The End Times of Mental Illness

The tractor drove and drove, and finally drove out of this deserted place, and the number of houses gradually increased.

Wang Zhengyi drove the tractor beside the highway and stopped.

"Brother Wang, why are you parking?" Guo Degang asked curiously.

Wang Zhengyi looked like a policeman: "Tractors are not allowed to drive on the expressway! This is an illegal act!"

Zhen Youbing was about to be laughed at by him, what time is it, and he cares about this, who yells all day that he is the boss of the black society, and now he still wants to obey the traffic rules seriously?Is the brain show funny?

Zhen Youbing said naively: "Why not? Who stipulated that we must drive up! We must drive up!"

Wang Zhengyi put his hands on his back: "No, obeying traffic rules is the duty of every citizen."

Zhen Youbing tried to persuade him: "Aren't you the boss of the black society? Citizenship has nothing to do with you, right?"

Wang Zhengyi still has a righteous face: "The underworld is also a legal citizen, and they also enjoy their rights and fulfill their obligations in accordance with the law."

Mu Lian frowned, he is really a guy who doesn't know how to adapt, dare to waste his time!

"I allow you to drive the tractor on the highway, and I will be responsible for all the consequences. I want to see, who dares to blame me!"

Wang Zhengyi still looked reticent: "No, you must obey the traffic rules."

Han Jian was anxious to pull Wang Zhengyi: "I said, why are you so old-fashioned! Now who cares whether you obey the traffic rules or not! Your Majesty has already given a word of mouth, so you can drive your car well. In the future, His Majesty will rule the country, and it is indispensable." For your benefit, maybe you will be named an imperial coachman, this is an errand for Guangyao's lintel!"

Wang Zhengyi: "obey the traffic rules."

Han Jian: "...Okay, count on you!"

Zhen Youbing almost wants to kneel down, brother, you are really a good citizen of China, you must apply for a little red flower to wear it!

Bu Zhengshang didn't know that there was such a traffic rule that tractors could not go on the highway?She thought about the introductions about tractors she had seen in the past, and felt sorry for them.

"Why can't tractors be driven? You actually discriminate against tractors? Don't we all pay attention to equality now? How can there be such a rule? Do you know how useful tractors are? Tractors are used in addition to transportation, lifting, plowing, turning, sowing, and spraying. Medicine, cultivating, fertilizing, harvesting, returning straw to the field, mulching, ridging, ditching, cultivating soil, digging, loading, leveling the ground, raking grass, digging tree pits, and sweeping snow and roads, you can be called a model worker! But why should it be treated so unequally? The expressway allows so many flashy vehicles to pass by, but it can’t tolerate a tractor that loves the country and the people?”

A group of people were stunned. For the first time, they knew that the tractor was so great and so selfless!

Wang Zhengyi was shaken, and seemed to be deeply moved. He actually began to sympathize with this tractor that was suppressed and squeezed out by the expressway.

After hearing Bu Zhengshang's righteous questioning, Zhen Youbing quickly came to inspiration.

"Tractor, it, bitter, ah! It's sad, ah! Did you hear it, the huge chug chug is its cry to this unfair world! Its old heart is already unbearable, and it even walks a few beats slower ! Do you think it doesn’t want to walk like flying, doesn’t want to fly over walls? No! It’s all made into what it is today by this world!”

Buqi squatted beside her: "Wow!"

Zhen Youbing pointed at Buqi and said, "Look! Even Buqi agrees with me! Wang Zhengyi, on behalf of the masses, I severely condemn your discrimination against tractors! When you discriminate against others, have you ever asked them what they think? ? Have you considered other people's feelings? Huh?" She had a serious face, as if she was completely complaining about the tractor.

Wang Zhengyi was shocked in his heart at this moment, he seemed to have done something terribly wrong!He is so selfish, so ruthless and so immoral!He was really, really wrong!up!

Bu Zhengshang delivered the final fatal blow, and said indifferently: "Anyway, you have already violated the rules, why do you care about this?"

Wang Zhengyi did sympathize with the tractor, but he never admitted that he violated the rules: "This is impossible! The car hasn't driven up yet!"

"Why is it impossible?" Zhen Youbing and Bu Zhengshang sang together and asked, "Do you have a tractor license? If you don't, you're driving without a license! It's a serious violation, much worse than driving a tractor on the highway!"

Tractor certificate?How could he have!He is a gangster boss, how can he take the agricultural driver's license test?In this way, he... still broke the rules.

Wang Zhengyi felt depressed, thinking that even though he has been in the underworld for more than ten years, he has never violated traffic regulations. He did not expect that a tractor broke the rules today.That's all, that's all...

He sat back in the driver's seat and started the tractor.This is the first time this tractor has been on the highway in his life. He must drive it well and let it leave a good memory.

The tractor was very noisy, and Bu Zhengshang and Zhen Youbing sat side by side.Bu Zhengshang hugs Bu Li, and Zhen You Bing hugs Bu Qi.

Zhen Youbing leaned close to Bu Zhengshang's ear and asked, "How about it, am I very good?"

Bu Zhengshang looked at her sideways, with an expression of begging for praise and praise on her fair and enchanting face, she was simply... so stupid!It's a complete waste of a good face that is much worse than hers, but she is still witty, and her thinking can barely keep up with her rhythm, so let's just give it a mid-level review, and most people don't even bother to comment.

