How can a good male god bite people

The first game of the variety show is to play football.

Because the air volleyball is light and unstressed, it basically doesn't make much difference whether the sports are good or not.However, the host still communicated with Zhou Yeping: "Zhou Yeping, during the last World Cup, your support single was popular all over the country, and you also communicated with famous football stars. Do you have a lot of experience in playing football?"

"That being said, don't trick me." Zhou Yeping snorted and replied, "I know very well that this project is notoriously unfriendly to those with football experience, so don't set me up immediately. flag. All in all, I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense."

Zhou Xiaotian Wang stood up and countered the flag with one hand, making the audience in the stands laugh.The host turned to Huang Xiaofeng and asked, "Does Huang Xiaofeng have confidence?"

Huang Xiaofeng didn't care about the flag, he clenched his fist energetically and replied: "Yes!"

The host asked again: "I heard that you have been exercising with Zhou Yeping and Lu Yongle on the set, what do you usually do?"

"It's all kinds of fitness programs. Sometimes we even practice diabolo together." Huang Xiaofeng naturally included the content of the announcement, "Brother Ping and Lele are much better than me, they are very good!"

"Are there any sports related to ball games?"

"Is there... or not?" Huang Xiaofeng tilted his head to look at Zhou Yeping, pretended to look at the face of the team leader, and then said seriously, "Well, if you can't set a flag for Brother Ping, then don't have it!"

"Wow, it seems that you really want to win. But this is a game, not a real competition, okay!" The host laughed and complained, then stepped back to make room, "Then let's see Really, how many points can the crew of "Bamboo Color Youth" get, and we are ready to start!"

With a whistle, the target began to move on the rolling belt.

After 5 minute, the result came out.

The scores of the "Bamboo Colored Youth" team were neither high nor low, which was not something to watch, but whether it was intentional or not, Zhou Yeping didn't get a single point.The host was keenly observant and deliberately asked after reporting the score: "Zhou Yeping, how many points did you get?"

Zhou Yeping: "...Zero."

Audience: "...Pfft."

"Wait, I can't blame it all!" Zhou Yeping said confidently, "I've scored twice, but I didn't fall down. It's because your props are stuck together!"

"It's okay if you can't knock down the strange props. Facts have proved that the flag has nothing to do with the result. It's a superstition. Don't be superstitious, you know?" The host also laughed, pointing to the other end of the guest line, "Hey Look, Lu Yongle is about to lie down laughing."

Zhou Yeping glared at Lu Yongle: "Dare to laugh at me, do you still want to mess around?"

Lu Yongle immediately covered his mouth with his hands, but the corners of his eyes gave away his expression.

The host took advantage of the situation and asked: "Lu Yongle, what do you think of your captain's performance?"

The first question to be answered by name came unexpectedly.

A good answer will make the program transition smoothly, and even leave a better impression on the hearts of the host and variety show producers.Even if there is no impression, at least there is no negative impact.

It may sound exaggerated, even cruel, but that's how it is sometimes.Opportunities are fleeting and will only be seized by those who are prepared.

But now, all eyes were on Lu Yongle.

Lu Yongle took the microphone handed over by the staff, and said "hehe" naturally: "I think... Brother Ping will have extra training tonight!"

Zhou Yeping: "...huh?"

Huang Xiaofeng interrupted while taking advantage of the chaos: "Fifty balance ball sit-ups!"

Zhou Yeping: "Hi!!!"

***

Next, the second game also passed quickly.I don't know if the "Bamboo Color Youth" team is really out of shape or what, in short, more and more points are falling behind.

But no one cares about this, anyway, it's much worse and it's still a stalk.After joking for a while, everyone entered the third game happily.

The third game is indoor rock climbing.

"The "Bamboo Color Youth" team sent Zhou Yeping and Lu Yongle!"

The host introduced the two people who appeared in the guest team: "Although the two played rivals in the TV series, it is said that they have a very good relationship in private, is that true?"

Lu Yongle smiled and said, "That's right!"

Zhou Yeping waved his hands: "No, no, no, he is the one squeezing me! I was forced!"

"Oh, it seems that the cognition of the two people is a little different." The host asked, "Then Zhou Yeping, tell me how Lu Yongle squeezed you?"

Zhou Yeping stretched out his fingers and "criminalized" one by one: "Forcing me to exercise, robbing my bathroom, and robbing my bed!"

"I've seen your behind-the-scenes videos, and I know about working out together, but what about grabbing the bathroom and bed?" the host asked, "Your was robbed, so where do you sleep?"

Zhou Yeping answered rightly: "Sleep in my own room!"

"You sleep together?!"

"That's right." Zhou Yeping replied with a bit of disgust, "I come here every day to take a shower and sleep together. I'm so annoying. He's really super clingy!"

"Then you are so 'doves occupying the magpie's nest' by him, have you never refused?"

"What can I do? He has a black belt in karate! He also knows martial arts! The gangster knows martial arts, no one can stop him!"

"Hahahahaha..."

The audience in the stands was amused by Zhou Yeping, Lu Yongle also looked at him, listening to him, his peach blossom eyes seemed to be full of stars.

The host turned the microphone to him: "Then Zhou Yeping has made such an accusation, does Lu Yongle have anything to say?"

