The End Times of Mental Illness

The tractor chugs, like a malfunctioning fighter jet, pulling a group of strange "goods" to play its residual heat.

"Tug-chug! Chug-chug!"

"Wang Wang Wang! Wang Wang Wang!"

"Tug-chug! Chug-chug!"

"Wang Wang Wang! Wang Wang Wang!"

"Huh, is there a dog barking?" Zhen Youbing heard it first.In the chug chug of the tractor, there is also the sound of barking, like a messy symphony.

Guo Degang looked back and shouted: "Look! It's actually a dog?"

Everyone looked back in the direction he pointed, and saw an amazing scene.

A white Chihuahua was chasing after the tractor, barking and barking from time to time, as if chasing them and telling them to wait for it.

Surprisingly, this white Chihuahua is wearing a small red hat, a pair of sunglasses around its neck, a bow on its tail, and a shoulder bag on its belly. Most importantly, it doesn’t run with its feet. Instead, stepping on a skateboard!It kicks the ground with its right hind leg from time to time to make the skateboard move forward at a constant speed.It looks so cool!

"This dog is too, too fashionable!" Guo Degang obviously couldn't accept that even a dog was more avant-garde than him.

"Stop quickly, stop quickly!" Yang Yueyue couldn't help being excited, is this a must-have cute pet for pig's feet?My wife is so cute *^o^*

"Tug! Chu! Chu." The tractor stopped, and Yang Yueyue immediately jumped out of the car and ran towards Dalmatian.

"Puppy dog, my little pet! Here I come!" Yang Yueyue waved at Chihuahua, "Come here!"

Chihuahua stopped the skateboard, looked at Yang Yueyue suspiciously, and then barked at her continuously.

"Woof! Woah! Woof! Woof!"

"Hey, you little dog, you still know who I am, do you know who I am?" Yang Yueyue said proudly, "I am the hero who wants to save the world! I will be your master from now on!"

Yang Yueyue unilaterally settled the relationship, but Chihuahua didn't appreciate it at all, and was not interested in her status as a "hero who saved the world" at all.

"Wow woof woof woof! woof woof woof!"

The Chihuahua growled more and more fiercely, and even stared at her hostilely, making a defensive posture.

Yang Yueyue walked in tentatively, and the Chihuahua immediately took a few steps back as if frightened.Yang Yueyue advances again, it retreats again.

Wang Zhengyi got impatient: "Yang Yueyue, what are you doing? If he doesn't obey, he will be arrested and he will eat dog meat hot pot later!"

"Little dog, come here quickly! If you are caught by that bad guy, you will be made into a hot pot!" Yang Yueyue threatened Dalmatians with Wang Zhengyi's words, "If you follow me, you will be a hero's pet. Will protect you!"

As if the Chihuahua could understand human speech, he hesitated for a while, and then resolutely asked for help from the other people in the car.

"Wow woof woof woof woof woof woof woof" it avoided Yang Yueyue and yelled at the man on the tractor, but the yell was slow and rhythmic, as if to please.

Yang Yueyue pursed her lips angrily: "Here is the person who wants to take you in! You can't see it!"

Bu Zhengshang thinks this puppy is cute, and dogs are much more loyal and honest than humans!She got out of the car and looked at the Chihuahua curiously.

This Chihuahua is about [-] centimeters long, petite, and short-haired, with soft, tight and smooth hair.The chihuahua sniffed left and right around her, then wagged its bow-tie tail.

"Wow woof woof woof woof woof"

Bu Zhengshang squatted down, checked its fur, found it was quite clean, and then stretched out his hand to smooth its hair that was blown a little messy by the wind.

"Little dog, do you only have one dog? Where's your family dog?"

"Wang Wang Wang ~"

"What about your master?"

"Wang Wang Wang ~"

"It's so pitiful, then do you want to follow me?" Bu Zhengshang stretched out a hand and spread it in front of the Chihuahua.

"Woof~" Chihuahua barked, as if saying "yes", it lifted a dog paw and put it in Bu Zhengshang's hand.One person and one dog hold hands and look at each other.

"Okay," Bu Zhengshang said solemnly, "From now on, you will be my dog."

The tractor restarted, but it was not as calm as before.

Bu Zhengshang put away the Chihuahua’s skateboard, took off Little Red Riding Hood and little black sunglasses, and the satchel hanging on its stomach actually contained a broken Nokia. She hugged it in her arms and looked at it. With barking eyes, he asked affectionately, "Puppy, what's your name?"

Puppy: "Wow, woof, woof~"

Bu Zhengshang became interested: "Forgot? Then I'll give you a new name, okay?"

Puppy: "Wow~"

Buzhengshang: "Well, what's the name? I have it! You can take my last name! It's called Buqi. I heard that dogs are the most loyal. I hope we can warm each other and be safe together."

Zhen Youbing also stretched out his hand to hold Buqi's dog's paw, and praised: "Buqi, what a good name! Never give up, life and death go hand in hand. It can't be better! Buqi, hello, I am Zhenyou Bing!"

Buqi also called out to her in a friendly way: "Wow~"

Like a parent, Bu Zhengshang said to Bu Qi, "Bu Qi, say hello to everyone."