"So-so, much worse than me."

"Cut! Narcissist! If you are not narcissistic, you will die? You should change your name to Bu Zilian, don't be narcissistic! I am obviously great!"

Bu Zhengshang turned his head, hugged Bu Li tightly with one hand, and grabbed its ear with the other: "It's all said, so-so."

"Narcissist narcissist narcissist..."

In the end, Wang Zhengyi still couldn't fulfill his wish to drive the tractor all over the highway.Because the tractor had just been driving for a while, they encountered several "unmanned" cars.

It was probably driving when the end of the world came, and two cars collided with each other. The people inside didn't even have a chance to become zombies, and they had already died in the car accident.

In an extended Lincoln, the person sitting in the driver's seat has died, and there are two corpses of zombies and a woman's corpse outside the car.

There is also a Chery QQ, the door is locked, and there is a zombie in it struggling needlessly. He probably can’t open the door. I don’t know what’s going on with the windows. It's about to trap its zombie owner to death.

"I'm sorry," Zhen Youbing said pitifully, "This zombie is probably going to starve to death, right? Is this the legend of lifting a rock to shoot yourself in the foot?"

Han Jian opened the door of Chery QQ, and the zombies inside couldn't wait to rush towards him, but how could it beat a group of people with a poor hungry zombie?

Divided into two groups, they sat on the extended Lincoln and Chery QQ respectively. The tractor was abandoned on the spot, silently watching the shadow of their moving car and the exhaust gas next to them, like children who have been used and then abandoned.

In Chery QQ, Wang Zhengyi was still driving, Xu Zidan sat in the passenger seat, Zhen Youbing, Bu Zhengshang, Shui Rouer and Bu Qi sat in the back.

"Sure enough, a car is incomparable to a tractor," Zhen Youbing leaned comfortably on the car seat, completely forgetting how he fought for the tractor a few minutes ago, "It's so comfortable!"

"Woman, your name is Lie." Wang Zhengyi sighed disdainfully. Just now, he was still flattering the tractor with all his strength, but in a blink of an eye, he got into the car with peace of mind and disliked others. Women are really the most fickle animals. Absolutely unbelievable!

Zhen Youbing counterattacked: "Huh, it sounds like you don't dislike it, who is driving the car now? You have a backbone, why did you abandon the tractor brother, anyway, you also have a little affection, what a ruthless man! If you have money, you will become bad, if you have a car, you will be perverted!"

Wang Zhengyi: "... Forget it, it's rare to argue with you."

Zhen Youbing curled her lips mischievously, clearly saying that she couldn't win her, but she wanted to act like she was too generous, it was simply too shameless.

There is no chug and chug noise, and there are soft cushions. Even Buqi enjoys it so much that he closes his dog's eyes and takes a nap without moving.

Bu Zhengshang hadn't been in a car for a long time, and she actually felt a little motion sickness. She lowered the window halfway, and the cool wind blew in, and her symptoms improved instantly.

The cold wind also blows towards Zhenyou Bingbuqi and Shui Rouer.Buqi shrank his neck.

Zhen Youbing shielded Bu Qi from the wind, and said, "Bu Qi Lian, close the window quickly, Bu Qi is about to catch a cold."

Bu Zhengshang was stunned for a moment, and then realized that the Chihuahua is most afraid of the cold.She stretched out her hand to close the window, which seemed to be a psychological effect. She felt that the car was crowded and stuffy, and it was uncomfortable.

"Oh, Buqi, look, I still care about you? That Bu Zilian, hey, Bu Zhengshang, what's wrong with you? Your face is so pale?" Bu Zhengshang's face is usually fair, but it's not as pale as it is now. , not even a trace of blood left.

"You don't have motion sickness, do you? You're so unlucky!" She has a deep understanding of this. She used to travel to various places by car to compete, and she would arrive a few days earlier because of motion sickness!Afraid of affecting the state.Later, as more and more cars were used, I got used to it, but the experience and misery of motion sickness at the beginning were unforgettable.

"What should I do? Do you want to vomit?" Zhen Youbing was more anxious than a person with motion sickness.

Bu Zhengshang closed her eyes: "I don't want to."

"Is that dizziness and chest tightness? Or open the window, I'll just hug Buqi and block it."

Bu Zhengshang pursed her lips sadly: "No."

"Then what should we do? Why don't you sleep for a while? Yes, sleep for a while, sleep is very useful!"

Zhen Youbing suddenly asked coyly: "Do you want to rely on me for a rest? Oh, if you don't want to..."

Bu Zhengshang glanced at her, interrupted what she was saying, and said, "As you wish." Then he rested his head on her not-so-broad shoulder.

With a little extra weight on her shoulders, Zhen Youbing froze, not daring to move, for fear of disturbing Bu Zhengshang.She motioned to Guo Degang to let him take Buqi away in his arms first.

After Buqi was carried away, Zhen Youbing relaxed a little, but still acted like a wooden man, not daring to make big moves.

Bu Zhengshang's brows gradually relaxed, her tightly pursed lips relaxed, and she was already asleep.

She tilted her neck, seemed a little uncomfortable, tried to change her position, and almost fell forward, but luckily Zhen Youbing protected her in time.

"Really, you don't have to worry about falling asleep." Zhen Youbing whispered, holding Buzheng Chang in her arms, making her sleep more comfortably.