Wenhao refuses to be touched

01 Edogawa Ranpo

"Uncle, a trash man who feeds himself by coaxing children into becoming thieves and robbers, don't you know that you look ugly when you smile?"

"Auntie, can't you, can you do it with a dirty little beggar like me?"

Another person who offered a helping hand ran away in anger, so he wouldn't be sad. They are all cunning and hateful adults. No matter what big city, Lord Ranbu doesn't like it at all.

But, I can't go back.

Mom and Dad are dead, it’s so lonely and cold to stay at home alone, the adults here are smarter than those in the countryside, they have done all the bad things, but they can still live calmly and calmly, without any guilt or remorse .

Hey, parents in heaven, do you want Lord Ranpo to become such a rotten, smelly and cunning adult?

02

I’m so hungry, I only have enough money in my pocket to buy the cheapest rice ball, how long has it been since I’ve had soda, and how long has it been since I’ve eaten delicious thick snacks?

Can't remember, work... screwed up by me again.Adults are really contradictory and like to pretend to be stupid. I just help them deal with them in advance so that they will deal with them later. Why are you scolding me for things that are useless? Why do you say that Lord Ranpo is a bad boy.

03

No, Lord Ranpo will starve to death here.You can't die. If you die, no one will remember your parents.

Those grown-ups, those friends my parents say are untrustworthy adults. If they agreed to help Mr. Ranbu, they turned their faces so quickly and scolded my parents for not educating me well. responsible person.

It's too much, obviously when parents are around, they all act so obsequiously and positively to please them, if they are seen by their parents in heaven...

No, Mom and Dad must have known it a long time ago. After all, adults are cunning and smart people who like to pretend to be stupid. Lord Ranpo is just a naive child.

But... is that really the case?

03

Adults are smart, adults are not so smart.

Often when they think they are very smart, when the abscess under the mask is pierced, they will show a look of surprise and fear, and the onlookers will also exclaim and shock from the bottom of their hearts.

Adults abide by some kind of rules of seeing through and not revealing, but are they really like this?Do these people really have such superb acting skills, can they hide from the eyes of the world's number one detective in the future?

04

Let's go to Uncle Nakazawa tomorrow, even if the uncle's wife hates me and scolds me with weird words every time, the uncle's children also secretly bully me...

Uncle Nakazawa clearly knows that Ranpo-sama is not welcome in his house, and he invites me to his house again and again. Is it on purpose?

Even so, I will go to him tomorrow, at least eat a full meal, change into clean clothes, and ask Uncle Nakazawa to introduce me to a job with the cheek. Last time he said that a trading company was recruiting employees.

Lord Ranpo... Master Ranpo will definitely, will abide by his rules this time, and will not be easily dismissed.Isn't it just pretending to be stupid?Isn't it just a disguise?For things like masks, Ranpo-sama can wear a mask that is stronger than anyone else if he thinks about it.

05

It smells so good, I'm so hungry.

I won't stop, such a poor woman who doesn't seem to be approachable, will not be so kind to feed Lord Ranpo...

Huh?

She stopped.

What are you doing, why are you giving me food, I'm not a beggar!I will really eat it Oh, this is your dinner that is very important to you!Even though it's enough to just use a rice ball to send Ranpo-sama off, I won't be grateful to say good things that make you happy.

Anyway, it will be soon, this smile is very beautiful, the whole person is like a big sister who is shining, and she will hate Ranpo-sama...

Huh?Don't you hate it?

Why, you look like you like me?

You want to adopt me, you want to be my family, you don't need to pay anything from Ranpo-sama, just thinking like this...

Fake, this must not be true, how can there be such a stupid adult in this world!Master Luanpo will not be deceived!

06

Sure enough, it is false.

She is obviously a very powerful adult, but she pretends to be poor and stupid, and thinks that there are people in this world who, like me, cannot accept the rules of adults. She is lying to me.

Don't follow me, Lord Ranpo hates you, don't think I'm a child so you can deceive me, I won't be fooled.

Woo...you actually hit me, even my parents didn't hit me so hard.

However, it looked like she was about to cry, which was very pitiful.My sister is not suitable for this expression at all.

07

It's so warm, my sister's arms are so warm.

Like a big tree in the sky, like a solid safe house, like an all-encompassing sea.It would be fine if the slap fell on my face, Lord Ranpo broke the rules first, but...why did the slap fall on my sister's back, but she felt...pain.

My heart hurts so much.

It's not worth it, there's no need to do this, Mr. Ranbu, who is immature and naive, who doesn't adapt to the rules, is destined to be washed and submerged by the torrent of the world, self-righteous mediocrity, is not worthy of such a powerful sister's careful protection.

08

It's not a compromise, it's not an adult's routine?

So it turned out that the reason why she was scolded, insulted and beaten before was because... she didn't do enough.Evidence, evidence is very important, if there is no evidence, it is also very important for the prisoner to say that the crime is irrefutable...

Sister, are you teaching me to be an adult?

No, are you teaching me the secret to becoming an excellent adult without being covered up by masks and lies?

Will I also become a powerful person like my sister?

Do I also have the same talent as my sister?

Can Mr. Ranpo also become an excellent genius, instead of a complacent and clever adult?

09

"Don't hurt sister." I didn't have any affection for this kid who pretended to be sleeping. From the first time I saw him, I felt terrible, pure darkness and malice.

