will be pregnant with a child who doesn't know who the father is to anger Liu Lei!

"What? I don't know what you're talking about?" Liu Lei said with a serious face, "Severus. Sebastian. Mr. Snape has always been my personal teacher and housekeeper. Cough cough, all right , don’t pay attention to my personal affairs with Sif. As for mixed-blood vampires, there will definitely be differences between the Cullen family and the Volturi family. Carlisle. Karen’s strong sense of morality and compassion prevent him from taking action against mixed-blood vampires , and the Volturi value power! They will not allow anyone to threaten their rule!"

"After the news of the mixed-blood vampire is confirmed, the two sides will split because of the position. At that time, the Karen family, which is relatively weak, will need to find some foreign aid! Werewolves are a good choice, as long as Jacob and Edward are friends, He will help Edward! The wolves are collective, they will not let their partners die alone!"

"But, but, even if they fight, it has nothing to do with our mission!" Xiao Wang was still confused. He looked at the eyes of the people around him, and found that no one was paying him more attention because of his sudden speech. Attention.This made him slightly relieved.

"It does matter. With foreign aid, the Karen family won't be defeated so quickly. After they had a disagreement, they even made a few ugly fights, and unexpectedly found that the number of mixed-blood vampires exceeded their imagination, and many even mixed in with humans." , Waiting for the opportunity to launch chaos and expose everything about the vampires to human eyes, what will they do?" Liu Lei said patiently.

"Looking for foreign aid?" Tang Falan raised his hand and replied, "The foreign aid cannot be human or vampire!"

"Yes! The existence of vampires is known to human beings, and it will be a disaster for them. They are indeed very powerful individually, but facing a large number of human beings, even in the era of cold weapons, vampires cannot be regarded as invincible existence, let alone Now there are all kinds of weapons! After seeing the strength of both sides, working together again to find foreign aid is their only way out! At that time, neither of them dared to easily attack each other!"

"Students, we are the foreign aid! At that time, we can find any excuses. As foreign aid, it will not be difficult for ten vampires to take off their clothes voluntarily! Well, for example, we have a super weapon, but we need vampires to reflect the sunlight Only the light can start such nonsense." Liu Lei stood up, "We have already established friendship with the Karen family, and now, when the people from the Volturi arrive, we will start to contact them!"

"Brother Lei, one last question!" Bai Zhanji raised his hand. "We don't have enough people, how do we find those mixed-race vampires who have mixed into the crowd?"

"Don't worry about this." Liu Lei said confidently: "It's very difficult for vampires who don't mix with the crowd to be born. Except for Edward's future daughter, the rest are on the Amazon side. The people who compete for the deer have already contacted me. , They have completed their mission and are now in Australia, ready to cooperate with our plan and pretend to be half-breed."

"Okay, this is the general battle plan. I will discuss the details with you in detail. Everyone has tasks, but the most important thing is to bring the water lotus talisman, so that the vampires will not read our thoughts." Liu Lei nodded at Snape, took a sip of the re-brewed black tea lightly, he frowned, let go of his hand, and the teacup fell directly to the ground.

The freshly brewed black tea was scattered all over the floor.

"" Seeing that the two men were about to start their actions again, the grapefruits immediately made preparations to retreat.

"I think this cup of black tea is too hot." Liu Lei looked at Snape with a calm expression, "Maybe you have been a teacher for too long, and you have neglected your housekeeping skills!"

The dedicated butler didn't say anything, and just pushed the wheelchair away, "Everyone, it's time for him to go to class, please do not disturb. If you need anything, please come to him after ten hours, and please knock on the door when you come in."

"What class do you think they are going to take?" Bai Zhanji asked curiously. Recently, he saw that his good friends all had someone they liked, so he felt that he should also work harder.

"Mathematics and English or something." Shensuan Shuilian obviously became depressed again. He had green hair and decided to go for a walk.

At this time, Snape was holding a math textbook, and the students opposite were obviously very impatient.

"I don't need you to teach me anything! I'm already the master of this house! Don't try to discipline me!" The master was very angry, took off his gloves, and slammed on Butler Snape fiercely.

"Oh, are you sure?" Snape put down his textbook and slowly untied his tie. "The old master asked me to teach you well before he died, but first, I want to taste what dissatisfied you with that cup of black tea!"

The tie tightly bound Liu Lei's hands.Warm black tea was sprinkled on his body, Snape tasted the black tea carefully, feeling that the taste was indeed a bit bland.

"It's indeed a bit wrong. I forgot to learn about Potions." Snape took out a small bottle of potion from his pocket, poured a drop into the black tea, and shook it.After watching the color turn into a bright pink, he dutifully fed it into his master's mouth.

Then, he sat on a chair beside him, waiting for the effect of the medicine to take effect.

A few minutes later, the disobedient master who was in the rebellious stage began to twist his body uneasily, and a large area of ​​pink stained his skin.The feeling of needing to be filled with new knowledge made Liu Lei go crazy, and after persisting for another 5 minutes, he was finally defeated by his thirst for knowledge.

"Please"

"What?" Snape said he didn't hear clearly.

"Please educate me!" The voice became clearer this time, but Snape did not intend to just let go of his master who dared to contradict him, he asked in a low voice: "How to educate you?"

"Use your pointer! Please use your pointer and educate me hard!" With his hands tied up by a tie, he couldn't move. The naughty student who didn't like learning finally began to realize the importance of learning. "I want you, teach me something new!"

"As you wish!" Snape's patience was also at the limit, he showed the pointer that was already eager to try, and after a brief opening remark, he went straight to the point.

Here is the key point, which needs to be reviewed repeatedly!There are also some formulas, which need to be recited continuously to remember!Oh, this problem is solved, maybe there are other equations that can be used!Mathematics is fascinating, but English cannot be forgotten.From a to f, to z and then to o, the time is getting tighter and tighter, faster and faster!That's it!

"Yes!" Snape was amazed by the student's savvy. He cooperated with the speed of the teacher's lecture, and had his own opinions from time to time!This is not over yet, sometimes he will turn his back on the customer and urge the teacher to speed up the problem solving! "Hurry up, hurry up!" Liu Lei said, he was obviously completely indulged in the joy of learning, and completely forgot the previous unhappiness!

interest is the best teacher!These words made perfect sense. The two of them were completely addicted. By the time they finished their day's homework, it was already five hours later.

"Wow, Sev, it's really great!" Liu Lei said with a sigh, "I love cosplay to death, the person who invented this thing must be a genius f tell me, what do you want to be next time?"

"When I was young, I read a story about slaying dragons." Snape fished out a bottle of potion from the bedside table, took some, and rubbed it on Liu Lei's reddened wrist. "Maybe I can dress up as a dragon! You are the dragon slayer!"

"Haha, good idea!" Liu Lei hugged Snape, playing with his hair for a while.This feeling is quite good, the two leaned together lazily, talking to each other idle words. "I always feel that we are a bit like an old couple." Liu Lei immediately regretted it after blurting out, and he explained: "I didn't mean to marry you or something, I think it's fine now."

Snape kissed his mouth, stopped Liu Lei's constant explanation, "Hey, I understand, you don't have to worry about anything." He looked at the two men who were covered in mess, and got up, "Take a shower?"

"You go first, I'll take a rest." Liu Lei lay back on the bed, watched Snape enter the bathroom, and sighed slightly.

Great, now Sev must think he's a forced marriage freak!