Buqi jumped down from Bu Zhengshang's arms, first called out to the nearest Zhen Youbing, then raised his two front paws, put them together, and made a respectable bow.

After Buqi finished, he ran towards another person, raised his front paws and continued to bow.

In the end, it saw too many people, so it simply stood in the middle, arched its front paws and bowed in all directions.

"Woof! Woah! Woah! Woah!"

Everyone: "..."

Is this dog mature?Just don't be too smart!

"Bu Qiqi, come here." Bu Zhengshang beckoned to it, and Bu Qi immediately wagged his tail and rubbed against her feet.

Bu Zhengshang took out his precious puppet from Space's own bed, a hand-sewn semi-old doll.

The doll is a big white rabbit, more than 20 centimeters, wearing a small apron, with a big belly, two red eyes, and a wide open mouth. The workmanship is not very delicate, and the sewing thread can even be seen.Although the doll is a bit old, Bu Zhengshang has preserved it very well, without any damage, it is clean.

"Buli, look, this is Buqi." Buzhengshang pointed to Buqi and said to the rabbit, "It will be your sister from now on!" Then he touched Buqi's head, "Buqi, this is my sister." , you will be a family from now on, you have to protect your sister well."

Buli, a rabbit doll, is a few centimeters taller than Buqi, a dog, and she really is a "sister".

Buqi yelped twice, rubbing his face against him.

"Buli Buqi, you really have a stick together." Zhen Youbing pinched Buqi's furry dog ​​ears and said, "Buzhengshang, you rabbit doll laughs so exaggeratedly! And you have this belly , Didn’t you mess with some male rabbit and get pregnant with a baby rabbit? Remember to find a midwife for it! Hahaha!”

"You're messing around!" Bu Zhengshang said angrily, "Buli's big belly is because of the universe inside! Do you think everyone is as meaningless as you?"

"Hmph!" Zhen Youbing was not happy anymore, "Are you kidding, is a fake rabbit more important than me?"

"There's no comparison at all!" Bu Zhengshang said, Zhen Youbing's eyes lit up, "A single strand of rabbit hair in Buli is more important than you!"

"Cut!" Zhen Youbing pretended to be disdainful, "Who wants to compare with a doll, I'm not so childish."

Han Jian leaned close to her and asked quietly, "Hey, National Teacher, are you jealous? Don't be careless! Squeeze out rabbits, squeeze out puppies, defeat all rivals in love, and marry the courtyard beauty. I am optimistic about you." yo~"

"What?" Zhen Youbing turned her head to avoid the topic, "I don't know what you are talking about."

Han Jian gave a different kind of smile that I knew you had to stop pretending.

"Psycho, you!"

Yang Yueyue still doesn't give up on Buqi, she wants to conquer Buqi with her lofty status, beautiful face, perfect figure, informal hairstyle, and use sugar-coated cannonballs to talk about strategies.

"Xiao Buqi, do you know who I am? You may not know my identity just now, so you refused."

"Little Buqi, come, come to my sister, follow her and have some meat to eat!"

"Xiao Buqi, don't look down on others, I'm afraid you will regret it later..."

She was driving a tractor, so she spoke very loudly. Yang Yueyue's mouth was dry, but Bu Qi still nestled in Bu Zheng Chang's arms and remained indifferent.

Yang Yueyue was annoyed: "You bastard! You are too ruthless, too shameless! I will be the first one to pick you up! Sister Chang, lend it to me to hug, you must be very tired holding two dolls!"

Yang Yueyue stretched out her hand to pick up Buqi, but Buqi jumped out of Buzheng Chang's arms as if frightened, and refused to let her hug her.

Except for Yang Yueyue, Buqi has stayed in the arms of almost everyone who was curious about it, and finally was hugged by Zhen Youbing, and he turned over and took a nap enjoying himself.

Yang Yueyue shook her head in disbelief: "...This, is, for, what, what!"

Zhen Youbing comforted her: "Where in the world is there no dog, why bother to love a dog unrequitedly? Yang Yueyue, you are still young, don't hang yourself on a dog with a crooked neck? Let go of this dog, and you will find that there is another A pack of dogs is waiting for you!"

After hearing her "comforting" words, Yang Yueyue couldn't love her anymore.

Yang Yueyue's sad, resentful and heart-piercing singing echoed in the chug and chug of the tractor.

"I gave you my sincerity, but in exchange for scars~

You just have the heart to be so cruel to me! ! !

I love you so much ~ hurt me so deeply!

Why did you become the one who was hurt by you~

I gave you my sincerity, but in exchange for scars~

You just have the heart to be so cruel to me! ! !

I love you so much ~ hurt me so deeply!

Why did you become the one who was hurt by you~

…………

I saw you and him in front of me~

Prove that my love is just stupid~

You don't understand my haggardness! !

It's an experience you've never had before! ! !

Knowing that it is impossible to let you leave his world~

I was foolishly waiting for the day when a miracle would appear!

Until that day, you will find out~

The person who really loves you stays alone in sorrow! !

The person who loves you guards the sorrow alone! !

The person who is alone guards the sorrow! !

Keeping sad alone! !

Keep sad! !

sad……"