[Unlimited] Desperate Conquer the World

Edward grabbed the werewolf's hand violently, "It was an accident just now! Can you get up? Find another dress to put on by the way."

He quickly and covertly looked up and down the werewolf in front of him.

Are all werewolves like this?She doesn't look very old, but her physical development is unexpectedly good.If I knew I should have worked out before I died, damn spanish flu c damn 1918 fashion trends! (Exquisite and beautiful boys were popular at that time!) Edward was silently jealous of the werewolf's gorgeous body curve for a few seconds.

[It's a pity no no, what am I talking about!I must have eaten something unclean, right!That sandwich must be broken! 】The werewolf stopped his movements, and he asked worriedly: "I let you go, you won't attack me, will you?"

[Actually, it’s okay to attack me, I can throw you down again.Look carefully at this vampire, it's still quite nice.His skin was so beautiful, as smooth as Aunt Anne's bathroom tiles!I hear they are some nice tiles from Seattle for five bucks a piece!That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!Toilet tiles for five dollars a piece!Only a fool would buy it! 】

Edward paused for a moment before taking his mind off the bathroom tiles. "I won't attack you, we have a truce, remember?"

"Oh, yes, Sam told me." The werewolf shrugged and got up, "My name is Jacob, Jacob. Blake. What about you? Which one is it from the Cullen family?"

[I heard that the Karen family all have girlfriends or wives? 】

"Edward, Edward. Karen. Wait, are you just running out without clothes?" Edward watched Jacob jump down from the tree house, turning into a huge wolf in mid-air.The giant wolf jumped into the pool, rolled happily, and the water splashed everywhere, and the original two people in the pool had long since disappeared.

[Wow, this water is really comfortable!My scorpion army looks much bigger than Edward's!Mine is a general, so his, let me think about it, can barely be called a second-class soldier who has just joined the army! ] The werewolf's thoughts are also very cheerful.

"Carlisle will be angry if you start a war! Carlisle will be angry if you start a war!" Edward silently recited the Cullen family's version of the Heart Purification Mantra several times in his mind before jumping out of the tree house.He looked at the stones by the pool, and there seemed to be something there, which seemed to be left by the previous humans.

On the smooth stone, two things are neatly placed.

One is an unopened small bottle with the words "lubricated" written on it and a small heart printed on the side; the other is a large "durex￥love ultra-thin set" (twelve pieces) Pack!).

A piece of paper was pressed under a small rock next to it, and Edward stepped forward to pick it up.

"For the little lovers who love to peep, enjoy the fun of life, but also take safety measures! Elders who love to worry: ll! PS: I have a good figure, right?" I don't know who left such a narcissistic note Down, Edward looked at the two things, not knowing what to do with them.

The werewolf's breathing sounded behind him, "Wow, they are so cool! Is this for us?" He picked up the lubricant curiously, opened the bottle and smelled it, and there was a peachy sweetness The smell wafted into Edward's nose.

Seeing that the werewolf seemed to want to taste whether it smelled like peaches, Edward stopped him and handed him the note.

【What does he mean by this? ] After reading the note, Jacob quickly took a few steps back and looked at Edward warily. [Is he trying to do something to me?God!He wants to use these things to do something to me.He wants me to do something to him, if so]

"" Edward lightened his throat and said, "I think they have misunderstood our relationship!"

"Our relationship? What is our relationship?" The werewolf's expression suddenly twisted, and he didn't know what happened to him.

"Of course it's a relationship with strangers, maybe it's worse than strangers! At least strangers won't feel embarrassed to meet again!" After speaking, Edward thought for a while and then said: "I built that tree house, but I will It won't come anymore, you can use it as much as you want. Jacob, goodbye!"

With the last words, Edward disappeared.

Jacob scratched his head, looked at the note in his hand, and then at the direction Edward was leaving. In the end, he picked up the things left by someone who didn't know who left them, and carefully hid them in the tree house.He lay on the floor looking at the roof, and the room still smelled of vampires.

"The smell of vampires is disgusting, like strawberry-flavored ice cream! I hate everything strawberry-flavored! It makes me sick once I smell it! Just like this, they dare to call us stinky dogs!" Sam often complains about vampires It stinks, but Jacob thinks it's okay!Maybe they weren't smelling the same vampire.

How can I describe Edward's smell? Jacob lay in the room for a long time until he fell asleep without thinking of an adjective.By the time he got home, it was completely dark.

"Jacob, where have you been?" His father - Billy.Blake was putting a hot meal on the table.

"I was exhausted after running in the forest all day." Jacob gnawed listlessly on the chicken leg.

"Did you catch any prey?" Billy asked casually.

Jacob's eating slowed down, and he seemed less energetic, "Caught him, and then let him run away."

"Haha, it's okay, young man, don't be depressed just because you miss once. Just don't let it run away when you catch the prey next time." Billy patted his son on the shoulder, "By the way, you're not here Sometime a thief broke into your Aunt Anne's house!"

"What, is she injured? Is there something missing?" Jacob asked with concern.

"She's not at home, and someone called her pretending to be the post office and asked her to pick up the package." Billy frowned and said, "You know, it's an envelope with five hundred dollars in it and a note - please change it." Rugs! Isn’t that weird? What’s even weirder is that when she came home, she found that the bathroom tile floor had been stolen! There wasn’t a single piece left! It was a successful prank! Aunt Anne was so mad that she Said it must be Xu gangster in the town who did it!"

