Wenhao refuses to be touched

"Hongye looks really good today, like a classical beauty from Ukiyo-e~"

Hongye was wearing a newly made furisode kimono with pink floral patterns, glanced at me sideways, covered her face with a fan, and walked away calmly.

"What are Zazai and Tuo Sijiang playing? Wow~ Is it a riddle? Can my sister participate?"

Dazai: "This game is not very friendly to my sister's brain."

Tuo Si: "For my own sake, I suggest not."

I bumped into a soft nail, and I saw Zhong also floated in front of me, and it was a bear hug. As a result, Zhong also flew up as if he had eyes on his back, and said to me with his back against the ceiling: "Sister, don't In this way, I am practicing."

"Then..." I glanced at Ayatsuji quietly.

Ayatsuji put down "How to Be a Qualified Master" in his hand, opened his hands towards me, and smiled.

I was terrified, forced to put on a smiling face, and sat in the yard looking at the bare wall in a daze, and wept.

I was sidelined.

I, Natsume Yin, the head of the family, was excluded by the children QAQ

Today in the middle of the night, I went to the bathroom by myself, I wanted to take him there, but I was rejected QAQ

Immediately, I felt that there was nothing to love about life, all thoughts were lost, and I wished I could die on the spot.

Holding back my tears, I climbed over the wall and arrived at Mr. Fukuzawa's house. As soon as I opened the door, I saw Gide, Ranpo and two kings sitting in the hall, drinking tea and eating rough snacks facing each other. Luanbu glanced at me, let out a lazy cry, and continued to gnaw on the mochi with his head down.

He usually only eats the fillings when he eats mochi, and doesn't want the outer skin, but now he swallows them together, which is obviously not normal.I walked over anxiously, trying to touch his forehead, but was avoided.

a bolt from the blue.

I panicked and pressed Ranbu's shoulder, and shouted: "What's wrong with you, Ranbu-chan? Do you hate your sister? I swear that Xiao Tiechang is really the last one, and he has a master and is a boarder, so he won't Come live at our house."

Luanbu didn't speak, and avoided my sight, letting me shake until I was about to throw up and refused to let go.

"Teacher, calm down, please drink tea first." Gide poured a cup of black tea and put it in front of me, "Ranbu and the others just couldn't accept the teacher's nature for a while, and they are just doubting life. Children, they are just weak and beaten by society."

"What? What is my nature?"

Gide picked up the empty teacup in front of him, but drank it with relish, and didn't answer my question directly.

Munakata looked at me with fiery eyes, as if he was urging me to ask him quickly, and I instinctively asked Zhou Fang who was lying on the tatami and watching TV.

"Zhou Fang-jun, do you know what's going on?"

"Ah?" Zhou Fang's lazy voice was full of sleepiness. He yawned a lot and waved his hands at me without looking back. "I thought she was an ordinary talented woman, but is she actually a political animal? A social animal? Is it a demon? It must be something like this.”

"Anyway, the impression given by the teacher's novels is too different from your own. You are wondering if you have been deceived, which is why you feel awkward."

"Nonsense! Big sister didn't lie to us!" Luanbu stood up abruptly and shouted at Zhou Fang.He glanced at me, turned his face away uncomfortably, with a little unwillingness on his face. "We misunderstood, and we have been playing tricks in front of my sister, we are the real big idiots~~~"

Luanbu howled like a three-year-old child, still rolling on the ground: "How could this happen, is the famous detective an idiot? Don't do it, it's too embarrassing!"

I:……? ? ?

I clutched my forehead with a headache, picked up Luan Bu, took him over the wall and returned home, and called the children together.Although a little reluctant, everyone still stood awkwardly in front of me.

I put Luanbu on the ground in the middle and called everyone to sit on the floor with me.

"I also said before that I don't want you to read the novel "Childhood". I just wanted to write a fairy tale story at the beginning, with a little philosophy of life. It is the best book for children to read before going to bed. "

"It's quite a fairy tale, even a child can understand it, but it's only after I understand it that I feel that my sister is very powerful." Hongye said quietly.

Yesterday, Ayatsuji used dirty means to force the children to call him master and learn to meow. Not only that, but also used the same means to force Shuo Munakata, Mr. Fukuzawa, and Gide. After being satisfied, he published the unpublished "Childhood" "Translate it to them.

Then it became what I see now.

"My sister can see a world that is different from ours, and she will feel very lonely." Hongye turned her head and said sadly, "It is completely different from my sister's previous two books, whether it is the style or the things I want to convey, now... ...My sister is like the wind."

"Uh..." I raised my hand in a daze, "Well, I don't quite understand."

"You guys are thinking too much." Ayatsuji despised. "As long as you do more reading comprehension, you will know that the author is simple-minded, and everything else is mediocrity."

He said to me seriously: "But my sister is not a mortal, and those goldfish are not worthy to stand shoulder to shoulder with you."

"Ayatsuji-chan, aren't you really adding fuel to the fire?"

