Wenhao refuses to be touched

We didn't take a sip of wine, and our family almost drank all the milk in the store.

I was scammed and paid a lot of money to be taught to be a human being.I really wanted to tear my boss into pieces, but of course I was just thinking about it. Touching my swollen lips like a sausage, I felt like a fool.

Only Odasaku and Tiechang were sweating and happy after eating.

I watched Tie Chang once again sprinkle a thick layer of chili powder on the tomato that was fished out of the butter pot (he called the boss for it, the boss laughed so hard that his mouth was about to burst, and sent a big bowl) , or poured vinegar on the sliced ​​meat...

"Little Tiechang, is your... stomach okay?"

Tie Chang didn't answer me, his mouth was puffy, his cheeks bulged like a little hamster, and he put a question mark on his face.

"Eating like this will put a heavy load on your stomach." I'm afraid you will have diarrhea all day today.

Tie Chang swallowed the food in his mouth, and said solemnly: "Food should be mixed with the same color to taste."

"for example?"

"Soy sauce on yokan, I also put salad dressing on tofu, strawberries with paprika, potatoes with mayonnaise..."

He counted his great achievements. Oda Tsukuru, who had the best appetite, silently put down his chopsticks and covered his mouth. Naturally, the others were not much better.

Then, in this atmosphere of silence among all the staff, Tie Chang unconsciously ate food crazily according to his own preferences. Looking at it, it was a group of us who were crazily grabbing toilets and sinks, even The toilets in the lobby are all occupied by us.

Smear red oil with ketchup and drink with gusto, Tiechang looked at us with a question mark on his face as we walked into the box one by one with disheveled faces.

I have never seen someone who can put question marks on the face so vividly, and completely shield the emotional output of others, without knowing how to read people's faces.

"Is his brain filled with water?" Ranbu asked Ayatsuji, pointing at Tiechang.

"I think it should be a stone? A weight?" Munakata was also asking Zhou Fang for confirmation.

All in all, we ended this expensive lunch that only Tie Chang could eat alone. Standing at the door of the store, I stroked my shrunken bank card and wept silently in my heart.

"There are fried rice vendors there, okay?" Gide pointed to a roadside fried rice stall and suggested.

Because of throwing up too many times, everyone was hungry.

It turned into a group of us occupying all the outdoor chairs of the store, and desolately cooking fried rice on the street.Tiechang still had hopes for fried rice, but I was ruthlessly trapped in my arms, and while stroking his belly to speed up digestion, he reprimanded him.

"I can't eat so much in the future, do you want to burst your stomach?"

"Sister, that's not what you want to ask, right? Show off your usual aura of beating us." Dazai was so angry that he didn't even mention himself, showing the demeanor of a vicious female supporting role. I suspect that his pretentious way of speaking is just learning from TV. He shouldn't be allowed to chase those bloody dramas with Hongye.

I didn’t take what he said to heart. I absolutely didn’t admit that it was because before I opened my mouth, I thought of Tiechang in the private room, eating dark food with a happy face, so attractive. I used a lot of perseverance to keep my nose from bleeding come out.

I patted Dazai's head, and said weakly and helplessly, "This incident tells me that beauties have privileges."

"...So you really like pretty ones, right! I will definitely grow up to be a beautiful boy, a beautiful young man!" Dazai, who had baby fat on his face and looked like a porcelain doll, jumped in anger.

"Don't like Xiaojiabiyu and ladies, but just like the wild flowers and weeds outside?" Hongye spread the paper fan to cover half of her face sadly, and looked at me like a boudoir, "Who made you my favorite?" As for my dear sister, as long as you remember to go home, you will be satisfied as a concubine."

I was sweating profusely, and started again.

(a_a)→Natsume sound←(a_a)

Have you stared enough, how many more times do you guys have to play this stalk!

I was exhausted physically and mentally, and the fried rice in my mouth was no longer delicious, and Mr. Fukuzawa and the others also looked at me with condemning eyes. Just now, these people in the box knew how to rush to pay, but now they ate up their mouths and wiped their mouths. They all waited for me quietly.

It's alright, I'll pay for my treat, I'm guilty.After paying the money, I patted Tie Chang's head who was still not in shape. "For you, sister really paid too much."

Tie Chang slowly put three question marks on his face.That face with the potential for disaster is so easy for me to forgive.

Even if he is a tough guy, but he is really, really the kind of rare beauties who are flirtatious, flirtatious, cheap, and have the potential to be cheap!I'm used to seeing good women, men and women, so what's wrong with me liking a disaster?

I didn't bring it home again!

I really do remember going home!

Tiechang came out on leave today, and he will have extra training at night.Yes, he was recently admitted to the military academy by Mr. Fudi and became a military cadet. Although he is the youngest in the school, I heard that he is doing very well. The seniors all fell down and crawled behind him. Can't get up.

Mr. Fudi said that he is very talented, and he will be allowed to join the military and police in the future, to contribute to the country, and to eat public food seriously.

Tiechang's military academy is in the next city, and it can be reached directly by tram. I reluctantly sent him to the station, watched him get on the train, and then ran back into the train with a guilty conscience.

"Then... go home?" I carefully looked at the cubs that were packed into the car.

Ranbu was so angry that he went on strike, but the hateful thing is that Mr. Fukuzawa let him go.Everyone stared at me for a while, and then drove me out of the car. Odasaku gave me his luxury car keys, grabbed my car keys and got in the car. Quick start sprayed the exhaust on my face.