"!!!"

The smile on Jacob's face was getting bigger and bigger, he couldn't help laughing and started coughing, Edward Xu!It turned out that he could really hear his own thoughts, ha, so a super good idea came to Jacob's mind!

Of course, at this time, he didn't know that this was an idea that he would regret for the rest of his life.But life is like this, if you don’t make a few lows, no, you don’t make a few mistakes, it’s not a real life.At this time, beside a deserted pool forest, behind a big tree, there were also two people talking about life.

One of them enthusiastically instilled his own principles of life to the other, while the other passively accepted his knowledge.The big tree was violently chaired by their fierce debate, and the debate became more and more fierce. One side had the upper hand to attack the city, while the other was repeatedly defeated and full of loopholes!

Finally, with a low growl of victory, the debate was won.

The victor, Snape, held Liu Lei, who had gained a lot of life principles, and kneaded his waist for him.Those principles of life wet the ground, Snape looked at this scene full of humanity, and the flame of love to study and research in his body was stirred up again, he asked softly in Liu Lei's ear.

"They're all gone, and there's no one in the tree house over there now." While speaking, Snape never forgot to spread knowledge with his fingers. He lightly drew various geometric patterns on Liu Lei's back, obviously he was looking forward to it. Another exchange of knowledge.

But Liu Lei, a scumbag who has no aggressiveness at all, doesn't think so. "I'm a little tired, let's go back." For the scumbags who don't like to study, being tired is obviously a good and commonly used excuse.

"Okay." Snape thought for a while, and felt that a different teaching method seemed to be more acceptable to Liu Lei.Now that you are tired from the cultural class, you can come to a proper physical education class.He hugged Liu Lei tightly from the front, and the next second, Liu Lei's scream sounded!

"Sev! Put me down!" Liu Lei hugged Snape tightly, he noticed that he was riding on Snape, and Snape was riding on a flying broomstick.

"Don't you not like this thing?" Liu Lei immediately discovered Snape's trick.But his physical education class was really bad, apart from hugging Snape even tighter, Liu Lei, who was floating in the air, couldn't even pull out the bamboo dragonfly.

Snape quickly adjusted his movements, and the two sighed softly at the same time.

"I suddenly discovered that flying broomsticks are also quite fun." Snape slowly patted Liu Lei's back to make him relax, "Don't be afraid, I will protect you, you won't fall." Feeling Liu Lei After tears became less nervous, he slowly adjusted the angle of the broom and himself.

"Flying too high!" Liu Lei covered his eyes in the open sky.

They flew higher and higher, and Snape knew that Liu Leimei was thrilling under the moonlight, but he felt that he would never get tired of watching this scene.In the sky where no one was around, Liu Lei hugged him tightly, which made him feel that he completely owned the person in his arms, and they seemed to be the only ones for each other.

One night many years ago, the moonlight was so beautiful.

In such moonlight, Liu Lei whispered to him who was still a teenager: "Your eyes are beautiful, like black gemstones, you should smile more." The elf in the moonlight looked at him, and those words It hit his heart directly like a hammer.To this day, Snape can still feel the shock he received at that time.

At that time, he was a clean Slytherin with only some talent in potions.He was taunted by the group of four at school, and even rejected in his own academy, but he could only clenched his fists and retreated into the darkness.

I don't have the strength to own it yet.The young Snape seemed to have a flame burning in his heart. This flame made him study and hone himself a hundred times harder than before!Potions, spells, attack, defend!The huge strength he suddenly erupted made no one dare to tease him easily.

But one day, I'll have the strength to get it!

He tried his best to disguise himself!He could speak words that hurt Liu Lei while using perfect Occlumency.Step by step, he finally got what he always wanted!Snape kissed Liu Lei's forehead, these secrets Snape was going to take to the grave alone, this was something he would never let Liu Lei know.

Also, he said softly in his heart, I love you, tears.

The excessive joy made Liu Lei shed physical tears, and he looked at Snape with tears in his eyes.The two entangled their fingers, and melted their affection for each other in a long and gentle kiss at a height of a thousand meters.

Such a high distance, such a dark night, and no one saw them.

Yes, no one.

With a "pop!" Edward, who was standing on the balcony watching the moon, crushed the cup angrily!

He covered his eyes, hating for the first time the vampire's superhuman vision.What made him even angrier was that a voice came from the dark woods.

[Wow, Edward likes to peek at people so much, cough cough! ] This is Jacob's voice!

Damn werewolves!Edward slammed the curtains shut!He blocked the werewolf's sight, but he couldn't block the waves of thoughts in the werewolf's heart.Edward covered his ears in vain, hating his ability to read minds for the first time.

[Do vampires not need to go to the toilet?If they drink unclean blood, will they have diarrhea? 】

[I think Edward didn't wear underwear, they hadn't invented underwear in that era! 】

[Wait, vampires only rely on blood to maintain their lives, but there are no objects in the blood that can form small seeds. Do they cough when they have sex? 】

The werewolf's ideological harassment lasted for almost an hour before it ended.

Jacob didn't happily leave the vampire's territory until he had nothing more to think about.For his prank, the more Jacob thought about it, the more proud he became, and he couldn't help laughing out loud!To be able to successfully tease a vampire is a remarkable achievement for him.

That's it!Harass him for an hour every night!This year's king of mischief must be mine, Jacob thought triumphantly.