"Hmm..." Lu Yongle put his chin on his face and thought for a second, then leaned closer to the microphone, and replied slowly in a deep magnetic voice, "Brother Ping just woke up—super sexy!"

"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Zhou Yeping's fans screamed and almost whimpered.

Lu Yongle was still saying: "One time after he woke up, he just..."

"Stop talking!" Zhou Yeping quickly covered his mouth.

Lu Yongle's peach blossom eyes looked at him with a smile.

"It seems that Lu Yongle still has a lot of 'hacks' against Zhou Yeping, haha." The host stopped as soon as he saw it, and began to change the topic back to the game, "Then rock climbing later, have you allocated the area yet? "

In this game, two players take turns to climb different areas, and press the buttons corresponding to different difficulties on the wall to get the corresponding points.If you press all the buttons within the allotted time, you can get extra points proportional to the remaining time.

Zhou Yeping let go of Lu Yongle, pointed to the left and said, "I'll climb over here first, and Lu Yongle over there."

"Oh, how much time do you plan to leave for your teammates?"

"……30 seconds?"

"Wait a minute, it seems a little easier on your side, but it takes ninety seconds?" the host said cheerfully, "Are you taking this opportunity to get revenge?"

Zhou Yeping didn't answer directly, but just looked at Lu Yongle: "Can you do it?"

If you are a man, you can't say you can't do it. Lu Yongle nodded firmly: "Yes!"

"Okay, let's wait and see how many points this pair of good friends who share the bed and eat together can score!" The host pulled Lu Yongle back together, leaving room for Zhou Yeping, "The "Bamboo Color Youth" team, get ready!"

Zhou Yeping stood in front of the climbing wall and looked up.

"start!"

Zhou Yeping quickly grabbed the handle and quickly climbed up!

Although he said it would take 50 seconds, Zhou Yeping's speed was actually very fast.Although the wall on his side is relatively simple, it still requires some mental and physical strength in many places, but Zhou Yeping has both, so he hardly encountered any difficulties along the way.Lu Yongle cheered him up from below, while reminding him of the route and buttons.I don't know if Zhou Yeping heard it or not. In short, when [-] seconds passed, Zhou Yeping had reached the top and tapped the button on the top.

Ding!

"Zhou Yeping! Reached the summit in 50 seconds!!!" The host announced loudly, "This speed is really fast, and now he is coming down to hand over to Lu Yongle!"

Zhou Yeping stood on the edge of the rock climbing wall and jumped down, the coercion pulled him to land slowly.Lu Yongle rushed over to give him a high five, and Zhou Yeping said, "Come on, Lele! Be careful!"

"Okay!" Lu Yongle only had time to drop these two words, and ran to the climbing wall on his side.

The first handle on this wall is no longer at a height that can be reached by reaching out.

Lu Yongle squatted his legs slightly, jumped up suddenly, and grabbed the handle in one fell swoop!

But it's not over yet, he followed his inertia, coupled with the strength of his left hand pull-up, and rushed towards the diagonal upward direction!After being suspended in the air for a moment, he has firmly grasped the other handle on the upper right!

But in the blink of an eye, Lu Yongle had already climbed more than half of the climbing wall.

"Wow..." The audience looked dumbfounded, they forgot to cheer, and only saw the shock of Lu Yongle walking on the ground.

Lu Yongle climbed this way not just to show off his skills, but to press a button with a high score in the top corner.That button also appeared in previous games, but most of the time it was strategically abandoned because the time and energy spent was not proportional to the score obtained.The fact that Lu Yongle pressed it so easily gave everyone an illusion: ...Maybe, this button is not that difficult?

However, Lu Yongle didn't give everyone more time to think. After he pressed the button, he temporarily retreated to half the height of the wall.The speed was so fast that people thought he had fallen from the wrong hand.But amidst the worried exclamations of the audience, Lu Yongle quickly followed another path and went up again.

After experiencing the first ten seconds of shock, the audience began to feel that the rest should be just drizzle for Lu Yongle.Sure enough, Lu Yongle pressed the button while climbing up, his movements were smooth and smooth, as if there was a line in the dark guiding him upwards.

Soon, he reached the last summit.

This is a [-]-degree slope that extends outward. Although the handles are firmly inserted on it, the handles are not neat, one on the left rear and one on the right front.Even people with rock climbing experience may not be able to pass such a test.

But Lu Yongle grabbed the handle leading to the slope without hesitation.

One on the left, one on the right, he moved forward steadily.Because there is no unnecessary shaking of the body, the audience can't even feel whether it is fast or slow.

Such a purely relying on the strength of the arms, even the members of the crew of "Bamboo Color Youth" were stunned, Huang Xiaofeng said in astonishment: "Hands, not hands..."

Amid the amazement of the crowd, Lu Yongle grabbed the last handle on the slope, suddenly pulled up again, and stepped on the penultimate handle of the slope.As soon as his hands and feet were exerted, half of Lu Yongle's body leaned out of the slope, and grabbed a handle on the side of the upper platform.

Audience: Fuck... trough...

The next thing was simple - only for Lu Yongle - he grabbed the handle on the platform, turned up the top, and pressed the last button on the top.

Ding!

"Lu Yongle reached the top! The time taken, 30 seconds!!!"

[The author has something to say: Lele is super strong! 】