I climbed into the luxury car in frustration, Munakata and Zhou Fang sat obediently in the back seat, looking at me with a look that looked up without saying a word.

"As expected of a teacher, he was not beaten to death like this."

"You woman, if you go undercover, you can wipe out the internal strife in other organizations in a matter of minutes, and you can retreat unscathed."

They complained quietly, I snorted coldly, started the luxury car, enjoyed the thrill of racing, and booked a few fines for running a red light for Oda Tsukuru.

When he got home, Mr. Takeuchi was already awake. He was kneeling on the ground with the three manuscripts he had finished reading at his feet.I also wanted to ask him if he was hungry, but I didn't know that he directly bowed down to me.

It's a very standard Dogeza.

"Teacher! I, Takeuchi Yuichi, am so blessed to be born in this age with teachers!" He burst into tears, his face flushed, as if he had suddenly looked younger by several years, which shocked me.

He took a few steps on his knees, and walked towards me again. "I was lucky enough to be able to witness the birth of a generation of literary giants. Although I had this premonition a long time ago, when this moment really came, I realized that there was more, more than what appeared in my fantasy..."

"Mr. Takeuchi, don't get excited. Odasaku, help your dad up!" I hurried over to help him, but Mr. Takeuchi, who was crying so hard, felt as if his feet had taken root.

Odasaku went over to help him foolishly, and his face was stuffed with manuscripts.He hadn't started reading yet, and his whole body was shocked, and just after he read the first page, his whole body was shocked again.

I think he doesn't need to read it, he can finish the content with his supernatural power.

Sure enough, he quickly put down the manuscript he hadn't finished flipping through, and sat down aggressively towards me, his posture was exactly the same as that of Mr. Takeuchi just now.

"Teacher—Teacher, you are my lifelong faith, my god, my guiding light. I, Takeuchi Odasaku, was able to be born in this era. I am fortunate enough to meet you, this is a gift from God!"

I was dumbfounded and covered my face in shame.No, not only do I not feel very proud, but I also feel as embarrassed as being publicly executed.

Can you two stop being so exaggerated!

"Teacher, how can you underestimate yourself! The book "Childhood" is destined to make the world remember your name, your thoughts, and the Holy and Evil School you founded will truly subvert and reorganize the literary world from this moment! Your merits Comparable to a saint, he is the hope for the prosperity of the literary world!"

It's getting more and more exaggerated.Mr. Takeuchi was full of fighting spirit, and he assured me repeatedly that he would definitely get the book published. Originally, several overseas edition numbers were still being debated, but as long as he had this manuscript, he firmly believed that he could get it.

Or someone begged him to issue it.

I just watched these two literature enthusiasts leave without any regrets. The car drove so fast that I expected to receive a few more fines.

Ruthlessly closing the heavy door, I reached out to stop Luanbu from talking. "Stop it, no, I won't rewrite it for you."

At this time, Ayatsuji took out a manuscript. "Ah, I memorized it and made a copy, but it's in German."

He smiled and said to the bereaved younger brothers and sisters in front of him: "Like a cat and call the master meow~ I will translate it for you."

Me: ...you really don't forget your original intention, Ayatsuji.

[Excerpt from "Talking about Feiyin·The Germination of God's Voice after 200 Years":

The publication of the masterpiece "Childhood", the pioneering work of the school of holy evil, made countries unite to rethink the transformation of the future political system, and promoted the transformation of the social system. It also entered the new world of democracy from the old era of feudal dictatorship, confused and ignorant Our ancestors began to pay attention to the origin book of humanities, science and technology and wisdom education.

It is an enlightenment book for children in ordinary families, and it is also a must-read book for every political person stipulated by more than 20 mainstream countries [-] years after the book was released.

At the same time, it is also the ideological enlightenment for human beings to abandon national concepts and racial barriers, take the human species as the basis, realize global cultural integration, create a human alliance, and enter the interstellar era. 】

[150 years ago, after the first edition of "Childhood" was released, an excerpt from the public comments made by elites from all walks of life in mainstream newspapers, a precious transcript showing the enlightenment of the first generation of pioneers of the Human Alliance:

——"Childhood" can be regarded as the most magnificent milestone in the literary world of the new era. It reveals the essence of human nature in a dreamlike tone. There is not a single word in the full text that alludes to the present world, but it deeply imprints the cruel and ruthless real system. people's hearts.

——The most straightforward and plain text, but the thoughts that Teacher Feiyin wants to express are brought into full play. "Childhood" is so ordinary and so fascinating. Nature.

——Rather than saying that human nature is inherently evil, it is better to say that the distortion and suppression of the secular system have created a tyrant, and unrestrained power will eventually lead to destruction.

——People need to be awakened, and people need to be educated. Teacher Feiyin is a treasure bestowed on us by God.

——We need to use a new perspective to think about the future, thinking about the future destination of the country and even mankind. The past system can no longer meet our needs. "Childhood" is a dull bell that wakes up the ignorant people.

——A pure and kind child like white paper was adopted by a pure and flawless spirit like an angel, but it caused irreparable consequences.I don't think that human nature is inherently evil, I can only say that the supreme power has created infinite corruption and madness. The protagonist of "Childhood" has gained too many privileges. He has no restrictions, grows wildly, and unlimited indulgence fuels his ambition and greed. When his original intention is gradually burned out by ambition, his perfect world also suffers misfortune. hand.

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