Like this kind of kid who has not grown up yet obeys the rules of adults, wears an ugly mask, and has disgusting pustules in his body, the farther away from my sister the better!

"I see. Is that woman so important to you? Then, is this notebook or that woman more important? Let's make a choice."

I heard him say that, his eyes were full of disgust, as if he could see through everything.

I will not lose to you!

Even without you, I can get my sister out of this dangerous place!

"Do you want to cooperate then?"

"Cooperation?"

"The Kawashita Club is a bunch of short-sighted, worthless dregs, just like me, who need to be cleaned up. If you cooperate with me, how about I let them disappear in advance? In this way... your kind sister will not Hurt."

01 Osamu Dazai

"The ending...it's not finished..."

Putting down the notebook that had been rolled up at the corners, a sense of emptiness filled my heart.

No, this is different from before, emptiness in a different sense.

Because I cared too much, I didn't have the mind to deal with the leader who gradually had a deeper desire for me, one careless, I ruined him.

Well, I really want to know the ending.Although I already know what the ending will be, such an easy-to-understand novel, I know what the ending will be when I read the beginning...

Think about it, think about it, if you don't see the ending, you will be unwilling to die like this!At least live until the moment you finish watching the ending!

Decided, just die later.

It's strange that my sister's guardians are quite fast. Helping them will just erase my crime of killing the leader... What kind of leader, he is just a lowly and despicable person who was played by a child in the palm of his hand. I want to make this kind of person There are so many ways to die silently that one could write a novel as thick as Weird Sister.

But no, the traces need to be covered up.At least, after watching the ending, before I die, I don't want my sister to know the bad things I did.

Such a kind-hearted woman, if she knew my true face, would definitely... hate me.

The only thing I don't want is... to be hated by her.

Now, life, if we face it separately as you said, can we really find the answer to its value?Divide 2 into 1 and 1,1, 1+2...is it really equal to [-]?

Is a child of hopeless evil karma who was born with original sin and has done all the ugly things worthy of living?

02

Scared away another adult taking out the garbage, I hide in this dirty, smelly and small space in disgust.

It's disgusting, even Osamu Dazai doesn't want to die in such a dirty state, and the presence of a child's corpse in the trash can will cause trouble for the sanitation workers.

"so slow……"

Obviously it was garbage collection day, according to my sister's personality, she definitely wouldn't go out early in the morning, the most likely thing was to suddenly remember such an important day by patting her head after dinner.

"Really...will you come?"

What will happen to me if I don't come?It will really cause trouble for the sanitation workers. The organization was destroyed by the police and escaped successfully before that. The relevant certificates of being there have also been destroyed. No one will find out that I am the main planner of the convenience store murder case. .

I was the one who discovered the betrayal of the three low-level offline personnel, and it was I who proposed to use their relationship with a certain middle- and low-level personnel of Hong Kong gangsters to indirectly board the boat of Hong Kong gangsters, effectively enhancing the reputation of the Sichuan Xiahui.

It was obviously me, and I went to the convenience store on a whim, wanting to see what that sad, silly woman who was about to be sold as goods looked like, but you turned out to be gentle with someone like me... It took a hidden line Only then overturned the previous plan and killed those three people in advance, because you have the opportunity to become the amazing newcomer and great writer in the newspaper...

Obviously the one who saved you was me, not that nasty childish brat.

Obviously I was the first...

The darkness was once again eroded by light.How cunning, you showed up the second before I was about to give up.

"Isn't a trash can just a place to put trash?"

"If you die, people are also garbage."

[But you are human. 】

You are human, you are human, you are human, you are everyone, everyone, everyone...

Hey, you're lying to me, aren't you?There is a high price to be paid for underestimating children.

Do you really think that a monster in human skin like me is a real human being?

You can also be shameless and ignorant of the so-called selfish, despicable and shameless...

Embrace happiness?

The author has something to say: Luanbu: You can’t do it, you don’t deserve it

Dazai: ...Sister~~Brother Luanbu bullied me again QAQ Am I really annoying, Zazai didn’t do anything

Natsume sound: Ranpo-chan can't bully younger brother.Zai Zai, you should get rid of your cheap hands and cheap mouth.

Dazai: Sister, I don’t have QAQ

Natsume Yin: Wake up, you can fool others but you can’t fool me, be good, and I’ll make you a crab dinner tonight

Dazai: (^o^)/~My sister is the best

Ranbu: Sister, you are partial to him

Natsume sound: Ranpo sauce can also drink an extra bottle of bozi soda today

Ranpo: (*^▽^*) Sister is the best~

Natsume sound: ε=(`ο`*))) so tired

Cats who have not yet touched porcelain successfully:

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The cat picks up the trash can...

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XX: Tsk, if you use the same trick three times, you won’t be fooled even if you have cerebral palsy.

Ranbu: Let me in!

Dazai: You just don’t want to dirty yourself, you don’t even have the awareness to do so, do you deserve to be a younger brother? !

XX: Oh?You can only use this idea to pretend to be a poor trick, and you are proud of it?Is that all you have?

Ranbu: Go and hold him down, I'll clean him up

Dazai: ...Why didn't you hold it down and I'll beat you up?

Ranpo: Huh?Don't you have dementia?

Dazai: It's not dementia!

Green-eyed cat VS kite-eyed cat, the Nth battle, star——

XX: It’s comforting to be stupid (Maomao sighs.jpg)