How can a good male god bite people

After recording the show, it was already past nine o'clock in the evening.

Although the program team arranged dinner, snacks and other food in the guest lounge, after the program ended, Zhou Yeping decided to have a supper.

He originally wanted to invite people from the film crew to join him, but because he only asked today, more than half of the people couldn't play until it was too late.Especially Huang Xiaofeng was unable to attend because the stage play was due to start in a few days, and he had to go to rehearsal early tomorrow morning.Since most people, including the heroine, have no time, Zhou Yeping can only give up the group gathering.

But the fact that other people are not available doesn't mean...

"Brother Ping, Brother Fu and I are ready!" Lu Yongle leaned over, "Where are we going?"

"It's just me and you, where do you want to go? Even if I say I want to eat and drink, you can't eat it, right? You can't eat anything at all, right?" Zhou Yeping pinched the bastard's face, "Either you and I Go home? Dare you?"

Lu Yongle tilted his head: "Why not?"

"Then Cheng, come with me, so you don't have to find a place to keep it secret." Although he had expected Lu Yongle's answer, Zhou Yeping still felt a sense of joy in his heart, "Speak to Fu Zhen, otherwise he will I have to keep asking where you have been, whether you are safe or not, it is so annoying."

"OK!"

"Is there anything you want to eat?" Zhou Yeping hooked Lu Yongle's shoulder and walked in the corridor of the TV station, "Just tell my assistant, he will go out and buy it, and we can just go home."

Lu Yongle obediently walked beside him: "Then, vegetables, raw chicken?"

"Raw chicken? Do you want to eat it raw?"

"No, let's eat after cooking."

"But I don't necessarily have any condiments at home..."

"It's okay, just boil the water..."

***

Lu Yongle followed Zhou Yeping back to Little Heavenly King's home.

"The kitchen is there, and this side is the toilet. The two doors are the master bedroom and the second bedroom, and the master bedroom is on the right. Sometimes the assistant will come to the second bedroom to deal with it all night." Zhou Yeping introduced the facilities at home to Lu Yongle, "TV The game console has been connected to the game console, and you can turn it on if you want to play. There are also dumbbells over there... Lu Yongle, I’m talking to you! What phone are you looking at!”

"Ah!" Lu Yongle looked away from the phone and looked up at Zhou Yeping, "I'm listening, the TV game console in the kitchen, bathroom, master bedroom, and second bedroom..."

"Wait for me, don't tell the toilet to the master bedroom!" Zhou Yeping interrupted, "Also, what are you looking at?"

"Oh, someone posted on Weibo their impressions of watching the show live, and praised me!" Lu Yongle handed the phone to Zhou Yeping, "And said Brother Ping is so handsome!"

What a cute newcomer... I will also search for my own performance after the show.Zhou Yeping thought so, but under the attention of the young man, he took the phone and glanced at it.

[Ahhh, today's ticket is actually from the crew of "Bamboo Color Youth"!Pingping little lunatic Lele is here!Dzogchen!Die without regret!Pingping has this - so handsome!but!I'm going to climb the wall!I can't say the specific content, but when Lu Yongle climbed the wall, he was so handsome!Physical energy bursts the sky! ! ! (btw Pingping and Lele are really sweet, smash this gum! 】

For some reason, Zhou Yeping's gaze stayed on the words "Pingping and Lele are really sweet" for a second.

"Hey, this is just the audience's reaction, don't get too excited." Zhou Yeping returned the phone to Lu Yongle, then snorted on the young man's head, "When the show is broadcast, there will be more comments. Yes Whether it’s good or bad, just read it and let it go, don’t worry about it, you know?”

Lu Yongle looked at him: "Then you don't have to worry about the fact that I have a good relationship with Brother Ping?"

"...Do as you please." Zhou Yeping turned his head away, avoiding the young man's eyes, and walked a few steps towards the TV, "Then, it will take a while for the assistant to come over to buy things, or should we play games first?"

"Huh? Okay." Lu Yongle replied while quickly sending some messages on his mobile phone, and then followed Zhou Yeping to the sofa and sat down.When Zhou Yeping was turning on the TV and the game console, Lu Yongle picked up a controller to try it out, and then said, "Would you like to play a fighting game?"

Zhou Yeping replied smoothly: "Yes. Ah, it's ready, you can choose yourself."

Lu Yongle used the handle to select the game: "Then, is there any reward for the winner?"

"You can even enter my house, isn't that the highest reward? What reward do you want?" Zhou Yeping walked into the kitchen and poured water for himself and Lu Yongle, "However, let's talk about it if you beat me."

"Hey." Lu Yongle took two sips of water, then shook the handle in his hand, "Come on!"

"Wait a minute, let's take a picture first." Zhou Yeping also picked up one handle, then raised his mobile phone with the other hand, turned around to prepare to take a picture, "Lele, turn around."

Lu Yongle obediently turned his head to look.

"Extend the handle a little bit, okay, that's it. Three, two, one." After the words fell, Zhou Yeping took several photos in a row, and then it was over.

Lu Yongle got together with him and chose one of the photos—although it was not much different from the others—then Zhou Yeping reported it to Sister Hua and posted a Weibo.