"It is very serious to persuade them to accept the reality." He sighed, "Be pragmatic, angels are impossible to exist, human nature is a very complicated thing, and people who seem kind and gentle may abuse small animals in private , the boss who is usually very serious will actually chase stars and idols..."

"No, my sister won't do anything to cute little animals, that's something only scum can do."

Ayatsuji pointed at me and said to them: "Listen, although my sister is full of disappointment in this society and despair in human nature, she is actually a person who cherishes life and loves small things. She is afraid of pain and suffering. How can it be possible?" Will suddenly abandon us one day and bid farewell to the world."

I was ignorant of what I heard, and after reacting, I looked at these children in shock. "What?! You actually thought my sister would commit suicide!"

"It was also reported on TV that a famous actor suffered from depression and committed suicide by jumping off a building because of acting in a depressive movie."

"And being addicted to the game world feels like reality is empty and self-destructed."

"But death is a wonderful thing."

"Shut up, Dazai!" x5

Dazai pursed his lips, leaned close to me and said in a soft voice: "But Zazai still hopes that my sister can live a long time. If you really come to that point, you have to take Zazai with you."

I really want to say that I am very touched, and someone has already signed up to queue up to commit suicide with me.But my rationality told me that it was time to kill.

Dazai was sobbing on my knees like a tortoise whose shell had just turned over, his bare buttocks flushed red, this is the education of love.I rubbed his head and said, "You don't have to worry about that kind of thing, my sister won't commit suicide."

He pursed his lips. "I'm still waiting to see you get married and have children one by one, and to see the next generation born, at least until then."

"Really?" Ranbu raised his head and pulled off the beret on his head.His hair was messy and stained with wet sweat. "Sister will not die willfully before seeing our child born, right?"

I watched a play and swore to the sky with three fingers: "That's right! My sister swears on the health of my favorite family, she will never kill herself!"

"Before seeing us get married and have a baby?"

"Uh-huh!"

I nodded my head hard, trying desperately to express my sincerity.After hearing my vicious oath, the children breathed a sigh of relief.

"What, it made me worry for so long."

"That way there's no problem at all."

"It's time to break up. Even if Mr. Fukuzawa has another job, the detective agency is still busy." Ranbu seemed to have solved a major life event, smiling brightly, and the atmosphere in the room was restored at this time Return to vitality.

I stopped Luanbu. "Huh? Is Mr. Fukuzawa on a business trip?"

Luanbu nodded. "Thanks to that dead old man, I took over the job of a bodyguard. That old man really knows how to call people. Originally, there were not enough people in the detective agency."

As he said that, he pointedly swept towards the yard. There used to be Sanmao's den, but after Sanmao's death, all its supplies were burned and disposed of by the children, and it was empty there.

Ranpo said: "Don't worry, Mr. Fukuzawa is very powerful. Although his supernatural ability is an auxiliary type, his sword skills are comparable to those with supernatural abilities."

"That means the detective agency is very short of people. Can't find new people?"

Including Gide and Ms. Sakaguchi who is an administrative officer, the detective agency has always maintained four people, and now there is one less, I am afraid that I will be exhausted from walking around.

Luanbu tilted his head. "Sister, don't worry, our Butei club is rather short and not indiscriminate, and a while ago there was a person with supernatural powers who wanted to join the club, because he was still in school, and he would come to work after the winter and summer vacations."

"Speaking of..." Ranpo looked at Dazai and the others, "It's about the same age as you."

"Ten years old...? This is child labor."

Luanbu shook his head. "You can't think that way about people with supernatural abilities. He will join the Butei Club in order to better master and develop his own power. Compared with salary, he will get more."

"If people with supernatural powers don't have someone to teach them, it's easy to get into a misunderstanding by groping alone. The reason why Japan's supernatural powers are lost to foreign countries, and even the transcendent has never appeared is because the government has been suppressing people with supernatural abilities. There is no predecessor. Guidance and systematic education, expecting a group of rural children to follow the curriculum of big city children is ridiculous."

Ayatsuji said this while flicking his glasses, and he smiled: "But this will not happen in our family. Almost all of us are surrounded by people with supernatural powers, excellent geniuses, brainstorming and collision of ideas, and Xiaoxu also sent With a professional guidance plan, maybe our family will have a few transcendents in the future."

Everyone looked at each other and smiled, looking very warm, but I saw lightning colliding in their eyes. It was obvious that no one would accept the other, and everyone wanted to grow up quickly and overwhelm the others.

It's a competition.

I was a little puzzled: "By the way, what is a transcendent?"

(a_a)→Natsume sound←(a_a)

Me: "...I know, I know, I won't ask anymore, don't use this trick again."

Seriously, it's a trick that keeps me out of the loop every time it comes to their little secret.So uncute.

I decided to take a longer bath in the bath tonight and communicate more with Tiechang. Now only the angel Xiaohanpi who will not deceive me can save my wounded heart.