Zhou Yeping: [The game abuse is back! @Lu Yongle]

In the photo attached below, Zhou Yeping and Lu Yongle are on the left, right, front and back of the screen, holding game controllers in their hands, and there is a TV screen displaying the game interface not far away.

After sending, Zhou Yeping put away the phone and took the game controller: "Okay, let's start!"

***

When Zhou Yeping's assistant came to Zhou Yeping's house carrying big bags and small bags, he found that his boss was sitting with the "annoying guy" he called playing games again after a few months of filming.

"Tsk, you actually use this combo, look at me...!"

"Brother Comeon Ping! Come on, come on, who is afraid of whom!"

The assistant was stunned for a moment, put the things on the dining table silently, and then turned around and asked, "Brother Ping, do you want to have supper now? Do you want Lele's chicken cooked?"

"Just put it there, we'll eat it later." Zhou Yeping's eyes never left the TV screen, "Hey, you actually sneaked up...! By the way, do you want him to help cook the chicken?"

"No need." Lu Yongle kept moving his hands, and his dodging and attacking operations were extremely smooth, "I'll do it myself later... Ah, it's over!... It's okay, okay. Hehe, brother Ping, watch this trick! "

The assistant asked again: "Brother Ping, do you need me to do anything else?"

Zhou Yeping replied casually: "No need, let's go when it's done."

"Then Lele, I put the raw chicken and vegetables in the kitchen." The assistant went into the kitchen, came out to arrange things on the table, and said, "Brother Ping, your supper is already on the table up."

The two men who were addicted to the game made random "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" a few times indiscriminately.

"Then I'm leaving." The assistant walked towards the door, "Bye bye Ping, bye Lele."

"Goodbye!"

"Goodbye!"

The assistant went out, closed the door, and the door lock clicked.The sound of the locking seemed to indicate something, after less than a minute, Lu Yongle cheered: "Yeah!!! I won! Four out of seven rounds! Brother Ping, you can't go back on your word now! "

"Tsk, you really have two hands. What have you been busy with these past few months? Apart from fitness, are you practicing games?" Zhou Yeping threw away the game controller, "Okay, I am willing to bet and admit defeat. Tell me, after you win, you will think about it." What are you doing?"

"Well, let me think about it..." Lu Yongle sat cross-legged on the sofa, resting his elbows on his lap, looking at Zhou Yeping with his chin on his hands, "First, Brother Ping, let me cook the chicken thoroughly! The ones that are just ripe, the ones that are too old will be hard and not tasty!"

"Your face is so big, huh? You want me to cook and so many demands, do you want to go to heaven?" Zhou Yeping said angrily, "You still have 'first', why, and 'second'?"

Lu Yongle's peach blossom eyes stared at him: "Yes!"

"Hey, I don't believe in evil anymore." Zhou Yeping raised his eyebrows, "Say, what else do you have to do?"

"Well... that's actually the case." Lu Yongle changed his posture and knelt down in front of Zhou Yeping, "The 'second' should actually be placed before the 'first'. If Brother Ping promises me this One thing, then you don’t need to cook the chicken for me.”

"...Why do I have an ominous premonition?" Zhou Yeping replied, "What's the matter, let's talk about it first?"

Lu Yongle rolled his eyes: "It's just..."

Swish-!

The young man stood up suddenly, clasped Zhou Yeping's shoulders with both hands, and pushed him down!Zhou Yeping was stunned for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, he was completely crushed by the young man on the sofa. !

Zhou Yeping:! ! !

"If Brother Ping lets me take a bite, then there's no need to cook the chicken." The peach-eyed young man leaned above the man, looking down at the man he was suppressing, his eyes darkened by the backlight, "How about it, Is it a deal?"

Zhou Yeping looked at the young man who was smiling but said terrible words, and suddenly thought inappropriately: This guy...is really good-looking.

In fact, looking at the face from the bottom up, the face value will decrease somewhat.But even from such an angle, Zhou Yeping still thinks that Lu Yongle's face is good-looking enough, which can only show that Lu Yongle's face value can indeed be beaten.

After Zhou Yeping was so dazed, Lu Yongle slowly stepped down and moved closer: "Brother Ping doesn't answer, I'll take it as your agreement."

Zhou Yeping came back to his senses, looked at the young man who was close at hand, and suddenly asked, "Have you... bitten someone recently?"

"Huh?" Lu Yongle paused for a moment, "Why do you ask that, Brother Ping?"

"Nothing, just ask." Zhou Yeping replied, "We haven't met for so long, so, didn't you find someone else?"

Lu Yongle's eyes bent: "Yes."

Zhou Yeping: Sure enough...

"Didn't I go abroad before? Actually, I went home." Lu Yongle said, "So I bit my family."

A very common and normal answer, but Zhou Yeping suddenly felt relieved.But it was just this slack that he realized that his nerves were tense because of the young man's words just now.

Lu Yongle asked again: "Brother Ping, do you have any questions?"

"Yes, you are very heavy." Zhou Yeping said impatiently, "Hurry up and get down!"

Lu Yongle smiled and said: "Then I will start!"

After finishing speaking, the young man slowly pressed down, breathing warmly.

[The author has something to say: Brother Ping, a model of honesty and honesty]